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Crime / Re: Customers Reportedly Kill Commercial Sex Worker In Jigawa by Respect55(m): 8:09am On Feb 28, 2022
DonBenny77:
Commercial sex worker still dey Jigawa?
Tell me about it
Go to Gujungu and see for yourself
Foreign Affairs / Re: Vladimir Putin Orders Russian Troops Into Eastern Ukraine Separatist Provinces by Respect55(m): 5:23pm On Feb 22, 2022
Russia shouldn't just provoke Nigeria.
Food / Re: Oyinbo Baby Relishes Eba & Okro Soup (Video, Photos) by Respect55(m): 1:22pm On Feb 16, 2022
Hope the child belongs to her husband undecided

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Crime / Re: 2-Year-Old Boy Found Dead In Kaduna With His Body Parts Missing (Photos) by Respect55(m): 9:37pm On Feb 07, 2022
Wasteland
Politics / Re: Desmond Elliot Celebrates His 48th Birthday (Photo) by Respect55(m): 8:23pm On Feb 06, 2022
Will u erect new toilets to celebrate ur birthday thou father of children?

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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri: Oby Ezekwesili Does Not Have A Beautiful Face. by Respect55(m): 10:10pm On Feb 04, 2022
But Oby is awful.
Travel / Re: Uche Elendu's Arik Air Flight From Lagos To Asaba Crash Lands At A Remote Area by Respect55(m): 10:26pm On Jan 12, 2022
Felimax:
Truly, only a fool say there is no God. A practical look at your fingers, you will marvel at the designer.
When the fingers are stretched they are not equal but on folding they become all equal. It did not happen by chance. It is universally so. No two human finger print is the same. It did not happen by chance, it is universally so.
Man builds and talks in virtually every basic shape and still ends up with lots of imperfections.
Yet, our designer builds in indefinite shape and all transcends into perfection.
Only a fool say there is no God!
My dear sister, I join you in thanking God.
So your own fingers are equal when folded or you just want to type?
Business / Re: Abdulsamad Rabiu Becomes Nigeria’s Second Richest Man, Now Worth $7.2 Billion by Respect55(m): 11:45pm On Jan 06, 2022
Benefactors of a rotten system.

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Business / Re: Widespread Cash Supply Shortage Persists In Banks by Respect55(m): 8:32pm On Jan 04, 2022
Zenithbank has failed to reverse my failed POS TRANSACTION since 24th of December.
Celebrities / Re: Uche Ogbodo & Her Baby Daddy, Bobby Maris In Loved Up Photos by Respect55(m): 2:09pm On Jan 04, 2022
I hope Tonto doesn't remember them.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Village Snakes by Respect55(m): 2:26pm On Dec 25, 2021
Those snakes actually ended up as peppersoup for my friend and his friends.

One more time, spare no snake anytime.
Nairaland / General / Re: Village Snakes by Respect55(m): 2:25pm On Dec 25, 2021
Juliearth:




Hmmmm!



Two Snakes at a go? Your friend is the realest MVP. By the way, were the Snakes making out?
They were just close to each other ut started creeping to different directions when we flashed them.
Nairaland / General / Re: Village Snakes by Respect55(m): 2:01pm On Dec 24, 2021
smartr:


The way your camera no clear, be like snake bite am cheesy
lol. Me wey dey afar zoom am snap and na for night.
Nairaland / General / Re: Village Snakes by Respect55(m): 1:59pm On Dec 24, 2021
teeshet:
am coming to your house 2moro
My friend took them to his house o. I don't eat that abeg
Nairaland / General / Re: Village Snakes by Respect55(m): 1:58pm On Dec 24, 2021
Jungleluv5:
Why killing the snakes now? Because they are in the village for Christmas too
Come celebrate with them
Nairaland / General / Re: Village Snakes by Respect55(m): 1:57pm On Dec 24, 2021
gasparpisciotta:
Some villages do not permit killing of snakes ooo be careful
Kill snakes before they kill u
Nairaland / General / Re: Village Snakes by Respect55(m): 1:56pm On Dec 24, 2021
specialmati:
cool cool ok so all the meat needed for soup and stew this season has been provided.now use the money you are suppose to spend on meat and chicken and gift your village people
I can never eat this.
Nairaland / General / Re: Village Snakes by Respect55(m): 1:55pm On Dec 24, 2021
Chuknovski:
cheesy feasts of snakes, national geographic channel will soon arrest una, lalatinz
I'm a ghost
Nairaland / General / Re: Village Snakes by Respect55(m): 1:52pm On Dec 24, 2021
FatimaAbubakar:
I dey shame for both you and your friend. So una open eye kill two snakes wey wan enjoy themselves based on fvcking things?
Wait till they nod u
Nairaland / General / Re: Village Snakes by Respect55(m): 6:20am On Dec 24, 2021
shilenji:
Why adders come plenty for your village like this.

In agbero voice: wole pelu change e, Frontpage 50naira
lol

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Nairaland / General / Village Snakes by Respect55(m): 9:59pm On Dec 23, 2021
Greetings friends. I'm back to the village for Xmas. So I went out today with my friend to catch some cruise. On our way coming back this night, we flashed at the big snakes. I parked, we came down and killed them. Though he did the killing alone. Lol. I was really frightened.

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Family / Re: Christmas Package A Mother-In-Law Gifted To Her Daughter-In-Law (Photos) by Respect55(m): 8:19am On Dec 21, 2021
MummyD2020:
My own na to gossip up and down with my name. Come see wetin ur mate dey do ooooooooo
It's obvious you are the problem.
Politics / Re: Lirwan Aminu Gadagau Shot Dead By Bandits In Kaduna by Respect55(m): 11:56am On Dec 15, 2021
Excellent
Nairaland / General / Re: What Calms You Down Whenever You Are Angry? by Respect55(m): 9:04am On Dec 15, 2021
I play the guitar
Properties / Re: Having Issues With My Landlady, I Need Your Honest Advise by Respect55(m): 8:57am On Dec 15, 2021
KiNg0G:


quiet your mouth, your own still dey your body.
after you bite her finish, you still get mind go open the well.

you won form jaguda bah.

it be like the woman pickin na small boy, left to me...na just me alone.


who give you right to go open the well for my papa compound when I lock, you go tell me.


the judging you judged na from your side.


I go still like here from their side.



because I definitely know, you went there to form vuga for person house when you dey stay.
you didn't go there to ask politely.

how you go fight person just now for him property, you still gather mind go open the well.



the woman pickin na small boy na make.

this one nor supposed to be police matter.
Are you just a retard or trying to be one?

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Crime / Re: 3 Headless Bodies with missing private parts Found Under Ondo Bridge by Respect55(m): 11:59pm On Dec 13, 2021
arthurwillia:
This thread reeks of tribal war, if sw retaliate now and call south East fraud sters now and cocaine lord, we no go hear word!
I wonder what’s the work of mods on this app
The highest fraudsters outa naija are from the South West.

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Family / Re: Why Are Some Married Women So Selfish And Wicked? by Respect55(m): 12:20pm On Dec 06, 2021
pocohantas:


You’ll be fine. Don’t forget to change your pillowcase regularly. They are a breeding ground for bacterias, even without teary moisture.

#PocoCares
what do you mean by bacterias?
Singular form is bacterium and plural form is bacteria.

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Family / Re: Why Are Some Married Women So Selfish And Wicked? by Respect55(m): 12:19pm On Dec 06, 2021
Any married woman behaving, blame the husband.
Politics / Re: Chidinma Ojukwu's: Trial Witness Tells Court How Ataga's Body Was Found by Respect55(m): 5:44am On Dec 01, 2021
Hope they don't sweep this under the carpet. You can't cut short a life and live yours.

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Crime / Re: Suspected Ritual Killers Allegedly Behead 10-Year-Old Boy, Remove His Intestine by Respect55(m): 10:34am On Nov 15, 2021
Why hand then over to the police?
Why didn't they lynch them before police arrival?

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Education / Re: Mirabel Obi, UNN Twerker, Attempts Suicide (Video) by Respect55(m): 9:09pm On Nov 10, 2021
They don't attempt suicide. If you really want to do it, you would be gone before someone comes by.

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