₦airaland Forum

spafu:
Are you hairy in a normal way? No be like the picture o.

take a wild guess.

mikron:
she is a chronic and unrepentant market seller na

yeah, its obvious.

ayitosys26:
Its bien long I watch that movie, it was on my best bollywood. I remember wen one of the almost lost his father one of borrowed a frnd ' scuter just to save his frndz father' s life in the hospital.

the funniest part for me was where the guys visited one of thems house and the mother was complaining about money or something.

The look on their faces when she served them the bread she made with the same turning stick she used to scratch the friend's sick father's kro kro. Gosh, it's still so funny, now that I think about it.

Op, the lesson I learnt is to always say 'All is well' even when all isn't well.

Wow, from the cments here, I guess my mother was right. Guys do like hairy women. (not as hairy as the pic sha)

demzylahot:
wat makes it embarrassing?

Are you seriously asking me this? I cringe in embarrassment for her, looking at those folds.

It's not proper to show off such, well except it's now acceptable in this slowly evolving perverted world. If so, I definitely missed the memo.

Kanyekels:
Is yours finer and mire presentable than hers? If yes.... Let us see

spafu:
I guess yours is finer. Show me to confirm.

See these ones....pervies! Shiorrr!

Her camel toe is really embarrassing.

Even if she is selling market, this is way too cheap and off putting na.

That's a really ugly outfit, looks like cheap curtain fabric.... She usually gets it right, what went wrong?

Lol, these crafty Chinese people..... I understand their plight sha.... Booo Boooo has been frustrating their business.

Maybe if they pamper him small, he will sign their papers so that their work can move forward.

mployer:
Paul writes the songs, Jude directs the videos. Peter has nothing to offer, Dance doesn't pay. Time will tell.

Time will tell, but I wouldn't write him off just yet.... The guy has lots of charisma, he still has lots of fans in the ladies....

So sad

Lol, as if he knows the amount of gold in South Africa.


Good for them, so they have something in their dry land? Oya make dem put all their Almajiri to work and finally add value to the economy.

sapiosexual1:
Zombie oh zombie

You stole me line! If you no want make I sue you, send me two 50 litre gallons of petrol shapperly!

Googling Iyanife Jim Bakare......

Another set of congratulations to Boooohari. The man is doing 'such a good job' ruining this economy.

I also don't agree with that 'all men cheat' statement.

Caroline is just making up excuses for herself to remain with her wealthy man whóre of a horse band.

The wailing is real folks!

Omojuwa must have been queuing for fuel for hours to power his generator as there is probably no light to update his Twitter account and blogs...... Bwahahahaha!

You must to enjoy your change whether you like it or Yes!

Zombie o! Zombie!

I still think he was being ironic.

KingEbukasBlog:
So harry song was 13 when he got married

lmao! These yeyebrities go kill person with lie oooo! Except he is not her biological father. This guy doesn't look old enough to have a 22 year old daughter.

Wow..... The guy looks so young, I never would have thought.

Policeman be like:

Who Nassrawa lawmakers don epp? Since no light for house, abeg make I watch wrestlemania for here jare!

There's just something sexy about a man in a uniform.


(Nor be those twenty naira police uniform o)!

ibroziney:
HARD TIMES UNDER BUHARI NOT A SURPRISE.

No light, no water, no fuel, no food, no no no is the chorus sang all over the country at present. No doubt that times are really hard, but every man who sees beyond his nose can see a silver lining in the cloudy future.

The hope that keeps a pregnant woman going, is knowing for sure that the pains will be over after a period of time. This hope is what keeps her alive, strong and up and doing.

After more than 50 years as an independent nation, 3 republics past and 16 years wasted in an uninterrupted democracy, Nigerians for the first time elected a leader that didn't emerge by chance- but by a conscious attempt to being the president of the country.

According to history, no Nigerian leader had emerged from a conscious preparation to being a president except President Buhari.

Only President Buhari came to power with a conscious attempt to becoming a president.

He had plans with a task to building the country from scratch, by firstly identify the menace in the system and deal with it head on.

In every system, there is a critical sector that when fixed, other sectors will automatically fix themselves.

In the case of Nigeria, this critical sector is corruption.

Corruption is a lucrative sector in our system that is responsible for almost all ills and when fixed, insecurity will fix itself, unemployment will do same, power failure will exist only in history books, brain drain will turn the other way round, foreign investor and tourist will find home in Nigeria, and a lot more too many to mention.

Isaac Newton's 3rd law of motion states "to every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction" this law explains the hardship Nigerians are faced with today.

The action of President Buhari in fighting corruption provokes the reaction of the corrupt to fight back with equal if not more powerful reaction.

They are fighting back with their lives. This reaction is responsible for the hardship we are faced with today, but with little more time, am sure they will be defeated because they are the treacherous enemies of the state.

Buhari acted by implementing TSA, being a major step to plugging leakages, they reacted by changing their monies to dollars and starching them in suck ways, farms and villages.

This resulted in the scarcity of dollar and the free fall of Naira in the parallel market.

Buhari acted by reducing pump price by 50K and removing the controversial fuel subsidy, they reacted by creating an artificial scarcity, just to get back to the president with the people's anger.

Buhari acted by producing an unprecedented budget with higher capital expenditure, which gives hopes for better days, but they swiftly reacted by paddling the budget, trying to ridicule the government at the detriment of the masses resulting to delaying the passage of the budget.

Without a passed budget, it is always difficult to pay salaries let alone do anything significant.

Buhari acted by "unbundling" NNPC into 7 units for transparency and accountability, they reacted by cutting off fuel supply chains to power stations, throwing the whole country into darkness for days.

They will always follow the Newton's law, in an effort to bring back corruption while we will always be at the offensive to stamp out corruption.

A little more patience is just what is needed.

There is light at the end of the tunnel . Sai Baba!!!!

who you write all this long story for?

People only see results, not epistles of excuses.

Zombie O! Zombie!

Welcome to the other side, the scales have fallen off your foolish brain.

Please pass around the cure to your fellow zombies.

defash8:
I am happy to be among the Wailers from 2014, what the Zombies cannot see when standing is what the Wailers saw while lying

Belive it, Wailers rule! And Wailing is awesome!

At least we can cry and release our pain, while Zombies will be suffering and smiling when they really want to scream. Lol!

LMAO! So funny and yet sooooo true.

In Fela's voice .... Zombie O! Zombie (unknown soldier)

Boooohari will soon go and study Law by force, the tyrant needs to open the dictionary and search for these words "Human Rights Violation", " Genocide" and "ICC".

Reformed Military dictator his left Arse!

dboss444:
How long are we going to keep importing stuff? Nigerians has to look for a way to manufacture these things here so we can grow our own locally

manufacture what? You think manufacturing happens overnight?

Go and ask Dangote the policies that had to be put in place before his industry became successfully sustainable ove time.

Then factor in the lack of steady power supply, the unavailability of fuel and then tell me how a manufacturer will survive under these harsh conditions.

Capital nko? Bank loans are now higher, taxes are higher, forex is crappy, how will manufacturers access raw materials that are not readily available here in Nigeria?

You want to build a house but your tools and resources to do it are scarce or unavailable, how will that house be built?

I keep hearing diversification, diversification... And it's funny.

Boooooohari and his stiff policies are chasing away these same investors that are supposed to invest in the 'diversification' projects and some zombies are happy, hailing him.

Who will give you the necessary capital to ensure this 'diversification' actually happens when all of them are fleeing from our economy? Abi is the diversification from the budget also?

Funny.

Congratulations Booohari.

So it's white men that won't cheat?