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temigracie: You know what....Am feeling slipy...


Am just booking this space...

I ll give you the appropriate reply tomorrow....Gnyt....
Dont worry, I ll chase you with Rocket in your dream....

Goodnight though..just playing with you

Don't mess with my dreams woman, else

temigracie: ....huh!!!...

Okay, my mom always said you can't win a woman in an argument

You've won..

I award you the ''Bro-Code Breaker Award''

temigracie: God!!...It seems you are taking this really personal....

Where did i say i can break 'true friendship'??....
The last time i checked, I said i know how i can break a Bro code....That is, I know how i can get information from them....

Calm your nerves ms. T

Nothing's ever personal here

If you act right I'll induct you as my step Bro..capish?

destante: maybe we should get sis code or anything like that.

I'd really like to see that

#1 will probably be; don't offer to pay for food or anything until he files for bankruptcy

temigracie: You call that bluffing??....

Hmmmm!....Okay, I rest my case...


Dont under-estimate the power of a woman....

Yeah, best you put your case to bed and call it a night

I've got women everywhere, mothers, sisters, aunts, exes...but none ever claimed breaking a true friendship

Let it slide Bae, you can't

Online's different from Reality...

FarmTech: A responsible single man wont depend on any ex or sin partner for cooking. I dont understand why guys behave as if cooking is v tough. During my days in university, I had every opportunity to invite girls to cook for me but I didnt, bc I know hw useless that kind of lifestyle is. A responsible man shud take responsibility in things like cooking. Why tempt urself or fall into sin?

I might like veggies but I'm not a farmer, same way I love food but can't cook good..okay?

Stop preaching to the choir m8.

temigracie: You know, there's no way i can prove it to you...

If i want to break any Bro code....Am good in doin that....I know how i do it....

You seriously have me laughing hard here..

C'mon..I'll spin circles 'round you anytime, guaranteed; or i'll refund your MB

You might have caused a bit of distraction with some weaklings here on Nairaland, it don't mean you can break any code

The only Bro's code you'll break is the password on your brothers' laptop


You bluffin' Bae, so chill...

[quote author=Negro1][/quote]A real bro knows a fresh meme when he sees one; YOU DA REAL MVP!

temigracie: hehehehehehehehehe....

One thing you should never do....

Never under-estimate the power of a woman....

I just did..

Actually, you over-estimate your genders abilities

You might be an online goddess, but, I'm still calling out your bluff

temigracie: hhmmmm....

Bro ko...Bro ni....

If i wanna scatter all dis unna Bro code....I know how to go about it...

Have done it before....so, Its not biggie....

No you haven't...I call you out on your bluff

B'sides which ever circle of friends you did it to were weaklings.

I call you out still..

Ahh Ahhhh...this old trick.

Don't work anymore, I've got a pack of test strips in my room.

Guys, get yours.

Reminder; when you see two lines start saving up for nappies, one line; you just dodged a bullet.

destante: I am guilty of number 3 group of mistakes where i use alot, atimes, and the rest.

Still trying to figure how to pronounce your moniker. Distant? D'estante'? Dante?

Someone owes me a beer on this forum, I need that beer for this match.

Cant stay sober watching my team play like this.

Tonykings: Awesome bro!! 3 gbosa for u.... bar man give dt guy 3 bottles

Make that a Heineken please, next round's on me..

chalondk: nice write-up...

For guys who can't trust dis bros #suckstobeyou...
A bro is a guy u can trust, so if u cnt trust him den he ain't ur BRO... and as such d bro code dnt apply to you.
Bros over Hoes! #nohomo

I'm sending you a Bro fist

Mrval20: Don't trust anybody, watch your own back....Them bros ain't loyal these days.

Don't know 'bout yours though, but mine are

kika23:

There are more smileys on BBM to choose from

kika23: Chubby guys all the way.... I love when they hug me and I get lost in them... I just love them big

I know what you mean...but I don't think the rest do

ijechikky: Conclusion####
A Good Bro would tell you how well u ve written...
I likey

But you are not a bro, how did you read this even?

I see a lot of Nairaland guys acting a fool here and decided it was time someone reminded them of the bro code.

I would have written this in braille but realized there's a lot of blind b.i.tches here as well, so I wrote it with lines in between the lines that only true bros will pick up on.

Here goes, feel free to add to the list other rules I might have left out, but try your best to code it from the prying eyes of EVE.


1) You must always have your bro’s back. No exceptions.

2) When your bro’s girlfriend inquires about his whereabouts you know nothing, ALWAYS.

3) You are only obligated to wing-man for one bro per social event, after that the bro is on his own.

4) You must always do whatever is in your power to stop a bro from soiling himself with a poor looking girl.

5) A bro must always respect another bro’s car, house, and parents.

6) Love thy father and mother, non-negotiable.

7) When a bro is showing his bro’s his new ride, he is always required to open the hood and showcase the contents. All bros present are required to admire the content, even if they know nothing about cars.

When a bro asks a bro what he thinks of his girlfriend or date, a bro is always required to give an honest answer. The phrase, “I’d bang her” is off limits.

9) A bro shall never make another bro ashamed for hooking up with a girl. Even if she was truly hideous, a bro will always make excuses for his bro. Example, “you bin dey drunk so…”

10) A bro will never make another bro look bad in front of a target girl. The wing-man should swiftly punish any such attempts. Afterwards the bro who infringed upon this rule may/will be confronted by the whole circle of bros.

11) A chick may be included in the bro code if she has proven herself worthy via general bro concession, but discretion is highly advised.

12) A chick may never be informed of the sacred rules of the bro code. A chick may be treated as a bro but never told of the rules. When reprimanding a girl for an infringement of the bro code, say “its just common courtesy.”

13) A bro will never let another bro drive drunk, or without licence, especially through Ikeja the capital of LASTMA.

14) A bro will never allow another bro to drunk dial or text a girl. No exceptions to this rule. When a bro is truly smashed and his girl calls, the phone will be confiscated until a sober mind-state is achieved.

15) If a bro’s girlfriend calls you and asks about a bros actions the previous night, (I.e. the bro claimed to be sleeping at a ''so and so'' persons house) you will always claim that yes he was there and you may even claim he is still there. Defaulting bros will pay by paying for drinks next time the squad hangs out.

16) You will always make excuses for a bros actions, no matter how obscene. All things done by a drunk bro must be forgiven. No exceptions.

17) A bro should always be allowed to make amends for his actions.

18) A bro will always give his bro’s girl a ride to wherever, and the recipient bro will do likewise.

19) A bro will never give detail when describing a sexual encounter, the only exception is if she's done it with two or more bro's then details can be shared.

20) A bro should never ever under any circumstances sleep with a bro’s ex-girlfriend. A bro may proceed to make moves on another bro’s failed target (he got rejected) but only after asking permission first. If the bro declines your invitation to bust some moves, you must adhere to his wishes and find a new target.

21) All things must be forgiven among bros, with the exception being your drunk bro feels up your girlfriend. This allows for an immediate punch to the face, but only after all other bros have been told and are gathered to watch the punishment. Before the blow is delivered, your drunk bro must have the situation explained to him. Because he is drunk, he will probably agree that he needs to be punched.

22) A bro will always appreciate the cooking of his bros's girl no matter how tasteless, highest you can say is "great, but it seems you don't like Maggi..." else it would be hard for other bro's to go visiting just for food.

23) And lastly, the Golden bro rule that everyone knows; Bros over hoes. I need not explain that right?



Reality's Rented, yeah I said that

havilla: I want them to be ten Times better than me

Very true. I'll like a son that'll have all of my strengths and none of my weaknesses.

IfyAngela: Your dog looks calm

Don't mistake his calmness for weakness.

He's quite calm though. but tends to dry hump anything...i mean ANYTHING

Embarrassed me a bit, caught him hammering away on my side c***ks leg,, now she thinks we share a connection or something..

oneangle: I hope you don't feed your dog with origin bitter? I like your style..very composed pet..I really like..

Thanks.

I taught him manners, he even opens doors for women

Niqqa be reminiscing on his puphood

My Niqqa

Took my pup to the beach.

Niqqa got more game than me, 5 months and he's already pulling b.I.tches.

Anyways, got more numbers than usual, mmmh maybe I should take him out more often?

I'm crushing on xxxxxxxx

She brought me to this thread by sharing it, i'll take that as an invitation, August visitor or not, I came here invited

She reminds of August without the rains, June without the sun and May-be December, but with presents.

She looks calm but I won't be fooled, beneath that might be a fire-breathing hell raiser, actually I won't mind, fieriness ignites my flames.

She looks the type to count my reps, while we sweat it at the gym, and I'll add 15 more on every push-up whenever she turns to look.

I don't believe in stars but if Mars were to align with Venus, then maybe, just maybe, she'll send a PM.

Phoenixfrank: You are just a materialistic LovePeddler, u fell for recharge cards. Such a slut with no guilty of cheating after 3yrs. If only u know how annoying and stupid u are to have posted that. so ignorant. These whores aint loyal.

Dude, I'm laughing my head off. Chill on this OP, the story seems cooked, not worth getting excited over.

Still there's lot's of loyal girls out there, flirty and materialistic Eves' are usually unstable in relationships and that's great if you are just out for a f**k or two. On the flip side, don't get serious if you see this traits, be the man and dictate the pace of the affair.

Here's what usually works; first 1-2 months is fast paced, tons of fun, s*x and sun, and when it starts getting slow I fade.

This way you don't end up crushing on an Eve that has checked out mentally.

That's my reality.

Olga? Mikel? Crying teen with misplaced emotions?

Who cares about all this.

There's someone I like on this thread and I'm just here to read her comments and hope she notices me.

That's my reality, what's yours?

IfyAngela: Continue with the recipes

I will in a bit

Hello house..