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Obi1kenobi:
I'm pretty sure I have never called the guy a racist, but comprehension is obviously another pathology to add to your lengthy list.
In summary, after refusing to answer questions that could have brought us to a logical conclusion if he was interested in actual debate, he has abandoned any substantive argument to declare himself victor like the usual low self-esteem losers on anonymous internet forums. You know what they say about playing chess with a pigeon: shiits on the board, knocks the pieces over and struts around as victor. I'm happy to indulge your fantasies, sunshine, if you have nothing else to contribute. It's a conditional statement of course, if you have a substantive opinion about the original topic other than embarrassing yourself with your chest-beating, I might have something to talk about.
Have a good night, then.

This statement right here just confirmed some of the things i've been saying all along, (1) you have a reputation to protect and you are putting on a show because you don't want to look weak or defeated (2) you are paranoid and think everyone is out to get you, including me.... all along this was a fight for you (3) if the first point isn't correct then it also means that you hallucinating because obviously i'm having a dialog with you and you alone, yet you are referring to me in the third person pronoun "he". Lol are you summarizing to nairalanders what just happened as if they cannot read or are you narrating to your imaginary friend (typical of schizophrenics). I don't know what it is with you, but you really do seem to have a problem, you can call it off as chest beating or regular internet banter but you should at least get checked up. Also, none of these people you are trying to impress online really give a fuk about you, so get a clue.

Obi1kenobi:
In summary, after refusing to answer questions that could have brought us to a logical conclusion if he was interested in actual debate, he has abandoned any substantive argument to declare himself victor like the usual low self-esteem losers on anonymous internet forums. You know what they say about playing chess with a pigeon: shiits on the board, knocks the pieces over and struts around as victor. I'm happy to indulge your fantasies, sunshine, if you have nothing else to contribute.
Have a good night, thn.

Don't run away and stop begging for mercy. You bit more than you can chew, now I've taken it upon myself to instill wisdom and reasoning into your cement skull. Do you finally agree that you were wrong to call that guy a racist? Have you made an appointment to see a psychiatrist? Did you stop by the pharmacy to get seroquel or its equivalent? I need answers to these questions otherwise I will feel like I didn't achieve anything.

olaade21:
Idiot, dem talk mexican. Yet your hate filled mind tag am morroco and arab, why you no add muslim join to complete your rubbish talk. Bigot. Na ur catholic brother dey indecent, nuisance.

Oh oh, another angry muslim spotted. You dare not make mockery of one of their own, it is taboo of the highest order. Oya go and drink cyanide and end your misery.

Obi1kenobi:
You know repeating drivel like "school" and "enlighten" in your hilarious self-promotion doesn't make it real if you repeat it enough times. It's language I tend to avoid cos only intellectually insecure, low self-esteem twaats employ it. I never responded to any comment about black reactions to jokes. Anyone who knows anything about me knows my critiques on hypersensitivity, social media outrage culture and excessive pandering to political correctness, which are entirely different issues. What I responded to here are the cretins like yourself that claimed the jokes were a "compliment". The numbskulls missing the very point of the joke employing stereotypical tropes and why it is degrading. I note that the change in rhetoric was your shifting from that original asinine claim to talking about double standards and how blacks also do that. Which is an entirely different argument and digression. Which again makes it hilarious that someone who digresses a lot and rambles about how he sells chickens and Star Wars was talking about "word salads". And after asking him thrice, he is yet to point out what made my post a word salad.

Lol, I only used the word "school" once. And just like i said, you built an online reputation about writing disjointed "critiques" but i'm not a regular here and I could care less whatever silly status anyone has carved for themselves here, its even more entertaining when dealing with folks who seem to have too much to lose .

I've obliterated, annihilated and decimated you, your ego and your online reputation. Just don't let me catch you on this forum spewing gibberish again or I will put you in check.

alhassanyusuf29:
ur stupid,dumb and a delusional sociopath!! if only ur father had sent u to school instead of spending ur school fees money on burukutu and ashawo all day,u would have known better..how those that look like morroco jersay? u intentionally said that as to have something negative to say about Arabs

Had it been that hag you call your mama spit or swallowed, you wouldn't be here right now typing this hate filled garbage. And judging by your monker you are probably a muslim, maybe that's why you are so pissed that I would associate an arab with this behavior, yet its perfectly ok if its a christian. You are a confirmed mo.ron.

Obi1kenobi:
-You said judging by my name, I'm a Star Wars fan or I watch Star Wars. It is an irrelevant quip for the simple fact my moniker has nothing to do with Star Wars, but my actual name. And the characters name is Obi Wan Kenobi. But keep fixating on inanities and them rambling about "word salads".
-I didn't "generalize" a whole tribe. And "aboki" is not in any way an offensive word for a typical Hausa. They are in total comfort answering "aboki" if beckoned. For someone who was schooling me on what "aboki" or "mallam" means, you don't seem to understand what you're waffling about.
- I've asked for the 3rd time now what made the post a "word salad". And you're still rambling on. There is of course the rich irony in the guy with non-sequiturs about Star Wars and his selling chickens talking about "word salads".

Few things are more entertaining than internet chest beaters.

Phew, at least you stopped whining about the "racist" joke. If I didn't achieve anything, at least i've schooled you on the double standard that exists between black people's reaction to jokes made about them by white people and how whites react differently. And what is your obsession with words like "cute" and "sunshine" are you also queer? You mean you are not only a myopic, paranoid schizophrenic, you might also have queer fantasies? Man, there's nothing on tv, this is certainly more entertaining and i've got all day.

This is fantastic news. Steel prices are on the rise as Trump wages a trade war with China. Cost of labor is also creeping up in china, its only a matter of time before minimum wage in China will be close to that of America and where do you think all these manufacturing companies will relocate to? Beautiful mama Africa, the origination of man, the dawn of civilization and the next frontier. Good job by everyone who made this possible; for a country that produces steel creates industries.

Obi1kenobi:
The twaat is now trying to school me on what "aboki" means. I schooled in the North, sunshine. I used it in exactly the context I intended. Of course you won't "stoop" to engage in arguments that expose the vapid logic in your ramblings. You started out saying he was "commending the resourcefulness" of the players by comparing them to beach hawkers. Then switched to "black people also crack racial jokes".

Your Starwars waffle pre-supposed that my moniker was generated from Star Wars when in reality, it includes 2 of my names and my classmates have called me Obi1 since primary school. And then somehow extrapolated from this that I was "trying to sound smart" and then started rambling further about how he sells chickens.
All I can see is someone trying to fit "schizophrenic" in a sentence because he thinks it sounds clever. Someone randomly rambling about my moniker and Star Wars and how he rents chickens fits a schizophrenic profile far more. I've asked you to demonstrate how this is relevant and you can't.

- Obi Kenobi is a star wars character, I asked if you've watch star wars and you said yes. Not sure what else you are arguing about
- You lived in the north, yet you generalized a whole tribe as abo.kis just like I said, so what is the argument about again??
- You used a word salad typical of schizophrenics, you didn't know the meaning, and i proved it to you, what are you crying about again?

Bottom line, I didn't mean to embarrass you online. I see you've been a member since 2010 and perhaps you've built a reputation or following for yourself online that you are trying so hard to protect. Maybe next time before you start making silly arguments that hold no substance, you will think twice and hard about it. I'm only here to catch fun but I will never pass an opportunity to enlighten a misguided fellow, for a mind is a terrible thing to waste.

Judging by the guy's jersey, he is Moroccan. I used to think arabs were very discreet in showing any kind of affection let alone in a packed stadium. What will she do if he bursts out a load of cum all over her skirt? Thank goodness my lady isn't into all this public affection nonsense, i'm too shy to be seen touching like woman like this.

Red bull all day, any day. I prefer wings to claws.

Obi1kenobi:
And oh......your "word salad" is associated with schizophrenics? Congrats for using your Google and employing words that have no actual relevance. Care to tell me how anything I posted was "schizophrenic"?

Lol sounds like a deer in headlight. First you didn't know what the term meant and how it is associated with schizophrenics and now you want to play it down instead of thanking me for teaching you a new word, more about schizophrenia and for the free diagnosis. If you are in a foreign country, the psychiatrist would've charged you at least $2000, I didn't charge you a dime. And oh by the way, go back and reread your post i replied in reference to word salad and please don't make me pinpoint where you used it, although I just might and i will probably give you similar examples from google for comparison. I will further suggest you start taking seroquel 10mg once at night before you start having visual hallucinations of white men coming to get you or start hearing voices of the KKK telling you to tie a noose around your neck.

Obi1kenobi:
More ramblings of a very insecure person fixated with how I'm trying to "sound smart". I've mentioned nothing about your job or mine, but he randomly brings it up. I don't give a shiit whether you sell chickens or you sell robots. And no, the only Star Wars film I've watched was Revenge of the Sith and it bored me to death, so no, I'm not a Star Wars fan - but keep trying to psychoanalyze me on the internet while crying that I'm the one "trying to sound smart".

A very popular black radio DJ, Reggie Yates, lost his job in the UK for cracking a Jew joke. White Jeremy Clarkson kept his job for donkey years on BBC after several racially charged incidents. So your attempt to expose a double standard is rubbish. White comedians like Bill Burr crack racial jokes all the time. So have the likes of Bill Maher.

The Arrow keeps regurgitating the line about my whining about a joke when in reality, every comment here was directed at the cretins who claimed the joke was "complimentary" and couldn't understand how it would be construed as racially charged. I will repeat my question again, which you've avoided twice: do you walk around "complimenting" Hausa people telling them how they remind you of your gateman or shoemaker or okada man or watch repairer or whichever abokis you deal with? How do you think they will take your "joke"? I've tried to distill it in that context for better assimilation, but you're deliberately obtuse, so I'd like you to answer that simple question.

Lol, you bit more than you can chew and now you are sounding like a broken record. I'm not here to psychoanalyze you but you do fit the profile of a paranoid schizophrenic, all jokes apart, you should have a therapist further diagnose you. And yes you confirmed my statement about starwars, I said you are either a fan or you watch star wars movies, you confirmed that you watched one so i'm not sure what you are arguing about. Your analogy about abo.kis etc doesn't even make sense and i will not stoop so low to engage in trivial arguments. You are so stupid, you don't even realize that you are stereotyping hausas by using the term "aboki" which is wrongly used to describe hausas of low income, meanwhile the term aboki actually means "friend" just like the term "mallam" actually means teacher/scholar. You will never use the term "aboki" to describe Dangote or Sanusi, because you are a misguided scallywag who actually thinks aboki means hausa men doing menial jobs. Now you see why I said you are misguided but I will enlighten you while i'm here, free of charge.

You know I may be slightly out of shape and I may not be 6'5 tall, but I kid you not, I have ridiculously long hands for my body frame. I participated in high jump on my street in Orinle side of lagos when I was a kid and I'm very determined to put in the work to be get in shape. Although I might be slightly older than a starting keeper, but for only $800,000 a year, I'm willing to keep for Real madrid.

This game will end in a draw. The Iranians are about the boot Spain out of the world cup tournament.

Obi1kenobi:
What relationship do schizophrenics have with "word salad", abi you just intended to spew verbose drivel to combat your insecurities? Why else are you rambling about my trying to be "smart" and relevant, other than battling your insecurities. And then rambling about "enlightening" me.
Enlightenment coming from the socially unevolved cretin who doesn't understand the social context behind jokes: that the audience and the author does matter. That I may crack jokes to my siblings that I wouldn't to an outsider. That I may crack jokes to an Igbo man that I wouldn't to an Hausa or Fulani man. That a Jewish comedian may crack jokes about the holocaust. It's his way of poking fun about a very dark history. So might a black American about slavery or the Jim Crow era. Your average white man is socially evolved enough to understand how this context matters, even though mindless cretins like yourself draw laughable naive equivalences between a black man cracking self-effacing jokes and white men ridiculing black people.

I asked you simply before how you think your average middle class Northerner for example would take it if I cracked jokes comparing them to my "hardworking" maiguard or shoemaker and you were waffling something else. If you meet the average Hausa person, do you start cracking mooronic "funny" jokes comparing them in stereotyping language? Answer the question.

Maybe because we are in a faceless forum, you think people are as stupid as you are. Since you've refused to do your research on the meaning of "word salad" and its clinical manifestations in people with schizophrenia, I've googled it for you and attached a screenshot. Judging by your nairaland name, you are either a star wars fan or you watch star wars movies. I can totally understand why you are trying so hard to sound smart when engaging in a dialog with a person who claims to rent or sell chickens. But you've only made a fool of yourself thus far, but that's Ok, I see my efforts of enlightening you as a value for all the money you spend on recharge card, data subscription or monthly internet service if you are in a foreign country.

You are too blind to see the fallacies in your reasoning but I will spell it all out for you in simple terms. Black comedians make racist jokes about Jews, blacks, whites, Arab and Asians all the time and get away with it. But a white man can never make a joke about black people and not lose his job. Example, former radio host Don Imus made a joke about the hair of a group of black female basketball players a few years ago, and there was such a huge outcry, even the Reverend Al Sharpton called for his resignation, and he was ultimately booted out of the show. This is just one of many such scenarios whereby a white man makes a joke about black people and riff raffs like you start whining like little bitches.

NwaAbia007:
Some of you argue blindly. I am not insulting you, but to understand where he was coming from you need to know where this "Marbella beach" thing started. This exact comment was made back in 2016 by Lazio's Senad Lulic about Chelsea's Antonio Rudiger , who was playing at Roma at the time. And it caused a lot of outrage and calls for sanction even by Italians, so I don't know why you guys are here trying to play down this issue.

I googled Marbella beach and the picture of a beautiful beach in Spain came up. I don't know about Antonio Rudiger's experience. But the fact that Africans want to feel victimized as though they are saints or haven't done or said worst things is funny at best. The same people who have caste systems whereby some members of a tribe are classified as outcasts (Osu). The same people who make innocent racist and stereotypical jokes about "oyinbo" people without even realizing that they are being racist. The same people who call black Americans "akata" people who only do drugs, have several baby daddies and refuse get an education, yet, these are the same people who run on twitter to act like they are being persecuted or offended by racist jokes. That's hypocrisy and I will never stand for that.

Obi1kenobi:
He referred to them because they were black. He was equating them with black hawkers. He was defining them by a stereotype. Anyone who is not a window-licking, spit-dribbling buffoon would understand the simple rationale in the "joke", but you could never be accused of using your brains. Stand-up comedians play to different rules. They have to risk being offensive to explore their themes. You can crack jokes about slavery or the holocaust for example at a stand-up gig that every decent person knows enough not to deploy in everyday conversation. Your analogy with Chris Rock and co is profoundly stuupid.

Believe it or not, I spend no time "whining" about racism. I've never gone on social media to criticize anyone's racism. I would even support those who criticize people for being oversensitive rather than ignoring racist jokes. I was only attracted here by mindless buffoons like yourself who do not understand a condescending, patronizing racist joke when they see it and come here to defend it. That is an entirely different thing,

Composing a word salad typical of schizophrenics and those with borderline personality disorder just to a pass a point across doesn't make you smart in any way, rather it shows a person who's trying so hard to be relevant on the internet. And probably the intended results would be that maybe I would be intimidated and probably let you off the leash, but it ain't happening, I personally derive joy in enlightening mindless internet warriors like you, it is always my pleasure.

And why should certain people get away with making racist jokes and not others? Does that make sense to you? Why aren't you whining about black comedians making jokes about black people? But hell would break lose if a white comedian like Adam Sandler or Jim Carrey make a racist joke or use the "Nigger" word. Now do you see how foolish you are? Inducing an aneurysm simply because a white man made a joke about a group of senegalese players. Maybe you should take the other guy's advice and take a walk, get some fresh air in, drink some chill water. But i will be right here waiting for your reply though.

Mrchippychappy:
rentAcock? lol you should focus on trying to rentAbrain, I've been reading through your post on this thread and you haven't mad any sense, your posts so far have been absolutely verbose trash, that was why I advised that you calm down a bit and try to understand before you start ranting.

And i'm supposed to take someone who's named after a food seriously? You are just another sad case of an African who thinks the world is out to get him. Paranoia and the victim mentality runs deep in every fabric of black societies. A guy makes a joke and they are calling for his head simply because he's a white man, chris rock makes the same joke and its a standing ovation, get the Bleep out of here.

Mrchippychappy:
Bro, calm down, turn off the computer, drink a glass of cold water, talk a walk for about 5 minutes, regain your sense of reasoning and comprehension, then walk back home, turn on the computer and then read Obi1kenobi's posts again, I am sure you would see the picture when your senses return!

You sound like another racism hunter. Let me guess, you conformed to the same band wagon reasoning that all whites are out to get Africans. This is typical of an inferiority complex, if Africa was developed, all this racism searching behavior wouldn't exist. Stop blaming the white man, improve your surroundings maybe the world will respect you.

Obi1kenobi:
He put up the picture of Senegalese players with displayed sunglasses by hawkers, you dribbling mooron. That suggests he was comparing them to hawkers. Everyone, including he himself, knew what he was referring to. He simply though it was a "funny" joke. Research the word "trope" and how it employed in racism and stop embarrassing yourself.

It's interesting you speak about Africans who insult black Americans. You fit the mould of exactly the mindless Africans who think they are superior to black Americans. I have a number of them as Facebook friends who are Trump supporters and love to denigrate black Americans while feeling their contrarianism makes them superior.

Imbe.cile, are senegalese the only people who sell eye glasses in the Marbella beach in Spain? Dummy, what if that same joke was made by Chris Rock, Kevin Hart, Eddie Murphy, Bill Cosby or Dave Chappelle, would it have been acceptable? Will there be an outcry if any of the aforementioned black commedians made that joke? You are too daft to see the double standard in your argument. And what if those were white Polish players he made that joke to, will you be here whining about racism? For a second I thought you were just a confused and misguided fellow but you've proven to be dumber than I thought. I won't even engage you on the subject of trump supporters and that garbage you posted up there.

Obi1kenobi:
Jesus Christ, I'm dealing with a lot of window-licking reetards today. You think randomly comparing a bunch of black footballers, many of them multi-millionaires in top European clubs, with a bunch of black hawkers at a tourist resort while cracking jokes about their "multi-tasking" ability and resourcefulness is not a racially charged joke. So, if I told a random Northerner that I meet in University or at work how he reminds me of my hardworking shoemaker, gateman or cart-pusher that disposes my garbage, he's gonna be shining his teeth thanking me for my compliments, abi? What a fuccking brain dead mooron.

You are a demented goat, he never explicitly said they were hawkers he sees at the beach, but all you racist lots connected 1 and 2 together to get 7. Or is it only senegalese people who hawk glasses at the Marbella beach in Spain? Only people who want to find racism, will see racism in all things. Africans are probably the most racist people in the world, they are even racist to their own kind. Hear them calling their own fellow black Americans akata and looking down on them, forgetting that if not for the struggles of black Americans, no African will even be allowed to travel to the US, let alone attend school there. You are a certified dummy.

sobastical:
DNA test for what? probably you meant forensic test sir!

And what do you think forensic test actually tests? They test DNA samples from the suspect and the victim's clothing, nails and surroundings for a possible match to link the suspect and the victim at the time of death.

Obi1kenobi:
The interesting thing is the Lord Sugar himself who happens to be Jewish is very sensitive to jokes he considers anti-semitic. And no, Poles, or Romas, or other East Europeans don't enjoy being ridiculed with racist tropes, so you're talking rubbish with that false bravado.

You are either stupid or dyslexic. What is racist about what he said? Commending the resourcefulness or perseverance of a group of players is now considered racist? Think first and reply me.

Ladies common, leave married men alone for crying out loud and if you must have an affair with a married man at least be discreet about it and hide it as much as you can. The scorn of an angry wife can be deadly and its just disrespectful really. Seems like the wife knew about this home-wrecker and asked her to leave her husband alone but she didn't listen. Notwithstanding, the wife should be arrested immediately as a possible prime suspect, DNA test should be carried out. She should be asked to write a statement to compare her writing style and poor spelling skills. Murder is never the answer.

skarlett:
You don't get employed to be a professor, years of research and valid contributions to the body of knowledge earns you a professorship

That makes his plight seem even worse.

You finished primary school, took common entrance, finished secondary school, took JAMB, took WAEC, finished University, continued and earned a masters degree and probably doctorate degree, applied for a job, went through the interview process before finally gaining employment as a professor. You went through several years of school, numerous exams and interviews just to land your dream job and probably your only source of income and then you lose all of that because of lust. How will you explain the cause of your termination to your wife, kids, church members and neighbors? For a 10 minute ok maybe 15 minute something, you lost what you've built over the past 30 plus years. Sad.

May konji never me the reason why I lose all i've worked for.

The illuminati conspiracy theorists will soon cook up some absurd explanation for his death. Heck they might say Kanye killed him as part of their annual ritual.

Black people are too sensitive, if these were white Polish players he said this to, it will be perfectly fine. Y'all need to stop this racist crap, develop your continent, end corruption and reduce the barbaric crimes and maybe the rest of the world will respect Africans.

And who do you think gave them the police gear they have on?

That underwear she has on can be used as a parachute. I'm sure she will prefer an engagement ring over a G-wagon, but then again, they look like Americans, baby mama headquarter.

And what makes him a prophet?

liberalchick:
I was very surprised with the low turn out too, because a visa is not required for fans of the 32 teams, just buy the ticket, get a fan ID and you are good to go.

Yes the tickets were shockingly expensive, 3rd match group stage in not so good section in Luzhniki Stadium was $210!. However, if you think tickets will be cheaper in NA, you might be in for a surprise, American sport tickets are known to be very expensive, unless you want to watch the matches in Mexico.

Lol I don't expect tickets to be cheaper in North America that's why I'm starting now to save up for it