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Autos / Re: Can I Get A Used Corolla S Or Le 2003 For 700-800?? No Insult Please!! by RentedReality(m): 11:42pm On Feb 25, 2018

E for sweet me to yab you, but as you don talk say no insult let me respect my self.

2018 February, any Nigerian corrola 03-06 advertised for less than 1,250,000 has serious issues.


Dear legendary Gazzuzz

I'm trying to get a very good used Toyota; Corolla or Matrix for someone in Abuja

My budget is 1.4m max

Do you have a reliable seller based in Abuja that can guarantee a car with factory engine and ac with good interior?

I won't mind paying for a referral because I've checked at least 20 cars since Saturday and it's one story or the other: "na to top gas" the engine mount need service, etc.

Help if you can
Crime / Re: 20-Year-Old Lady Raped During Job Interview In Lagos by RentedReality(m): 6:45pm On Jan 22, 2018

People are cashing in on the desperation of others to get a job, especially in these times of change

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Crime / Re: Slay Queen Curses Yahoo Boys For Using Her Friend "Classic White" For Ritual by RentedReality(m): 6:31pm On Jan 22, 2018
Poor girl

That is the danger facing the Snapchat generation - the love of vanity and all that glitters

If she held on to her values as tightly as that top, she'd probably still be alive

My prayers nonetheless

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Celebrities / Re: Empress Njamah Debunks Punch Interview Accredited To Her About Dating Young Men by RentedReality(m): 6:27pm On Jan 22, 2018
I think Nigerian celebrities should learn to record their interviews

That way when bloggers start putting words in your mouth like someone eating alphabets, you just playback your own recording


Romance / Re: Couple Gets Married At 400 Feet Height And The Pictures Are Awesome by RentedReality(m): 5:41pm On Jan 22, 2018
Can we call it a marriage made in heaven?

I doubt

They wouldn't need safety nets if it was


Politics / Re: Deji Adeyanju Drags Buhari To Court Over Appointment Of NIA, DG by RentedReality(m): 12:01pm On Jan 20, 2018
Celebrities / Re: Photos Of Jidenna Smoking Heavily by RentedReality(m): 10:39am On Jan 20, 2018
"Caption This Adorable photo of Jidenna smoking Heavily"

Laughing my head off grin

Adorable because it is Jidenna, and his currency is in $$$ not N

I dare you to put up a picture of Airforce1 smoking with this same caption


Politics / Re: Obasanjo Receives NOUN Doctorate In Christian Theology (Photos) by RentedReality(m): 10:25am On Jan 20, 2018
Congrats Obasanjo

It speaks to your character that even with all you've achieved, you still seek to better yourself


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Family / Re: Man Marries Lady Impregnated By Another Man. Finds Out After Marriage (Photos) by RentedReality(m): 10:10am On Jan 20, 2018
This story reminds me of a Cuckoo

A Cuckoo is a bird that lays its eggs in the nest of other birds by producing eggs of identical colors and size to the host

This deceives the host to rear the infiltrator as it's own

You know the worst part?

When it grows, it ejects the original off-springs just to get more food because of it's size

This would have been you

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Science/Technology / Re: Frank Darko, Ghanaian Inventor Who Built Bicycle That Rides On Water Launches by RentedReality(m): 10:02am On Jan 20, 2018

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Politics / Re: Throwback: Buhari - Banner Headline Of The Sunday Herald by RentedReality(m): 9:53am On Jan 20, 2018
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky To Paddy Adenuga: "We Want Your Dad Not You" by RentedReality(m): 9:43am On Jan 20, 2018
Continue slamming like a wrestler

Hope you are also saving for pampers

You'll need it for when your axx starts leaking like a sex tape

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Arrested With Counterfeit Money In South Africa (Photos) by RentedReality(m): 9:38am On Jan 20, 2018
You get mind go another man land go dey counterfeit their money

That is impetus

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Politics / Re: PHOTOS: Osinbajo With School Children At Read 2 Succeed Africa Dreamers Project by RentedReality(m): 9:22am On Jan 20, 2018
Health / Re: 6 Groups Of People Most Likely To Contract HIV In Nigeria by RentedReality(m): 9:17am On Jan 20, 2018
I know some someone that slept with a soldier that was married to a policewoman who use to be a sex worker that sometimes slept with homosexuals who were transport workers that carried drug addicts

What are the chances that this person is infected?

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Romance / Re: Bride Runs Mad Go unclad During Wedding After Been Possessed by Evil Spirit,pics by RentedReality(m): 9:13am On Jan 20, 2018
Politics / Re: PHOTOS: Osinbajo Inaugurates National Sanction Committee by RentedReality(m): 9:11am On Jan 20, 2018
Nairaland / General / Re: Ladies. What Color Of Panties And Bra Are You Wearing Now? by RentedReality(m): 8:56am On Jan 20, 2018

All your posts are 100% about panties

I'm curious, how is that?
Celebrities / Re: I Cannot Be With A Man Who Cannot Satisfy Me In Bed- Pat Ugwu by RentedReality(m): 8:34am On Jan 20, 2018

She's right

Sex is at the core of our being

Think what you may of life, but the truth is you are only here because your dad's loins had an itch
Celebrities / Re: Timi Dakolo Celebrates His 37th Birthday Today (photo) by RentedReality(m): 8:04am On Jan 20, 2018
Humble man with humble beginnings

Also a proud representative of his people, the Ijaws

I remember he always had headphones on wherever he went

Happy his passion paid off

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Crime / Re: Nigeria Man Shot Dead By South African Police by RentedReality(m): 7:44am On Jan 20, 2018
Phones / Re: Samsung Plans To Double Its Africa’s Share To 20% In 5 Years by RentedReality(m): 7:30am On Jan 20, 2018
Africa's population is in hundreds of millions

Its the wise move to make

If they intend to expand, then we need to take advantage

Government should partner with Samsung Heavy Industries to build capacity in ship making and this can be done by offering tax rebates and other incentives to encourage partnership

Look at the oil industry, 20+ years after and we still have jobs that can only done by expatriates
Car Talk / Re: The 5 Things Beginner Drivers Should Know by RentedReality(m): 7:14am On Jan 20, 2018
Always drive with the assumption the person ahead of you might make a mistake

It's called defensive driving and it has saved lives, including mine

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Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Kill A Man In Ogun State (Graphic Photos) by RentedReality(m): 7:27pm On Jan 19, 2018
Death is but sleep

Rest for we are nothing but travelers journeying through life

As you've reached your destination, so will ur killers

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Travel / Re: Nigerian Woman, Toyin Ogundipe Delivers Baby Boy Inside Plane Enroute New York by RentedReality(m): 7:11pm On Jan 19, 2018
Welcome to the world boy

I guess the sky is your limit grin

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Romance / Re: I'm Not In Computer Village As Earlier Reported By My Haters by RentedReality(m): 6:58pm On Jan 19, 2018
The only reason they're not celebrating you is because you haven't made it

Work hard and those people asking you for price of memory cards, will be the one selling it to you

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Nairaland / General / Re: Inside Africans Largest Syringe Factory, Akwa Ibom State In by RentedReality(m): 6:38pm On Jan 19, 2018
Crime / Re: Don Wanny's Younger Brother, Obata Osu, Declared Wanted. See Photos by RentedReality(m): 6:22pm On Jan 19, 2018
You do the crime, you do the time


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