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Health / Re: Chinese Man Dies Of Hanta Virus Infection by Retrography(m): 11:52am On Mar 24, 2020
[quote author=Humanoid01 post=87720069]Another one? China don drop another single o.[/quote

Hmmm.... Back to back hits.
Politics / Re: 35 Nigerian Governors, 15 Ministers Purchase Dubai Properties - Sahara Reporters by Retrography(m): 4:25pm On Mar 21, 2020
Which governor is remaining?
That's the one we will vote for come 2023.
I suspect it will be Governor Zullum of Borno State.

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Romance / Re: I'm Giving Out Recharge Cards To 20 People Who Can Get This Correctly by Retrography(m): 4:12pm On Mar 21, 2020
Enemyofdarkness:
Today is a good day so I feel like dashing out something but everything comes with a price lol.

So I'm giving out recharge cards to 20 persons here that can get this

Cup number 7.
Crime / Re: 34 Cultists Arrested In Akwa Ibom. 51 Secret Groups Banned In Schools (Full List by Retrography(m): 1:39pm On Mar 21, 2020
drizslim:
Niger delta = Cultism
Arewa youths= Terrorism
Oduduwa= Fraudulent
Igbo's= Entrepreneurs
Middle belts= Lost sheeps

I'm in my house coman beat me or quarantine me!

Entrepreneurs like "Invictus" the wire mail fraudster.

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Religion / Re: Observe Prayers Online — CAN Tells Churches by Retrography(m): 10:44am On Mar 20, 2020
[quote author=heartbraker post=87598423]CoronaVirus Humbles World Religion And Exposes Their Weakness[/quote


Oh Atheist, since since the Corona is from nature, why hasn't nature provided the cure for this and many other diseases?

Or

If you believe in science, is it not a shame on science which claims to proffer solutions to problems? Why have they failed to do so?
Ordinary virus...... Mtshwww
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye's Mother's Grave Decorated (Photo) by Retrography(m): 9:25pm On Mar 18, 2020
First it was the Governor of Akwa Ibom with an expensive cemetery for his mother, then comes Dino, it remains Governor Hahaha Hello of Kogi state.

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Romance / Re: What Qualities Do You Look Out For Before Agreeing On A Date? by Retrography(m): 9:31pm On Mar 14, 2020
laughitall:
there's mr man ... Jesus his even slim

Haaa �‍... Aunty how you take know?
Na you touch his garment for Bible abi�
Celebrities / Re: New Photos Of Jet Li At The Premiere Of 'Mulan' Movie by Retrography(m): 9:28pm On Mar 14, 2020
Mateen1000:

I guess you didn’t watch Twin Warriors

U’re the first person I’ve seen dat didn’t put dat movie in Top 3 Jet Li’s Movies

Hahaha.... Without twin Warriors, there's no Jet Li.
Chin bo and Jun bo
Are you here to fight or you are here to dance?
Jet Li: I found my new style called Tai chi.

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Food / Re: FG Closes Haufei Restaurant & Mall, Chinese Restaurant In Lagos by Retrography(m): 9:22pm On Mar 14, 2020
Oh my God! Why do we have educated fhulls in Nigeria? Once you open a business--- you are duty bound to render that service to everyone that comes.
To those ignoramus half-baked graduates saying *you have to respect their company's policy*
Please receive *positive sense*

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Romance / Re: Marriage: Look At The Smart Strategy Men Now Use To Avoid Mistake (pictures) by Retrography(m): 11:03pm On Mar 13, 2020
Chizuru01:


You mean that Jesus is Illegal ? Because tracing back to his linage history, You will see even Prostitutes.

Please, Children are gift from God regardless how it came

Take it easy young man, the lady that you are responding is a Muslim.
What has Jesus Christ got to do with your shallow response?
Being an atheist doesn't mean you should behave without courtesy.
Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan Visits Aisha Buhari In Aso Rock (photos) by Retrography(m): 12:06pm On Feb 19, 2020
Sunofgod:
Hopefully she'll give Aisha some tips on being a first lady.....as opposed to a woman only there to occupy the other room!


You also forgot to mention how she intends to teach first lady how to receive gifts amounting to millions of dollars.
Politics / Re: Hundreds Sleep On Maiduguri Streets For Fear Of Boko Haram by Retrography(m): 12:03pm On Feb 18, 2020
NaijaRoyalty:
It wasn't this bad under PDP government

Too bad that BUHARI led APC governemnt ha destroyed Nigeria beyond repair .

No pity felt here tho, because we warned Nigerians against reinforcing a failure like buhari and his APC for a second term .

They've destroyed our country .

Be sincere, who did you party present to contest in that particular election?
I hope it's not what I'm thinking though.
Crime / Re: 17-Year-Old Boy Arrested For Sleeping With 15-Year-Old Girl In Lagos by Retrography(m): 9:05pm On Feb 15, 2020
Onyi22:
Did d guy force her?
Was she tape?
Since they are lovers n they both agreed before engaging themselves, y should the boy be detained?
Both of them should be detained n sentence to prison

Rape does not only mean using force to have intercourse.
When a minor (less than 18years) is convinced to have sex, it is known as Statutory Rape*
That is why it is risky having sex with anyone who is below 18years because the story can turn against you.
Religion / Re: See 8 Most Controversial Issues In The Church Today by Retrography(m): 4:19pm On Feb 02, 2020
As a Roman Catholic, all what you've have raised are not issues at all because following what is written diligently in the Bible and based on ancient practices, such issues does not qualify as *controversial*
For instance: Abortion is simply murder.
How can semen which is alive become dead? When the Bible says: even before you were formed in your mother's womb, I knew you.

Remember, all sins begins with a logic.
The d3vil used logic to deceive Eve.

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Phones / Re: How To Make An Emergency Call When Phone Is Locked by Retrography(m): 3:28pm On Feb 01, 2020
AdamsAbubakar:
Vital Information That Will Definitely Save Lives

VERY VITAL INFORMATION

We the youths of today are fond of putting password/patterns on our phones which makes it difficult for someone to access it in case of unfortunate situations like phone loss, sickness, accident or even death. But with these few knowledge I'm going to share, perhaps we can save ourselves and the lives of others also.

STEP 1

When your phone is locked, it normally shows enter password, under it you will see emergency. Click on the emergency, then you will see emergency information. Click on the emergency information (2 times). You will see a pencil icon on your extreme right, click on it to edit.

STEP 2

Then enter the contacts you want to save as emergency. You can put as many contacts as possible but I advice you save numbers of active people who know you very well (Family/friend).

Now these contacts you have saved can be called even when your phone is locked without entering your password.

NOTE:

To call a number under emergency, you must repeat the process above.

A soul can be saved through this.

FEEL FREE TO SHARE WITH YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY!

Thank you for this.
I'm happy that Nairaland has been approving educative posts since the days of Amotekun.... Not those posts like: blah blah blah step out for icecream with her daughter and baby mama.
Sports / Re: Rio Ferdinand On A Media Tour In Lagos, Visits Computer Village (Pics) by Retrography(m): 3:20pm On Feb 01, 2020
OndoFirstBorn:
Ex-Manchester United player Rio Ferdinand visits Computer Village, Lagos.

Ferdinand was brought to Nigeria by Guinness and has been going on a media tour.

https://twitter.com/MobilePunch/status/1223299405211688960?s=19

Phones wey go miss today ehn.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Single Guys Ready For Serious Relationship by Retrography(m): 12:48pm On Jan 28, 2020
snowkween:
Join whatsapp group for hook up ...100% free.. https:///CMykhigYUA1DmUbBQEWZ4r

Please add me up: 08862198021

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Family / Re: How I Got Married With Just N28,900 (my True Life Testimony) by Retrography(m): 2:57pm On Jan 12, 2020
SecretSpy666:
I registered on this platform to tell my story and encourage other Nigerian youths who may have humble background like me, not to give up.

I did one of the craziest wedding in human history. I can’t stop laughing now as God has changed our story

COST OF THE WEDDING IN DETAIL:
Statutory marriage (court wedding) – took place in December, 2015

The court wedding was contracted at the marriage registry of Kano State, opposite Emir Sanusi’s palace, Kano municipal. Here are what I spent:
1) Wedding Certificate fee N8,000
2) Wedding ring N1,500
3) Clothes for the wedding for both of us (including sewing) N13, 600
4) Two crates of multina N5000
5) One carton of Digestive biscuit N600
6) Transport for both of us (kake napep) N200 (to and fro)

Total: N 28,900

No reception

Few invitees and no much celebrations


TRADITIONAL WEDDING:
I spent about 35,000 including clothes.

HOW IT STARTED

I was posted to Kano for my NYSC in 2014 August, Batch B. I fell in love with this beautiful lady and we had similar historical background. Before I completed my NYSC, I got admission to Bayero University for my master degree programme (march, 2015). I didn’t have what it takes for marriage and there was no help from anywhere. I really wanted to dump her and focus on my study but she never let me go.

She told me she want to go for master too, we hurriedly applied for her during the late application period, she was lucky she got admission to study community health. She took me to her parents who are based in Kaduna but are from Okrika in River state. Her parents are educated and gave me good advice and encourage us to get serious with our studies. The father told me to pay N5,000 as bride price and I spent about 30,000 for a very quiet traditional wedding.

In Kano, we live in a single room (self contain) opposite Bayero University gate, going to school together. I started a part time teaching with Al-Furkaan Science Academy with 18,000 salary and also work it for her to be teaching there too for 15,000 salary. The school management did not know that we are couple. Some teachers there were even trying to talk to her….
After our coursework, as if God was waiting for us to complete the coursework, boom!!! I was called by an agro allied company based in kano for interview. I applied online for the job. I got the job and we were both happy!!!

Three months later, my wife got a job with an NGO working in communities in Kano and Jigawa. Not long after, we moved to a two bedroom flat and got a car. We had a baby boy now and building a house in Otukpo, Benue state.

THIS IS MY TESTIMONY……
Start little and God we increase it…
I was so ashamed then and the people laughing at us them are now coming to begg us for money and support.

Now my wife is saying we should do a flamboyant, expensive, and gorgeous church wedding and invite all the people we invited during the low-key court and traditional marriage...and invite all friends, foes and all the people laughing at us at that time....
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin ;gD grin grin grin grin
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Wow! This is fantabulous!! God bless your new home.
I'm super impressed because the lady is from Rivers State.
When will this type of wedding happen in IMO State?�

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Romance / Re: Prophet Selling Love Portion To Singles, Married Women: God Hates Divorce by Retrography(m): 10:29pm On Jan 10, 2020
Hahahahaha..... Hahahahaha
Pets / Re: Parrot Screams For 'Help', Neighbor Called 911 And Cops Show Up In The U.S(Pics) by Retrography(m): 5:08pm On Jan 06, 2020
After some nonentities will say that white men usually mind their business. If they mind their business, do you think they will be developed as they are right now?
Politics / Re: Bode George Indicates Interest In Running For President In 2023 by Retrography(m): 8:30pm On Jan 03, 2020
seunmsg:

https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/race-for-2023-presidency-begins-as-bode-george-indicates-interest.html

Just imagine what Jonathan caused!
Is this man supposed to be free, let alone aiming to contest for the number position in Nigeria.?�
Investment / Re: Invest And Make $5 - $10 With Your Smartphone by Retrography(m): 6:14am On Dec 28, 2019
alkene007:
[color=#006600][/color] Little drop of water will make a river over time. Imagine if you can make as low as $2 in day at the end of the month, you will have nothing less than $60.

I have been into various online investments, but i can vouch for this.. it pays.

This is not ponzi or get rich quick, all you have to do daily is complete task on your smartphone or pc.. chat me up on 08169130821.

Serious minded fellow only.

solomonpistis01@gmail.com
Investment / Re: Loan/help by Retrography(m): 6:12am On Dec 28, 2019
[quote author=Uczillion post=85277006]Am in Urgent need of money to pay up hospital bill, my mum had Diabetics foot ulcer had taken her to the hospital thought that was going to be a minor issue unfortunately she lost the Foot and was Amputated.

I need 100k to pay up this bill couldn't work this December due to her health she's fine now would be discharged soon.

Would pay back the money late January as soon as salary is being paid.

Sorry about that bro.
May God link you up with a wonderful helper. We thank God your mum is alive and hearty.

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Business / Re: Get Paid To Give Away Free Ebooks To People. by Retrography(m): 5:57am On Dec 28, 2019
hamlak:
I earn money by creating eBooks which I give out free. These ebooks makes me money.

How you may ask?

I create ebooks to solve a particular problem online. E.g. How to Set Up a US bank account
for your Online Biz. (This is actually the title to one of my free eBooks).

After creating the ebooks, instead of selling them, I give them away for free.

What I do is insert my affiliate links in the ebook in very subtle ways. When there is a
purchase via the ebook anytime, I earn a commission.

Below is the screenshot of the earnings from one of my free ebooks.
The amounts in circles is just a little less than $2000.00. I know for some, it is not much.



But at the current exchange rate to the US Dollars, that is about =N=725,000.00 from just a single ebook.
Imagine if you can have 4 of such ebooks making you money round the year.

The method is actually very passive. The only work is to give out the ebook. The ebook does the rest.

I want to teach 20-50 people here how to do this. I am forming a Whatapps group for this. You can be a
Nigerians, Ghanaian, African, European, etc. Anyone can do this.

I don't have much time for people who are not serious and yet complain they cant make money online.
Making money online takes dedication and a lot of hard work before you start to see some results.

I know they may be one or 2 persons here who I have taught this and who made their first real income online
from it.

If interested, you can send me your mobile number to add you to the Whatsapp Group that I am creating.

You can send me a sms - my line is +233 23 206 4374. Just say 'Add me to the group" and include your first name or nick name.

This is just a way of giving back to my fellow Nairalanders who are languishing in the midst of abundance.
Yes the Internet has created unprecedented opportunists for everyone around the world. You can create
your own employment. I have worked online since 2006.

Cheers!


Solomon... 08066621894
Business / Re: Online Sales Rep Needed Urgently by Retrography(m): 5:54am On Dec 28, 2019
segzybank:
Few days to go and 2019 is gone
Will you rather remain iddle doing nothing or step into 2020 with side hustle that can make you rich if taken seriously

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We do free delivery within Lagos only and it's pay on delivery
We offer warranty on all our laptops and iphones
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You can negotiate your own price as well
We have a WhatsApp group which makes everything so sincere and open
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Politics / Re: LIRS Shuts Down Portal That Exposed Tax Payer's Data After NITDA Intervention by Retrography(m): 5:49am On Dec 28, 2019
This is a mis-step.... No single country is free of it. Let's learn to downplay some issues.
Politics / Re: Makinde: I Will Break Toes To Serve My People by Retrography(m): 6:17am On Dec 27, 2019
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