₦airaland Forum

Ewizard:
d 1 with hand on chest(7)..

Dats sincere bitterness!

Your right,7 shows real bitterness.

Skillfullulu:
It's no 6, make their eyes blind join

Hahaahah. U dey vex oh! The crying neva dey enough? U wan make dm blind too.

For me its num 6.

Thanos:
Thanos is a celestial being. Breakfast is for mortal men

U go fear celestial being na.

If you are such a lady in the above pic,don't expect a guy like the one in the latter pic.

Am posting this here because i don't know the right place to post it. I came across this framed write up wanna know if its true or not.


GOD CREATED THE WORLD AND RESTED,
GOD CREATED MAN AND RESTED BUT SINCE
GOD CREATED WOMAN NIETHER GOD NOR MAN HAS RESTED.

Coldplay007:
Go down on her.. and just at that O time, shove it in, she won't even know you are in already...

Lol!! Badoo.

Emodeee:
u r the guy joorh

Lol! No be me oh! U sef eh.

BluePearls:
i have never quite understood why girls lie about their virginity.

I don't think i have ever doubted if a lady is a virgin or not. I believe there are so many of ladies who still keep their virtues but my problem is using born again as an excuse.

Sarimah:
a real born again will not even spend the night with a guy she's not yet married to

That is the point. If she had said she was a virgin alone,its understandable but saying she is born again and bathing with him..... I don't understand.

jworos:
Lemme guess... u didn't read d thread abt d latest styles runs girls use now...

I didnt, is this one of their styles?

jnrbayano:
So you seriously think ATM is only a bank facility? Think again.

Op, your guy is a well oiled ATM.

No be me go tell am that one oh! Fight neva dey hungry me.

zick19:
Pls, you all shld help me give the babe a standing ovation ...... But as for the guy
*claps trice and say mumu...... Repeat it till infinity

Me also see am as scam. Born Again no suppose allow guy do those things na.

nikpet2:
chaii so there is still people more clueless more than the fisherman in town...

if na me o..

if she go toilet i go chop, goto the kitchen i go knack am, even for sitting room i go suck am...

na chop while stock last matter be dis

chaii e dey pain me gan sha

Lol! Your eyes dey red oh

Nairalander01:
OP this your story hmmmmm e get as e be oh
this seem to me be a trick the lady played on your friend in order to get his cash.....I mean supposed no 'BORN AGAIN CHRISTIAN VIRGIN' who doesn't do such things will allow a guy handle her,suck her b**b and even e.t.c(only Jah knows what you mean by e.t.c )

Take Note Of The Bolded

My dear na that one tire me. If she be born again as she claim,she no suppose allow the guy touch her body na. The thing just tire me.

A guy I know met this girl on facebook,after about two weeks of chatting and getting to know little about each other,the guy invited the girl over to his place. She agreed and travelled all the way from the town she stays to this guy's town.
Now ,the real story is,when she got there, they had some fun before going to bed.At night,the guy tried to withdraw,but the girl refused,telling him that she was born again,that she doesn't do such things and that she was a virgin but the confusing part is that she allows the guy handle her,suck her b**bs etc. they even bath together.Each morning,she reads her bible and embark on a very serious warfare prayers.She spent about four days with him before leaving and the guy gave her enough cash.
My question is has this guy been scammed big time or is this girl for real?

ibkgab001:
No woman no cry

Gbam!!!

HUSBANDS FOR SALE !
A store that sells husbands has just
opened in Zimbabwe , where a woman
may go to choose a husband. Among the
instructions at the entrance is a
description of how the store operates.
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of
the men increase as the shopper ascends
the flights. There is, however, a catch ..
You may choose any man from a
particular floor, or you may choose to go
up a floor, but you cannot go back down
except to exit the building! So, a woman
goes to the Husband Store to find a
husband .
On the first floor the sign on the door
reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love
the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the
Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the
Lord, love kids, and are extremely good
looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled
to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign
reads:
Floor 4 These men have jobs, love the
Lord, love kids, are good looking and help
with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can
hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the
fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 These men have jobs, love the
Lord, love kids, are gorgeous, help with
the housework, and have a strong
romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes
to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6: You are visitor number
4,363,012 to this floor. There are no
men on this floor. This floor exists solely
as proof that many women are impossible to
please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband
Store. Watch your step as you exit the
building, and have a nice day!
Please send this to all men for a good
laugh and to all the women who can
handle the truth!

This 2015 presidential election has centered between president Goodluck(PDP) and General Buhari(APC).
Taking Nigeria's future into consideration,am wondering does General Buhari signify a way forward or backward for Nigeria?
AGE :The truth be told,age is a big factor for anyone vying for the seat of the president. I see people comparing the age of Buhari and that of the presidents of Tunisia and Zimbabwe but those people never asked themselves,are we striving to be like those countries? Nigeria is fighting to develop and to do that,we don't need an old man who is that out of touch with the youth.The youth is the present and future of the country and Buhari doesn't represent that.A 72yr old man can sustain the rigours of governing Nigeria.
EXPERIENCE: One of the points that Buhari's followers give is that he is experienced in governance but one thing we keep forgetting in that such experience came from being a dictator.A military head of state.I ask again,is that the sort of experience we sort for in This country? I don't think so. General Buhari has never held a political post.All his experience came as a military man who rule by force.we dont need such experience to progress unless we are planning to expunge our constitution.
EDUCATION: Buhari sincerely speaking may have a WAEC result,but does that mean he is educated? We all know what being educated means in this 21th century. Being a graduate is a very big boost for leadership in this era. we should all look at states that performed excellently and point out any governor who isnt a graduate among them.Being a graduate gives an added confidence,strength and morale in governance.It gives a leader an ability to be objective.
DEMOCRATIC TENDENCY: President Goodluck is a past leader both as a deputy governor,governor,acting president and president likewise General Buhari who has been a past head of state and head of PTF.What we should ask ourselves is do they both have that democratic tendency to rule? Well,we all know the president is a democrat,who has never used to his power as the president to overrule the courts.if he was anti democratic,we should have heard the last of the likes of Amaechi,Tambawal,Sanusi like Obj did to Fayose,Kwankwanso,Atiku. Do we expect such acts from General Buhari? Well,I don't believe we should.This is a man which incited youths to violence because he lost a democratic election.
He has that military/force tendency which he will never fail to use if things doesn't go his way.

Vote Wisely. You may not have a right to vote out a democratic dictator in the next four years.

fastguy10:

Honestly u n OP will nt kill me

Look at their faces is written all over them

Lol! you know in their mind,they are forming serious.

SirHouloo:
Am telling you.... A bunch of desperate robbers.

Lol! Is it that clear on their faces?

edozie04:
This can not stop APC from taking over
SAIBUHARI

You mean the picture can't stop APC?

These set of politicians are the set of people God asked us to beware of in Psalm one,verse one. (Photo).

There is one thing we Nigerians don't seem to understand concerning the office of the president. We tend to forget that the office of the president deserves some dignity despite who occupies it.,that office deserves respect.
In developed countries,despite the bitterness of the opposition to the current occupier of that seat,there are limits to the words they use while criticizing the president. e.g, when president Bill Clinton was accused of sleeping with Monica Lewinsky,we all saw how the opposition went for his jugular to resign but that was done with calculated criticisms without insulting the Office of the President because they know what that office stands for despite the fact that the occupant of the office committed adultery.
That doesnt seem to be so in Nigeria. A lot of abuse has been directed to the office of the president that am beginning to wonder if he is senior prefect of a school rather than the leader of Nigeria.
We all know what happens in less developed countries like Zimbabwe and Sudan when insults is launched on the office of the president. Nigeria is aspiring to be like the U.S,France and U.k we should try to borrow a leaf from their attitude.
It is GEJ today,it maybe GMB tomorrow or even you. The earlier we learn dignity and respect that accurs to that office,the better.

Acidosis:
We do not need any alliance with U.S and Britain. Buhari will merge us with Iraq, Kuwait and Saudi Arabia.

Buhari the kwuorufftion fighter will jail TINUBU, FASHOLA, KWANKWASOR, AMAECHI, & OTHER KWUORUFFT POLITICIANS.

Do not be discouraged about his disgusting and "hard-to-interprete" accent, Abacha during his regime could not speak good English and his aides hired an English tutor to fill the gap. We'lpl do same with Buhari, Osibanjo the short Professor will engage Buhari the President with 6-9pm Lessons in Aso Rock, Daura Chapter..


God bless the "Clueless-Peoples' General"


Kai Buhari
Kai Osi-ba-e-jo


Buhari and Osibanjo for president and vice president (south west and Daura zones) till 2048.

Lol!

Matthewbriggs:
Buhari cannot fight corruption ... Why do I say so.

Buhari according to him Abacha is not corrupt. Do you know what this means.

A man that who can not differentiate or tell when someone is corrupt is the same person, who thinks he would be able to fight corruption.

He is even worse that GEJ who said stealing is not corruption.

Also Under buhari you would have the illusion of the fight against corruption, Buhari would give Nigerians the drama they want using political enemies as scape goats, while under your nose dangerous deals will be made and high level corruption will still take place undercover. Why do I say this the same set of people who took Nigeria to where it is today are the same people behind his election bid.

The fact that he is very clueless to even comprehend or detect corruption will make matters worse.

Like I asked earlier ... who would you vote for?
A man who they say he is corrupt with no solid proof to a man who tells you he is a saint while his friends are crooks.

It doesn't help Buhari's bid one bit having people like Ameachi who helped Peter Odilli steal Rivers State dry around him.

okpamson15:
The whole thing is geting me confuse

Lol! Every aspirant has their flaws. That is why we have all the time to think before we vote. A vote now can only be corrected in four years. Forget about the propaganda that is going on. Vote for who will be good for you and your family in particular and Nigeria in general.

General Buhari no doubt is almost a saint when it comes to corrupt practices in Nigeria. Some of us may not have been born during his regime but we all have read about how hard he fought to make Nigeria corrupt free during those time.
Since we can all believe he is still the same straight as arrow guy as he use to be,we should also believe that he can go to any length to achieve his aim.
During General Buhari's regime,he ordered the kidnapping of Umaru Dikko from London because the UK authorities refused to extradite him. Yes,we all know that Umaru Dikko was a corrupt government official wanted by the Nigerian government but what happens to due process? What happens to acting within the law? As at that time,despite the fact it was a military regime,General Buhari flaunted international law and British law. Made a mockery of diplomatic immunity by labeling a human being as a diplomatic cargo just to achieve his aim.
Yes,Buhari will definitely go after the corrupt politicians if elected,but we have to ask ourselves,is it at the detriment of breaking the laws of our country and smearing our relationship with our foreign allies like he did with Britain? Because as you have seen,he doesn't care which law is broken provided he gets the corrupt person in jail.
Also,do we expect him to go after his political friends thereby biting the hands that feed him? I believe we are in a dilemma. Between the devil and the deep blue see.(GEJ and GMB). Cast your votes wisely

eliment:
Moranu=found favour in yoruba
May be that's what the owner want

Are you saying the owner intentionally changed the name?

Biggty:
Of course Ibo made

Igbo made indeed.

I came across this jeep and the name caught my eyes. Am wondering,is it a fake Murano jeep or another spec of Nissan car?

Photos, front and back view.

EroticAngelina:
Yeahh! I do see lotta ladies rocking it. It seems cool and trendy to some, but to me it makes u simply look crazy

I don't know how that can be trendy. Hair rollers clearly means an unfinished business,why would one carry such as a fashion? Well,people can have different fashion sense.