shalom4eva:
Around 2012 I got to know nairaland when I was job hunting, little did I know something big awaits me . Fast forward to 2017, I met this pretty damsel (rebirth 4goody, formerly rebirthforgoody).

We became friends and later into a love relationship. To God be the glory, today we are happily married. Thanks to nairaland even though I didn't get any job through this platform,but I gained a lot of experience and a beautiful woman as wife .

Guys please show us some love and wish us well

Biko how do you people do this thing? I don't even know any lady here let alone marrying �

Which Browser do you people use?

One thing must kill a man!

Ndubuisipaul1:
At the age of 25 I was mocking a man that got married at the age of 33 I told him that he married too late. Now am 32 I don't even know when I will get married because of lack of money.

Many of our Nigerian girls are not married because ,we guys don't make money on time to marry them. Am 32 no girlfriend ( because I cannot sustain them ) and no plans of marriage , and you are blaming the ladies . Will tree marry them?

Meanwhile I am a professional photographer, and videographer.

That one follow shaa.

But,

Lass lass many guys nogo marry.
Women pass men in number

Some people's future husbands don die for battle field while SARS don kill some.

That thing nobe boutique, na shop jorrr�

Let that man swear he never cheat her wife for once.

Meanwhile, I would like to interview this kinda woman to know her reasons.

Story!

His death don reach. Even those who live for themselves and please nobody also die.

One thing must kill a man. After his death comes different tori.

RIP man.

Everybody blames the woman now even without getting the full gist. Death is very strong.

Personally, I think the man contributed to his death. Why did he go there to disgrace himself? Did he negotiate with the woman before eating? Why couldn't he beg other customers to pay for him if he had no money? Even if after eating he found out his wallet Was missing, he could still beg the woman and the woman would consider if he was her customer, or still ask for help from people.

I had been in several situation where I had to beg money on the road to complete my tfare. People push people to the wall. I think the guy was drunk and that's the disadvantage of getting drunk. The woman may have anger issue, yes, but he didn't kill the man at first impulse. This is avoidable death. We should always be careful with dealings with people. Don't cause people to harm you.

Lesson: learn to hold your anger.
Secondly, don't be very stupid.

Everybody blames the girl and calls her olosho without knowing exactly what the kerfuffle is all about.

Let's assume he sees something on the phone at that moment, has he verified? What if it's a setup? The guy is very uncivilized in his act. He is too harsh. He should at least proceed to the church and try settle everything before the service. He gonna still get part of the pain. Shebi he gonna marry mother Theresa baa?

This act of his can lead to suicide or emotional quagmire. The man isn't saint either.

He thinks he is doing me, he is doing himself.

There village people have succeeded in using their brain to waste time �

That's one of the disadvantages of Polygamy. I don't blame the guy sef. �

So how did they conclude the cause of her death?

RIP to the dead.

darling4real1:
I TRULY DON'T ANSWER THIS!!

*Do you know that asking a person “How was your night?” is wrong?*
Well, if you didn’t know it until today, get to know with the help of Edward E Onoriode who shared the update on his Facebook wall.
I felt it very necessary to spread the word and help people know about it too.

Here it is.... as posted by Edward E Onoriode.

I attended a IED (Improvise Explosive Device) fusion cell meeting with some US and British EOD (Explosive Ordnance Disposal) experts yesterday to discuss all the IED incidences that had happened within the week across Somalia.

At the meeting hall, I saluted one of the British officers ‘Good morning sir’ and he responded back ‘good morning to you too’

My oversabi did not allow me to keep quiet so I went further with the Nigeria popular phrase ‘how was your night sir?’

Dude was shock. He looked at me in a weird way as if I’d said something out of the ordinary. Something that’s sacrilegious which is an abomination to his ears. After some sec, he said ‘how my night went is none of your business’!

I was awed in shock. Normally, I was expecting a simple ‘fine’ ‘Good’ ‘Splendid’ ‘ My night was great’ etc. But he didn’t say any of these but he told me ‘how my night went is none of your business’!
I felt embarrassed.

For minutes, I couldn’t mutter a word back to him. I just buried my head in shame.

All through the meeting, I was lost in thought and I couldn’t concentrate on the meeting minutes. I kept asking myself within, ‘was my question wrong?’ ‘have I said something that offended this man?’ ‘could it be that he had a bad night rest and he decided to transfer the aggression at me?’

After the meeting, I did a little Google search and I couldn’t believe the answers I got.

Ladies and gentlemen, did you know the phrase “How was your night ” In English Language means “How was last nights sex?” “How was your night shift duty?” “How was your health during the night hours?”

Whenever you ask this question in the morning to healthy people who are not in sick bed, you’re invariably inquiring about their sexual comfort/activities during the night or how their night shift went and it’s rude to ask such mostly if you’re not closely related to the person.
No wonder the British officer find my question condescending because he felt I was intruding in his private business since I’m not too familiar with him. But I asked that question with a sincere and innocent mind without any harm.
Basically, how was your night is normally asked to people who are receiving treatments in the hospital or people who are on night shift.

Nigeria has really messed me up. Now, I’d be more careful whenever I want to speak with these white folks because I never can tell when I’d say something that’s offensive and invasive again.
By the way, I need to un-learn so many English I’ve been proudly speaking, they’re wrong.
My happiness is that I know the appropriate question whenever I want to enquire how a person’s night went now and it should be;

“Did you have a good night sleep?” or
“Did you sleep well?

The answer to ‘ How was your night?’ Is actually ‘none of your business!’

I have checked our local languages. Even as literal translation goes, no Nigerian language asks ‘How was your night?’ I am checking because of this phrase, for those who know, was not in use in Nigeria as recent as 10 years ago.

As my Doctor friend said to me, it may have come from hospitals.
It’s common knowledge according to the doctor that sick people often have rough nights and most deaths occur at night. So a doctor’s question to the patient during morning ward rounds is usually ‘How was your night?’ If we exported hospital vocabulary to the streets, are we now to assume, we are all at death’s door?

The proper address for mornings is simply ‘good morning’ and if you want to spice it up by being overly friendly, you may add ‘hope you slept well?’ A person’s night is not our business.

If we are Igbo it’s either, ibolachi– have you woken up. Ututuoma- good morning.

If Yoruba, 'ę karo' – good morning. You can go further as Yorubas are won’t do by adding “se daada l'ę ji’ – hope you woke up well?

None of these our local greetings intrusively asks ‘How was your night?’ So, No! It is not African either.
Let us be well aware when we leave our lanes to go measuring that of others.
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*So now we know!*
*Don't go asking me or anyone else "How was my night anymore?*

*Copied*

I guess you haven't heard of NIGERIAN ENGLISH...

drshrewd:
chueeeei na this kain babe I dey like
Chocolate botilicious, brestulucios & natilucious beauty
I fit pay N1m self to nack this babe

You get 1m?

Akụkọ mbe agaba

Fear of the unknown...