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Very True Zatoichi

I've always wondered why these miracle performers can't go to all these hospitals that abounds with people, especially, children with deceases, deformities e.t.c.

Because it is fake and a trick!

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Pastor Adeboye predicts that Easter will come this weekend and that Satan created Olusegun Mathew Okikiola Aremu Obasanjo the green monkey manipulator of Lagos!

Fantastic

Which is the Joke?

1. God is punishing us?

or

2. Green Monkies caused Aids?

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Toshmann!

It was a joke

We are both wrong about the population of India. Here are the official figures:-

Population 1,027,015,247

Males 531,277,078
Females 495,738,169

Did you know that 25% of Indians are under 15 years old!

250 million spotty kids

Yes, but there are only 750 million people living in India :-)

Why should I know better when the scientific consensus of opinion is that beastiality between man and green monkeys are thought to be the source of the AIDS virus. It is a very well known fact!

I am sure that it was not caused by Brazilians taking monkey sex tours to Zaire !

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I can not beleive for one minute that the church will have or exercise this right.

Next you will be saying that there should be new leper colonies created. If a church will not marry a couple with HIV then they are not a real church that should be attended by Christian followers. They should be closed down and bulldozed.

No, but I have seen the pictures on the news!

Poor green monkeys

Sorry, I do not beleive in that bible mumbo Jumbo!

What relationship does a person having a blood transfusion have with the blood donor?

Odeku

I was not suggesting that Nigeria should be re-colonized! I am just saying that Nigeria would have faired far better if it had kept
stronger ties to the UK. Not as a British territory, but maybe an independent protectorate.

At least then the oil wealth would had been shared among the citizens and there would not have been 9 military governments since 1960.

I also don't think it was the British that taught the Nigerians how to sit in internet cafes the whole day sending out 419 scam letters :-)

As for the palm wine, what does it taste like?