₦airaland Forum

DrGoodman:
Some people still trying to be above the law.

Same "I too big" attitude that destroyed Nigerian Airways and NEPA, same attitude that killed NTA, same attitude that scattered the sports ministry.

This section of the country who loves to delay others by forcing everyone to endure their backwardness should return to the part of Africa where they joined Nigeria from.

future jargon Highland uou mean?

Yes it Aminu Tambuwal

Iamdbull:
Incase you Wondering why am just getting an haircut this year an haircut or a haircut goes for $20 here. But wetin man go do that's the price to pay for being a starboy.

So how do I look?

why your teeth come dey like roasted goat?

Dubai, Abuja and lagos properties no dey oooo

chatinent:
If trust dey, water no for boil fish.

the guy Don control him guy wey go come pick am

Mercedes benz C280 2010 model

Your sister's position though

In urgent need of above named car and model. Naija used and must be first body, auto and nit converted please

silvoclaira:
What is "apple green BS" on the invoice

simply means Apple green bull shit

SportsHD:
same ol fire brigade approach.
Two weeks from now on, there would be more kpo fire sites. It's not like they can stop it.

Army generals, navy, nscdc, police, they all have sites they're guarding and operating.

Earning 4.2 million plus from a 33,000litres trailer load of pms?
Their salary in a year isn't up to this. Hence the greed. Na why kpo sites plenty like POS stand for mainland.


Most of these big sites load at least one to two trucks per day. Not to talk about the little jerry can sites.

you dey game

You no dey eat protein?

Una want make dog bite am?

the lady said after being slapped lol

stephenduru:
Kaduna State House of Assembly Speaker, Rt. Hon Yusuf Ibrahim Zailani broke down in tears during the burial rites of his colleague, Hon. Rilwanu Aminu Gadagau, who was killed by bandits along Zaria-Kaduna Express way. The burial was also attended by other House of Assembly members

cc; Lalasticlala, mynd44

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2021/12/kaduna-house-of-assembly-speaker-breaks.html?m=1

He laundered some funds for you abi? Now you don't know the fate of those monies? Eyah!

Ekpa!

Actually he promised a whole lot of things

BeeBeeOoh:
https://www.sunnewsonline.com/insecurity-banditsve-turned-north-to-killing-field-says-sultan/

Good morning Mr Sultan

Have you done HIV test?

Inhale you can do better na, thanks all the same. God bless your pocket. May it never run dry.

Book her for CS abeg and if she survives make she comoy hand for evil.

Don't know the best but I sure know the worst is Ecobank

barbstee:
A young man by the name ADEBOWALE SIKIRU narrated how he was rejected by the owner of the collapsed Ikoyi building simply because of his religion just minutes before the collapsed!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJgIZvkjqPo

how are we sure you didn't go back to plant bomb because you were rejected? Allahu akbar!

I totally detest IPOB, ESN and their ilks but this is very bad. I condernm it in its entirety.

saphiere:
I've been a victim.
Exactly. Mine hid the camera. I was at his mercy for years. But God who knew my heart turned things around for me.
Long story my dear. He made me do some unthinkable things to prevent him leaking the video. I was really at his mercies.

I have a very long bitter story to tell my children.

create thread na

Pictures of your crash pls

smithmoi:
This happened to me after the birth of my son, my wife had CS, i had spent so much. While doing the normal run arounds after birth, i felt like the car was too dirty, so i just jejely branched a car wash, while the guy was washing, i noticed there was a steam wash beside them. So i asked the steam was guy to wash my engine when he was done. I wnt to relax somewhere to cool my head o while my car is being washed next thing i see all boys coming towards me apologising. Aparently the guy washing wanted to shift the car towards the steam wash guy, obviously not used to cars with soft pedals, over pressed and bashed my car. Mehn..you can imagine how my world crashed... A car i had repaired, and sprayed in preperation for my new born. Omo i repaired the car myself, buh i broke down sha.

Yes bro, she will definitely be dicked even married women are talk more of girlfriend?

FarahAideed:
I am telling ..seems his hands were cut off and he was shot in the face with a heavy duty machine gun

not necessarily, even a 9mm hand gun will create such devastation wen shot at close range

Wow! That's below the belt Prof

Send your account number

Doradorwa:
Obviously I'm so angry and I just have to type this to feel better.

2 hours ago I decided to buy 1 lacasera and 1 donut to eat before seeing my project supervisor. Total sum of my purchase was #200. I bought what I wanted and a fellow coursemate saw me and she was like hailing me to buy her something. I was like "Babe no worry, I go do you well soon, abeg just chilax everywhere go good.
I was saying all this because that was the last money with me. Then to my surprise the man selling the stuffs was like " shey padi da na ( Don't be stingy to your friend nah). Me that I know my pocket I continued to scope the girl but this man just continue to interrupt me so I had no choice than to buy the girl a pie and that was #150. So plus my own purchase everything got summed up to #350 and I gave the man #500. My last card ooo... The next thing the man was like "Ra drink fun ore e nah, ma shey ore ti ko pe " ( Buy drink for you friend nah, don't be stingy with your help).

I was just looking at the man like shey this one dey whine me ni. The stupid girl was still like she will manage bottle water. And I continued to tell them that the remaining change is for bike back to the hostel but the yeye man was just adding salt to my wound. Las las the man pushed the drink into the girl hands and was like " Aunty, owo yin ti pe" ( Aunty your money done complete). Haaaa... God will judge that man ooo....

I ended up buying #200 thing while the girl bought #300 thing. I'm done with my project supervisor but I have to trek back to my hostel. I swear I'm so angry. Why are some sale-people like that.

Have you ever had an encounter like this?

Bar man! Abeg knack this bros one chilled Heineken

bummyla:
I can feel your pain Bros! Everything you said is valid! Am currently separated from Madam, because of most of the things you listed, you were going through in your marriage. The only different is that my wife grew up in a normal family setting, Papa, Mama and Siblings (though they are orphans now). But her elder sister who does not want to marry and whom they all fear ruined my home with the support of Madam. Madam doesn't shout and use foul language on me. But most of her friends and siblings insult me to my face, while she enjoys every show put up by them. Forgetting I paid her siblings house rent, for 3 years going with I just stopped now she is gone. Got jobs for 3 of the boys at different times. Training the two brothers I love from secondary school, now one is in university. Doing that because I love those two.

Love is not enough in marriage! Dont demand from your husband what your father could not provide for you, his entire life. If you want it, go and get them for yourself. Women are now Nigerian Banks CEOs