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@Kimba

You are a very sad person and I feel quite sorry for you if the truth is known. You use every possibility to attack people with your hysterical long winded posts. You use every possibility to knock people down with your bible bashing hysterical rhetoric.

What is wrong with the question 'Is God both Male and Female'? It is a totally acceptable question and I can not understand why you have to be so upset.

The real danger lies in people with your mentality, people who have no personal thoughts or opinions and hide behind quotes from the bible at every opportunity. What is wrong with questioning past events and trains of thought?

God may be watching me, but he is also watching you and your pathetic actions within this thread.

It may be a weird question to a brain washed sin monger like yourself, but for those members of this forum that have free spirits and open minds it is just a process of discussion and learning. Nothing more, nothing less.

God made us in his image, next you will be telling us that people that think for themselves were made by the devil! You take yourself too seriously and you should try to relax and calm down a little.

I think you should put your bible down for a few hours, find a nice girl to relieve your frustration and take a well earned rest. 

Don't misunderstand me, I admire your dedication, but you need to chill out a little

Come and visit us at the Kinky church and we will enlighten you as to how wonderful God's World really is!

Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Is a fraudster and a fake.

Oh what a mighty Jesus we serve! He is alive and is in our midst at Christ Embassy

Do you really believe that Jesus only shows himself at events organized by Pastor Chris?

Why are 10% of Africans dying of AIDS? Why is there no cure for cancer and a thousand of other ailments that afflict us.

Where are the miracles when these problems are involved. So you all pointed towards the sky and the storm disappeared! Wow, what an achievement  Why not point at Africa and cure all the sick people and children.

You poor, simple people! Life has become so bad that you have to get your kicks from a fraud like Pastor Chris!

When are you going to wake up and see that millions of people are dying every year. Where are these peoples miracles?

I suppose you are going to tell me that they deserve what they have and they must be sinners!

This really is utter bullshit and I feel very sorry for the supporters of such confidence tricksters and criminals like Pastor Chris

That is because it is absolute nonsense! Miracles via television?

Could have saved her self a trip to the UK

The UK could save billions of pounds a year funding the health authority! Just need a few con artists in suits preaching and of course a TV, I think not

@ Babymine

Eating any dairy produce before you go to sleep can give you terrible nightmares!

Cheese is the worst 

I dreamed I had an interview with God.

"So you would like to interview me?" God asked.

"If you have the time" I said.

God smiled. "We have until your alarm clock rings.
What questions do you have in mind for me?"

"What surprises you most about humankind?"

God answered,
"That by worrying about the afterlife,
they throw away their one real life,
sometimes literally by trusting prayer instead of medicine,
or flying a plane into a building full of infidels."

"That with thousands dead from an 'Act of God',
they flock to churches like flies to a bloated corpse."

"That with all their fantastic science,
and libraries full of great literature
they still think glurge like this is profound"

God's hand took mine
and we were silent for a while.

And then I asked,
"As a parent, what are some of life's lessons
you want your children to learn?"

"To learn that to make someone love you,
make them feel guilty for your sacrifices.
and if that doesn't work,
make their life hell."

"To learn to forgive by killing your own son,
but don't forget to blame the Jews."

"To learn that it only takes a few seconds
to kill those you love,
but three days to bring them back."

"To learn that a rich person
is not one who works hard,
but one who knows how to make a buck
off of cheap sentimentality like this."

"To learn that there are people
who say they love you dearly,
but really hope you burn in hell
because you have more sex than they do."

"To learn that two people can
look at the same thing
and see it differently,
but it takes religion
to make that into a long bloody war."

"To learn that it is not enough that they
forgive one another;
they must get a priest to do it."

"Thank you for your time," I said humbly.

"Is there anything else
you would like your children to know?"

God smiled and said,
"Just know that I am , only a dream."



© Rev. James Huber, (james@jhuger.com)

God said, Let us make man in our image , male and female" -- implying that God is both male and female and that men and women are of equal value and importance.

What is your view?

Stop eating cheese before you go to bed

It could also be that without 'Christ' that my name is 'IAN'

@ Barikade

I am not preaching another anything. I mention specifically Jesus and no other person!

The question was and still is:-

Was Jesus an extraterrestrial? i.e. not of this World?

I do not want to shake anybody :-) I would not mind a few of the ladies shaking me though!

If you beleive in this ridiculous claptrap then that really is your problem. For people to put their faith in these false criminal prohets instead of seeking sound medical help for their ailments is a joke. Just makes me laugh allot, seeing these pathetic sheep being turned on by a businessman or should I say confindence trickster in an Italian suit.

Ask him next time to cure Africa of Aids! Lets see how well his does? Ask him to perform his magical miracles on all the sick people in Nigeria. The hospitals will be closed tomorrow if he is really capable of what he claims.

From this point of view Africans are living in the dark ages. They are very easily led and manipulated. That is the real tragedy.

As for the photographs, thank you for posting them but you are a little wrong in your attack. The older gentleman is my Father. Reverend Felcher Snr. You see, unlike KIMBA at least I have a Father 

Quote as much of the bible as you like. It does not stop the fact that many of you follow like lambs and are too frightened to question the reasonong and reality of our World or what we are told is right or wrong.

N.B  KIMBA, you do not have to write in big CAPITAL letters. This is what 419 scammers normally do in their scam letters. Are you a 419 scammer?

If you are not, then you can stick to normal font sizes!

I still personally believe that this is a dangerous hoax and that these so called miracle workers are greedy business men who are exploiting simple people who are looking to escape from the miserable daily existence.

You can get the same electric feeling at a football match or any other large event where there are many people!

If you are sick then you should go to a Doctor and not a false prophet in a suit who pretends to be able to perform miracles!

Problem is that people are very easily led, just like sheep. This is just another case of this human peculiarity!

Strange to see that Dr. Mike signed up to this forum just to praise Donnie

The gospel of St Matthew opens the New Testament with a frightening visit from a skyborne being who descends from the starry heavens to proclaim a sensational message to terrified shepherds attending their flocks:-

Let's say that the creator of our universe ( the metaphoric god) is a planet or a first universe. After the creation of man on the earth he decides man needs some direction and sends over a human projection of himself at the speed of light to artificially inseminate a women of good morals(Mary). The son is born does a world of good and then sacrafices himself. He disappears after the body is put in the cave by coverting into light and traveling back to the creation part of the universe (heaven).

Could Jesus be an alien?

Fluffy !

I love you really and I do not want to see you angry or upset. Smile :-) Easter is coming and just think of all those chocolate eggs 

What does 'dicusting' mean?

Fluffy, you should attend the gathering!

Maybe Pastor Chris will perform a miracle on you enabling you to be able to spell correctly

PASTOR CHRIS - Criminal, posing as a man of God!

Primitive Business

The reason why Pentecostal churches are making waves in Africa is their emphasis on miracles and faith healing. Africans are suckers for magic, miracles and paranormal claims. Evangelical churches now capitalize on that. They promise divine healing and instant solutions to all problems – poverty, hunger, failure, diseases, accidents etc. Pentecostal pastors claim they can make the deaf hear, the blind see, the lame walk and the barren give birth to children. They tell us they can raise the dead, make the poor rich and the unemployed to get jobs. Africans are therefore trooping to Pentecostal churches in their millions mainly in search of their miracles.

Another reason for the apparent boom in Pentecostal Christianity in the black continent is American support and influence. The Pentecostal movement originated in America. It arose in the early part of the 20th century in reaction to modernism. And with the growing decline in religious belief in America and the entire western world, evangelists are looking to Africa for converts, for followers and disciples. Most Pentecostal churches in Africa therefore have American connections. And they receive millions of dollars in aid from their American counterparts who want to ‘bring Africans to Christ’. Luis Bush, a cousin of the American President George Bush and one of the leading evangelists in the US, supports missionary work in more that 30 African countries. Other American evangelists. Benny Hinn, Todd Bentley, Oral Roberts and the German evangelist Reinhard Bonke, sponsor miracle crusades across the continent.

Pentecostalism has therefore become a thriving business in Africa. In fact it has become the shortest route to wealth and affluence for the continent’s teeming population of unemployed youths. Local pastors employ all sorts of means, tricks and techniques to exhort money from gullible folks (as well as foreign friends). They use this money to build magnificent churches, erect costly apartments, and buy luxurious cars and aircrafts. They live ostentatiously while their church members live and languish in poverty, misery and squalor.

Criminals Posing as Men of God

The most stinking and revolting aspect of the evangelical work in Africa is faith-healing. Most Evangelical pastors in Africa are now faith healers. They claim to have powers to cure all diseases and solve all problems. Recently, Gilbert Deya, a self acclaimed archbishop from Kenya, got himself into trouble. He said he could make infertile black couples give birth to miracle babies. But police investigations revealed child theft and baby trafficking. Some years ago, a Nigerian pastor Temitope Joshua – of the Synagogue of All Nations – announced to the world that he could cure HIV/AIDS. But his claims were later discovered to be all fake and forgery.

In 2001, the German evangelist, Renhard Bonnke, was reported to have raised somebody from the dead. There have been a lot of such indiscriminate claims of miracles and divine healing by Nigeria’s televangelists and doomsday preachers – Chris Oyakhilome, Enoch Adeboye, David Oyedepo, Helen Ukpabio, and Matthew Ashimolowo etc. These faith-healers use the money extorted from miracle seekers to mount billboards and sponsor radio and television programmes advertising their miracles. Last year, the Broadcasting commission in Nigeria had to ban the transmission of miracles on national television. Faith healing is the greatest threat to scientific medicine and health care delivery in Africa.

Claims of divine cure and healing cannot be reconciled with the dire health situation in Africa. Africa has the highest infant mortality rate in the world. And millions out there are still dying of preventable diseases like malaria and tuberculosis. According to the United Nations, 6000 African children die – and 11,000 get infected with HIV/AIDS every day. And if indeed there are people with supernatural powers to heal the sick, raise the dead and cure all ailments, why are Africans suffering and dying; why are human beings suffering and dying?


Extracts from Levi Fragell’s speech in 2000 at the Council for Secular Humanism’s Conference in Los Angeles. Levi Fragell is Chair of IHEU’s Committee on Growth and Development, and former President of IHEU. As a young man he was a Pentecostal Preacher but soon lost his faith and has ever since been warning against the dangers of Pentecostalism.

I am sure that you could ask Pastor Chris to suck yours. That would definitely be a miracle worthy of broadcast on television and maybe bring in a few more viewers and money for his pocket

Jesus supposedly went into the temple and overturned the tables of the merchants. He said "It was a place of worship, not a marketplace for men to make money"

But it seems that it is now absolutely acceptable to give these rich, corrupt, fat cat preachers your cash. Because God will be pleased and that's what he would like us to do!

Bullshit!

Take him out can mean many things, ethical or non ethical means should be employed. When you are dealing with cancer taking an aspirin is not going to cure anything. You need to cut it out surgically and make sure nothing is left!

Unfortunately I can not see a bloodless revolution in Nigeria and I also can not see any of Obasanjo's henchmen giving up their positions without a fight. But what are a few corrupt officials in the face of over 100 million dissatisfied Nigerians, People power has to be the way, But then you have the other problem, THE MILITARY!

They would surely become involved, maybe not on the side of Obasanjo, but on the side of their leaders!

Nigeria has such a huge potential! It is very sad that these people are allowed to rape and plunder the Country whilst others starve and live like beggars.

I am British and I personally think that we should take out Obasanjo. He is a common criminal and should be treated like a rabid dog! he is no better than Saddam Hussein or any other dictator!

I say it is time that the Nigerian people stop suffering because of this corrupt criminal!

Corruption, laziness and apathy are so inherent that it will take some miracle of epic proportions to drag Nigeria out of it's decline.

Those few rich, greedy, corrupt fat cats such as President Olusegun Obasanjo and the rest of the Nigerian Senate should be put on trial immediately and imprisoned.

The oil revenues should be used to fund a five year plan to bring Nigeria into the 21st Century by building a modern infrastructure and improving the lives of Nigeria impoverished people.

Corruption has to be completely stamped out. The lazy criminal elements that sit in internet cafes all day sending 419 letters have to be dealt with severely. Nigeria has to be seen as taking drastic steps by the rest of the World to clean itself up.

This will need a strong leader and plenty of determination. I hope for all your sakes that this will happen very soon