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Lol! I saw this pic and decided to share it here and also find out if what the pic says is true. For me, how can nnenna,chioma and ada taste the same.

zick19:
I wish i can have that kinda girl....

Lol! No be small wish.

ammyluv2002:
Pls change the names....don't use Peter & Lola

Sorry didn't know the names are sensitive to you. Give me ones I can use.

agohmamuda:
O.p Pls wat can I do to get such permission from my girl friend?? Ur Candid advice pls. *me sef sabi story na.

Break up with her.

Peter and Lola has been dating for two years now,and they have been having sex until last month when Lola decided to abstain. She told Peter about her decision and Peter refused. After having issues with Peter regarding her decision,she then told Peter that if he can't stay without sex,he is free to do it with other ladies that she can bear it and she will continue to love and date him as before.
The question is,if Peter takes her advice,will it mean the end of the relationship? Can a lady actually turn a blind eye to the infidelities of her love? Wont Peter's affection get divide if he starts sleeping with someone else?
By the way,those aren't the real names of the people involved.
Need your candid advice.Thanks.

Basket. Lol.

SisiNini:
Quite true...!!!

First lady to confirm it. Proof of a candid nature.

auntymi:
loL, dnt mind mi oOo, i was only jos kiddiN

Yeah of course I know

auntymi:
Cause we're nt cheap, op abi u b kidnappEr

Lol! I no be kidnapper oh!

GBTYO:
ISIS is now strongly rooted in Libya which is just 1,200 miles from Kano

Get ready to be culturally modified!

Culturally modified?

sholikay:
That woman from Michigan really amazed me.

50 million odd,that's really amazing.

Don't know where to post this.
These are some random facts that will amaze u.

Kennywills7:
I dey feel u bro
ur joke make sense wella

Thanks man.

jonsnow92:
theres a difference between been skeptical about whom you give personal informations to and just been unnecessarily playing hard to get..Nigeria girls no just dey try

I dey tell u oh!!

missjenna:
Lol

But op, this shows that we African ladies are not careless with our information
We don't just hand our information to any random guy

It shows we are wise

Our babes sabi stress us eh b4 una go give us information na wahala.

Kennywills7:
Hehehehehe bro na wa o
Una wan finish Nigerian girls for Nairaland o
Na operation attack d girls una dey?

Lol!! My guy I no follow this na joke oh abeg.

See The Difference:

White girl sees a guy she likes on social media and says 'hi'

Guy: may I know a bit about you?

Girl: Oh certainly, I am Samantha, I'm 27, I
work as a system analyst with Dell, I am single with one adorable daughter. I
live at Crown Heights, London in my own
apartment... You?

.
African babe sees a guy she likes on social media and says 'hi'

Guy; Babe you look good. May I know a little about you?

Babe: What about me do you want to know?

Guy: What's your name?

Babe: Can't you see it on my profile?

Guy: How old old are you?

Babe: guess...

Guy: What do you do for a living?

Babe: See JAMB question o!

Guy: well I guess I should just leave you since you really don't wanna tell me
anything about
you

Babe: It's like you're hot-tempered! Abegiii!!!

#True or #False ?

Demburrows:
Some Igbo business men in alaba be like so i will open shade for only for 4 mondays-saturdays, landlord must remove money for this month, ifa bu cheating.

Lol!Lol!

dein77:
Thanks for sharing, OP.

It's really a rare occurrence.

Yeah it is.

PhockPhockMan:
Op God bless for this, I really appreciate. Unlike those talking trash up there, I pray God to make this February a month of blessing to you.

Thanks bro, am happy for the good words.

kayboy4y:
Tnks @OP...but what difference does it make? Will it make us have a 25hours a day? What does it mean to an ordinary man on th street?

I just have to believe those are rhetorical questions.

Adewummy007:
Thanks for the notification

Your welcome.

Nuezha:
Just as you will celebrate your birthday on any of these days only 13 times (i.e. one Saturday in 6 years) if you live up to 80 years.

Lol! Never thought of that.

SweetJoystick:
And so what? Did it bring back the kidnapped girls? Did it make our NGN stronger? Did it make GEJ know that there should be punishment for stealing even as he doesn't know the meaning of corruption?

Really?

Fabdedon:
So what does U.s.a have to say about this

I guess we should ask them.

Am posting this here cos I don't know the appropriate place to do so.

Easy break up lines,I can't stop laughing.

1. 16 missed calls? You killed my battery,so you're capable of killing me... ITS OVER!!!

2. How come mosquito is biting me and not biting you,i smell conspiracy... ITS OVER!!!

3. You don't even respect me,i'm talking and you're still breathing? ITS OVER!!!

4. So now you're drinking coca-cola that has another man's name on it,better go and find him cos ITS OVER between us

5. So Beyonce's 'Drunk in Love' is your caller tune? I cant trust alcoholics with my future kids... ITS OVER!!!
6. They are shouting bird flu and you are still cooking chicken,you want to kill me... ITS OVER!!!

7. I called you and you picked immediately,you lack patience... ITS OVER!!!

8. Why are you using broom to sweep my room when you know i support APGA? ITS OVER!!!

9. You are always abbreviating your texts,you want our children to be short abi? ITS OVER!!!

10. I told you i love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice cream,you don't care about me... ITS OVER!!!

11. You don't pay your tithe,if you can cheat on God,then who am i? PACK YOUR THINGS!!!
OMG!.....I can't stop Laughing ooh!!

AbuMaryam1:
@op, some are gossipers, they went there to study what people are doing abi

Study what people are doing in the bank without actually doing anything in the bank? I haven't seen that type.

Types Of People You Will Meet At Bank Doors.

Visited the bank on tuesday
morning and met quite number
of people at the bank door so
decided to pen down my
observation..En joy!

1. The trustworthy ones.
This kind of people will enter the
door with their hands raised up
and their heads bowed down like
they have given their life to christ..
People inside will be like

''Oga enter the door has opened.!

2. The impatient ones.
This ones lack patience,they
always wished the door will open
and close fast..
I was entering the bank the other
day. A guy inside started yelling at
me..
Do fast come out nah,when the
door hasnt opened yet....

i was like come Jack me come out
nah..

3. First timers.
This ones dont know how to
operate the door,some will even
think the bank has closed,some
will wait for someone to comeout
before they enter.

4. The suspecious ones.
This ones will have to pull their
belt,necklace,w ristwatch,bangl
es,shoes,drop their phones,keys
even after much done they would
be denied entrance..

The security officer be like
''oga you be welder ? ''

5. The Experts.
This kind of people frequent the
bank and now with idea of how
to bypass the sequrity..when they
enter the door they would hold
out every metal object like
keys,phones outside the door
until the door makes attempt to
close.. When one door closes the
other must open.

6. The Restless.
This ones will even join someone
in entering the door, even when
they enter alone they will want to
know how many people are
inside the bank before the door
opens.

7. Questionaries.
This ones will come to the door
and ask questions that one needs
to consult the gods before they
answer, questions like..

People full inside bank?

Them they pay inside?

Teller still remain?
The ac dey work?

Have you guys closed for work?

Them dey show match inside?

8. The battle kings.
When there is no one inside the
door and coincidentally two
people wants to enter from both
inside the bank and outside.. They
will keep pressing the buttons
vigorously like a game pad..

Which one are you?

Feel free to add yours!

iamodenigbo1:
I will explain who Paula Is,the girl I am dating behind her back

Maybe she is right by asking

veekid:
she dey craze??

Lol! Exactly my first thought.

Guys what will you do if your girlfriend react this way to your being injured?