₦airaland Forum

Colourich:
Get yourself a job first.

I'm self-employed girl, i'm my own boss. I know you are still a slave for someone earning peanuts monthly.

Silly girl, you think because I frequent Nairaland always makes me jobless? I only laugh out loud at your sillyness.

DONADAMS:
lol..I swear.. some no get shame oh...just hi whats up? and she's saying she not cool..asked why she said cos of her project.. she needs money for her project.. you can imagine...


another one..after chatting for a while her replies became slow..asked her why, she said she was out of sub, I should sub for her...person wey we never chat reach 10mins..Some girls no get shame

Them plenty I swear, bunch of lazy and broke girls.

Rexnegro:
not enough bro , get up to 5hk ...

Oh. have you traveled there before

Colourich:
Keep hoping into my mention, don't go and find something doing with yourself. Jobless boy.

I can employ your lineages, you dirty, stinking, Mannerless, broke, useless, demented and nonsense thing.

1.Your tommy is bigger than your ass but u are there shouting you will only date a guy with six packs. My sister, you'll remain single until satan repents


2.Watching TV with a village girl is cool until she throws stone at the snake on the screen


3.*Lesbians are very Confused how can u buy Vibrator for 7k Wen Dick Is Free
*


4.You have checked 25 girls in 1month and
no one has agreed. Can't you see
womanizing is not your calling.? Why not try
evangelism??


5.ME : "what is photosynthesis ?
SLAYQUEEN : "Actually, photosynthesis is a photo app used in editing a photo in a synthetic way"


6. Nigerians will apologize for insulting you
before they actually insult you E.g
"I'm sorry but you don't have sense"


7. You will take 30minutes to wet a girl,voom! Uguru(harmattan) will just dry her up in one seconds
This life is hard I swear


8.I KEEP WONDERING WHY JESUS DID NOT INCLUDE WOMAN AMONG HIS DISCIPLES.


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Samswags9:
Not Sure You'd Ever Come Across Him

Lol nigger that I've met several time, no be Lagos again

Colourich:
If given the chance, I will prefer to be the one to pick the money that will be sprayed at me on my wedding day, I don't trust people when it comes to money, especially my money.

That's if you will get married, because I think you will never....

Divay22:
We must not Fùçk that night.
We can be counting our money and be gossiping about who ate and drank most

Olo... complete it.

Colourich:
Otedola should adopt a male child, atleast that one will have sense.

Nonsense

Rhemy2013:
It's been a while here

My love killing it as usual.

Of course it's not a crime, but in Nigeria it's a crime.

Don jazzy when you go marry self

Wuraola01:
Alright oh .

Have a nice day.

greatnaija01:
brotherly am loyal o... thanks am just doing my bit to ease the BUHARI-JUBRIL tension online o

Lol

Wuraola01:
Lol.

Thanks. Tho you came late

Don't mind me jare, I was busy offline.

greatnaija01:
thanks for the MENTION.... now lets address this with some wisdom sprinkled here and there.

FIRST, understand that most intelligent guys love to have friends who are LOGICAL.... and I'd say you fit that profile.... BUT over time "just friends" become STRONG FEELINGS.... so whats the solution... RUN YOUR TESTs on him.

FIRST TEST.... ask him for candid advice about a guy you are interested in dating and how the guy has been disturbing you for an answer... let him know you plan to say yes but you do not want to sound desperate..... BOOM!!!!! do not listen to whatever he says... JUST WATCH HIS REACTIONS FROM THEN ON. He may change towards you SLOWLY or DRASTICALLY.

SECOND TEST..... wear a RING... then when he asks you tell him you just started dating some nice guy.... HIS REACTION WILL BE PRICELESS.... then you will now tell him how some other guy you met on facebook got angry that you are now in a relationship but he had been a friend without being MAN ENOUGH to tell you his true intent so he lost.... i HOPE YOU GET?

THIRD simply never include him in your own plans and see how he reacts in the long run.... then let him know you love people who are straight forward and you are not interested in any relationship right now.

FOURTH (my best).. download an app for FAKE CALLS and set the time of call and the NAME OF CALLER to HUBBY/LOVER/SHUGA/MY WORLD.... and ensure he is with your phone at the SET TIME and let it ring in his hands.... then you watch his reactions when it rings.... IF HE PICKS then JEALOUSY has been born... IF HE GIVES YOU THE PHONE... PICK IT AND TALK ROMANTICALLY AND SAY OUT LOUD THAT YOU ARE WITH A "FRIEND" then walk away to discuss and laugh.... JUST 5 MINS is enough for him to get the message.


IF THESE FOUR METHODS DO NOT SMOKE OUT THE RABBIT meaning expose his hidden logical intentions then he is DEEP and you should RUN... but if it does, then watch if he will still be a friend after knowing you are in a "RELATIONSHIP" and if he maintains the friendship.... without budging... HE IS A KEEPER.


errrm Wuraola01 DO NOT APPLY THIS FOR ME O... else I will block you on whatsapp for 9 months then join MFM for your matter

Wuraola01 this guy said my mind, I don't think I have to give an advice again.

MyAmericandream:
try Rwanda

Nope. maybe some other time

I hope you know I don't give a damn

demo4ril97:
There was this particular lady who was requesting airtime of N500 from me barely 24hrs of meeting and exchanging numbers. I bought N1000 airtime scratched off half of the airtime and forwarded to her on whatsapp as image just for her to know I bought the card.

Immediately she saw the chat she quickly sent me a msg in seconds LOL someone that takes an average of 15minutes to reply even when she's online, asking why I did not scratch it off completely.

Then I told her to load her own half of N500 and I will load the other half since it was N1000 airtime I bought.

Hahahaha serves her right, bunch of hungry girls.

Tamarapetty:
You tag them hoes so why chatting with them still?? Why don't u just stick to foreign ladies and save yourself the stress? Bashing without proof

She was the one that chatted with me not the other way round, she initiated the chat first, and besides I don't need to prove anything to anyone.

I can post screenshot if I want to or not, try and advise your fellow Nigerian girls they should desist from begging, it's just shameful.