Mine happened to be when a lady that I was wooing some years ago told me on April 1st that she has agreed! I told her welcome to my world, but she told me April fool! The matter no funny sha because the babe set die.

Me answering a fake slay queen.
Slay queen: baby can I have your numbered?
Me: no baby, you cannot have my numbered, but your days are numbered. Lols

The way *graduates* are spewing thrash online makes me feel as if they all bought handouts and engaged in immoral acts to pass through school: simple rule like, thou should not generalize, you can't follow.

Wow! I know most of these lecturers are not having their children in such schools, so they don't care about the students nor the quality of education.
Let other schools take such a bold step too.
Please the issue of handouts should be scrapped altogether.

Today na today.

rexwalters:
He has a British passport so they are not compelled to hand him over,but best believe no where like home,when he gets tired of running say in like 10 years time,he will hand himself over to the Federal High Court for further prosecution,Justice delayed is never justice denied.

Okay.... Thank you for the insight.

XhosaNostra:
I was inside a taxi once when all of a sudden my stomach started churning & I got all sweaty. I knew it was a bad case of a stomach bug. I had to go! It was so urgent, I almost used my handbag as a toilet. Needless to say, I got off the taxi & ran into the nearest house to use the loo. I couldn't even see clearly, that's how terrible it was. I walked into this house & asked to use the toilet, without waiting for a reply I found it by myself. After I was done doing my business, the embarrassment & shame set it. It took me about 30 minutes to summon enough courage to walk out. I sheepishly made my way to the sitting room, quietly introduced myself & apologized for the intrusion The mother was very nice & understanding, fortunately

Lols. That's from Kuvukiland.

Please let me have the number of that her friend: I need to ask her some questions.

If the Nigerian government want to get him delivered here, they will use international politics to persuade England.

Na so e dey start o

Nice job dear governor..... Health is wealth

Mine will be practicing kungfu moves and shouting like bruce lee after watching any Bruce Lee or Jackie Chan's movie like drunken master.
Another one: hiding of offering money and using it to buy snacks the next day in school. Lols

Feminist on the prowl. Looking for a weakling to either steal, kill and destroy.

Next level jail term.

So why not go to that same church and give your own testimony?

E be like say one ambitious mumu guy don beg her for nudes or money or sugar mummy levels. Lols

E be like say one ambitious mumu guy don beg her for nudes or money or sugar mummy levels. Lols

This is good news. I believe starting at this time means the road will be completed under his administration.

Op, you must carry your cross! Shebi when she show for your crib the first night, you been dey feel like don for women affairs! Once again, OP, I say carry your cross.

Hmmmmm.... May His soul and the souls of all the faithfuls departed, through the mercy of God, rest in peace. Amen.

Na just to read the headlines and move ahead.

Imagine Giroud celebrating a world cup victory, when Messi has not done so. Anyways, such is life.

All the best to the candidates. May this year's admission not show you pepper.

The poster above me though.
What is he saying? Perhaps he is one of all these die- hard Arsenal fans.

Get well soon dear shot stopper.

APC will win some more and PDP will win some more.
Please, is that a neutral statement?

We have started again with the massive likes on Nairaland, and at the end it will come to naught.
I can again bet here that more than half of the people clicking, commenting and writing heavy grammar did not vote because turnout was just 47%.

Once bitten twice shy. The next lady in his life should expect nothing like public proposal.

Nobodyperson:
The baby looks like all these failed abortions.
The eyes won't close.

Haaa......this is evil. That child is innocent of your bashing.

Please seek advice from experienced people on marital issues. She is quite different compared to most other ladies who won't mention the nature of relationship(s) they were having with the people she invited.
However, keeping close contact with them is way too risky.

Yeah! Now I can see the difference between * stunning* and *beautiful*

How can a bad thing bring a good thing? Shift make I hear word abeg.