Implication.. is when you see your old schoolmate at ikorodu and he hails you with BADOO

Bro just disappear cos running won't epp u

naijacarlovers:
A car parked stationary under the sun can have temperatures shoot up drastically and also incredibly increasing the temperature of its contents. This singular reason is why it is extremely unwise to leave living beings like kids or pets in the car in hot weather.... Children have been killed like this at several times all over the world. So don't even think it's restricted to particular regions.




Culled from www.naijacarlovers.com

Hi we used to be friends on fb and I had u on my whatsapp two years ago, but somehow I lost your phone number and also my fb got Revamped..... Please let's hook up, I was even thinking of redesigning your blog for you for free.... Let's talk! Send your number here sureinfoweb@gmail.com

soberdrunk:
Is there any part of the 'Nigerian constitution' that says when you are caught stealing you must be stripped 'unclad'??

I mean, C'mon Nigerians eh... I don't really know what they enjoy in such act, I think anybody caught stripping anyone off their clothes should be arrested - It's totally a stupid act & it's just against human rights... God bless you my brother for seeing the wrong in this act, in as much as I'm not in support of STEALING but this kind of treatment is totally uncalled for.

Lol! So I just saw this now, someone on Facebook went to eat at this popular eatery that most of us know & he saw this!

Adanna86:


Dear I never blocked u badbelle tins reporting my account efulefus smh inbox me

wow.... So right now you are no longer on Facebook?

Adanna86:


If this is you obinna you deserved it!

Am not Obinna, this is Turner Andrew, I can't even remember us putting up a quarrel I mean the last time we had a chat we talked about how I missed our long phone imo messenger call conversation.... I didn't offend you o.... And I'm not Obinna

Meanwhile Adanna86 I don't know how or what I did to offend you oh.... But you have chosen to block me everywhere again! Hmmmmn nawa o

7h-30mins I called Netherland

Sandydayziz:
Ah neva knew...


Can only recall d love letters i got... with the beginning always the same... "i hope all is well if so glory be to God"

Hahaha...... Lmao! Lack of creativity by most guys ruined love....

sinaj:
Learnt how to read nd write in 2009
Xo I dunno it

Chai Baby Sinaj yaff killed me lol

klassykute:
talk tru

Yes boss hehehehe, ayam talking thru

Good morning N'Landers! just to start your day on a brighter and lovely side, am taking you back to see if anyone actually recalls this text message.

It's a single text format but comes in 2 variant..



1.) Dearly you love I say to just u stressed I that realize to annoying very it find will u....... CONFUSED? read the message backwards slowly.



2.) Care I say to just u stressed I that realize to annoying very it find will u....... CONFUSED? read the message backwards slowly.


Believe me this text message meant a lot back in 2005 - 7 & 9 then...... Share your experience and drop the text messages that made you go gaga back then or even now

Chiefly:
As funny as this might sound, two months ago a model approached me to coach her for a pageantry, at my leisure time i did and ladies and gentlemen, here's the winning price. Truth is as little as my spare time i had to tutor her, i actually feel like trashcan , waste bin, i feel useless, dilapidated and corroded for the time spent. Ok, that aside, she has to pay 100k to claim that "car", they tried to start the car and it didn't come up, she was told to get a new battery, according to her the form was 4k. That car also needs panel beating, then the "organizers" had the effrontery to warp the seats as per "tear rubber" or? ... Did she tell them she wanted to open driving school? #stopdefraudingyoungnigerians

Culled from @babaahmithe 's instagram page.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BLJKJmUAhiD/?taken-by=babaahmiteh&hl=en

Bro please can we talk via whatsapp? Kindly send your number here for safety reasons sureinfoweb@gmail.com

ritababe:

no alligator in Africa? are you serious?

Yes ma, there are no alligators in Africa

Sijo01:
Creative!
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All this ankara that you will wash and you get a different colour thereafter.

Don't use detergent, use bar/toilet soap

lazeal:
why did you apologies? You fork up. Never do that next time!

who be this one?

Adanna86:


Mtschew I dey vex blocked you everywhere lol. Okay I unblock and add back

ha! Nnem, thanks for accepting my apologies, you are so sweet at heart.

Chai! Nnem Adanna86 this could be us

#MODIFIED

SERIOUSLY Adanna86 I did not call you on Imo in darkness on purpose, please 4give me

HoneyBee23:
If I hear say she say NO

Abeg I don ripe reach,who will come n propose to me

Any tribe allowed

hahaha, you're very funny.... Anyway I like you let's hook up as friends

So you don't offer to start up businesses without reg? Assuming the niche of business does not necessarily need registration initially e.g. Coconut oil production.

I don't know if anyone here can assist in pointing me in the right direction concerning where I can purchase coconut oil processing machine in order to produce the colorless form, I have tried searching online but no tangible results were shown, please I reside in Lagos & I need just the medium size for domestic use. Thanks in anticipation

Vanessa88:
All these questions, Is she in the witness box?

hahaha..... Except the guy is dumb or a ctrl+c kinda guy, why would he ask all 15 questions? Lol! These are just options. Meanwhile I love your glasses

Adanna86:


First n foremost success is your portion, wishing you all the best with your career and lots of money in the bank iseeee!

Secondly you can add me on Facebook, my signature is my fb link.

I'm in oyinbo land New Zealand hence my +64 no.

more money in the bank? Hehehehe..... Cool tho. Anyway I have sent you a direct message on Facebook hopefully you get it in your inbox or check your spam or filter message folders #Name is Turner D Andrew and lets talk more there

sinaj:
here I am dearie
Anything for me?

Hi so you show.....! How things my dear?

decatalyst:
Nice idea...Op

However, I think just one question can break the ice with a guy or lady with a good sense of humor.

Please our ladies, you are suppose to flow and contribute! It's not a structured interview!

Bros I tell you ehn.... Our or should I say most of our ladies are not trying at all... Chai

You know your #thread has gone viral when crazymommy shows up on your topic & comments hehehe..... sinaj where @thou

Gabreal1:
When you get high a little on a date, you wouldn't run out of things to say or ask...

hahaha Bros that's not a safe way to go about it o, what if you start mis-yarning?

hahaha.... Most girls try to play diplomatic on the first date lol!
But try not to rush her, be romantic & sensitive to know when the questions are boring or not resonating..

I'm not a dating advisor or expert in any way, but in my opinion I think this dating site did a good job in the compilation below as regarding the kind of safe questions you should ask on your first date with someone.... You're free to agree, disagree or add yours.


1. Who has been the biggest influence in your life?


2. What kinds of things really make you laugh?


3. What’s your favorite place in the entire world?


4. Who is your best friend? What do you like about
him/her?


5. Favorite movie of all time? Why so?


6. What’s your biggest goal in life right now?


7. What is your favorite way to spend a Saturday?


8. Do you have any pet peeves?


9. What was your family like growing up?


10. What were you like as a kid?


11. What should I know about you that I’d never
think to ask about?


12. Did you—or do you—have a nickname? What’s
the story behind it?


13. Who was your favorite schoolteacher or
college professor? Why?


14. Have you figured out your calling in life? What
is it?


15. What do you hate most about the dating
process? (Tell me so I can avoid it!)

Adanna86:

I'm half

nice to meet you, how are you doing?
(hopefully we can hook up on whatsapp or Skype)
I'm a self development coach, and a freelance writer... What about you?

To me ivyy makes my day..... Staring at her dp satisfies my soul....

Adanna86:
Lmfaoo she doesn't want him to tink she easy, she showing she in control lol my sisters are like that shaa that why I'm laughing at the pic.

Aiye.... You're Nigerian?