TheMoniker:

This wife of a retard won’t comment on the killing of his fuçktard husband’s killer squad (sars)

laraoge:
*clears throat*( wish i could do this with my sonorous voice) Yes if u ask me! Its one of my selling points.

Are you are a (witty)kind of guy who feels more comfortable holding intelligent conversations with a female strikes him more than requesting for a "pix" almost at d beginning of a chat. Pls holla me @ leeroykztoge@gmail.com

If you do monosyllabic chatting, pls don't bother.
That's cool

Herebriefly:
Hello:

I had to do this with an alternate. I'm female. I'm here to find a friend and if you're wondering what the hell happened with my offline friends, I'll say nothing happened.

We still talk but relying on them for motivation never worked out for me. It's alright if you're struggling with a lot yourself, its going to be a very mutual relationship.

I need someone who'll push me to be the best I can be, personally, I'm good at motivating others but I have a lot of things I need to get right in my life but not just motivated enough these past few months.

If this is you, please send a pm. I don't need a fvck buddy, a boyfriend, a sex chat pal or anything related to such. I just need a friend, I'm either just too introverted to go out there and fish them out or they're simply not easily found out there.

A plus, if you're witty as well. I can be very witty with the right people. And if you need someone to talk to and share stuff with, you can count on me for that. I know little about a lot and you could gain from my knowledge even as I tap from yours.

Location does not matter. We'll be chatting via calls and whatsapp.

I'll prefer males above 28 but it's alright if you're female and you want in.

Lastly, I'm not looking to leech off on anyone.

Thanks and no rude comments.

All right ma'am... Kindly contact me on Whatsapp: 08066621894. Remain motivated.

lilianofentse:

driest joke ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

graciously03:
I envy your courage dearie

enemyofprogress:
Muslims go just dey take hijab dey pretend and deceive themselves like sey dem no dey chop prick

BlacSmit:
Since its between Nigerians, the Indian government should let them settle themselves based on our local law