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Answer this question correctly and win yourself something as end of the year gift.
Two birds in front of a bird, two birds behind a bird, one bird in the middle.
How many birds are there? Explain your answer.
For the gift, I will post it here soon.

One man - One woman!

I love nairaland and I love all nairalanders because here you can get current news, jokes, info, updates, etc.
My wish to nairaland for the year 2015 is that before the year 2015 runs half, NAIRALAND will be the biggest website in the world and hackers will never ever see my beloved nairaland again. Amen!

The last time I went to the bank (First bank), I was told about Bank Verification Number; you will pick a form, fill and submit with your thumb print and expect a message after 2days that will contain your Bank Verification Number (BVN). I did and its more than one week yet I haven't gotten the number. My question is...has any of you applied and gotteen the so called number and what is the use?

Is it possible for someone to be a president of Nigeria without wasting blood maybe through rituals or killing of opponents or in any other way?

The National Association of Nigerian Witches and Wizards, or known as the Inner Coven Society Worldwide, has come out to declare President Goodluck Jonathan the winner of the 2015 presidential elections, even without Nigerians going to the poll to cast their votes.



The umbrella body of all the witches and wizards in the country, according to their President-General, Dr. Omo Ebosele, has already decided who will win come 2015 and there will be no force that can ever change that.

Dr. Ebosele who says his body is a non-political affiliate and association of witches, pointed out that there is no vacancy in Aso Rock and that anybody harbouring the ambition of contesting the presidential elections should not just waste his time and money as Jonathan is already the sole occupant of the office, as the principalities and forces had since been in favour of the president.

This is what he told the Sun Newspaper in an interview recently:

«The Inner Coven Society World-wide, as the minds that have travelled into the unseen and the unknown, is using this opportunity to say that the 2015 presidential election in Nigeria is a foregone issue.

«The election has been won and lost in the spirit realm. The candidate who by destiny has the overwhelming support of our society as well as other supernatural principalities in the high places is President Jonathan and he has won the election.

«The Inner Coven Society worldwide is not a political organisation; neither are we affiliated to any political party or association. Our society is the general assembly of all the witches across the various continents of the earth; we are not evil in our operation; we supernaturally discern and support any course that is meant for the good of the people across the various countries of the world.

«Divine hand is solidly upon President Jonathan, but as it has been from the time of creation; the evil forces who do not mean well, who are out to scuttle divine agenda are against him. But there is no cause for alarm because the battle has been fought and won already in the spirit.

«Our proof is we were also the first to warn that the 2011 election was going to be bloody in some states, and that two sitting governors were going to die in office before the expiration of their tenure, if the necessary spiritual intervention is not sought.

«Of course no one needs to be told of the bloody violence that erupted in some Northern states during and after the election and remember two governors who were involved in air mishaps, one of the two governors did not survive the air accident. The other survived it because of our spiritual intervention.

The OP didn't visit UNN....even if he did, he only went there to look for bad things to say...there are good things there when you compare UNN with other universities. I presently run my masters there and that's where I did my undergraduate programme. Am not saying because am a super lion. I stayed in the hostel during my undergraduate programme, I have cousins and friends who stil live in the hostels. There is always water, light, security, etc for the students living inside the hostel. UNN is trying..

Basildvalour:
Oga abeg come my house...Solid pounded yam with ukazi soup on point.

To me, rice is secondary

Sijo01:
Just finish eating eba & ogbono soup.

I said fufu(cassava) and white yam....like white yam with red oil or another thing...not pounded yam or eba.

Am not sure there is a house you will enter today being christmas and you will see something like fufu (cassava) food, white yam. Its either rice, salad, pounded yam, etc. Is it a must that people will cook rice or any food outsside fufu (cassava) or white yam during christmas?

I dont know if any other has discovered this. Almost all the friends I have called said they havent travelled and that they wont travel this year unlike previous years when more people seemed to travel even before now. Why is it so this year? Does it mean that this year wasnt favourable like other years?

We always have sad news of how bokoharam attacked, bombed, killed people here and there, now and then all the time and we always see pictures and feel bad. We also sometimes get good news on how Nigerian troops kill bokoharam but we don't see their pictures so that we will feel happy completely. I don't knowif you people have seen, me...I have never seen and my question is why? Why do we see the pictures of the innocent civilians killed by bokoharam but we don't see that of bokoharam when they are killed?

Why is it that they don't show us pictures of assumed dead bokoharm killed by nigerian troops, they wil only show us the dead bodies of Nigerians killed by bokoharam...who are you people even deceiving?

Today, I was discussing with my cousin sister concerning the club she fans and why. Her response was a very funny one. She said she is a chelsea fan while she cant mention 2 players in Chelsea club when I asked her to do so. So, I was like why are you then a chelsea fan when you dont even know the names of atleast 2 players in the club. She said she just like the colour of their jersey, that blue is her best colour and as such, she likes chelsea and becomes their fan. My friend said he is a Real madrid fan because her all her brothers are Real madrid fans.
So, whats your own reason for being the fan of your club. Am a manchester united fan because I love Rooney and any day he leaves Manchester united, I may likely stop being a Man U fan.

Which of these 2 is more annoying to you?

This is common in eastern part of Nigeria especially in the villages durring this period when children organise themselves, sow masquerades and move from place to place beating local gong and getting money in preparation and in celebration for christmas. Did you do this?

Maybe d sister told her that she is not part of their family,that she was adopted beside a river and she decided to kill her self. Sorry.

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Which kind foolish questn u dey ask, if she wanted to do indecent things, y call her decent[/quote]U dey vex...

Cybermugu1:
Because in their scheme of work Examination is the last, then Mid-Term break.

So, after exams they go on a break.

@Op, why i even wasting my time.. you no go primary sch

Maybe I didn't go.

I have been trying to understand if end of exams means end of the term because once the exam is over, pupils automatically stop coming to school only to show up again on the last friday for collection of results. Is this idea good? Is it proper?

parrotibaba:
Europa league is harder

I thought as much.

valinda:
fool...big lie

Thank you.

Europa league between Beskitas and Tottenham was put on hold as the power went off during the match in Beskitas stadium in Turkey. The viewers had to use their phones as lights. I thougt it was in Nigeria that such things happen.

Which one do you think is more difficult?

Anambra state flag/logo is the best and finest. I love my state.

What of girls, where are their own?

Even upon all stresses and  challenges, Mrs Juliana made up here mind not to give up on Education, Knowing in mind that it is one of the Keys to success.
A 42-year-old mother of four children, Mrs Juliana Godwin, has returned to school to complete her education over 31 years after she dropped out of school due to financial constraints.
Mrs Juliana, a native of Riyom in Riyom Local Government Area of Plateau State, is presently a Junior Secondary School I (JSSI) student at the Junior Secondary School, Gosa, Abuja, same school one of her children attends, according to a Live report.
She is READY to get back the lost opportunities after financial constraints had stalled her education in 1983.
“I had to leave for Jos in 1983, since my father could no longer sponsor my education to secondary school because he had no money," she said.
Her urge to return to the classroom, with kids a third of her age is characteristic of her dogged nature.
Between 1984 and the present, she has taken on several trades and menial jobs, including water vending, hawking and hair plaiting, in her role as the bread winner for a fairly large family.
"While I was with my cousin, I enrolled in a tailoring shop to learn dress making. I completed it within a year and six months”, she said.
“In 2003, I was able to save some money from water hawking. I started pepper and tomato business with N1,000 from the savings. I also went into corn roasting business, but my husband stopped me from the business in 2007."
Her hunger for formal education led her to enrol with the Refocusing Nigerian Talents Organisation (RENITO), a non-governmental organisation which gave her valuable training on soap (liquid, medicated and bar), petroleum jelly (pomade) and disinfectants production.
“I came to realise that the business was lucrative and helpful to me and my family. I decided to make savings towards going back to school after I dropped out in 1983."
Mrs Juliana's commendable decision to return to the classroom is however not going down well with her husband, despite the fact that she is bearing the cost by herself.
“My husband was against my decision and quarrelled seriously with me.
"But I didn’t give up on my decision. In 2013, I went on to enrol at Junior Secondary School, Gosa, Airport Road, Abuja, where I started in JSS I F.
"I was able to raise N10, 000 to pay for admission expenses."
The final evidence of her interest in learning is the fact that she enrolled at the Junior Secondary level.
"I told myself I will start from JSS I, as it will help me to have the foundation of secondary school education and to understand what I would be taught," she said of the decision.
Despite being by far the oldest person in her class (and school) she "is ready to accept every academic and moral discipline that will shape her future", urging the teachers to punish her “just like other students."
With her sights set on a university degree, there is no stopping Mrs Juliana.
“I have seen great changes in my life, and I am coping seriously.
"My aim is to study marketing in the university after I would have completed my senior secondary education."
Of a truth, where there is a will, there is always a way.
This has to be a Lesson to Every one out there... There is always a WAY.

Sourec: http://unnedu..com/2014/12/42-years-woman-returns-back-to-jss-1.html?m=1

They can also rubbish ur name in seconds if u mess up.

No man dumps a good lady or a good girl!!

Hon. Ifeanyi Ugwunyi has emerged as Enugu state PDP primaries for Governorship.

A friend of mine wrote this some where:
she said and I quote "When you get a decent girl, give her things indecent girl gets indecently to proof to her that decency has a price"
Please, what do you understand by this?

There are many physical and mental health benefits of sex that go beyond the bedroom. Countless studies prove that se.x has many positive impacts to the mind and body, and is good for you in many ways that you may not have thought about before.

1. Sex is a great stress relief. A great benefit of regular sex is that it lowers blood pressure and overall stress. Hence the common joke about men and women who seemingly need an attitude adjustment or "happy pill" needing to just "get laid." When engaged in sexual activity, there are many chemicals that play a role in the positive side effects of sex.

The main players are dopamine, the reward hormone, prolactin, the hormone of satiation, oxytocin the "cuddle hormone" and levels of androgen receptors. All of these powerfully affect our desire for intimacy and our susceptibility to addictive activities and substances. So if you're feeling stressed out, I suggest you solve it by taking it to the bedroom; it's a fun remedy, even if it's temporary.

2. Sex burns some serious calories.
- pre-intimacy: Even your "warm-up" burns calories. You can burn up to 25 calories every 15 minutes of pre-intimacy based on a 150 pound person.
- Massage: A sensual massage can burn up to 80 calories per hour, and is obviously a fun and enjoyable activity for both partners.
- Performing MouthAction: Can burn up to 100 calories per half an hour. 
- Having an orgasm: If you want to top off the calorie-burning, reaching orgasm can burn an additional 60 to 100 calories. To increase this count, you don't have to stop at just one.
The secret to burning more calories during sex is easy: Put more time, passion and energy into your activity and enjoy the benefits!

3. Sex helps you live longer. They say that an active sex life slows the aging process, and it has been proven that men who have regular sex will actually reduce the risk of heart attack. Any caring partner that knows sex lowers blood pressure and boosts cardio health should encourage frequent sex, right? Sex can reduce the risk of fatal heart attack, increase immunity and improve cardiovascular health.

With all of these benefits combined, you will live longer than those who do not engage in regular sex. Studies have revealed that regular sex can extend one's life span by up to 7-8 years! I don't know about you, but I'll take more sex over a casket any day of the week. 

4. Sex improves self-esteem. Do you want to know why the men and women in those Viagra commercials are all smiling, whistling, jumping and skipping while walking to work? Sexual activity actually improves one's self-esteem. A major reason why many people choose to have sex is to feel better about themselves; it's a great side effect especially when you need a little boost.

5. Sex lowers risk of cancer. It may relieve men to know that increased ejaculations will lower the risk of prostate cancer. Studies have shown that guys in their 20s who "get off" five or more times a week reduce their risk of getting prostate cancer by a third, whereas older men with 21 or more ejaculations per month were linked to lower prostate cancer.

A 1989 study in France found that women who had less sex or no sex at all had three times the risk of breast cancer compared to those that had sex more frequently.

If you want to live a healthier, longer and happier life, sex is a great solution.

Nobody has said you should go and kill yourself with sex oo!!

There are some people dat wen dey die, vultures wil feed on dis corpses.