₦airaland Forum

@ Gabry, we hail thee the professional.
@ poster, na lie the girl dey lie, this same cock and bull happened to me sometimes back, the shema talk say she dey period and i touched the place and felt the damn pad.
Two weeks later she came up with the same trick na him i vex unveil the area and behold the pad was there but no blood stain, so i demanded an explanation and she started pleading that she was scared & i should forgive her for the deciet.
The rest na history abeg.
Guy confirm it yourself say na original menses.
Happy Bleep!

Na wa ooo for this nairaland, wetin man no go hear?

How much is this baby?

Hi, is this baby still available cos i wanna get one for my baby in Naija.
Folarichards@yahoo

Hi, is this baby still available cos i wanna get one for my baby in Naija.
Folarichards@yahoo

Engine pix pls!

Its either;

1, u've been jinxed.
2, u're a gay.
3, you got na balls.

LMBAO!

Its either;

1, u've been jinxed.
2, u're a gay.
3, you got na balls.

LMBAO!

So WTF are we supposed to do? Hook you up? NL ain't no love-vendor palace.
*mutters to himself, all this small boiz sha*
mshew!

So pathetic of you.[quote author=Il Duce! link=topic=425860.msg5879028#msg5879028 date=1271097938]Mine was rather harsh but it taught me a valuable lesson: to always be prepared.
In SS2, There was this chic in my class, and this chic was B.E.A.U.T.I.F.U.L! My goodness!
To add to that she was very reserved and i like them like that. I was plotting to woo this girl, but man pickin no get liver. We crossed path on a number of occasions and each time i developed fever.
Then one day - a black day in my life's history - It was a free period and the class was rowdy. i was sitting at my desk when this chic came and sat by my side. I didnt know and i didnt hear her. Then she tapped me on the shoulder. When i turned and saw her i nearly fainted! Me and this chic have NEVER been this close not to talk of physical contact.
Then she asked me the weirdest, deadliest and unexpected question.
She asked me: "Do you like me?"
Just imagine that type of question. No fear, nothing.
The only thing that came out of mouth was: No. . .For what? And i answered it almost immediately.
She just looked at me for some seconds and then walked away.
I hated myself. I went home immediately, with 3 periods still left. I hated my whole household throughout that weekend like say na them cause am.
She is married now sha with one kid. Lucky husband, fuccked up me
Pathetic you![/quote]

Payback time, so sweet.

I was 7 then and we had this house girl who was abt 18yrs, she and her friends used to play with my tiny stick while watching mojo.
I liked it though!

Noted

Crime section pls!

Gotta sleep, you guys won't kill me with laugther.

Clueless!

Jocker, 3.2my backside

Wow, too good to be true

How much?

4 or nufin!

@ poster, am so sorry abt your predicament.
Mine was @ nite sha, i stoped this hottie to have a word wit her and what she said was that if you don't get the Bleep off my back i will slap you.
I just respected my self and left.

Answer;
Intimacy is now 3 for #5