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slimmy2005:
kiss my hairy behind. Tell your old hag mentor to thread carefully. Don't push people to the wall in the name of gossip.

the wall of lies they built for themselves? Tell your childish mentor to stop lying and bragging.... See as he fall him own hand, renting apartment. Lmao!

slimmy2005:
madam go and take pills for your cramp. Linda is getting served hot "asaro"

and you need a pill to hasten your maturity since you are obviously as childish as he is.

1miccza:
Hi can we talk tommorow??

sure.

I think I know that type...... with time you will get used to his attitude ...keep showing him love at your end sha..... Then pray and hope with time, he will be better.

You could familiarise yourself with things he likes to talk about,politics, sports, business? That could give you two something to converse about.


Some men are just that way, introverts. Stop depending on him to be as lovey as he was during courtship, occupy yourself with other things.

Hope you have your own source of income, so that the pressure on him will reduce a bit. That could help too.

Wizkid doesn't know he is fooling himself with all these childish stunts, Linda should ignore him.

uzoormah:
U again.. thank God u used ur head today..

i support u 100%

and surprisingly, you also used yours today. Miracles do happen after all.

cescky:
u and your famous black door

cute tho...

lol.... That's the best position to get perfect lighting in my house na. Stop hating on the door joh.

malailayi:
Please how does one know if he has hepatitis A or B

blood test, duh?

Touching... If we had more selfless acts like this,this country would have been a better place.

I was already smiling before I started reading sef....just booking space..... Lemme go and continue.

Modified

Chai,you almost make me burn my soup on fire because I was reluctant to stop reading.

Very good job, perfectly written and funny as hell!

How else are they supposed to act?

tinsel:
Your ignorance is legendary

lmao! You don't have any points to back up your claim and you dare mention the word ignorance? Fool, bye!

tinsel:
You said Ngige achieved nothing as a Governor? How old are you?

what exactly did he achieve, pray tell. Mind you I schooled in Anambra state during the time he was governor, so I know what I'm talking about.

Compared to Peter Obi, what exactly did Ngige do?

Lol, Adeshina keeps digging the trenches deeper and one of these days, Boooohari go fall inside yakata.

Duh? You don't need to tell us.....with people like Amaechi and Ngige who achieved no reasonable thing as governors, now appointed as ministers, we know that Booooharis selection process was far from credible.
It was a joke, in short, just like every other thing the dullard does.

mimopel:
Mouthgig?? ....in a christian marriage?? ...let's leave dat one....so wat exactly is Ur view...u think it's not bad??....

Wha is mouth gig?
.... Abeg make una nondey form over holy pass jare! God has given spouses authority over the other's body so what is there? Or is it mentioned anywhere that mouth gig is a sin?

You over holy pass people will be formulating sins for yourselves.

As for porn... I don't think it's good cause it has its bad effects and the holyspirit doesn't agree with it. There are tutorials on the internet that can help curious couples though. That is better than porn.

If you go through 'Every Woman' book, there are topics that address sex and all that. It's a good alternative to porn.

More lies from the staunted growth Kid. We know where Linda's 500 million naira house is located. Wizkid, wey your house, abi your mama house?

petkoffdrake2:
Haba madam, calm down... Na u the guy insult?? Y ur blood dey hot!?







Shuooo !

It's just annoying how some people talk trash to someone and think because the other person is older, they should be mature enough to let it go.

They are plenty here on Nairaland.

Yes oooo! Insalt those bloody fools who think they can yap trash from their shít brains. No copyrights for insults oooo!

Let's throw respect to one corner and dig it out, dirty!

Nonsense, Insalt and ingredients!

Lmao! Quickly will begin when kwanu? In three years time?

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Wizkid has proven himself from time to time to be a LIAR!

Not surprised.

[size=16pt]Zombies grasping at straws! How does Booooharis seat next to Obama put fuel in my car? Or electricity in my house.

If Booohari likes, he should sit next to the moon, that's the least of our issues![/size]

Lol, and some zombies believed he bought a house in LA? Who dash monkey banana?

He is probably moving to another rented house.

NFF fooling themselves. After they sack this one they will return to home based coaches.

go4goldnow:
@ PushPlay the message is recent but is not that they re still seeing each other.... the sex day was about 4 years ago but when the guy messaged her was recent to talk about the stuff cos the guy is eager to see her again but she already moved on but why she can't tell me about the guy is what i do not understand...

because she believes you will freak out unnecessarily just as you are freaking out now over something that happened four years ago when you two were not even together.

Since she isn't cheating on you presently, what's the fuss about?

This fat insolent buffoon thinks they will rule without critiscm?

Even performing leaders are criticised harshly but this buffoon expects the people to shut up and endure the hardships imposed on them by these useless leaders who are presently fumbling about, playing trial and error with citizens lives and no clear cut plans to address the pressing issues.

Femi Adeshina, w can see how plump your cheeks are getting while your belly is rounding up like stout bottle. This is why you have no idea what the people are going through, right? Enjoy while it lasts.

Tell your boss to buckle up or the wailing will continue, louder than ever.

thorpido:
He must have been watching and listening to women a lot.
You know how women say shoes and bag 'to match'.

lol, you might be right.

Who built the Gbariyin power plant on BAYELSA that is nearing completion? Is it Booooohari? Or Fashola?

Fashola has not told us how he will achieve the 10,000MW o. Na to promise empty promises dem sabi...

Promises with no road map to the promised land, that's why they end up going nowhere.

Chai, See as Booohari looked so lost, nodding head like agama wey English no be him first language.

You can obviously see from Obama's body language that the comment no come from him mind.

How can a president be doing well when his people don't have the most basic amenities available and can barely feed or take care of their families.

These people are politicians, they say and do anything to get what they want.

Ezedon:
how did he get it wrong

I thought shoes and belt were supposed to be the same colour, not shoes and bag.

SMH. I wonder how the OP knows all this, though the was a virgin that time?