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I don't know when the agidingbi study center will be resuming there lectures... Please I need someone to enlighten me more about the system I just got admitted...

dukie25:
Buhari has been to Iran, UAE, Sudan etc.
Don't call him a Muslim extremist yet. Wait till he announce sharia across Nigeria

Off key !

Ladies, I apologize in advance for this...this
is not a lady bashing thread, just trying to
have fun .
That said, guys, allow me to introduce you
to the strangest species on earth....The
Female. Read and learn.
Underneath are their very funny....but
sometimes annoying attitudes.
Leggo!
1. Whenever a girl sees a very pretty fellow
girl, she makes a sub-conscious check of
herself. "Is my eye-brow arch more
sophisticated than hers?". "Hope my lip-
stick never fade oh!". "This my hair sef don
old, see as her own new"..... They usually
end this self-scrutiny with the conclusion
that they are far better than the girl.
2. A guy tells her she is beautiful and the
next thing that comes to mind is, "He likes
me".
3. She hates it when you drool over
Rihanna but expects you to smile when she
tells you that Trey songz has the sexiest lips
ever.
4. She feels offended if you don't notice
her new hair but fails to notice that you are
on a different hair-cut (well unless its an
afro).
5. She asks if her outfit is fine, not to really
know if it is, but to be told she looks like a
goddess. Do you doubt this? When next
she asks this, tell her its ugly and see what
am talking about.
6. She does nothing at home but turns to a
humble maid whenever she visits her guy.
(Well, not all girls).
7. She keeps you waiting for 3 hours and
believes that a simple, "I am sorry", covers
it up. But blows up like a grenade when
you are 15minutes late.
8. She expects you to drool over her new
dp but doesn't notice that you have
changed yours five times that week.
9. You take her out on a date and her
friends tag along. She feels there's nothing
wrong with that, "...I mean, my friends
wanted to meet you and know you better".
Now try tagging your own friends along on
the next date.... Another conclusion comes
to mind.
10. A typical girl will come in here and
trash this thread...but then, girls will always
be girls .
Do add yours guys!

baybeeboi:
that should be somewhere in The southwest.

Please you from where ??

Drabeey:
Na dat day she is going back to their village. Abi bawo?

Isn't that too far ??... You may caution her the first time though

Enegod:
My former partners(17 of them) have done that but they go biblical and yell name like "OH GOD" so I don't get too worked up about it

...talking about someone else's name...

Tallesty1:
It means you are hitting her like that person so it's time to change gear and increase to beat the guy so that she won't go to him again.

Hmmmm...

[b][/b][color=#000000][/color]Ever wondered what your reaction will
be like when, during sex, your partner
calls you by another name? Would you
stop the sex, slap or break up with him
or her??