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Education › Re: Lodge Your Complaints/Comments Here by rezzy: 6:19pm On Aug 08, 2011
Good day, i was trying to reply to a topic 'Delta state university (Abraka) post ume form' and it formed another topic (the same topic) , pls kindly help me delete the thread. Thanks ma
Christianity Etc › Re: The Many Misfortunes Befalling Redeemed Pastors by rezzy: 1:17pm On Aug 06, 2011
Pastor Kun:
Further evidence that rccg's claims to divine annointing is false. Too much scandal in the organisation angry the sooner people realize that rccg is just a multinational business conglomerate the better for them.
Any weapon fashioned against RCCG shall not prosper and any tongue that rise against RCCG in judgement shall not only be condemned but shall be twisted and cut off. AMEN
Christianity Etc › Re: What Are The Procedures To Getting Married At Rccg? by rezzy: 12:59pm On Aug 06, 2011
Pastor Kun:
All that matters in rccg is paying of tithes, offerings, seed sowing and partnership. Once the church acknowledges that she gives bountifully to them, every other thing becomes smooth sailing.
Liessssssssssss. This your lie carry weight oh.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do People's Mouth Smell During Fasting by rezzy: 10:24pm On Aug 05, 2011
Sweetnecta:
Imagine how smelly the mouth of Jesus would have been after the 40 days and 40 nights fast?

A fasting muslim since she is the center of the topic does not have to use mouth spray because that will nullify her fast.

She must pray her 5 daily salah, otherwise, she has not fast, either. Salah is essential to fasting.

To prepare for salah, she must make ablution which include washing as in rinsing the mouth thoroughly.

That will do the trick.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do People's Mouth Smell During Fasting by rezzy: 10:23pm On Aug 05, 2011
Sweetnecta:
Imagine how smelly the mouth of Jesus would have been after the 40 days and 40 nights fast?

A fasting muslim since she is the center of the topic does not have to use mouth spray because that will nullify her fast.

She must pray her 5 daily salah, otherwise, she has not fast, either. Salah is essential to fasting.

To prepare for salah, she must make ablution which include washing as in rinsing the mouth thoroughly.

That will do the trick.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do People's Mouth Smell During Fasting by rezzy: 12:25pm On Aug 05, 2011
salisuammy:
someone who is fasting almost killed me with her mouth odour yesterday, i just had to agree with her on the topic to save myself
Maybe she forgot to wash her mouth or she has mouth odour.
Christianity Etc › Re: Now That Muslims Are Fighting And Killing Themselves In The Middle East by rezzy: 8:16am On Aug 05, 2011
Sweetnecta:
@Rezzy: « #10 on: Yesterday at 11:03:35 PM »i will help you when i hear that you are now wearing hijab. any help as soon as you then for the sake of Allah.

if you are not sure the words you wrote addressed the topic, then why type it? this is a proof that you may discover that Islam that what you see and or hear using 'the not trying enough to stay away from evil' muslims as your barometer.   

taste islam for yourself. i am certain that you will like it. guaranteed.
The word uba kun means Their Father. If islam is the only religion left, i would better commit suicide. Me wear hijab? God forbid bad thing. Hijab that smells like rotten maggot. Those putting on hijab dont you see the way their hair smell?. The female muslims are all under boundage, help them plzzzzzzzzzz they need freedom.

Im not asking you to come and join christianity, continue to serve your one and all knowinG AYYAH. SHALOM
Health › Re: Help! I Got An Infection From My Gf. by rezzy: 11:48pm On Aug 04, 2011
The results of fornication are diseases and problems
Health › Re: Abortion: by rezzy: 11:44pm On Aug 04, 2011
clearlaw:
please, what are the physical wound for abortion?
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Dont think your question is clear, Or do you mean the physical effect of abortion? If that's wat you mean, its flat breast
Health › Re: Abortion: by rezzy: 11:39pm On Aug 04, 2011
clearlaw:
please, what are the physical wound for abortion?
Nairaland General › Re: Pictures Of A Seven Month Old Baby Starved Of Food by rezzy: 11:19pm On Aug 04, 2011
This one is beyond starvation, the baby has kidney or liver or heart disease
Christianity Etc › Re: Now That Muslims Are Fighting And Killing Themselves In The Middle East by rezzy: 11:06pm On Aug 04, 2011
Sweetnecta:
@rezzy; « #4 on: Today at 03:36:47 PM »what language and whats the meaning of the bold?

This is classic for a person so mild mannered and does not love evil deeds.


@mabell « #5 on: Today at 06:46:27 PM »The lover who kills, divides family against itself, brought sword instead of peace, etc. classical lover. this i do not want for me because you will not know when the love he gives is to end your life.
Christianity Etc › Re: Now That Muslims Are Fighting And Killing Themselves In The Middle East by rezzy: 11:03pm On Aug 04, 2011
Sweetnecta:
@rezzy; « #4 on: Today at 03:36:47 PM »what language and whats the meaning of the bold?

That's Hausa but dont think i can remember the meaning. Help me ask your fellow brethren from the North.
Christianity Etc › Re: Annointed Private Jets For Sale From Bishop Oyedepo by rezzy: 10:49pm On Aug 04, 2011
Wetin make the jet dey annionted, shie na becos dem use oil rub am?
Beside how much ?
Education › Re: Delsu 2011 Post Utme Info by rezzy: 10:23pm On Aug 04, 2011
I heard it's going to be next week, so let us just keep our ears wide open for the news. As usual the form should be #2250
Romance › Re: My Ugly Friend Is Desperate For A Boyfriend by rezzy: 5:44pm On Aug 04, 2011
From the way you described this your friend, she must be very ugly. But i still believe she has her own husband cos she was taken out of a man. But if no husband is coming forth, as a fwiend, you can offer her your brother or your old man. How about dat? [color=#990000][/color]
Nairaland General › Re: 50 Crushed To Death On Abuja-okene Highway by rezzy: 5:30pm On Aug 04, 2011
I'm tired of this god damn country, Pls can someone post the pic?
Romance › Re: Help! I’ve Been Married For Three Years And I’m Still A Virgin by rezzy: 5:23pm On Aug 04, 2011
[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=727121.msg8850298#msg8850298 date=1312423022]OP

I understand.  I am a virgin too.[/quote]Ok oh. My grandmother is still a virgin.
Christianity Etc › Re: Now That Muslims Are Fighting And Killing Themselves In The Middle East by rezzy: 3:36pm On Aug 04, 2011
I think the Middle East is overpopulated, so they are very free to kill themselves. Uba kun
Forum Games › Re: 'Versus' Game (vs) by rezzy: 2:30pm On Aug 04, 2011
Senegal
baby boy vs baby girl
Nairaland General › Re: Fearing Truth,Muslims Collude With Moderators To Ban Frosbel A Nairaland Veteran by rezzy: 12:57pm On Aug 04, 2011
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Too bad ~
And you shall know the truth and the truth shall set you free. Nigerians need to be told the truth. Period
Christianity Etc › Re: Christianist Crusaders: Fundamenlist Xtians Ban Trouser by rezzy: 12:46pm On Aug 04, 2011
[quote author=Jon.Bee link=topic=723147.msg8852154#msg8852154 date=1312452250]A typical example of Christian love. You will always find in them extremist words & deed.

As you don pray to jehova make I die, Shebi nobody go die for your family again ehn?

Holy-ghost inspired slowpok.e![/quote]I thought you wanted to insult me? Talk to me and not other christians.
Christianity Etc › Re: Christianist Crusaders: Fundamenlist Xtians Ban Trouser by rezzy: 12:43pm On Aug 04, 2011
[quote author=Jon.Bee link=topic=723147.msg8852154#msg8852154 date=1312452250]A typical example of Christian love. You will always find in them extremist words & deed.

As you don pray to jehova make I die, Shebi nobody go die for your family again ehn?

Holy-ghost inspired slowpok.e![/quote]
Education › Re: Delsu 2011 Post Utme Info by rezzy: 8:27am On Aug 04, 2011
@naijalodge
You are the most dullest person i' av ever seen, See kettle dey call pot black. Im-be-cile
Is that how to spell Mediocre,? Is like you dey check your dictionary upside. Advice for you, when checking your dictionary, check it very well, . Mumu , for my first sentence, it was changed by the moderators, Those in kindergarten are better off than you. I believe you're still struggling to learn how to read and write., ah ah yeparipa, so you have not heard of the FOUR WALLS of a school? E clear so na bush you dey live. If i go compete with your great grand parents, then you go compete with 'Ancient of days' hope you understand that? I so much pity the people wen bring you come this life, becos you are a waste product, you be born troway.
I know say your parents don sign minus one becos very soon they will print your obituary. O boy RIP e people wen bring you come this life, becos you are a waste product, you be born troway.
I know say your parents don sign minus one becos very soon they will print your obituary. O boy RIP
Christianity Etc › Re: Christianist Crusaders: Fundamenlist Xtians Ban Trouser by rezzy: 11:00pm On Aug 03, 2011
You and your fu, cking thread should Rest In Peace,
Christianity Etc › Re: Christianist Crusaders: Fundamenlist Xtians Ban Trouser by rezzy: 10:53pm On Aug 03, 2011
@poster,
you mouth smell like a gutter. Has nobody told you that?
You are a walking corpse, very soon you'll find yourself in the graveyard
@poster,
RIP :
Education › Re: Delsu 2011 Post Utme Info by rezzy: 9:31pm On Aug 03, 2011
@najialogde
you are an slowpoke. If i may ask, what's a medicant? What's so special about your vocab?
You need to brush up yourself, because you stink.
With all your words, i should say you are a mediocre. Prat like you should be in a psychiatric hospital so you dont cause havoc in your small community, . What should God forgive you about? You are already God forsaken ,
I doubt if you have ever pass through the four walls of a school, and if you have ever then you are a third class product from a glorified secondary school. Boy, run along and get a Pgd form to upgrade yourself. Nit wit
Education › Re: Delsu 2011 Post Utme Info by rezzy: 6:33pm On Aug 03, 2011
Has nobody told you your mouth is stinking? Like i said you are a fool and a lousy i***t,
Whether you like it or not, you are not better than a dead rat.
Its not all about checking your dictionary before you write, its saying them when we stand face to face. You'll die in your poverty state. GOat!!!

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