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FoodRe: Cooking Tips For Career Minded Single Guys (pictures Included) by RentedReality(op): 12:38pm On Dec 07, 2014
kozaic:
I know two things


U didn't enjoy your food, no matter how delicious it was...


U just need a babe to sit by u and watch you eat.
Wrong.

I did enjoy the food.

If I wanted women watching me eat I'll have my lunch in a hair salon.
FoodRe: Cooking Tips For Career Minded Single Guys (pictures Included) by RentedReality(op): 12:33pm On Dec 07, 2014
stonecoldcafe:
U nvr chop anoda food since aug 5th?
Yes o...

.......just back from Somalia even

I never knew mango leaves could be used for soup and ants are a great source of protein, I guess I'll be putting that up soon.
FoodRe: Cooking Tips For Career Minded Single Guys (pictures Included) by RentedReality(op): 12:16pm On Dec 07, 2014
AKMoney1:
And this is suppose to be on fp? Bro how much did you pay the mod? Talk true


All I see is a nigga looking for cheap publicity and tryna find cheap sluts. Nonsense angry
Niqqa you funny.

Funny thing is, if you live in Lagos there's a high probability your girl is on my d**k right now as I type.

Up your game man, this thread is for people who are into two things: health and career.

So if you need career/fitness advice you probably should be talking to me.
FoodRe: Cooking Tips For Career Minded Single Guys (pictures Included) by RentedReality(op): 1:04am On Dec 06, 2014
veave:
is that chest yours huh huh huh

plis(in yuzedos voice)
can I come and rub my hand on it? just for fantasy... chai!


umu nwoke egbuom!
Whenever you want me Bae..

Whenever...
CelebritiesRe: Meet Christina Adeleke, Davido's Hot Aunt And Mother Of HKN Stars by RentedReality(m): 11:13pm On Dec 04, 2014
Guys, can someone tell me the origin of this "I school in France" joke.

It's funny but I just don't get how it started.
RomanceRe: Suspected Attitude Of Each Dude/lady In The Romance Section by RentedReality(m): 8:15pm On Nov 12, 2014
destante:
Women wrapped around you?
Abeggi goan sidown! tongue
angry
RomanceRe: Suspected Attitude Of Each Dude/lady In The Romance Section by RentedReality(m): 7:35pm On Nov 12, 2014
destante:
tosynetoomuch rentedreality and some other men, why do you all come as somewhat rude to some ladies in the hope that you don't want to be seen as woman-wrappering.?
Bae, I don't do rude neither do I woman-wrapper.

But if you mean the reverse which is ''women-wrapped'' around me, then yeah that happens.
HealthWho Here Lifts? Show Up Here Lets Trade Fitness/form Tips by RentedReality(op): 9:39pm On Oct 26, 2014
Wondering if anyone here lifts, would appreciate tips on form.

My daily routine for now:

60 kg X 100 reps [Bench press]
25 kg dumbbells X 80 reps
Push ups X 100 reps

I could do better, any ideas?
RomanceRe: How Do I Stop Short Guys From Asking Me Out. by RentedReality(m): 9:28pm On Oct 26, 2014
praise4055:
Am doing it for the sake of my kids..
Worry not, you'll get your knight with the right height.

Most people over 6 ft usually end up with women within the range of 5.4 - 5.9'', so statistically you really shouldn't worry.
RomanceRe: Dating Challenges For Nigerians In The Diaspora by RentedReality(m): 11:57pm On Oct 20, 2014
^^^
^^^
I didn't face any of this and the simple reason is already listed in the earlier post.

Not understanding the comment is probably a function of what you posted.

To break the post down in layman terms:

QA: No dating challenges
QB: No rejections
QC: All races are open to dating outside their gene pool.
RomanceRe: Dating Challenges For Nigerians In The Diaspora by RentedReality(m): 11:15pm On Oct 20, 2014
zboyd:
What dating challenges have you encountered since you immigrated?

Have you ever been rejected by a potential date because you're a Nigerian or a member of any other African ethnic group?

From what you've experienced in the Dating Game, which race, ethnic group or gender has been more open to dating Nigerians or a member of any other African ethnic group?
Being a Nigerian isn't an excuse for rejection\challenges getting 'f's.

It's easier out there, it costs you less dating as almost everyone is self dependent. Remember: always play the whites against the blacks and vice versa.

9ja girls there get jealous seeing u with whites and it's the other way round for them blue eyed 'f's.

Play both sides of the coin right and you won't come here posting this.

I'm back home but I still have some faithfuls waiting for my return. I advise you do the same m8.
RomanceRe: Guys: How To Behave On Nairaland by RentedReality(op): 7:28am On Oct 15, 2014
destante:
there is a next? grin
Yes woman angry
RomanceRe: Guys: How To Behave On Nairaland by RentedReality(op): 6:46am On Oct 15, 2014
ColdCloud:
Waddup mate? you need no further permission bro...access granted! feeling ya thread.
I'm gud bruva. They've derailed this one, we'll meet on the next.
RomanceRe: Guys: How To Behave On Nairaland by RentedReality(op): 7:19pm On Oct 14, 2014
Pdizzle:
"Adam didn't lose a rib for you to come online and
subject yourself to the whims of an Eve."

That was classic homie.
Word is bond Holmes.
RomanceRe: Guys: How To Behave On Nairaland by RentedReality(op): 7:16pm On Oct 14, 2014
ColdCloud:
For an old spinster, you need not!
Burn!!!!

Call the fire service man, a victim needs to be sent to the burn unit.

ColdCloud, permission to put this rebuttal up on my Reddit page?
RomanceRe: Guys: How To Behave On Nairaland by RentedReality(op): 10:30pm On Oct 13, 2014
Sammyblaq:
The op just candidilized the post. #noted
Did you mean Candidiasis? That'll make sense considering all the 'f's hanging around here, if you know what I mean wink
RomanceRe: Guys: How To Behave On Nairaland by RentedReality(op): 8:20pm On Oct 13, 2014
^ ^ ^
Derail it some more angry
RomanceRe: Guys: How To Behave On Nairaland by RentedReality(op): 6:29pm On Oct 13, 2014
Logicalmindy:
OP, i understand ur pain and frustration eh. How would u be generalising?

You don't av to insult girls to pass your message. Some girls here, are far intelligent that guys.

You were ignored by a diva. Pele.

Remove the log in your eye before trying to remove someone's own.

See your siggy sef, food, sex and milf. undecided

If you read OP writeup very well, you'd find he's not campaigning against woman-wrappering but girls ignoring him or guys.
Funny.

Never been online to chat 'f's up, I have enough 'f' related drama offline to deal with.

Yeah, and my signature indicates my preference: Food, S** and of course MILF's 'cos those ones hardly bring drama.

This is just a write-up for guys here to stop a** kissing some chick off the internet, it leads nowhere. You dig?
RomanceRe: Guys: How To Behave On Nairaland by RentedReality(op): 7:02am On Oct 13, 2014
naijaboiy:
undecidedundecidedundecided

And when they see he's speaking the truth,,they'll chose to derail...

Actually some female monikers in this section have started feeling too important and they think they are untouchable.... undecided

Sometimes they make annoying posts and get away with it because some people always praise them for their bullshits...

This has nothing to do with woman-wrappering..it is far from it and just an observation on my part...

But I be chilling until the day it has become too much then i'll speak out smiley
Bunch of internet 'deadbies'

This thread wasn't created for a bunch of pms'in 'f's to exchange morning greetings angry
RomanceRe: Guys: How To Behave On Nairaland by RentedReality(op): 11:48pm On Oct 12, 2014
destante:
hehehe. orisirisi
Rented, people should stop with the niceties and be themselves. What if some people's real "selves" is to be nice, what then happens to "being themselves" huh
Would it also suit you if the genders switched roles in all that you jes described cheesy
If your niceties end with you being sh*tted on and friend-zoned online, be my guest and go ahead.

Nothing suits me, it's my opinion and genders can be switched for all I care.

I'm just sick of the condescending attitudes here.
RomanceRe: Guys: How To Behave On Nairaland by RentedReality(op): 11:41pm On Oct 12, 2014
Some people already acting like this post got to them.
RomanceRe: Guys: How To Behave On Nairaland by RentedReality(op): 11:26pm On Oct 12, 2014
Paroman:
Bia Kachi, shey you no dey feel remorseful? See how you and your female goons don frustrate this hope life sotey him vex kon begin dey para for nairaland. Make una change una ways oo, una shakara don dey too much these days abeg. angry
Nope.

No one here dey Para.

Most girls I roll with don't even go online, and they DON'T form in reality so why all the bullsh*t fronting I read here undecided
RomanceRe: Guys: How To Behave On Nairaland by RentedReality(op): 11:22pm On Oct 12, 2014
EpicNigerian:
Course code:WRB 666

Course title:woman wrapper reset button.
Guy, you effing funny grin grin
RomanceRe: Guys: How To Behave On Nairaland by RentedReality(op): 11:11pm On Oct 12, 2014
missberrypop5:
hmmm, posting from experience. Abi? E good sha.
Nope.

'f's here be acting like Divas, looking down at my kind, for what angry

In reality, it's the other way round
RomanceRe: Guys: How To Behave On Nairaland by RentedReality(op): 11:03pm On Oct 12, 2014
Rapsainot:
OP stop generalizing, their are some F's that are worth following than some M's undecided
"Some"...don't throw yourself at the rest
RomanceRe: Guys: How To Behave On Nairaland by RentedReality(op): 10:47pm On Oct 12, 2014
KiddaBlingzz:
*rolls bicycle in*

Hehehe

this is serious..... And very true!
Act right and this happens:

RomanceRe: Guys: How To Behave On Nairaland by RentedReality(op): 10:33pm On Oct 12, 2014
Crocz:
Absolutely spot on!
I just keep reading sh*t on Nairaland that really upsets me. 'F's here be acting like they gat game, in reality she's one fat chick with loads of MB to burn angry
RomanceGuys: How To Behave On Nairaland by RentedReality(op): 10:25pm On Oct 12, 2014
I'm really tired of seeing stupid threads flying around on this and that.
Friendzone bla, she cheated bla bla, how do I bla, blah blaa...

I know a lot of us here think we can attract females here by being witty and sh*t. But the truth is, chances of that happening is 1 in 500.
So stop with the niceties, be yourself and let anyone that likes your write-up initiate a follow up, you have nothing to lose.

I see female monikers here dictate to guys on a lot of issues, that's absolute bullsh*t, lets have some self respect and stop bringing down our kind.

-stop being patronizing
-stop pm'ing people that are clearly not into you
-stop sucking on cu*nts' for likes
-stop famzing'
-just stop with all this cr*p, serious angry

Truth is, majority of the girls here have poor social interaction skills that's why they spend most of their time online.

She might impress you here but in reality she's far off your spec. Concentrate on the ones you see, and stop being condescending to someone you have no clue about.

Adam didn't lose a rib for you to come online and subject yourself to the whims of an Eve.

'Nuff said.
RomanceRe: Ladies: On Average, How Many Guys Woo You In A Day? by RentedReality(m): 11:33pm On Oct 11, 2014
EroticAngelina:
depends if in going out, and where I'm going, if I'm going to a lonely or very formal place, then like 3 or less guys woo me which I usually turn downsmiley

but...if I'm going to somewhere like the club, u knw na grin I dress differently, and lots of guys check me out. I love the attention, coz imma turn each and every one of them down majestically cool unless, they are very very rich, then imma get a link something from them bfor dumping their asses*s! tongue
You talk the talk but I doubt you can walk the walk
RomanceHow To Attract The Ideal Partner by RentedReality(op):
I'm Joking..You can't, you spend too much time online to have a life, sorry sad


But on a serious note:

-Act cool, never show all your cards. Unpredictability is a huge turn-on.

-Give her/him space..I don't mean astronaut kind of space. Just let them be, they'll come back

-Have options, knowing you have a fall back plan makes you less likely to act foolish and desperate

-S.ex, lots of it and good sessions too. It's an incredible way to bond with a potential partner.

-Pay more attention to yourself. Personally I'm attracted to confident/self sufficient women, don't blame me, we all are genetically predisposed to mates that have strong genes to ensure continuity in our genealogy. A confident mate is an embodiment of that.

-Be real, how you start it is p'bly how it'll end. Show your true self and attract your type, be fake and you'll end up in a plastic relationship.

And lastly, the one my mom always told me 'bout: "give her babies"...ideal partner or not, that's the end, better put a down payment on the wedding venue when that happens wink

NOTE: My reality is different from yours

Add your thoughts, if you have one angry
RomanceRe: Code And Conducts For The Side Chic(s). by RentedReality(m): 7:06am On Oct 10, 2014
Beware of side chicks. They have ways man, ways to make you change team without knowing.
Starts out like they don't mind beind a side piece until you wake to find out she's the main dish, a one course meal without dessert.
Yeah, side chicks can do that to you.
CareerRe: It Is A Fallacy That No Knowledge Is a Wasted one by RentedReality(m): 12:45pm On Oct 07, 2014
I just realized that this thread is just a show of intellect.

It looks like a gathering of University professors or maybe just mechanics with dictionaries angry

Really big words flying around.

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