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Celebrities › Re: Chris Brown Comes Home To Find A Naked Stalker In His Home [+photo] by REMMEI(m): 12:42am On May 08, 2015

adorablepepple:
Hehe, if it were naija guys now they will first bleep the babe, Awon oloko dogi dogi

shey your obo na igi ni?..

Romance › Re: Can't Stop Thinking About My Ex - Texting Your Ex Boyfriend/Girlfriend by REMMEI(m): 4:32pm On May 07, 2015

please God... I just wanna make that money.. I just wanna make Iya Remilekun happy.. I just gotta fulfill those promises..i wanna truely love and be loved in return.. don't wanna tell tales that touches the heart..AMEN

Culture › Re: What Your Birthday Month Says About You by REMMEI(m): 1:08am On May 07, 2015

JULY....

Come Op... who tell you my secrets?.. i'm arresting this man..

grin

bleeping so accurate of me.. damn!

Education › Re: A Student Of University Of Ibadan Died While Watching Barca Match by REMMEI(m): 1:00am On May 07, 2015

All those old witches at Jaja ehn!... phoque 'em!..

What a pity.. rest in peace brother..

Buh no be every match person dey watch naw.. as I love football reach,i no fit love am pass my life..

cry

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Culture › Re: Urhobo Names And Their Meanings. by REMMEI(m): 12:27am On May 07, 2015

Prinzofparis:
Eniteh (full name Enitekiru) -Think Before You Act.

Enita- Watch what you say.

OP thanks for this.

Hmmmm!.. that name deep o.. well,you're appreciated bruh..

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Culture › Re: Urhobo Names And Their Meanings. by REMMEI(m): 12:26am On May 07, 2015

Prinzofparis:
If you understand them, they are very very very beautiful women inside.

Bruh!.. I don zero my mind say I no fit understand woman o.. but I sure know I can cope with her.. no no no!.. she's more than beautiful within.. thanks jare.

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Jokes Etc › Re: How Do You Explain This? by REMMEI(m): 12:22am On May 07, 2015

hahahah,you go explain sote blood go commot fa ya nose.. no be Nigeria police?.. you don enter am be that o.. me wey be say I no be G boy or anything sef when dem collect my phone say dem wan check am..dem no find anything.. na that time dem come look me say I resemble gay.. I be like weyrey lawon people yi ni.. how you go just conclude say I be gay.. I follow dem drag nansense that day ehn

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Culture › Re: Urhobo Names And Their Meanings. by REMMEI(m): 12:13am On May 07, 2015

What does ENITE mean?

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Culture › Re: Urhobo Names And Their Meanings. by REMMEI(m): 12:11am On May 07, 2015

In love with an Urhoro lady.. wink

Politics › Re: Niger Deports 3,000 Nigerians, Including Refugees Fleeing Boko Haram by REMMEI(m): 12:00am On May 07, 2015

and those Niger full lagos dey ride bike smh

Culture › Re: Not Too Long Ago, Pupils Went To School Unclad In Some Parts Of Nigeria (photo) by REMMEI(m): 1:43pm On May 06, 2015

. Even now I can still walk unclad..

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Celebrities › Re: Photos: 10 Worst Dressed Celebrities At The 2015 Met Gala by REMMEI(m): 12:13am On May 06, 2015

Weyrey wo ló fi Alicia keys si ibeyen na?..

Wetin that babe dey do for there..?

Romance › Re: Guy Talk: Whats The Craziest Thing You've Done Just To Hit The Punny? PICS +18 by REMMEI(m): 12:03am On May 06, 2015

Make I share mine too..

I have no crazy experience..
though I be baddo..
But gbogbo omo tin bari ko ni mo un do..

Romance › Re: Only A Real Woman Would See This And Still Stick With You....true Or False? by REMMEI(m): 9:05pm On May 04, 2015

goodgate:
By GOD's special grace you go HAMMER big time.

Amen bruh!... and you too.. we go hammer for sure..

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Romance › Re: Only A Real Woman Would See This And Still Stick With You....true Or False? by REMMEI(m): 2:34pm On May 04, 2015

goodgate:
Baba GOD DEY! If she would not stay let her go. That you do not have now, does not in any way mean you won't have, it won't take GOD even a second to turn around your fortunes, just be prayerful, faithful to him,be steadfast and dilligent. He wiil surely make honey spring out of the rock for you, our GOD is a WAY MAKER. Godbless you real GOOD.

I don't even have now! Bruh.. but talent mi pelu hustle mi sure funmi..(my talent and hustle sure for me)

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Politics › Re: Money Laundering: Fani-kayode Knows Fate June 18 by REMMEI(m): 2:31pm On May 04, 2015

bishop4APC:
In orlando owoh's
voice. * mo mo fani kayode l'alagbon, mo mo diezani l'alagbon , mo mo patience l'alagbon.

Alagbon straight.

Hahaha!.. you're crazy bruh!... shey you too dey go alagbon ni?.. grin

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Politics › Re: Money Laundering: Fani-kayode Knows Fate June 18 by REMMEI(m): 2:27pm On May 04, 2015

Chai!... awon people yi n book space laye won gbo l'orun..

grin

Buhari go don dey throne then o.. tie ba e Kayode.

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Romance › Re: Only A Real Woman Would See This And Still Stick With You....true Or False? by REMMEI(m): 12:10am On May 04, 2015

What about me wey I no even get account?..

And the said dude fit get numerous bank account..na one of them be this.. wetin the babe go do if she come see the koko for the other account?..

Una dey deceive una sef..

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Christianity Etc › Re: ww3 to heat up before end of may 2015 by REMMEI(m): 9:05pm On May 03, 2015

The sango[god of thunder] that will kill this OP still dey practice with Thor hammer..

Celebrities › Re: See What Money Can Do For You (pics) by REMMEI(m): 12:15am On Apr 30, 2015

And who are those people donating those heart?.

I believe some poor souls are paying for this.. why are you afraid to die Rockefeller?.. and mind you somehow someday you will sleep and wake no more..

Crime › Fulani Herdsmen Man Killed Village Chief In Enugu (graphics Pics) by REMMEI(op): 12:01am On Apr 30, 2015

Suspected Fulani herdsmen, yesterday, killed Tamgbo Ogueji, a member of the traditional rulers’ cabinet at Eke community in Udi Local Government Area of Enugu State. The deceased, aged 85, was allegedly shot in his house in the early hours over an undisclosed issue.
President-General, Eke Town Union, Mr. Anthony Enu, said the community was irked and the youths restive. He said: “Last year, the same Fulani herdsmen killed two of our brother, Matthew Aniugo and Chiagha Chigbo, in their farms. The town is boiling with anger now.
“We have reported the matter to the Police. We are calling on all relevant authorities to prevail on these Fulani herdsmen to ensure justice for our people.” All efforts to get the reaction from the Police Public Relations Officer, Mr. Ebere Amaraizu, proved abortive as he did not respond to calls and SMS to his mobile phone.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/03/fulani-herdsmen-kill-village-chief-in-enugu/

Family › Man 24 Allegedly Rapes Friend To Death by REMMEI(op): 11:42pm On Apr 29, 2015

ABEOKUTA—Magistrate Martins Akinyemi of an Abeokuta Magistrate’s Court, yesterday, ordered a 24-year-old man, Michael Oyejide, remanded in Ibara Prison custody for allegedly raping his 18-year-old friend, Morenike Ajayi, to death.
The prosecutor, Cpl Moshood Hammer, told the court that the accused and one other at large, committed the offence on January 8, at Ijeja in Abeokuta, Ogun State. He said: “Around 8p.m., Oyejide, alias MI, celebrated his birthday at Adigbe and some ladies were invited. Later at night, the accused and one other got the victim, who is also a friend, drunk.
“The accused and his friend took the victim to his house at Ijeja and raped her to death.” He said they pretended to be sympathizers and rushed her to the hospital, where she was confirmed dead on arrival. “The management of the hospital reported the case to the Police, which led to Oyejide’s arrest,” Hammed said.
The Prosecutor argued that the offence contravened Sections 516, 357 and 358 of the Criminal Laws of Ogun, 2006. The accused, whose plea was not taken by the court, is facing a two-count of rape and murder. Akinyemi adjourned the case to June 5, pending the Director of Public Prosecution, DPP’s advice, for further hearing on the matter.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/03/man-24-allegedly-rapes-friend-to-death/

Politics › Re: Digging Out The Tanoids Season 2 by REMMEI(m): 9:54pm On Apr 24, 2015

abduljabbar4:
Ok ooo

Never say never

Who is this?

I wan rape this ya comments with some thousands likes buh seun said I can only like once.. lolz

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Politics › Re: Digging Out The Tanoids Season 2 by REMMEI(m): 9:52pm On Apr 24, 2015

Honestly, I'm here to like posts and quotes.. grin

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Celebrities › Re: 16 Eyebrows That Doesn't Make Sense(photo) by REMMEI(m): 9:16pm On Apr 24, 2015

Eye brow aye...

Kilode.. kilagbe kileju?..

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Health › Re: Erectile Dysfunction: Causes And Solutions by REMMEI(m): 8:19pm On Apr 24, 2015

Buh wait o.... na when I dey vex my dic.k dey always erect and hard seriously..

Abi na cos I be omo'ya alagbo?.. erectile dysfunction o si loro mi.

Romance › Re: Guy Dumps Girlfriend After Taking Her For Shopping.... by REMMEI(m): 7:54pm On Apr 24, 2015

Blackbeauty:
The girl deserved it all the way..even if the guy was a millionaire..abeg we shud learn to act smartly..Can d dupe buy the bag for herself?even while I was stil a student,I didn't magarize any man that way..I had a similar encounter..it was before my last birthday.An associate in my office normally drops me off at my junction.however,he wanted to get chocolates for his kids from tivo stores in warri..and in d process,asked me to pick whatever I wanted for my upcoming birthday!Na there some girls for take dance shoki go outside go buy d biggest size of ghana must go bag to carry d their loot..I walked round..I hv toiletries,don't really fancy sugary foods anymore..we walked to the clothes department..I saw a papaya black dress I liked.I checked d price tag..18000 naira!!! For a dress I can get for 8k from d best boutique in town?I told him I liked d dress but its overpriced..that thrs no need wasting the money getting it here..we left tivo without me even picking biro!fast forward to d next day,he told my principal at d firm that if he were stil single he wud av married me..that I shocked him to his bone marrow by what I did..on my birthday,he gave me 25k in a sealed envelop! Moral of the story:as a lady try to be considerate and sensible!I wasn't trying to impress him cos he wasn't a toaster,yet I didn't drain him cos he wanted to be nice..the dupe was just very greedy!and I totally get d guy dumping her..cos if he had told her there to drop d bag being that it was too expensive,it wud be kinda embarassing to her..I respect how he handled it..d babe messed up big time!its even common sense not to pick a very expensive item on a shopping date..except the 250k bag was d cheapest item in d boutique,which I really doubt!

I come back to quote you cos you deserve a milli like..

Politics › Fashola, Tunisian President, Others Win International Crisis Group’s 2015 Awards by REMMEI(op): 6:28am On Apr 24, 2015

The global conflict prevention organization, International Crisis Group (ICG), has named the outgoing governor of Lagos State, Babatunde Fashola, as one of seven outstanding personalities worldwide to be honoured with its annual awards for 2015.
The Brussels-based think tank, in a media release Thursday, says Mr. Fashola is being conferred with the Stephen J. Solarz Award “for his commitment to resolving social, economic and security challenges in one of the world’s most challenging urban environments.”
Other awardees include Richard Branson, founder of Virgin Group, who is being recognized for “his visionary reshaping of private sector initiatives to promote peace, human rights and sustainable development” and former UN High Commissioner for Refugees, Sadako Ogata, who was chosen for her “exemplary efforts to prevent conflict and mass atrocities, alleviate suffering during the Balkan crisis, and protect refugees worldwide.”
Two Tunisians, President Béji Caïd Essebsi and Nahdha Party leader, Rached Ghannouchi, were both chosen for their “unwavering dedication to pluralism, inclusion and compromise during Tunisia’s democratic transition.”
Others to be honoured are the former Italian foreign minister Emma Bonino for her “tireless role in deescalating tensions and promoting peace” in several countries, and former Australian foreign minister, Gareth Evans, who passionately promoted the principle of Responsibility to Protect (R2P) and also headed the International Crisis Group as its pioneer president.
Announcing this year’s awards at the ICG’s headquarters in Brussels, Jean-Marie Guéhenno, the organization’s president, said: “Each award goes to a pioneer of peace, to a relentless fighter for the improvement of people’s lives, to someone who has built bridges, believed in change and mobilized others in the name of justice”.
The 2015 awards will be presented at a gala in New York on October 26, marking the 20th anniversary of the International Crisis Group.
Previous recipients of the group’s annual awards have included former US Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton; former Brazilian president, Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva; Liberian president, Ellen Johnson Sirleaf; the Somali peace and democracy activist, Shukri Ismail; and the Afghan women and human rights advocate, Sima Samar..

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/181929-fashola-tunisian-president-others-win-international-crisis-groups-2015-awards.html

Music/Radio › Re: Remembering Dagrin: His Life, Death, Legacy by REMMEI(m): 1:19am On Apr 23, 2015

dasensible1:
Please don't say what you don't know. Dagrin overrrated? No talk that thing for bariga I beg

You be bariga boy?...

Phones › Re: Boom J Party Is Happening This Friday - Get Free Invites by REMMEI(m): 11:01am On Apr 20, 2015

PhoneGist:
You go travel go yankee be that

Nowhere wey I no fit travel go.. and who tell you say dem no fit bring am come 9ja?..

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