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Wonderful. This gunboat will allow us to project our naval strength across the Atlantic. This gunboat solidifies our place as the greatest naval power in sub saharan Africa. I believe this is only a start, in the coming years, we will have our locally built nuclear powered submarines and aircraft carriers. No one will bully us, we are a force to reckon with.

Who will buy our oil once people start driving electric cars?

Wise man. Politics is a dirty game.

Good news for the start of the week. They should use them as test subjects to find the cure.

Most likely carbon monoxide poisoning. RIP

Please I need the PS 5. Budget is 60k.

olamide0147:
my girlfriend is about to come down to Nigeria which will make it the first we are meeting in person and she intends to file for my k1 application, I hope one time meeting isn't bad or what are my chances ...she has a good job and own properties she's 54 and I'm 30, I really need help on what to do.

Your "girlfriend" is 54 and you are 30? More reasons why Trump should ban all Nigerians from the U.S. 95% use fiance Visa as a means to flee the country and not for love. Just so you know your chances of success is 10%. The interviewer knows you are only interested in the old white woman for paper and nothing else. Will a 54yr old bear you children? You've never met her before but you want to marry her. This makes no sense.

Great news. Once the whole world perish, Nigeria might be the only remaining nation. It will be a new world ruled by Africans.

And they said only the elderly and immunocompromised can contract the virus. Very young, fit and healthy athletes are coming up with the virus, so what gives? I'm guaranteeing myself in my apartment for another 69 months. Stocked up on food and water to outlive my neighbors.

No more football games and very soon they might shut down movements in lagos once they discover many people have the corona virus. I'm glad I still have a 1 month subscription for brazzers.com

But... but...but he said it was all a conspiracy by the Deep State and Democrats to bring him down and hurt his reelection prospects. Another worldwide recession is loading. Oil prices are at record lows. Our naira will soon fall like a rock. Buy gold now, save your money and expect the worst.

Who can suggest an available domain name I can sell for $150,000 by month's end?

He will Kukere his way out of this. I didn't know his side hustle is grand theft auto.

So long as he's not cheating on you, my dear don't think about divorce right now. I love big boobs; I have always been a boobs guy ever since my cousin allowed me to touch hers when I was 5yrs old. But my wife doesn't have big boobs. Do I look at girls with big boobs sometimes? Yes. But I only look and it ends there. I don't look in her presence either. But for what my wife lacks in breast size, she makes up in every other way and I can't imagine myself being married to anyone else.

Be strong, let him know how you feel and work on your marriage.

Cossy never makes sense. I like her boobs though.

payperpost:
rentacock , I need your service for my dog, how much?

My clients are mostly married women from wealthy homese, not dogs.

I'm not a doubting Thomas or anything like that. But this is generally good advice to give a governor or president elect. Do not celebrate yet. Until they are officially inaugurated, it isn't a done deal.
I don't know how this is a prophecy come to pass but to each his own.

Legalize sex excort services and tax the brothels. It will reduce the abuse of sex workers, reduce STDs and generate income for the states.

These celebrities and their family members hate it when fans criticize them but they should know it comes with the territory. You put all your business on social media for likes and followers but when someone makes a snide comment, you get mad and start using expletives. Na wa.

And somewhere in America some oblivious person is about to lose his or her life savings to these riff raffs. Scamming is not a honest job, one day these two will be caught and punished.

I have forwarded this video to @EFCC @FBI @Interpol. Evidence or not, this is a good lead, they should start investigating these boys.

The problem I have with this thread is the fact that there are so many hungry people all around us and many people will still come here to post pics of excess food just to impress others. That excess good is being eaten by them and their spouse at most. This is sad, gluttony is a sin and it can lead to diabetes and heart disease. Why not pool money or food together and donate to the needy?

kiddkash:
1st of all, he said boko haram hab been depeated. not defeated

Dothraki:
well going by your logic, investing 99.9% of your worth in bitcoin is an incredibly stupid thing to do. There is absolutely no reason why any logical person should invest more than his networth in bitcoin a new technology, volatile and incredibly difficult to predict.... if you buy a land in your homeland. Its still going to be yours regardless of what happen to Nigeria. If you buy land in most place in southwest for instance i dont think anyone will pursue you out because of Nigeria split since there are many foreigners there as well...
A word is enough for the wise

I was called a nut case when I bought a few in 2013. Keep investing in landed property if it suits you.

The thing about predictions and prophesies is the rush you get when you make them but when it doesn't come to pass, you look like a total idiot.

Anything can happen and this is the reason why 99.9% of my net worth is in bitcoins. If Nigeria is to split up, I don't want to be fool holding depreciated naira notes. Same reason I don't buy land or stocks; all this banter about a split will not end amicably.

Dybala11:
You got him wrong or you misquoted him. Baba said that they have been ''technically defeated'' not ''totally defeated''. There's a difference between technical defeat and total defeat.

Jajajajajajaja I laugh in spanish

ecowas:
Which kin grammar be this " you best a man to death"

Upgrade your internet sir. I made the correction several minutes ago and you are quoting the corrected sentence.

You beat a man to death simply because he parked in front of your store? This is the true definition of a senseless killing. I hope the killer is dealt with the strong arm of the law.

The atrocious acts committed by religious people is getting scary. I'm beginning to suspect my pastor has a skeleton in his closet yet to be discovered.

I thought one baba in Aso Rock said Boko Haram has been defeated, annihilated, asphyxiated, decimated and obliterated to smithereens.

Baba is a pathological liar.

Pray for him and let him seek rehab. That's all you can do for a grown man. You have your own cross to carry.

Davido has no signature dance moves. His attempt at creating a viral dance move with skelewu was a flat out failure. Now the chap is going around bursting out zlatan and burna boy's signature move and acting like he owns them.