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For the wailers only

codedgalaxy:
It's not normal cream.
The cream looks dried,
Comes out like particules.
Its not me o, just asking for a friend.

Na gun powder .That is how it looks.

obawinner:
Project are meant to put you through every knowledge you've Garnered over the course duration.
During my undergrad days, my project was rejected like a baby changing diapers. I got tired, depressed, I took the man name to church gan sef, the Prof did not even sit before the project topic got rejected.
Then finally approved, I was in the middle, covid came, I spent 8 month working and writing the approved topic only for me to resume after the pandemic, then my research supervisor said the topic is outdated. I fainted 60 times in 60 seconds.
Summary is never give up, build your research abilities, data evaluation and update your inquisitive skillet. Best of luck!

But your supervisor did not tear your project report?

Absuchat:
The rice she collected from Bourdillion hasn't even finished and she is already wailing

This music go soon pass jeromi
Yet
Omo Igbo still dey ball.... nothing mega

People with peanut brain think alike. So no Yoruba voted your tin god called Obi ? You people reason through your anus .

Kalatium:
No sooner was I on my way leaving the market, after buying all what I need and ticking all the items on my list than a stranger came out of the blue to accuse me of stealing his penis.

I won't say the state this happened.

At first I didn't clearly understood what he meant because he initially said, I should return what left his body.

What looked like a funny claim in my ear turned serious as he started shouting and calling the attention of passers by. People started encircling us and the guy who accused me said we are going to police station, I was like why will I follow you to station when I didn't do anything wrong.

One of the passers by said I should just follow him if I know I am truly Innocent since the station is not far. I had no choice that to follow them to prove my innocence ( the accuser and the passer-by) with many thoughts on my mind.
On our way I resolved to call all the important people I know that can get me out of this mess. I first dialed my dad's number and started explaining what was going on before the guy said I should cut the call that we must go to that station or else he will collect my phone.

Eventually we arrived there, and met two police men inside the station compound, then my accuser started laying claim of his stolen manhood story. I was called to narrate what happened and I told them I just left the market gate after purchasing all I needed from the market only to be falsely accused.

The two officer took us inside the station to write a statement. After the accuser narrated his story once more, one of the officer was laughing.
The police asked what I do for a living and I told him I am a medical Doctor and the hospital I work. He asked the accuser same question who said he is a university student and doesn't stay far from the market. He asked of both our phone numbers and also gave out his number to us. Then he asked the accuser to put his hand in his trouser to confirm if his manhood is there, the guy touched and the manhood was there.

He then started saying that initially he didn't feel anything there that there have been cases like that in his school and that he was shocked that the thing happened to him that's why he dragged the case to the station.

The police then said that he has been hearing about this stealing of manhood and that people can do diabolical things for money. However, it could also be that his mind might be playing tricks on him as such he felt his penis might be missing when it actuality it is actually there.

The police man said I should go that since the guy has confirmed his penis is intact, there is no case. He said I shouldn't be annoyed that if I were in the guy's shoes I might as well do the same . He also said that it could be that it actually happened but me being there at the wrong time and being there when he felt such that he will easily take the person close by as the culprit. I felt relieved but at the same time angry for been falsely accused and my time wasted for something as dumb as this.

When we were going outside the station, the guy who falsely accused me was dragging his foot and kept working very slow such that I was at a far distance in the front. The passer-by that followed us early was apologizing to me, that I shouldn't be angry.

Damn, I was just feeling different emotions. However, I thank God nothing happened to me ( I wasn't hurt and no mob action or jungle justice), nothing was missing and I came back home safe and fine.

My dad who is in another state got worried when I called earlier. If something had happened to me that guy will have had the worst day of his life. The kind of people that will have come for him eh.

There were 2 things on my mind. It's either that guy did it intentionally to put me in trouble or he is delusional ( superstitious) and/or actually suffering from Koro syndrome.

Help move this to Fp so everyone can be aware of this.

for the sake of humanity, I think the case should be pursued further. Many people have fallen victim of jungle justice through this.

IPOB award .

Hendrixky:
If not for tribalism and religion that is killing the masses in Nigeria

Tinubu and atiku are both not supposed to get up to 100 thousands vote

Especially that tinubu knowing fully well he was part of Buhari administration and he brought upon on us Buhari's administration
What we complained about and regretted in Buhari's tenure was exactly what we knew tinubu will repeat in his administration if he wins like parkinson disease, old age and sickness
But because Nigerians are too tribalistic the people of South west gave him their vote again.
Sane people are plenty in lagos, abuja and south south who are exposed and not tribalistic reason he didn't win those states

Nigerians are really not angry about bad government they are angry because it is not their tribesman at that position

If not for Tribalism ,Obi that could not elevate Anambra to an enviable height ,even among Southern Eastern states is hallucinating to be president over 200 million Nigerians.

Neictraema:
Mr. Minister of Interior

In Nigerian Embassies, It is called Emergency Travel Certificate (ETC).

Philipponzaghi:
Problem no dey finish.

— people praying for Jew
—Nothern people praying for Palestine

Funniest thing here is that both are praying to the same God to deal with the other and continue to murder innocent children and bomb the hell out of defenseless people.

I’m sure even God himself go don tire.

Peejayz:
I started teaching at this private school in September. My salary is 10k per month ( I had no choice than to take the job due to alot of challenges I'm facing). My first salary, the man sent 5k (no joke) , I thought it was a mistake from his side , so I went to meet him in his office, he told it wasn't mistake....

I asked him how can I cope with 5k for a month, he said when student pay school fee, he will pay me my balance, I agreed with him ....

Then the next salary came in today , still 5k, I'm so angry and tired at this point... Alot of debt on my head .... 5k can't even clear them , not to talk of what I will use to feed myself.... This is unfair..... I plan to resign... But at this moment, I don't know where I will see money to feed .....

I'm confused at this point, I don't even know what I'm going to do at this point

You should know if he is sincere or not. I am sure you know the number of students in the school and all other calculations. Since you said you have so many debts to settle,hold on till you get a better job. Half of a peanut is better than none.

tinsel:
https://www.thecable.ng/he-has-privacy-rights-fbi-cia-reject-request-for-tinubus-records/amp

Lawyers both home and abroad are feeding fat on these people left and right. You and I know that FOI is strictly enforced on executive arm of government and not an individual. Chaiii !!1

englishmart:
Mature mind only

As a lady your boyfriend took u to his family house for the first time and u met her mother cooking, are you suppose to join her in the kitchen or u seat as a visitor and allow her to finish the cooking and serve u ?
Remember it's the first time meeting the family

She can do eye service.

Bobloco:
….faults composition of S-Court panel that heard Atiku, Obi’s appeals




https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2023/10/crack-at-s-court-as-retiring-justice-alleges-abuse-of-power-by-cjn/amp/

“As presently structured, the CJN is Chairman of the NJC which oversees both the appointment and discipline of judges, he is equally Chair of the Federal Judicial Service Commission (FJSC), the National Judicial Institute (NJI), the Legal Practitioners Privileges Committee (LPPC) that appoints Senior Advocate of Nigeria.


“In my considered opinion, the oversight functions of these bodies should not rest on an individual alone. A person with absolute powers, it is said, corrupts easily and absolutely"

Where did he specifically mention that CJN abuses his power? He was referring to the structure of the Judiciary System as constituted, not the person of the CJN.

But they said "only Ibo dominated markets are being shut down"

BOSSkesh:
Bro she’s 70+ no oil there again na
Haba

Hopeless fool

yarimo:
IKECHUKWU EMMANUEL must have tried to claim china belongs to them again

Why are you so insensitive ?

Blame this on heartless developers and land speculators. They most likely bought the land cheap, developed them and sold the houses to unsuspecting buyers who bear the brunt of the demolition.

preshpraiz:
It's 2.47 am here but I can't sleep, I hardly sleep these days.

My whole world is crumbling.
I have been a regular guest here for awhile now but had to register this morning, I need somewhere to pour out my heart, somewhere to dump my frustrations.

I came from a good, not so rich home but my parents were so hardworking.I had a good moral upbringing, went to tertiary institution and graduated with good grades.

While in school, I never had a boy friend though I had a lot of "chykers", never went clubbing, didn't socialize much.

Few months to the end of my NYSC, I met my husband. We got talking and boom, I fell in love with him. He is my ideal man....he doesn't drink nor smoke, gentle and soft spoken.

He wasn't earning much but it didn't bother me. I believe in working hard and growing with my man.

Now my regrets...
* The "angel" I married has refused to get a job after losing the last one during COVID 19.

He said he can never work in a private company again. His target is multinationals.

I encouraged him to pick up a job with private company while hoping for a bigger fish at least to support in taking care of the needs at home but he said no.

I'm left with taking care of our 3 kids, feeding, school fees and virtually every need at home. All he does is press phone, gamble and sleep.

Now our rent is due, no money.
I married as a virgin, married for love and not money, work my ass off, doing so many side hustle to shoulder the expenses at home. I'm tired. I regret all these.

When I see my "unserious" classmates on social media and sometimes offline, I weep. See them living large. I thought all the sacrifices I made way back will pay off now.
I have made up my mind that if he doesn't fix the rent, I will move back to my parent's house.

Kindly feel free to advise or bash me. Tankio

You were not wrong about your decision, it is just that the other side has failed to fulfil part of the contract. It is a two-way thing .No need to worry much about his actions or inactions. Gird up your loins and look for the next best option. Stop depending on him for finances for now. Live like he is not existing . The option of moving to your parent's house is not bad,if he fails to renew the rent or commit to the welfare of the family. It is a beginning of a new beginning. Look for best ways to be responsible for your children welfare ,it might not be easy .

Saviourplease:
Hi House,

I am billed to attend a company sponsored training in the Uk by the end of the month but my VISA application was turned down for the reasons attached. How do I handle this and improve my chances in my future applications?

Tell your company to re-apply.

JUDGEna leave her alone. Atleast, she didnot commit any crime .

Judolisco:
Na Ukraine mumu pass 4 all dis yeye war.... People wey dey support you no dey fight war for their own country oh... With all d support you've been getting nothing to show for it...

Ukraine did not start the war.It was started by Russia .

What are these guys doing in India? Education or drug business?

ganisucks:
@DavidHundeyin

This small fry

favor914:
O yea evil being, please explain further?

Eran

EBMedia:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCzaszeG7WU

No matter how hard you try, you can’t pin anything on Naira Marley- his lawyer says

Abiola drank tea too.

wwwkaycom:
THIS STORY IS ACTUALLY FROM A FRIEND, HE SENT IT TO A WHATSAPP PLATFORM WE BELONG TO. I AM SEEKING ADVISE AND ASSISTANCE FOR HIM HERE PLEASE

My childhood friend is based in Texas, USA. He traveled out 12 years ago. Actually I work with government in Nigeria with a salary of 180k per month. It is becoming increasingly tough to take care of family responsibilities so early this year, I started making moves to relocate to US or Canada.

But the issues surrounding japa are quite enormous so I reached out to my friend to seek his advise, suggestions and possibly financial loan which I will pay back. He gave me some important reasons why I shouldn't migrate. He spoke about my age, no technical skill, finances, leaving known for unknown and difficulties faced by new comers in America. I didn't agree with these reasons even though he sounded genuine. I left him and started making other moves but eventually realized I still needed him.

8 months later, I spoke with him again, he repeated the same reasons why I shouldn't relocate. I am not 50 yet, I know a 56 year old man who relocated to Canada late last year and today his family members have started faring well here in Nigeria. Infact, his son who is presently rounding off his NYSC will be moving by march next year so what is the fuss about my age? I have made up my mind to stop seeking his support and carry my cross myself.

Thank you all.

You may not agree with your friend but never discard his concerns. Look at how to 'tackle' those concerns when you eventually migrate.

Openfortruth:
I greet you all Nairalanders.

Please permit me to share this thing my brother is doing to me.

As my life was about to become useless in the village, I came to the city to stay with my older brother and learn phone repairs.

My plan is to have this handwork so that when i gain admission, i wont rely totally only on education which has failed many in the country.

But my blood brother I'm staying with is behaving unkind to me as though i am a total stranger to him. Even total strangers deserve better treatment.

I'm only an apprenctice and yet to start making money. Most of the days, i trek to the place and return because I dont have transport.

He leave house first before me and return before me too. Before I would come back, he would cook noodles and finish it, washed the pot and everything and keep them clean as though nothing happened. Sometimes he eat outside and come back home and ignore me.

Except there's another way for me, that is how I would go hungry throughout the night and as early as possible in the morning, he would leave the house without reasoning anything food.

I'm seriously starving. I thought he would share the little he has with me till I also start making money. Is this how a senior brother should behave with the junior one?

He's being unkind to me and now I feel like hiding the Garri I brought from the village from him.

But is this how we should behave as blood brothers?

He can't even be there for me to free from this apprenticeship.

Seat him down and talk to him in a very respectful manner. He might have assumed you are making money already from the work. Let him know that you are starving .And that you too will be contributing when you start making money.

BossGerald:
I don't understand the hypocrisy of my Apc yoruba Muslim brothers

This is seyi tinubu dragging oba of lagos beards yet everyone turned a blind eye but obj telling those chiefs he's far older than to stand and greet him is a problem.

Because obj supports Peter Obi? Why the hate??

Digbolugi ! Seyi Tinubu was on his knees here. And he was adjusting the polo of Oba's tracksuit and not playing with his beard.

Tracka:
This is one of the greatest wickedness... this man should be given a very painful punishment

His two kidneys should be removed to feel the pain.

Feintline:
I don't believe baba soyinka will say a thing as this. But if he really, then I am ashamed of what erudite elders have become in the clear face of fraud, crime and desecrating of the ancient landmark of a nation because of a fraudulent personality.

The crime dean has been busted.
The chicago certificate he submitted to inec is a fake. The school has denied it.
Erudite papa soyinka did not find it disgraceful.

You cannot hide pregnancy for too long.
Tinubu is a disgrace to the yoruba race worldwide.

The likes of revered father pa Awolowo will twisting and turning in his grave at what the tinubu has yoruba elders to.

"I’m also ready to be among such demonstrators but only on the banner of truth not on lies, and deceit."

BoldBrainz:
Are you people mad in this country?

Why do we just keep majoring in trifles? What is the essence of a power outage reporting App when the power itself is largely non-existent? Does NERC and the FG require daily reports from citizens to know that Nigerians are lacking electricity? This is the only country where the slightest indication of rainfall amounts to total blackout, for reasons they have never bothered to explain to the populace. It's currently raining in Gwarimpa Abuja, and the power has been out for over 2hours now. By the time the rain fades, it's going to take another two days for AEDC to dry high tension cables and transformers .

Instead of prioritising electricity improvement, una dey launch App to report unavailability of light. E be like na Ogun wan kill una papa!

O ti ya werey ni..😡?!

"This app is to monitor who has power and where, for how long, so that NERC can approach Discos with fact" ....iammo:

Ajehkpako4naija:
who is that busty lady on black

Governor's daughter .