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Travel › Re: Saudi Arabia’s Team Plane Catches Fire In Mid Air by rentAcock(m): 3:35am On Jun 19, 2018

abdulkayus:
All in the name of rushing to type thrash , do u see how foolish u sound? Do u even read the post at all? No wonder they said if you want to hide something from a black man, put it in written.
Who told you that Russia manufacture Airbus?

You are an idiot. Where do you think those Airbuses or boeings are being inspected? Do you think an Airbus is made by one country? It is made by several countries and then assembled. Where it is made doesn't really matter, what matters is the fact that Russia does not service and maintain them as Airbus suggested

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Croatia: Mandzukic Shocked Over Penalty Decision Against Super Eagles by rentAcock(m): 3:02am On Jun 19, 2018

Unclebhee:
Point of correction, if you are a failed individual, count Africa out. We are unique in a special way.

Right, keep deceiving yourself with that crap

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Croatia: Mandzukic Shocked Over Penalty Decision Against Super Eagles by rentAcock(m): 11:43pm On Jun 18, 2018

jbtobsyn:
I said change it. You can't keep complaining about something and still leave it to be that way. Change it.

We are not ready for the world stage, that is the change I'm proposing. Deny all African teams participation in the world cup for another 20years until they are ready, increase the slots in Europe and Latin America. When we've improved, add us back. Right now we are nothing but 3 points charity givers. Every group sees their match against an African team as a must win. It's pitiful.

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Croatia: Mandzukic Shocked Over Penalty Decision Against Super Eagles by rentAcock(m): 11:34pm On Jun 18, 2018

jbtobsyn:
It is not our fault you are so behind. I will repeat my question again
*What have you done to impact your country and Africa as a whole positively*. Criticism should e done by those who have tried to make a change and who wants to not for someone who has given up hope.

This isn't an interview, I can easily sit here and compile a list of all the things I've done none of which you can verify, so what use is it asking that silly question? If I were to tell you that I've donated used laptops to my former secondary school, will you be able to verify it? Or if I told you that I've donated money to the UNICEF, will you be able to verify it? So stop being a re.tard, we are talking about Africa's resume of abysmal showings at the world cup, this is a fact and can be easily verified.

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Croatia: Mandzukic Shocked Over Penalty Decision Against Super Eagles by rentAcock(m): 11:27pm On Jun 18, 2018

jbtobsyn:
Yeah we should leave you and allow you to wallow in your foolishness. They wants us to improve which is why they won't do your biddings. To make Africa great start from each one of us. What have you done in your way to make Africa great. Oga tell us your contribution to this continent and your nation.

They want us to improve? You are dumber than I thought. The only reason why Africa is included is because of political correctness and nothing more. All the racism town criers will come out in full force to say FIFA is racist. Meanwhile, no African team has reached the semi finals. It's stupid, let other nations have a chance, it's no their fault that Africa is so behind.

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Croatia: Mandzukic Shocked Over Penalty Decision Against Super Eagles by rentAcock(m): 10:48pm On Jun 18, 2018

kasim155:
then it will not be a world cup again because one continent is not there.

Umm Antarctica isn't in the world cup... Your point is invalid.

Crime › Re: Air Force Begins Bombing Of Bandits In Zamfara by rentAcock(m): 10:42pm On Jun 18, 2018

Nigeria has turned to Iraq. It's only a matter of time before these militants will gain access to rockets capable of hitting anywhere within a 300 mile radius. I remember watching hezbollah rain rockets down on Israel on CNN and I just used to shake my head and wondered if that region will ever know peace. Nigeria is slowly turning into the middle East, and we are yet to realize it.

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Sports › Re: Nigerians Selling Ankara At The World Cup In Russia by rentAcock(m): 10:38pm On Jun 18, 2018

There is nothing innovative about what these guys are doing. Anyone can go online and buy those fabrics. Heck, ever since the release of the movie Black Panther, so many people have developed keen interest in African attire.

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Travel › Re: Saudi Arabia’s Team Plane Catches Fire In Mid Air by rentAcock(m): 10:35pm On Jun 18, 2018

Russian technology.

I've always known that Russia is technologically behind most first world countries like America, the UK and France. Putin and his comrades hide behind their stockpile of nukes and go about sabre rattling because no one wants a nuclear war that will end the world. They are not only cowards, but also technologically inferior. In a conventional war without nukes, Russia will be annihilated.

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Sports › Re: Meet Marcus, The Pig That Predicted Nigeria Will Get To The Semi-Final by rentAcock(m): 10:26pm On Jun 18, 2018*

I once had a time travel machine that also predicted Nigeria will win against Croatia, needless to say that I've converted the useless thing into scrap metal. This pig should be slaughtered and used to make BBQ pork suya.

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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Croatia: Mandzukic Shocked Over Penalty Decision Against Super Eagles by rentAcock(m): 10:20pm On Jun 18, 2018*

bewla:
pessimist

I'm not sure you know the meaning of the word you just used. This isn't pessimism when the results speak for themselves, it's a fact.

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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Croatia: Mandzukic Shocked Over Penalty Decision Against Super Eagles by rentAcock(m): 10:13pm On Jun 18, 2018

YelloweWest:
Africa has more potential and resources than all the other continents combined!

Right. But potential is just that, potential. It holds no substance.

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Croatia: Mandzukic Shocked Over Penalty Decision Against Super Eagles by rentAcock(m): 10:09pm On Jun 18, 2018

Dotng:
You are a lost cause. The western world has successfully programmed you to believe that you are a liability. Speak for yourself and your family and stop pouring your frustration on others. That the shroud of hopelessness has covered you does not mean that others have been consumed by it.

I'm not sure you can call it programming when America just donated $1billion to Nigeria when Buhari met Trump a few months ago. I'm not sure if you will call it programming when you account for the billions of dollars donated by the likes of UNICEF, WHO and the UN. How about the philanthropic works by Bill & Melinda Gates that have allocated several billions of dollars to eradicate polio, Malaria and poverty in Africa. Maybe you should get the facts first before spewing garbage online.

Sports › Re: Francis Uzoho's Age Questioned By South African Man by rentAcock(m): 9:57pm On Jun 18, 2018

And they said Nigeria has the youngest team in the world cup, a bone scan will prove otherwise.

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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Croatia: Mandzukic Shocked Over Penalty Decision Against Super Eagles by rentAcock(m): 9:56pm On Jun 18, 2018

sichri:
Just listen to yourself. What have you contributed to the development of the continent or even done for yourself? All you are showing here is inferiority complex.

It is not inferiority complex when the results speak for themselves. You are too blind to know when failure is right on your doorstep

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Croatia: Mandzukic Shocked Over Penalty Decision Against Super Eagles by rentAcock(m): 9:54pm On Jun 18, 2018*

fawaz22:
africa is not a failed country,pple like you ar the one failing africa...africa has been producing great player all over the world currently are sadio mane and mo'sallah u dont need to talkless of africa..speak of only what yu know

As usual the black man makes other countries great but not his own. The 3 time NBA champion Andre Iguodala of the Golden State Warrios is Nigerian, Former New York giants Line backer Emenyiora is Nigerian, Iheanacho of Mancity is Nigerian, the list goes on and on. They are only good when playing for the white man, but they are abysmal at best when playing in Nigeria, heck most of them don't even consider Nigeria home. Individual talent doesn't mean anything If you cannot perform well for your home country. Messi with all his achievements at the club stage still feels like a failure because he's yet to win the world cup for his country. That's what it's all about.

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Croatia: Mandzukic Shocked Over Penalty Decision Against Super Eagles by rentAcock(m): 9:49pm On Jun 18, 2018*

Edonojie007:
Remember I Said This One Is Bigger Than You.
Note: Quote Me Some Few Years From Now; Africa Has Been Destined/ordained To Bring A Certain Transformation To The Whole World,and Nigeria Is The Trigger; Thatswhile It Seems Every1 Is Into Us.
You Dnt Knw Dis One.

Destiny has no place in history so cut the crap. You can sit on your couch and wish Africa or Nigeria will be great some day, but that's all wishful thinking if changes are not made now. When we are great, maybe other countries will be light years ahead. Every decade we cook up big targets for Nigeria, yet none is ever actualized since the days of Nigeria 2000 when Abacha made us believe in the year 2000 Nigeria will be a mini America, it's all a ploy to deceive the masses. While u keep wishing for miracles, the world is moving on. We are a failed continent.

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Croatia: Mandzukic Shocked Over Penalty Decision Against Super Eagles by rentAcock(m): 9:37pm On Jun 18, 2018

Edonojie007:
You Don Psychic.
The Whole World Would Find It Difficult To Do Without Africa.
I Know You Dont Know This One,it Is Simply Above You.

You are a clown, the world will be a better place if a 5million kiloton nuclear bomb submerges the entire continent of Africa. We are nothing but a liability on the world stage. Hunger, AIDS, malaria, poverty are all too prevalent in Africa. Other countries donate billions of dollars to Africa to help alleviate the suffering and diseases. Trust me the world will not miss us.

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Croatia: Mandzukic Shocked Over Penalty Decision Against Super Eagles by rentAcock(m): 9:33pm On Jun 18, 2018

Mideniyi:
Mark my word BRI,Senegal will not be beaten

I'm not marking your words anything. Put your money where your mouth is, let's both stake 1 Bitcoin. If they draw or win, u keep my Bitcoin, if they lose, I keep yours.

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Croatia: Mandzukic Shocked Over Penalty Decision Against Super Eagles by rentAcock(m): 9:17pm On Jun 18, 2018*

Nigeria - Beaten
Egypt- Beaten
Tunisia - Beaten
Morroco - Beaten
Senegal - will be not be beaten grin

Maybe it's time for FIFA to barr all African teams from participating in the world Cup when there are more deserving countries like Italy, Chile, Holland etc. Africa is a failed continent, the world should move on and leave us to wallow in primitivity.

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Sports › Re: When You Are From Croatia But Your Girlfriend Is Nigerian. #WorldCup (Photo) by rentAcock(m): 10:08pm On Jun 16, 2018

Egein:
You've been proven to be intensely mad and immensely st.upid.

Your father is Stu.pid, bastard.

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Croatia: World Cup - 0 - 2 On 16th June 2018 by rentAcock(m): 8:01pm On Jun 16, 2018

10 Years ago, I met a guy in Mile 2 Lagos claiming to have a Time Machine for sale. The guy was wearing a Brooklyn Nets cap with an Iwobi Nigerian Jersey with the number 18 but nobody looked his way nor did they even know what he was selling. As a person who've watched several sci-fi movies like Back To the Future, Groundhog Day, The Terminator, Austin Powers movies etc I was interested and I approached him. I'm an avid basketball fan and I know back then, Brooklyn didn't have a basketball team while Alex Iwobi was probably just 12 years old and definitely not playing for th super eagles. But as of today, Brooklyn has a basketball team and Iwobi is a starting player for the Super eagles.

I asked him about this big clunky stuff he was selling and he told me it was a time machine but he wants to get rid of it. I thought it was funny and I asked him how much it was, he said N10,000 but we agreed to N500. Honestly i just thought the guy was homeless and in need of money. Fast forward 3 years later, the New Jersey Nets relocated and become known as the Brooklyn Nets, man I freaked out because I could remember clearly that guy had a Brooklyn Nets Jersey which i thought was probably Aba made at the time. Then in 2015, Alex Iwobi joined the Nigerian national team that was when it dawned on me that I had met a time traveller and did not know it. But of course I was still skeptical, but in 2016, I decided to test out this time machine during the US elections and I was only able to travel 24hrs into the future, so I waited until election day Nov 8th and I could vividly see CNN announcing Donald J Trump as the President Elect and people were in shock. When I returned back to present time, I thought it was just a bad dream as there was no way Trump could defeat Clinton, well the time machine was right.

So enough with the long tales. I tried out my Time travel machine this morning and you won't believe it, Nigeria beat Croatia 1-0. It was like a mirage, I think the machine is getting rusty because I can see and feel things around me but everything is a bit blurry, even though people can see me, they say I appear like a hologram. Anyway let's see if this time machine proves true one more time, although I don't plan to use it often because I notice I get migraine, blurred vision, nausea and vomiting. Traveling at the speed of light does mess up your body. If the result turns out to be right, I will sell all my father's properties, liquidate my assets and empty my bank account and make a killing sport betting the next game.

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Sports › Re: When You Are From Croatia But Your Girlfriend Is Nigerian. #WorldCup (Photo) by rentAcock(m): 7:53pm On Jun 16, 2018

10 Years ago, I met a guy in Mile 2 Lagos claiming to have a Time Machine for sale. The guy was wearing a Brooklyn Nets cap with an Iwobi Nigerian Jersey with the number 18 but nobody looked his way nor did they even know what he was selling. As a person who've watched several sci-fi movies like Back To the Future, Groundhog Day, The Terminator, Austin Powers movies etc I was interested and I approached him. I'm an avid basketball fan and I know back then, Brooklyn didn't have a basketball team while Alex Iwobi was probably just 12 years old and definitely not playing for th super eagles. But as of today, Brooklyn has a basketball team and Iwobi is a starting player for the Super eagles.

I asked him about this big clunky stuff he was selling and he told me it was a time machine but he wants to get rid of it. I thought it was funny and I asked him how much it was, he said N10,000 but we agreed to N500. Honestly i just thought the guy was homeless and in need of money. Fast forward 3 years later, the New Jersey Nets relocated and become known as the Brooklyn Nets, man I freaked out because I could remember clearly that guy had a Brooklyn Nets hat which i thought was probably Aba made at the time. Then in 2015, Alex Iwobi joined the Nigerian national team that was when it dawned on me that I had met a time traveller and did not know it. But of course I was still skeptical, but in 2016, I decided to test out this time machine during the US elections and I was only able to travel 24hrs into the future, so I waited until election day Nov 8th and I could vividly see CNN announcing Donald J Trump as the President Elect and people were in shock. When I returned back to present time, I thought it was just a bad dream as there was no way Trump could defeat Clinton, well the time machine was right.

So enough with the long tales. I tried out my Time travel machine this morning and you won't believe it, Nigeria beat Croatia 1-0. It was like a mirage, I think the machine is getting rusty because I can see and feel things around me but everything is a bit blurry, even though people can see me, they say I appear like a hologram. Anyway let's see if this time machine proves true one more time, although I don't plan to use it often because I notice I get migraine, blurred vision, nausea and vomiting. Traveling at the speed of light does mess up your body. If the result turns out to be right, I will sell all my father's properties, liquidate my assets and empty my bank account and make a killing sport betting the next game.

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Events › Re: Wedding Cancelled As Fire Kills Groom's Mother, Injures Others In Abia. Photos by rentAcock(m): 9:54pm On May 16, 2018*

Mayhem. Mayhem does not announce itself before it strikes. It doesn't care if you are saying your wedding vows amongst 500 people before it causes a loose fuselage from a boeing 747 to break through the ceiling and strike you dead. Mayhem doesn't care to know that your wife just gave birth to quintuplets and posting pictures on Facebook before it strikes her with a fatal aneurysm. So before anyone blames spiritual interference like ogboni, mamywater, inka-inka or whatever spirit, they should accept that somethings are mere coincidence no matter how unfortunate they seem

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Politics › Re: Bolanle Ambode Gives Couple With Quintuplets N500,000 Monthly Allowance by rentAcock(m): 9:39pm On May 16, 2018

Nice gesture, but what happens after 12 months will the babies be grown enough to get a job and start working? This is really nice, having 5 kids at once but raising all of them can be a financial strain, I just hope God provides for them.

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Phones › Re: Infinix Hot 6 And Hot 6 Pro Launch Party (live Pictures) by rentAcock(m): 9:36pm On May 16, 2018

These Chinese outfits have made senseless money from Nigerians. If you need quality phones, check my thread no Chinese junk. The only Chinese phones I might ever recommend would be the newer generation Huwai mate phones but when u use Chinese phones, just know that they are tracking you and have your private info at their disposable.

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Celebrities › Re: Chris Tucker Dances As Davido Performs In France (photos, video) by rentAcock(m): 9:25pm On May 16, 2018

Just like Chris Tucker, one day people will ask who or what is Davido? He should enjoy the limelight but also prepare for the inevitable - that one day his fan base will grow up and move on. The media is very good at retiring people and hyping new flag bearers, just look at how they've overhyped that stripper called Cardi B. The young woman sings rubbish, yet she's winning awards. When was the last time u heard about Usher or even lady gaga? Davido and the likes should know that only true lyrical legends remain in the limelight forever, the rest are retired after 9 years at most.

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Food › Re: Gas Safety Tips Everyone Should Know by rentAcock(m): 9:24pm On May 16, 2018

Vision2045:
Am in my humour mood..so I will ignore your mannerless and uncivil personality..if I had corrected that it was just a mere joke.. next time you might not be so lucky. Peace

Phone/Internet Market › Re: Sold by rentAcock(op): 9:23pm On May 16, 2018

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Career › Re: 4 Reasons You Should Start A Side Hustle As A Working Class Nigerian by rentAcock(m): 9:22pm On May 16, 2018

KevinDein:
Yo, nice comment.

But "rentacock"?

I rent co.cks, that's my side hustle

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Health › Re: Heavy Rainfall Wreaks Havoc In A Cemetery In Kano. PICS by rentAcock(m): 8:56pm On May 16, 2018

Cemeteries are a waste of land. No family members will ever exhumed the bodies of their deceased relatives for viewing or anything so why do humans continue to waste parcels of land for cemetaries? Once a person dies, they should be celebrated, have parties or whatever but immediately after, their bodies should be cremated and instantly turned to ash. There's just too many people on this planet to be converting land unto burial grounds, it's foolish.

Career › Re: 4 Reasons You Should Start A Side Hustle As A Working Class Nigerian by rentAcock(m): 8:55pm On May 16, 2018

SoapQueen:
Thanks for the clarification.

At least we agree on somethings. Hey I'm bored this evening and was wondering if we could exchange phone numbers to kill time, you seem like an intelligent lady

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