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Wedding day is easily the most special and most memorable day in any woman's life and this is the reason why women look forward to that day. If you love your woman, you should never deprive her that once in a lifetime privilege. You spent 100k feeding her village people and encouraging the chronic alcoholics in their midst, but you cannot spend money to have a decent wedding for the love of your life?

She obviously wants to have the wedding done now before her belly starts showing so church members wouldn't start talking about her. I don't care if you have to sell your kidney, but young man do whatever it takes to see to it that your wife has a nice wedding before giving birth. Its not about you, its about her sense of self worth, pride and psyche.

horlajide:
I read this and wondered what could be fueling this excitement that is on steroids. So eager to talk about the anticipated movement and precise time (back to $2,500 before Christmas) but cleverly leaving out the “research”, which hopefully isn’t one of the thousand articles from a random analyst. I just kept saying to myself: Pump and Dump, thankfully you gave yourself away here



I’m just worried about other enthusiastic newbies who might be misinformed stumbling upon your post. Bad enough Tesla’s level of volatility would make your post seem plausible. Baba If you dey Wall street, e don be be that o, small change you go even dey pump unquoted equity. Fear God Mr. “I must be the richest in my generation with N25 million”

Brother I no sure say my N5 million or even all of us money for this thread fit move the price of tesla with market cap of 416 billion dollars let alone pump it. But thank you and everyone else for the warning, you are all doing God's work. I don't want to derail the thread.

He should still be charged with attempted rape. The guy is so sick, just the thought of raping a woman turned him on so much he ejaculated before the deed.

My only gripe with this guy is the mere fact that he might be gay. I used to think his acting as the angry Black woman in his movie Madea was just comedy but when you hear him speak, you will notice his queer tendencies. Never seen or heard any news about his dating life either. Never seen a wife or girlfriend in his picture. I'm not a homophobic person or anything but I cannot celebrate his billionaire status. We need more Black people who are financially successful but also live an exemplary life our kids can look up to.

OvaSabi1:
Please tell me that you're joking. Are you trying to troll us here?

I want to be rich. I cannot become rich making between 10% -50% gains like I see being posted here. I don't mean no disrespect. Had it been I bought N5 million worth of tesla shares just last year, I would've made generational wealth. I want to go down in history as the richest person in my family's lineage.

Justcul:
I hope you don't come back here with heart attack anyway, good luck bro

Bro I know how ridiculous it sounds but I think I can pull it off. If more people also think this way, the bubble will keep getting bigger and we will all make profit until the bubble pops.

I plan to sell my father's land, liquidate my savings account, take out a loan against my father's house and use my tuition money to buy tesla. I have done my research and I strongly believe tesla will go back to $2500 by Chrismas time. If I can raise N5 million and invest it all in tesla, I should have N25 million by Christmas. I'm about to become the richest person in my family and its all thanks to you people here.

There is nothing more depressing than being a one hit wonder. I was about to ask who is DJ Morillo for his sad demise to grace the front page of nairaland. I looked up his song "I love to move it" on YouTube and I was shocked to find out that this once popular hit song in the 90s was sang by a man no one knows his name.

May we not become one hit wonders. And may his soul rest in peace.

I will eat boiled yam with fried eggs this morning.

Wonderful news. With this airbase, we will project our military might over the Atlantic. Some narrow minded people will say the money is better spent on other things, but the truth is, as a soveign nation of over 170 million people, it is paramount to have a strong military so other countries will think twice before starting a war. You see, war does not announce itself, you have to be prepared at all times.

As the most populous Black nation on the planet, Blacks all over the world are looking at us for leadership and guidance. Blacks in the carribean, U.S, Latin America and Erurope believe Nigeria is the real life version of the mythical Wakanda. Chadwick Boseman will be bragging to the angels right now like, those are my people down there in Africa doing great things. RIP Black Panther.

The saddest part of it is when he realises that stuff doesn't work. He just ate poop for no reason.

Nothing to be proud of. Even Kano Pillars FC can thrash this team.

I need money for my rental business, I want to hire more gigolos.

I'm not the righteousness guy and no I won't take my time to italicize my words, but I can confidently say God has a reason for everything. We may never understand his intent, but we are not supposed to. In his infinite wisdom, he knows what's best. May her soul rest in peace.

Sooner or later President Trump will close this loophole and their hopes of going to the US will be in limbo. There's nothing like investing in your country for the greater good of everyone.
Me and my household will stay put and help build this nation. Nigeria will be great, it's not a matter of if, rather its a matter of when.

This is the reason why everyone should become their own boss. Working under anyone else is slavery.

Somebody has been having anal sex with your chickens. Have all your male workers take a polygraph test.

Maybe whoever drew the blood should've drawn the right amount the first time. Do you know how traumatic it is to watch your child get stuck with a needle repeatedly?

Delay is not denial. Congrats to the sparkling brand new parents.

This list is garbage. No Tracey Morgan??

I'm so grateful for my parents. I wet the bed until 18yrs old and they never disowned me.

I pray they dont divorce via Skype. HML

Virtual unemployment rate. If you ask me, the real unemployment rate should be around 70%.

Is it first wedding anniversary they are calling "first birthday in marriage"? And how exactly will this news pay my house rent?

They won't say the reason why he was fired but I can bet my last 10 naira it had to do with some type of sex for grade scandal.

I'm happy to be alive today to witness this level of Nigerian engineering. We all know and celebrate South African born Elon Musk for founding Tesla, Space X and Solar City. Elon Musk has successfully launched man to the International Space Station and brought them back to earth safely. He has made electric vehicles stylish, sexy and yet efficient unlike previous EVs before Tesla. Why do I mention the great Elon Musk on a thread about Innoson Motors? Simply because sir Innocent Chukwuma is our own version of Elon Musk. He is a Nigerian icon and visionary. Against all odds, this man is making us proud and quite frankly the only way we can show our support is to patronise him. This man will some day take us to space for the first time, this is only a start!

God bless Sir Innocent Chukwuma and God bless the federal Republic of Nigeria.

Sorry, but this is just so lame. I've listened to far better remixes and this one doesn't cut it at all.

This is good news. Brazilian president didn't shut down his country in the early days of the virus. He thought it was a hoax. I'm very glad he tested positive.

When I saw the headline I thought the female racer was Danica Patrick. This lady is kinda fat and the only reason why people are buying her nude pics is simply because she's somewhat famous and people want to see what she looks like. If Serena Willams says she's selling her nude, people will go crazy just because it's unexpected.

In another 2 months her nudes will be all over the internet and no one will care about her again.

The dog is sitting down like a human being in the 2nd pic. Lemme buy it for 5k