Don't come hard on Akolawole.

He is a JJC in the land.
Most things he writes here are beer-parlor/pub gists or things one of his mates must have told him in the past.

He will learn in due time to button up his lips on things he does not know about.

@ Walelead,

Don't mind these bunch of hypocrites(especially Akolawole).
U need to read the thread on HSMP Visa at career section and see how's he been making syntax errors about facts in the UK.

There's really nothing senseless in applying for credit cards.
The only snag about this is your self-control and ur ability to resist a crazy shopping spree.

Credit cards will actually increase your credit score as long as u keep up with your payments.
There's a reason for the idea and its EMERGENCY.

How many of these lots condemning credit cards will help u out in times of need?
None of them i guess.

So i will implore u to ask first yourself if u can resist the temptation to spend lavishly. Once u can pass this test, go for it.
I will recommend American Express cards(AmEx) because u cannot withdraw cash from the ATM with it so it will work to your advantage.
Cheers.

I am a fan of this group because of Michael Ballack.
Ballack is one of the most versatile player in the world. His work-rate is magnificient and if he plays very well, Germany will do well.
Robert Huth is another player i expect to shine.
This group will be interesting cos all other teams won't go down without a fight.

He meant Liverpool.
Charity Shield or Community shield as it is now called only features the Premiership winner and The FA cup winner.
Only Liverpool and Chelsea can play in the charity shield in that respect so toshman meant Liverpool.
In fact,Liverpool are also known as the reds.

@ Babwilms,
Without any doubt, Ronaldinho is more skillful than Okocha in all departments.
Did u say Ronaldinho was not noticed as a youngster? Please go n watch Egypt '97(Under-17 world cup). He was the star of the Brazilian midfield dubbed "the mouth-watering quartet". He terrorised opposition's defence like hurricane and was rated among the rising stars of the tournament.

He had a sublime performance at Nigeria 99 as well and he was one of the few players in the Brazilian ranks u could tell was a star but wasn't really noticed because his team was not good enough. Henry had a shambolic performance at the 2002 world cup also but does that make him less-skillful? Please let us be very objective.

There r so many players Okocha cannot even measure up to in terms of skills and stealth let alone,compare him with Ronaldinho.
Is Okocha more skillful than Denilson? We all know Denilson is not a team player thus his career had a sudden death but his skills and stealth with the ball is incomparable.

Ronaldinho is a living legend and the way he bounced John Terry down at Nou Camp still amazes me. I don't think the Jay-Jay i know could have gotten away with that because Terry is a monster in defence.

Back to Africa,
Abedi Pele is an attacking midfielder and not a striker.
He is famous for his sublime dribbling skills as well as a talent for scoring spectacular and often very important goals.
Can u remember his goal against Nigeria @ Senegal 92? No human being in Africa can repeat the same technique and natural ability.
His performance in the 1992 African Cup of Nations is often cited as one of the most outstanding soccer displays by any player in a single African tournament.
Has Okocha ever dominated any tournament like that? Abedi Pele virtually dragged Ghana to the finals and it was reminiscent of Diego Maradona's dominance of the 86 world cup.

Abedi Pele won African Footballer of the year in 3 successive years and was the man of the match at that historic Champions league final against AC Milan in 1993. He scored 33 goals in 67 appearances for Ghana. What more can u ask for?

I am very sure some school of thoughts will even say Okocha's skills cannot be compared to Segun Odegbami.
Though, they don't play the same position but Odegbami was an assassin in his days. I saw some of his dribbling skills and i was impressed.
Okocha is a very skillful player but don't compare him with Ronaldinho or else i will compare Phillip Osundu to Romario.

Why do we have to fuss over my team?
I have chosen my best 11,choose yours.

skintite,
i left henry on the bench because of his lack of composure on wednesday.
Henry should have scored when he had only Valdes to beat in the 70th minute.

Dream Team is.

* Van Der Saar

* Emma Eboue

* John Terry

* Rio Ferdinand

* Gabriel Heinze

* Claude Makelele

* Steve Gerrard

* Cristiano Ronaldo

* Arjen Robben

* Wayne Rooney

* Ruud Van Nistelrooy

Subz.

Petr Cech

Thierry Henry

Jamie Carragher

Frank Lampard

Xabi Alonso

@ Niterider,
I can now confirm ur IQ is sub-zero. The fact that people dont post here all the time dont mean they cannot afford shit.
A lot of peopz has lotz to do with their life than sit here on Nairaland like an ignorant fool like ya.
I can understand ur world revolves around Nairaland. This is where u pick on your preys and rape 'em.
A Paedophile like u should be shot dead.

U r so shallow-minded and u feel everyone's got immigration issues like ya.
Step up ur game,gay!!!!!!!
No one reckons or respect ur views on Nairaland. Ya flowz are watery and ur Rhymes are dud.
Keep shittin' on urself.

@ Jackal,
Word is Bond.
Niterider is as fake as a counterfeit US dollar.
His types should not be encouraged here. He was a major culprit of Prison Rape in Penn's correctional facility.
A psycho-gay. He succeeded in raping 25 inmates when he was locked up in 2004.
bleeping sodomite, we dug out your past and guess what? Ya past stinks and your future is bleak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


@Mukina2,
I like your creativity but u need to do much more on your rhymes.
U cld be exceptional if u work hard on your choice of words and put some passion to your flowz.
Lest i forget,let me drop some punch-linez on your sh.it-head.
This is ma reply!

***************************************************************************************************************
I'm from the days of the Colt 45's and gang bangers
'Caine slangers and a bitch named Mukina who is a di.ck-monger.
Why the phuck do u have a weird fixation on me?
I aint your type so stick to your broke-ass negroe bees.
The conflict is crucial, The Fam is supreme in this battlefield
Where the battles grill, like Mukina's clitz being sold for a chicken-mill.
Reyes the fiercest ,and the dopest, is a true renegade.
A G-unit soldier cruel enough to cut,rip and damage your bleeping cartlilage.
Don't step to me,because i'm deadlier than a live-wire
Bes' believe it Bitch, i wont hesitate to spray fire.
I jump in a costume impromptu just to torture you
Put the nozzle to your eye ball and tell you to bite your left nipple
Rip your tonsils out through your nostrils
Bury you next to killer-shark fossils.
You're nothing but a coward in the cold freezer with a hour to go
Watching my Rolex stop watch, counting it slow
Like drug lords checking to see if it's talcum or coke
I can kill you by deliberately drowning the Phuckin globe.
Can u calculate the number of my dope ryhmes? Nah, Neither do i.
Diddy4dt told me its a di.ck between your ugly thighs divided by pi(#=22/7)
Got millions of blueprints on ma fcukin zip disk
Stock versions of sick verses that come with conversion kits
The next time u trying to' spit rubbish at me?
I ma make u regret from your clitz to your titz.
*********************************************************************************************************


Tha Fam is the cliq i ma live and die for.
Peace out to Jackal,Hucarson,Jagenne,Diddy4dt and Beyunce.
Its takeover time.
Pay-back time for all 'em roaches on Nairaland.

Call any of us out if u think we have been slained.
Watch how we'll lyrically detach ur appendages from ur torso and rip u into 2.

Mukinatu is now licking her own wounds for her misdemeanour
She's begging to join Tha Fam but we've got our own 1st lady.
She's just realised Tha Fam is better than 'em MURDER ink hoodratz she was backing earlier on.
If u can't beat us-join us.
A word is enuff for the wise.


Point of Correction:
Huccz didn't steal any rhymez. He was framed by some roaches on Nairaland.
Where did he steal it from?
Where's the evidence?
Everyone's got his own book of rhymez and its just possible the rhymes go the same way.
Menike was responsible for the frame-up and that was why we all went after his ass.
He has gone into hiding cos of the mass-attack.

I copy and its well-noted.
It simply means any of us in Tha Fam can call ur name out in a Battle.
I ma watch out 4 ya on the battle field.

@opemogaji,
I dont really understand where u stand.
Are u with THE FAM or against us?
The Fam members are myself,Jackal,Diddy4dt,Hucz,Jagenne and our very 1st lady,Beyunce.
We control the airspace on this thread.

Unfortunately,
Menike + Mukina2+ Niterider and some other fuckeries belong to anutha clique known as Roaches.
Its been tough since tha thread started to differentiate the Gz from the bustas.
The Fam's mission is to challenge any fake MC on Nairaland.
Ur choices r simple. THE FAM Vs. ROACHES

Monkey-na Muki-na
Gimme some space to rub faeces on your retina.
Its amazing to see your ass on the run.
I wont spare your life because i love to hear your grunts.
Hucarson revealed on Nairaland your pussy's wrinkled
Have u been feedin on crack that made your eyes twinkle?
Oochie Coochie Mama, Always thrivin on drama
Monkey-na aint fazed of AIDS,she's dreading the law of Karma.
What goes around surely comes around
In this manner,i ma shift your grounds.
How much do u charge for a round?
A couple of dollarz or a change in pounds?
In this game,u are a cheap minor.
I ma leave your heart charred n scared like Sarah Connor.
None of y'all bastards can flow like me
A G-unit soldier is what i am supposed to be.
The next time u foolz poke shotz at me.
We gon leave your asses grilled like a roasted sheep.
Wake up,Get up,your pussy is leaking.
Niterider is at the door and he's ready for some licking.
Female blood is what he feedz on like a vulture.
An ornery lookin gay with no roots and culture.
I knw i made a promise to seal ma lips on ur speciality.
Jackal has spurred me to reveal ur secrets: Ur Bestiality.

*******Coughs severly*************
Lotta blood's been spilled here.
Will Menike plz shut his filthy trap?
Nairaland faggotz will feel the H E A T this time.
Watch out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its very simple.
Chelsea is Chelski
Man Utd is Manure
Arsenal is GOONERS

@ Prisccy,
Man Utd fans are not talking yet cos there's nothing to talk/think about.
Chelsea will be thrashed at the Bridge.
There's no 2-way ends to it.
U will be tired of Man Utd fan as from next week monday.

I think this is where the real BATTLE starts.
Nairaland is about to witness the most spiritual lyrics yet seen anywhere.
This is a reply to soulfist's garbage.
Nairalanders,check this out,



Aaiiight look, i can't see why i am put to this acid-test.
Especially with a dumb-ass nigga that stinks like a pest.
Is this anutha hoodroach called Soulfist?
Or just one of the loquacious jungle beasts that feast on faeces
In physics, the main concept seems to be intrinsic.
Soulfist is just anutha brain-bubble  maniac in music.
Callin names out in a battle can sometimes be offensive
Reyes wont hesitate to knock u out and stay defensive.
Well I guess I gotta have to diffuse you
But this ain’t something ma tight crew are used to,
Why the Bleep did MENIKE even introduce you?
Cos your thoughts have a shade darker than a sea of diesel.
Hold on sshithead, let me fuckin turn this beef's heat on
Don’t think for a minute I’m gon' let you get away with that assault,son!
Cause that your rubbish was wack, you aint pretty spittin.
As a matter of fact all of that your rubbish was written,
And I know it wasn’t for me, surely,
Nairalanders really think u must adore me.
But I don’t give a Bleep, you can keep that your wack rap
And turn your ass back around with your diseased ddick's cap,

Peace to Jackal(Assassin), Hucarson and ma 1st lady,Beyunce.
This is just the beginning. I will waste all roaches that try to encroach my coach.
One Love!

Are these ideas crazy? The answer is YES
Which one of y’all think you ill enough to bust Reyes
Get crushed by the stampede of the elephant tusks
Jackal is ma family, niggas don't understand us
Y'all got a problem? We've got the answer
Lyrical scanner diagnosin’ niggas with cancer
Ever since the day I was born my lifestyle's been real
Bloody stories on blank paper is what my pen spill
Nairaland seems to be the craziest dome
So grab your nuts,grab your titz if u love this zone
Well check it, so lets stick to the rule,
Wave our hands high to keep our beefs cool.
Gulp a RED-BULL and let em biatches drool
School the foolz that shot and maimed ma Nigga Proof.
Menike the wise, Is it right to wear an ice?
My prediction is u rewind this, Nairaland's finest
Christ's eyes r prying, Disguise is a big pile of a vice.
The price of sin is thrice, the size's a plate of Rice in Paris
Back to the silence, no more droppin science
Everyone stop rhymin' about diamonds and violence.

@$hGAYdex,
I saw ur wack hypothesis and i was like wow.
The s*hit u were spitting aint tight enuff and smells foul
By the time i hit u hard ur cells gon make ur head bow.

U got a lot to learn gay,
Ur utterances are senseless and useless. The thang abt heads like u is the fact that u cannot read between the lines.
A semi-illiterate sodomite always find things difficult to comprehend and hence they always argue ever so blindly.
U against Me is no contest cos i ma battle and murder ur whole existence lyrically.
Snitchin aint a gangstars thang and Fiddy didnt snitch on anyone. Tha Gayme made everything up to turn fans against Fiddy and his plans didnt work. gays like u fell for the gist and u come here to display ur stupidity on a public forum
Why don't y'all G-unit haters take CYANIDE? Mix it up with 10 pills of tylenol and a swig of whiskey. It will put ur dope heads to sleep and maybe when y'all rest in peace u gon have a better view of what is going down.

What do u do to somebody u hate? My best bet is to leave u and Menikes in ur state of lunacy.
I am sure nothing can change ur dumb orientation. U can take the fools outta the hood but u cannot take the hood outta u foolz.
A lotta people ask me why i love the G-unit? I love G-unit cos its a classic example of ASHES TO CLASSICS.
50 has changed the way the World see Rappers. He's got the midas touch and have turned rags to riches.
He is still on top and no GAYME or MURDERER can unseat him on his throne.
G-unit is still here so all y'all gays should take a hike.

Peace!
I'm out.

@Priscilla,
As ur lordship pleases.
I stand loyal to ur Governement.

@ $hadex,
U gotta be the most inglorious BASTARDO i must murder here lyrically. Where and which hood did u sprout from?
All y'all GAYme fans should shut the Bleep up and stay real. Tha GAYme is lame and cant rap shit.
50 wont say nuthing now cos Fiddy is busy working on OBIE's album. Tha GAYME has nothing to think about so he goes abt the studios writing dud songs.
Fiddy is an entrepreneur and he has got more things to do than ur lame GAYME.

Secondly, i have seen ur close association with the mind Bleep called Menike. Its a symbiotic relationship and u guys give each other headz.
Its obvious y'all dont think with ur brains,ur thoughts come from ur arse and thatz why u spew loadz of dumb-shhit.
Hate him or Love him,U cant stop 50's reign and tha GAYme needs a nordic track to get his weight up tomatch 50's high status.
Fiddy turned pieces to weight and was the highest earner last year. I know nappy heads like all y'all hate to see a Nigga locking tha top spot.
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG-unit R.U.L.E.S. apply in every G A M E.

If u think u can take shotz at me,ask Menike.
I have killed his morale on this forum. U wanna stay alive? Pls avoid G-unit soldiers here.
A common Oshodi hoodlum like u is tryna feel funky? I am having a laugh.

He is taking his time to finish Tha Game off completely.
Remember how he killed JA's career? The game is about to go that line.
He has even lost street credibility in his own hood so what cha talking about?

Fiddy is potent and he stings and for the records,Fiddy didnt snitch.
He is too much of a gangstar to snitch. U stay in Lagos and u dont know how it works when u are a victim of multiple attacks.
The cops must issue a restraining order on ur known foes whether u want that or not.
Get that into ur thick skull and stop mis-informing the public.

The Game is a big asshole.
No comparisons should be made at all wiv 50.
50 will kill Tha Game off the way a Giant will step on ants!

@ Jackal,
I give up. The team u have presented will beat any TEAM in the world.
Lemme add by calling u a cheat. FIFA will not even allow this crop of players to face any team.
All the players u have listed here are human-machine.
I will do ma own research to counter ur best 11.

@Jackal,
I'll be waiting. Pls remember stick to the rules.
Dont come back here to start mentioning Socrates, Careca, Maradona, Van Basten or Mario Kempes.
We dont wanna see retired footballers.
Aiiight?

Petr Cech
                   

                                Cicinho                                John Terry                                     Rio  Ferdinand                    Gabriel Heinze


                                                                                                        Claude Makelele        


                                                                                                                                                                     
                                                      Michael Essien                                                                              Steven Gerrard



                                                                                                       Wayne Rooney
                                                                                                           
                                                                                                         
                                                                                                                                                       Ronaldinho
                                                                             
                                                                                       Andriy Shevchenko




@ Nightrider,
This team will put 4 goals past ur team. Essien will kick,tear and rip ur midfield out.
Gerrard will muscle ur cicinho and sylvinho and trust Rooney to use his strength to help.
All Ronaldinho needs to do here is to send a killer pass and trust Sheva never to miss his target.
Who can beat this team? I need challenges.

@Morphine,
I guess u r using 2 identities cos a new member on Niaraland will not get involved to start saying people r stupid.
I take u to be either Vieira or Nightrider but do i really care who u represent?
Ya talk is cheap and u r nothing but a mongolian idiot. It is obvious y'all guys dont have fathers which presumes why u dont respect someone else's father.
I dont tolerate sodomites like u and u r nuthing but a stinking donkey to me.
Whatz the problem with all y'all?
Just sit back and watch how the whole balloon will busrt on ur crazy-heads.

@Vieira,
I don't wanna belabour the obvious but i think Nightrider is a retard.
Calling Vieira a cunt is quite different from taking shots at somone's dad. Why bring family into arguments?
You surprise me by comparing the 2 scenarios.
In the assembly of lunatics i think Nightrider should be a chairman.

Rijkaard believes in his wealth of available strikers.
In a team where u have the likes of Etoo,Messi,Maxi Lopez,Larsson and Guily what do u expect?
I just believe Barcelona has so many options upfront and are capable of silencing Villareal with or without Ronaldinho.

Villareal is also a  team brimming with confidence. Riquielme and Diego Forlan are always handy and can haunt Barca down.
Its going to be exciting to watch.
I love Barca but i want Villareal to win.

@lordimpaq,
This is the most constructive statement uttered by any gunner today. U r very objective and i have the same feeling.
Blackburn and Tottenham are the decider.

@ Nightrider,
No one is ready to relate with a spoilt unruly child like u. It took u 4 hours to tender an apology on the thread. U have lost credibility here cos of ur gutter languages.
U r part of the reason why other fans call the Arsenal team HOODLUMS. I think u need to be well-tutored on how to speak in the public.
Ya upbringing is nothing to write home about.

@$hadex,
All what u have said is a heap of donkeyshit.
What makes u think Da Game was also saying the truth if 50 had lied? Tha Game is just a frustrated cat and he aint got game.
50 is the future of Rap and i don't care if u call him a snitch or a b*itch. I am very sure Dr Dre wldn't have signed 50 if 50 was indeed a snitch.
The Game was crappy without 50 and he should be thankful for 50's contribution on his debut album.
How many records has he sold after the beef with 50 cent? His Videos r not even on TV because MTV/VH1 finds em too boring for rap fans.
Tha Game has been restricted to mix-tapes like em wacky underground MCs on Harlem.

50 is still on top and there's nuthing anyone can do about it.
Anyone 50 fights dies in his career so stay on his side.
Capice?
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG-UNIT.