₦airaland Forum

Lol! This government never see anything. A hungry man is an angry man, and then, an angry man is a mad man ooo.

Therefore people are going mad....

But I bet they all voted for change, they should enjoy it.

[size=16pt]This government filled with jokers have successfully turned this country into a complete Joke.[/size]

What else do you expect when we are living in the era of the tyrant?


Soon, anyone who cannot pay his bills will be thrown in jail.

E never reach to declare state of emergency on electricity yet? Or the steadily increasing unemployment rates? Or the businesses that are closing down? Or the increase in prices of commodities? Or the Nigerian Stock Markets? Or the over taxing of our incomes that are not even coming in anymore sef!


Rubbish! Boooooohari, APC and their dedicated zombies are useless!

Really why should a girl feel insecure sef? There's someone for everyone.

Not every guy likes heavy duty females and most of these likes are subconsciously influenced by pop culture. Before you know it, it will pass and something else would be the rave.

No need being insecure, there's someone for everyone.

dokunbam:
This NNPC problem is complex.

What is really the problem?

Shortage of forex to pay private importers.

Mtchew, no be dispute we wan hear jare! Na light we want.

Jeremyaaa09:
Don't you think we already did
I mean the 'disease' part of it (Dutch's disease)

Yeah, lol. I guess you're right.

But the cue I'm on about is how they managed their Prison system and prisoners by rehabilitating them back into the society.

I know we are still a long way away from it anyway as the first step to fighting crime is eradicating poverty.

Those who live by the sword will die by one also.

Nigeria needs to take a cue from the Dutch. As long as people are hopeless and frustrated because of poverty, crime will prevail in our society.

Anyway no one cares about the poor until they become the next victim.

olarhtunji:
what do u understand ma??

the relationship between April Fool's day, your birthday and your penchant for fooling around.

harmless011:
Fuel is now essential commodity in Nigeria, Buhari this is 2016 not 1984 reset your calendar please.

don't you know that we have been taken back in time? Dejavu!

I hope all this will happen before April 7th, because na wetin Kachikwu promise.

olarhtunji:
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Now I understand.

Happy birthday wishes to you.

OP, in marriage you don't bottle up your feelings. Talk about it to your wife.

Women are not like men, many women can go a very long while without the urge for sex. Also, due to house chores, kids and other things, we get tired and sex is the least thing on our minds.

Talk about it to your wife OP, don't cheat on her, it will make things worse and you will not still solve the issue.

Lol, zombies are so easy to swindle. I am still waiting for fuel and electricity.

Some men don't deserve your tears.... Pick yourself together and move on.

All these small children of these days sef.

LDKMF oooooo! Chai Nollywood. Whyyyyyyyy

I am so embarrassed for Nollywood. The actors, producers, writer and director who did this trash need to get correct spanking seriously. What the?

And some zombies, will lie they received light all day yesterday in Abuja. Till now, since yesterday, we are still in blackout. Pathetic.

Quit abeg, we don't need you. Since you became President of NFF, it's one controversy after the other.

CICERO09:
i can see clearly y uve being here on nairaland since 5 years ago checking ppl travelling by plane...go do something creative wif ur life nd stop writing boring stories dat would never mak it out of d publishing house ...my 5cents of advice given to u freely

Jobless and obscure little rat who will most likely live in obscure anonimity all his life with his stinky attitude. So jobless you have time to go through my profile. Anyway, I am done wasting time and giving attention to an irrelevant nonentity like you, so just crawl back to whatever disgusting hole your kind lives in.

Tiwa dey try with this her man child.

CICERO09:
crazy ass mofo

your generations past and the ones to come. All these little rats on Nairaland sef with deformed brains thinking they are talking to their mates just because they can access the Internet via cheap second hand phones and 10mb recharge bonus.

You better go and read for your junior waec, little asswipe and quit talking crap to your betters.

When Crude prices increase, zombies be like 'baba is working.'

When things get bad, zombies be like 'global conomic meltdown'

Rubbish.

CICERO09:
no its d name of my mums village buh u see forming has refused to let u knw

modified.

CICERO09:
even ppl dat avnt crossed d borders of otopko village will claim to hav seen a plane or even enter 1

lmao.... Is that your village? No wonder you people don't see planes that side, the name is enough to scare planes away.

Let's all dash OP some laughter to help his ministry a bit.

Obviously Okrika shoes and bag, see the weird colours. She won't dare to show how worn the soles of the shoes are but it's obvious from the top. They are not new

Not hating, just saying.

This is only part one of the story, waiting for part two.

Is true, Nairaland get plenty of them

Lol, same here. Although I try to look brave.