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Romance / Re: So difficult to find a nigerian Girl you can take home to mama in London by reyes4eva(m): 10:33pm On Mar 29, 2006
U must be very intelligent!
Romance / Re: So difficult to find a nigerian Girl you can take home to mama in London by reyes4eva(m): 10:30pm On Mar 29, 2006
Admin,why change N*aija to Nigeria?
It makes ma comment look so dreadul embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Romance / Re: So difficult to find a nigerian Girl you can take home to mama in London by reyes4eva(m): 10:25pm On Mar 29, 2006
I stay in London and i don't think Nigerian chics in London are that bad. Majority of em r materialistic but all gals are whether white or green.
The problem seems to be the "independent thang". Nigerian guys in Jand don't have the type of control they were used to in Nigeria because Jand babes are independent. They make money and can afford to do many things on their own. U take a chic to the cinema and she's ready to pay 4 her ticket. How do u xpect such chic to say amen to all the guy says? Its quite impossible.

Moreover,London is a country where the power of a woman is too awesome. I have been thrown out of ma own house before because ma girl/f called the cops and i was asked to sleep in ma mate's crib. Such things will never happen in Nigeria so such scenarios prevent Nigerian boys from going all the way to take a Nigeria chic to momma.
A typical Nigerian chic also fronts too much for 'em own good. They waste a BROTHER'S  time and space whereas gals from other race and ethnicity are always ready to go. We just do the math and take the easier path!

All these facts coupled together makes it quite rare to see a Nigerian dude taking a Nigerian chic to Momma.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Now Has First Option On Fabregas!! by reyes4eva(m): 7:39pm On Mar 29, 2006
@ nightrider,
R u a gunner?
Music/Radio / Re: Who Owns An Ipod? by reyes4eva(m): 2:56pm On Mar 29, 2006
I have the video Ipod. Its the best thang that happened in the fall of 2005. The device can hold abt 15,000 songs but i have only managed to download 2000 songs on it.
It's a man's toy and u can never go wrong with this device.
Rap Battles / Re: 50 Cent vs Ja Rule: Who Raps Best? <caution> by reyes4eva(m): 11:40am On Mar 29, 2006
@hucarson,
This is anutha gut-ripping lyric for R.U.L.E. disciples. U gon' leave bodies in ICU by the close of today.
Thumbz up son. U got GAME.
Anutha round 1 K.O. for Murder Inc Retards.
Spikelord is a gay and i know ur history.
I wld send the hounds at u in Lagos to eat ur dead braincells. Stop ur ass-kissing. Stop hiding behind Menikes and pluggin ur manliness into his anus.
Come out with ur own lyrics and lets see ur versatility.
My dawgs r biting u heard with strong canines. Whatchu u gon' do about it.
We r the G-unit soldiers and we wld rip out any bastard that thinks otherwise.
Scuk ma muthafcuking cocks u lose
Eat a fat manliness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Romance / Re: Found Fiance In Bed With Junior Sister by reyes4eva(m): 2:06am On Mar 29, 2006
@ Grizzly,
I have been labelled an outlaw for speaking ma mind. Everybody wants me dead all of a sudden. Most of em on this thread believe i was responsible for Banke's predicaments. What will double 0-7 do in my shoes. Surrender or fight back? I guess the latter is everyone's choice.
Ma bad for using em strong words on the thread but sometimes u have to hit where it hurts cos jealous ones still envy.
Ya feel me?
Stay focused and watch how the dramam will unfold.
Rap Battles / Re: 50 Cent vs Ja Rule: Who Raps Best? <caution> by reyes4eva(m): 1:19pm On Mar 28, 2006
@ Jackal,
Thatz what i am talking about.
U just served the killer-move.
R.I.P to em muthafcukerz;They deserved to DIE.
Rap Battles / Re: 50 Cent vs Ja Rule: Who Raps Best? <caution> by reyes4eva(m): 3:19pm On Mar 27, 2006
Thanx ma homie,
Menikes just wrote bunch of rubbish one cannot even undastand. Spikelord,Greed and other pussy-niggaz think the lyrics was dope.
U cant blame them, Most of em are school drop-outz.
I wont reply em until they come out wiv something doper.
I dont consider this a challenge whatsoever.
Let em lick G-unit Ballz.
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG-unit is on top.
Rap Battles / Re: 50 Cent vs Ja Rule: Who Raps Best? <caution> by reyes4eva(m): 1:21am On Mar 26, 2006
The Jackal brings the sickest DRAMA,
Fierce enough to pierce the thickest ARMOUR
I smack MENIKE who try to suck  50's DICK through a CONDOM
MESSING with FIDDY is something I wont do
My only concern when I approach  U, is to roast SPIKERUDE
I smoke GREED and whoever you standing close TO
And make every MURDER FAN in your crew deny that he knows YOU
Defeating, niggas like segal STEVEN,
Putting SPIKELORD, positions to prevent 'em from BREATHING
I'll make GOTTI question any and everything you've ever believed IN
By peeping your deepest secrets like psychic READERS,
What's the matter with YA'ALL, I splatter YA'LL
Against the mutha fuckin WALL with these raw lyrics I CATAPULT

Bleep y'all you don't impress me and no one can TEST ME
KIDD and I, MCs so ill, I got AIDS and u retardz are scared to catch ME
All that shit you poppin will STOP, when I put you in a HEADLOCK,
And apply pressure until I crush your mutha fuckin NOGGIN
I grab GLOCKS and push MURDER INC to the LEFT
So fast JA's heart end up on the right side of his CHEST
My hypothesis, is that nobody can see THIS
Lyrical genius, I got it sown like a seamsTRESS
But if GREED wanna battle, I'm DOWN,
If you got 9 lives, I'll take 8 of them off your hands right NOW
Step up and get your BALLZ cut from ear to EAR
If you survive, then you can cover your scar with a BEARD
I'm the illest from LONG BEACH to the new Jerusalem BRIDDICKS
Any MURDER ROACH who ain't feeling my shidick can suck my DIDICK
You need to QUIT IT, if you ain't SPITTEN
More than 80 bars per MINUTE cause you ain't in lyrical FITNESS
Kickin' BORING RAP with metaphors that's WACK
All of y'all mutha fuckas need NORDICTRACK
To get ya WEIGHT UP, fuckin with THE JACKAL you get ATE UP
Get beat down and SPRAYED UP, just for bringing G-UNIT's NAME UP
Been rockin longer than MURDER(ed) INK twice my AGE
Back in the days before BOB MARLEY was rockin a FADE
Before HONEST ABE signed the paper that freed SLAVES
Before neanderthals was drawing on walls in CAVES
I EXISTED, in the garden of EDEN gettin LIFTED
Stickin dick to EVE before she was ADAM's misTRESS
Before CHRIST created christmas, I been in lyrical fitNESS
The JACKAL is spitten till' he's spitLESS
50 bars of total sickNESS, you wont forget THIS
I'm puttin' every wack MURDER INC FAN alive on my shit LIST
Verbally vicious, tele-connectically GIFTED
Took you a MINUTE, to EXHIBIT that I'm sick wit IT
Now you tell me who you think is damaging SHIT
Going once, going twice
Sold to that nigga name TOMMIEKIDD
TOMMIEKIDD plus REYES, and THA JACKAL
Hopping out the huey helicopter to SUEY CHOP YA


Tommie, i think nailed the coffin of em MURDER inc PUSSIES.
The wackest crew to come outta new york.
Wankstas and Bastards
I ma let u rip 'em if they attempt to reply this venom-spewing LYRICS

Fucking Crackheadz
And this is just the beginning u fuckin MORONS
This aint BRAINS over BRAUN
This is BULLYs over fuckin PUSSIES
C'MON Biaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatches(SPIKELORD,GREED AND self-servicer MENIKE)
BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rap Battles / Re: 50 Cent vs Ja Rule: Who Raps Best? <caution> by reyes4eva(m): 12:58am On Mar 26, 2006
Whoever wrote this lyric shld be shot. These lyrics dont even rhyme one bit.
I am gonna take side with the G-unit crew.
Jackal and Tommie, pls i want ur alliance.
Lets kill these muder inc roaches and hand em a can of ass-whippin'
I dont care if em mothers is pregnant, we will eat em raw.
Bring it on,GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG-UNIT(The CREAM crew)
Romance / Re: Found Fiance In Bed With Junior Sister by reyes4eva(m): 6:13pm On Mar 25, 2006
@ mamaput,
Thanx for adding valuable information on how it is done in Germany. In England, U wont be allowed to go for D&C the 3rd time from the same GP.

@RonkeD,
Ur example hasnt disprove ma point. U said u know a doctor who prescribed an abortion twice. But twice aint THRICE!!!!!!!!!
Try and always read between the lines before u comment. I dont know all y'all from Adam so we have no reason to trade words. Everyone is allowed to voice out his/her opinion on this site irrespective of age,sex,religion and race.
I might be young but i am cock-sure u cant match ma intelligence,wits and experience.
Learn to respect others.
I'm out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Romance / Re: Found Fiance In Bed With Junior Sister by reyes4eva(m): 3:36pm On Mar 25, 2006
Ur GP wont issue the certificate of abortion after the 2nd time.
Unless the woman travels out to anutha country to have it done.

Banke's story has so many flaws to qualify it as a true story.
Dont believe it.
Romance / Re: How To Break Up Nicely by reyes4eva(m): 3:18pm On Mar 25, 2006
I suggest u practice OPEN RELATIONSHIP like Will Smith and Jada.
This way,both parties will be free to date or have sex with other people without regarding it as sexual infidelity.
Romance / Re: Found Fiance In Bed With Junior Sister by reyes4eva(m): 3:05pm On Mar 25, 2006
We think this story is fake cos this dude according to Banke impregnated her sister thrice and Banke didn't know.
The same dude has impregnated Banke and she's 3 months gone already.
This dude's blood must be SEMEN or he must be the most fertile man known. The way he seems to shoot his semen is alarming!!!!!!!!!
Romance / Re: Found Fiance In Bed With Junior Sister by reyes4eva(m): 11:08am On Mar 25, 2006
@ Dauda,
If i were u,I wont be bothered about RonkeD. What has Satan and Devil gotta do with this thread?
A girl that thinks some of us are still youngsters and should be banned from contributing to the forum. How senseless can a gal be? Her command of the language should have told u she is just fortunate to use a laptop. U wldn't bet on her IQ to be more than mere 20, wld u?
This is the exact reason why most of these gals in jand are single(Baa-Sense)

@Banke,
The story just sucks and best believe it, i can always tell a phoney tale from a real one. U almost got everyone here fagged out with this. There's no existing NHS hospital in UK that will perform D&C abortion on anyone THRICE. She wld have been advised to get an IUD done after the 2nd occasion and prevent unwanted pregnancies.
Next time, think deep before u post such comments!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Romance / Re: Found Fiance In Bed With Junior Sister by reyes4eva(m): 11:53pm On Mar 24, 2006
@Banke.
Majority of ma mates still stay in the UK and i get 1st-hand information. A kid of 5 won't believe ur tale let,alone full-grown adults.
U keep comparing me to ur fiance and its freaking me out. All men aint the same and like i have said, all the dudes here are respectable and we dont shag for the fun of it. Pls sort ur life out and stop disrespecting ur womanhood on public forums like this.
Ur tales are lies and something made out of a story book. I can actually give u some links to connect ramsay nouah and genevive to act out ur scripts.
It's so sad u have the guts to post comments after u have been found out. Where r ur morals and scruples?

Take ma advice: Get a life-Get a Dog!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: For Your Viewing Pleasure- R. V. Nistelrooy Vs T. Henry by reyes4eva(m): 7:47pm On Mar 24, 2006
Don't run, mr night creeper,
Number of matches in a season is different from number of appearances and number of cheap penalties taken to add to this goal tally.
Ruud has stopped starting for Man Utd since the 12th of March. Wont this affect ur theory of same player in the same league. Henry also missed some matches and he cldnt play for some time too.
It will be difficult to leave these 2 strikers on the bench if they were to play in UCL cos its a bigger stage. No crap teams play in the UCL. No dubious penalties are awarded like the premiership where fans dictate for the referees.
Am i right?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: For Your Viewing Pleasure- R. V. Nistelrooy Vs T. Henry by reyes4eva(m): 7:20pm On Mar 24, 2006
Its not even the number of goals scored that matters. Its the goal ratio!
Who wld u rate a deadlier striker?
Ruud's overall goal ratio is higher than Thierry's. Everybody knows this in England even the most passive football fan knows like the back of his hands.
Henry topping the scorers chart in europe leagues is phoney. Holland and Germany play 34 matches in a season while England,Spain and France play 38 so how is that a fair measure of Henry's supremacy.
UCL is the only way to test their strength and the all scorers chart can be found here, http://euro.futbal.org/EC1.scorers.php
Ruud is the 3rd here and he has only played half the games Henry has played.

*************I meant Henry has played 16 games more than RUUD in the overall UCL and ruud still leads him with 7 goals on the overall scorers chart.
I think comprehending seems to be difficult for u. The sentence was talking abt Champions league and not the Premeirship.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: For Your Viewing Pleasure- R. V. Nistelrooy Vs T. Henry by reyes4eva(m): 7:06pm On Mar 24, 2006
Lemme help u .
Henry scored 17 goals from 38 premier league matches in 2000/2001 season.
This is tha source, http://www.soccerbase.com/players_details.sd?playerid=13501
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: For Your Viewing Pleasure- R. V. Nistelrooy Vs T. Henry by reyes4eva(m): 6:59pm On Mar 24, 2006
@Nightrider,
Does it matter where a player operates from? Lampard is a midfielder and he is the highest goal scorer in chelsea for 2 seasons running now. These chelsea has Crespo,Drogba and Carlton Cole in their ranks.
Maradona was never a striker but he scored great goals as a midfielder likewise Zico.
Pls argue objectively.
U keep shouting about the highest goal scorer in europe and u forget european countries like Germany and Holland dont even play as many matches like England. So that statistic is watery for me.
Let Henry justify himself in UEFA champions league  as Ruud as done if he is that good cos UCL is the best standard to judge both players. U said Ruud is above Henry with few goals but has he played as many matches as Henry?. Henry has played 16 games more and Ruud leads him on the scorer's chart. Give urself some soul-searching and stop giving us gunners a bad name.

Ruud is a better goalscorer than Henry.
Admin pls put an end to this topic.
Romance / Re: Found Fiance In Bed With Junior Sister by reyes4eva(m): 2:12pm On Mar 24, 2006
ROTFLMAOWPIMP. grin grin grin shocked shocked shocked
What is this? I cant stop laughing reading this thread.
@Jackal, U r a meanie. U have ripped Banke to shreds.

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