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Most admired person ko most admired idiot ni mtcheeeew
Trump carry go jare

People are wicked o see how the thread long like nairabet over 0.5 ticket

Just to scroll to the end sef my battery don jump from 67%to 19%

Nawaoo person no fit follow una play again

aminu790:
you cannot help unless you are paid?

Is not dat I love money o.
I'm just asking if you want me to answer them for free

Kylekent59:
Very easy question.

Ar swear very easy kwesion

And you expect me to answer all these for free

Thegeneralqueen:
I don't no why most Nigerian men are thieves........ smh

Continue shaking your head until it falls off your neck.
My hand no dey

Haters are on their way.

Anything ikorodu ehn I go just weak

If we all led protests and agitations against our various state governors and LG chairmen, we won't be were we are today.

Dimples129:
She has a very high sex drive... It's not a problem, enjoy her as much as possible and let her enjoy herself by herself, when she wants...

In fact buy her mad bunny vibrator

Why do African men make something out of nothing when it comes to a woman's sexual behaviour

What did you just said?
He should buy her kini?

It's Only the beta version shows this UI on my phone

I think this question should be better asked at the bank where u collected the ATM � card.

Before you start saying some1 has scammed you.

Better still, you can come down to my house let's discuss it

So when will you be recruiting new apprentices

Nawa for dis gal o

After 5-6 years in a completely academic driven environment she couldn't deal with her view on religion.
She's not fit for the profession at all.
I wonder how she would handle things in a case between a Muslim and someone from a different religion

Homeboiy:
And what is wrong in using two hands to hold a glass of water?

Maybe it's against the constitution �

Shoedren of hate

They continue to promise this people that the money would be paid before the year runs out but today is 19th yet no sign to show they would pay them.

We are tired of this government of talk and talk abeg.
Everything they said they have approved yet nothing to show for it

This award should be given to Yahaya Bello of kogi state. He will definitely win it unopposed

End time father

I came across this on someone's Facebook page and ayam not understanding so I decided to share in order to verify these facts


HIDDEN FACT ABOUT GIRLS��!!
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SHORT GIRLS �- Talkatives, amebo (maybe because they are close to devil)
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SLIM GIRLS �- Lazy
(even to sweep na problem but they are very hardworking and creative when it comes to bedmatics, they can go 4-6 rounds)
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LIGHT SKINNED GIRLS �- Cheats
(they can have 8 boyfriends at a time and still claim to love� all of them. I wonder if their heart is an extension socket.��
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DARK GIRLS �- Too much make-up
(They can make-up� when they want to sleep at nights....And they will end up lookin like a doll..)��
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FAT GIRLS �- Eat too much�... When they wear skirt�... They'll sit any how but you won't see anything.��
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UGLY GIRLS� - Kills someone with love� (even when you don't love dem)��
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TALL GIRLS� - Unromantic (they don't even know how to kiss�.... try kissing these ones, they will pour salivap into your mouth� ...with their long legs)...
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I'm not too tall o���
I'm in my house� , Like I said I'm not strong please don't come today except you want to kill me✋✋✋✋���

Still ur boy Smart Boy

That is how they keep displaying their height of ignorance all in the name of trying to form atheist.
If you had dedicated the time you used to copy and paste this on NL to seek God sincerely you would have found him already.

GOV BELLO'S UNPAID SALARY KILLS ANOTHER CIVIL SERVANT


A director in the Kogi State civil service, Mr Edward
Soje has allegedly committed suicide by hanging
himself on a tree in Lokoja, the state capital .
News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) gathered on
Saturday in Lokoja that the dangling body of Soje
was found on a tree behind the mammy market at
the Maigumeri barracks, the Nigeria Army
Command Record.
The 54-year-old civil servant decided to take his
life barely 10 days after his wife of 17 years gave
birth to a set of male triplets in a private hospital
in Abuja. The couple had been childless before
then.
Soje, a Grade Level 16 Officer in the Kogi State
Teaching Service Commission, was being owed 11
months’ salary arrears as at the time he took his
life.
He hailed from Ogori town in Ogori -Magongo
Local Government area of the state.
He had before killing himself travelled to Abuja and
left a suicide note for the wife who also works in
one of the federal ministries.
“Psalm 121:3 God will not suffer your foot to be
moved: He that keepeth you will not slumber.
Amen. You and the three boys, the God Almighty
will keep you and prosper you, amen. I love you,”
according to the suicide note.
Confirming the incident, the state police command
Public Relations Officer, ASP William Aya said that
the dangling body of Soje was found on a tree
behind the barracks at about 5:55 p.m on Oct. 16.
Aya said that the Divisional Police Officer in charge
of Area D Division received information about the
incident from the military intelligence office in the
barracks.
“Police moved to the scene, removed the corpse to
the morgue of the Federal Medical Centre, Lokoja.
Investigation is still ongoing,” Aya said.
The police spokesman said that nothing was found
on the man to help trace his address and family.
However, a search party organised by his relations
and friends, found his corpse at the morgue of the
hospital on Friday, Oct. 20.
Family sources said that Soje had before the
incident been going through a lot of financial
pressure due to non-payment of his salary for 11
months by the Kogi State Government.
He was among thousands of civil servants being
owed between two and 21 months’ salary arrears
by the state government.
As a way out, he was said to have sold his only
car and a three-bedroom bungalow he was
building at Otokiti area of Lokoja.
The building which was at lintel level was sold by
Soje at a giveaway price of N1.5 million in April to
meet urgent family needs, it was gathered.
According to the sources, Soje’s financial woes
became compounded when the wife gave birth to a
set of triplets through Caesarian operation in a
private hospital in Abuja on Oct. 7.
The deceased remained in the hospital to look after
wife and children until Oct. 13, a day before the
naming ceremony when he decided to come back
to Lokoja.
On getting to Lokoja, Soje went straight to his
bank to collect the remaining N30,000 in his salary
account with one of the commercial banks and
thereafter informed the bank in writing about his
decision to close the account.
He immediately left Lokoja for the hospital in Abuja
where he rejoined his wife and handed over the
N30,000 cash to her.
On Oct. 14, Soje and wife were joined by two
pastors and few relatives to perform a brief naming
ceremony for the triplets in the hospital.
He later left the hospital on the pretext that he
wanted to pick few things from the wife’s
apartment in Abuja with a promise to come back
quickly.
But Soje did not return for hours and did not pick
any of the many calls made to his telephone line, a
development which forced the wife to send
somebody to the house to go and ascertain what
was happening to him.
The person, on getting to the apartment knocked
the door severally but no response and decided to
call his telephone number.
On hearing the telephone ringing out from the
apartment, the person was said to have knocked
severally again but no response, this made him to
seek the assistance of neighbours to force the door
open.
When the door was opened, the people were
shocked when they saw Soje’s telephone handset
placed on a suicide note on the centre table in the
sitting room while he was nowhere to be found.
When the wife was informed, she quickly contacted
some people to begin a search for him in Abuja
while relations and friends in Lokoja were also
informed of the development.
Efforts made to locate him did not yield fruit until
relations decided to visit hospitals in Lokoja, the
decision paid off eventually on Friday, October 20
when the corpse of Soje was found in the morgue
of the Federal Medical Centre, Lokoja.
A member of the family said that the management
of the hospital explained to them that Soje’s
corpse was brought in by the police, who found it
dangling on a tree.
A member of the family, who spoke on condition of
anonymity, described the late Soje as a “very quiet
and lovable human being. “
He said that some members of the family have
been sent to Abuja to break the news to the wife
and refused to answer further questions.

Shoedren of hate everywhere.

But polithiefcians d receive all kinds of allawee after leaving office abi

No b only second term na second semester.
Mtcheeeew

Josephjnr:
Make you self think am,where food go dey wen the snake nogo fit leave wen no be belle?

Yeah. I reason am

Nbote:
Bloooood of Lalaaaa oooo!!!! On d bed?? Even in my dream I'll relocate from dat house talk more if if happened in real life

But the snake fine na. Why relocate?

Josephjnr:
Oboy,I dey see am for picture and I still dey fear for here. But wait o,shebi dem say our first and only instinct when it comes to snake matter is to run or kill? Why dis catcher let the snake go? Abi em hide give Lala for back? Invite 9ja snake catcher,na fear em go carry cum,e go break every glass and wooden tin in the house before em catch dey snake but the good tin be say,if em catch the snake,na to apply Butchering Maneuver introduced by Prof. La.....La in 1968.

I for answer ur kwesion o but afraid d catch me.
I'm thinking what ur r thinking Sha.
There must be a link between La......... and the snake catcher.

I laugh where dem say

the snake was placed in an area with “enough food supply” to keep it happy.

No be only happy.

Meanwhile, I hope I won't be ban for posting a picture of a snake dat hasn't been killed yet cos I heard a mod in this forum love to see dead snakes