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soliddust2020:
Lmao. This one weak me.

There's just no guage to measure how much funny Nigerians can be

How about this?
Just to caution people from dumping refuse

If their papa catch u ehnn
My hand no dey

So this my bestie is on NL too.

You should have told me you love me na, why posting it on NL.
Oya meet me for my bed make we collide fast fast

Jiji no body fyn pass.
They all bracket

ITbomb:
I thought you were about to give him a better link for good quality teen downloads

No need sef, when I think about this 514mb, I feel like taking a break.

So I felt boring and decided to entertain myself with some p*rn videos so I downloaded an indian p*rn video of 2 hours with my hard earned 514mb thinking that I have made it but this idiots continued to dance till the video ended korokoro like this.

Ordinary kissing sef dem no kiss

Realist2:
I as I type, there are embargo in almost all Agencies, MDAs that certain persons should not be given employment, courtesy order from the top, those who lives in Abuja can testify.
Nigeria has never been so bastardized.

So I'm not the only one who understands this?
Apissi

Threw a boot at it and hit only a fresh air

14 years old boy and 14 years imprisonment
Looks like they go together

UchaNwababa:
No matter how it smells we men still love it

No matter what?

If some girls pull their pant ehnn, your phone data go off instanta

deomelo:
This is why even in America where you copied democracy from they say ELECTION MATTERS. The loser gets purged same way Trump purged Obama leftovers.

This is the standard practice so stop acting ignorant and brand new.

Don't talk of America when we are talking about how f*cked this country is.
America still boost of a much better system than we have here. Or do you wish to suggest another system of government for us

Masterppower:
Exposition 01


---A certain group of terrorists organised themselves for the sole aim of unleashing death on innocent Nigerians.


---The President tried at every given opportunity to convince the world that they are Libyans once armed by Gaddafi, avenging the death of Gaddafi.


---The president began to canvass that the ancestral lands of Nigerians being forcefully taken and given to these "Libyans" who invaded Nigeria.


---The people refused and instead urged the government to arrest and prosecute the Libyans killing them over their own lands.


--The people begged the government to arrest, prosecute, kill or allow them defend themselves against the "Libyans".


--The government warned that anyone who touches any of the "Libyans" will be arrested and prosecuted instead.


---They killed, killed and are killing.


---Each time they killed, a group of herdsmen under the name "Miyetti Allah Cattle Breeders Association" claimed responsibilities for the killings and at every point, they are given platforms to explain why they are killing with an early morning "tea cup".


---The President kept claiming the killers are Libyans, even while the Nigeria herders association claimed responsibilities.


---Five young men ignored the government warning and killed one of the "Libyans" while they were carrying out attack in their community and killed 48 persons. They were arrested, prosecuted and sentenced to death by hanging within a very short period.


---To avoid further attempt to kill the "Libyans", the armed forces of the government invaded the homes of all religious and traditional leaders in search of weapons. They found none. The idea was to dispossess them of all weapons of defence.



---The government went abroad to announce to the world that the only remedy to the killings is that all Nigerians must open up their lands to accommodate them and give unfettered access to their herds to feed on their farms.


---The people stood on their decisions. No going back.


---The government stood on her decisions. No going back.


---The killings continued. The few "Libyans" that were arrested after global cry were tactically released for lack of diligent prosecution. Note, the same government is the body responsible for prosecution.



---The "Libyans" were secretly called, given monetary compensation for their wrong prosecutions. One "height-challenged" Governor from the north couldn't keep his mouth shut. He announced the gesture in pride.



---The "Libyans" were encouraged. This time they bought more sophisticated weapons to kill. They launched several attacks, displaced citizens off their lands, took over those lands and renamed them. As at today, over 52 communities have been captured and renamed by "Libyans".


---There is a need to conquer more territories. They went for more.


---At a goal, the "Libyans" killed over 400 persons. The government spokesmen openly took over their defence. "You can't rustle their cattle, block their pathways and expect them not to kill", they told the world. "Leave your land if you don't want to live under the land", they admonished.
Now the twist:


---The government turned around claiming the killings are sponsored by opposition parties. They insist that they are political killings.


---A certain pastor decided to curse all those behind the killings.


---The opposition accused by the government are screaming "amen" to his prayers but the same government is calling for the arrest and prosecution of the pastor who is cursing "the opposition behind the killings".


---The government is going from one place to another appealing that Nigerians give up their ancestral lands to the "Libyans" and the killers sponsored by "the opposition" if they want to stay alive.


---In the twist, the government has, shamelessly, given us 3 different narratives:


a. The killers are from Libya who took over specific places in Africa to avenge the death of Gaddafi;


b. The herdsmen are killing because they need grazing areas for their herds;


c. The opposition, especially PDP are sponsoring hoodlums to carry out the killings for political reasons.


In its effort to confuse us and the world, the government has ended up confusing itself.


Now tell me why even a coconut head cannot process what's happening in Nigeria.


Anyway, my aim is to tell my story so history will not be twisted when it's needed.


Good evening!


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Very truthful
This write-up should be given credence by Wikipedia because information like this might get lost someday
Although posterity will judge and those of us who are aware will continue to tell our children and whole world the story let it be known from generation to generations

alen4smith:
what if they are sabotaging the system ?

Well, that will be good enough because we will be left with just one problem - how to mandate competent and efficient candidates who will ride in luxury to various positions held by APC candidates who share similar ideology

Ziggylady:
This is exactly how APC and their minions on Nairaland think and behave..So i am not surprised or outraged.

Very soon the gospel will change to give your life to APC or perhaps give your life to HERDSMEN

This is the dimension APC national chairman, Adam's Oshiomole is thinking towards. His brain must be in his a$s. I'm sure one day this APC will ask all members of other parties 2 come out and they will silence them forever but it's not going 2 happen because they wil leave ASAP.
A$$hole party with an a$$hole leader

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Do you expect this from someone like Adam's Oshiomole Just asking because the morphological structure and functions of government agencies should not be conflated with politics

Greenarrow01:
.Twitter pools and nairaland likes doesn't have a thing to do with election results and stuffs.
Most of the people participating in that pool live in ibadan Lagos enugu portharcourt and owerri.

I am pretty sure 90 percent of ekiti voters ain't on Twitter and nairaland.

On Sunday, through results wilk come out..
Also has anyone noticed one good thing about BUHARI..
He conducts more credible election than GEJ.

I love one Nigeria and I am committed to the country. Not it's politicians

90% of Ekiti voters
I think it still feels good to know that the 10% on Twitter and in APC still have few among them that knows APC won't win. Isn't that amazing?

Yes, because they left APC

As I just read the name lie Muhammad, I just stop reading further cos I know nothing truthful will end the write up

Bluezy13:
Scroll up, go through the very first post I mentioned you, trace our conversation down and tell me if this last writeup of yours makes sense to you.

Done scrolling through.
You misunderstood me in the first place, that's all I can see here

adewumiopeyemi:
Assuming am the man am going to sue the Nigeria police I swear..

My dear, don't pray to be the man cos some are not as lucky as he is to ever get justice. Many have died from unlawful detention and undeserved torture for crimes they knew nothing about

Bluezy13:
Don't wallow in intellectual mediocrity.
You don't need a gauge or measuring instrument to discern the echelons of corruption.
Common sense as well as instinctive moral values should assist your sense of reasoning to know that corruption is more prevalent in Nigeria such that it is used as a reference point in other countries.
Although I refuse to include statistics so as not to confuse your ignorance but a little visit to Google should also be your guide.

You must be really confused I see.
I made reference to the fact that a man was unjustly incarcerated for 6 years by saying this is Nigeria (where all forms of injustice thrives), and you quoted me by saying things like that happens elsewhere.
The question now is - should an injustice act be ignored or welcomed simply because things like that happen in other places?
And you are now telling me corruption has levels and blah blah blah.

I'm pretty sure you didn't read my reply before quoting me because I'm also emphasizing on the high level of corruption and injustice prevailing in the Nigerian society. You are obviously contradicting yourself here.

BTW, calling me ignorant is an insult and it makes me wonder how you were brought up to grow angry about little things.

Bluezy13:
Corruption is all over the world.
But there are levels of corruption.
And there is a higher level of corruption in Nigeria.

Stop wailing and allow understanding be your guide.

Higher levels of corruption indeed

I guess you have a guage that measures corruption so at what level should corruption be questioned? and at what level should it be ignored?

Your mentality clearly betrays common logic.
No wonder they corruption is corruption only when you are not benefiting from it

seguno2:
Everyone is a criminal, including Buhari the president

Kindly ask Mr Lie Muhammad. He knows better

engrelvis:
dnt mind him.Dis type of thing happen all over d world

blackaxe78:
So it doesn't happen in America?

Una sha go dey find any reason to condemn the country

Bluezy13:
Not only in Nigeria.
It happens all over the world.

All of you quoting me upandan, I have heard someone referred to opinion like yours as "WHATABOUTISM".
BTW,
I'm now wondering why we all criticize corruption in one form or the other since corruption is also a prevalent problem in other countries. I guess we should all keep quiet because everything wrong about Nigeria and her politicians is also wrong with somewhere.
Again

THIS IS NIGERIA where people are ready to defend any form of sh*t

As if the SARS officers sef no d smoke weed o.
The law is for the poor and helpless people sha

OK o. We av hie

This is Nigeria

No matter the criticism, Christianity has done more good than harm to Nigeria as a nation and the world at large. Quote me and fight with ur phone keyboard