₦airaland Forum

Joohan:
Or the snake is one step away from being in my pot of stew

Be like your Village people don follow you reach there. Naija Straight up!

NiklauseFred:
Untill you see snake for ur W.C

Lolzz.. And I won't be able to kill it. I'll have to call people that's in charge of Animals.. *Grins*

NiklauseFred:
I like Aussie sha but i fear their wildlife.

One of Natures Attribute that turns me on

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Edo girls and beauty

As a real nigggar who speaks with her eyes wide open. That babe no near beauty. She's not worth it
That Zimbabwe babe anytime anyday twice on Thursday

RIP! and it had to get to the FP?
This Drivers and Conductor gat no chills on the road. one almost knock me down this morning.
I wonder where they're rushing to

Dimple10:
We were told 15k for attestation of birth from NPC with duration of 2weeks.

The 42k was paid to someone at NIS to process new passport application. This fee covered everything he needed excluding NIN which he already had.

If you have all your documents, please go DIY route and save money.

An affidavit will work just fine in place of birth certificate or attestation.

Thanks

Danny6552:
Australia true school route hope your money long like dangote truck

Where the money dey for Aussie? Na Express sure pass

Dimple10:
Las las this country is a cruise. After plenty roadblocks, we decided DIY route won’t work for him because we’ll spend more and it will take longer.

STORY TIME!!!

My spouse tried to get birth attestation, they said 15k and it will be ready in 2weeks. State of origin letter he no get. He called one of our “aunties” at passport office Ikoyi, that one asked for 42K and his details. She filled the form and asked him to bring 4 passport photographs and come for capture Today.

On getting there, she had done birth attestation, State of origin letter for ogun state and every other thing he might need.

While i’m not pleased with the idea of the route he chose, i understand because it’s less stressful and passport will be ready in a week.

One day Naija will be better.

15k for NPC? isn't that too much?
and 42k for State of Origin?
I don't have this two. won't affidavit pass for it?

Danny6552:
if it's not Australia .. it can never be AUSTRALIA

Lolzz.
I'm with either Canada or Australia. Canada tru Express entry or Australia tru school route

IdreamOfUnicorn:
So a Twitter link led me here saying this thread is funny .
I read through and didn't see what was "funny" sha but I know I'm not here by mistake

What did u search on google that made it direct you here. Funny u say??
strange

Danny6552:
@whyna what kind of student job that is available in Vietnam?

You dey plan Vietnam route??

Dimple10:
Ok quick question for those that have done fresh application.

Is it compulsory to have a state of Origin/LGA letter or it can be overlooked?

I’m trying to get a fresh Passport application for my spouse But he no get that one and no time to run to Abeokuta to get it.

Tot you've gotten urs?
Did you by pass the LGA State of origin?

lindareep:
4k

NAME of the Gel?

lindareep:
This 2020 comes with special packages

Weekend deal, I Will deliver men enlargement gel to your preferred location within Lagos

How much

ERCROSS:
I heard that their women don't cheat once they get married. Is it true?

And who told you that one?
You think its easy to stick with one woman/Man for the rest of your life?
Its just God that we have to rely on.

selemo:
Why should you break someone heart in the first place. That means you are a bad someone. Do not try it with a western lady otherwise you end up six feet.

I did not break her heart. We were not just right for each other! We were opposite! she's obsessed and I couldn't help it anymore

My Opinion!
I cannot marry Edo/Benin Girl even in the dream world
Those ones would love you to stupor! and if you break their heart. You're in for it
You see Edo babes!
I clap ma hands off them
PS: There are still some sane ladies tho

paulolee:
yeah....back then when I visited my uncle in p.h...she say she be virg n am her first BT it didn't seem so to me...she was soo into me n just CNT free me even after seeing me flirting with other girls openly...
she Do say she normally dream abt d both of us getting married.... I jus bear her wahala n craze till I leave pH...d Bea folo join d reason why I left pH soo early, mk Bea no go allow obsession take stab me for nite...

Your Story is Similar to mine! but it was an Edo Babe. This girl love me sotey she dey chop abuse and curses from other girls wey like me. She's just to over possessive!
She broke up with me, the following day. she said it was a mistake and we should cone back. Lol
Me wey don tire for her for like 2 weeks back and I dey find chance to break up! She nearly swear for me bkos say I be the first to burst the pipe.
Babe was really Obsessed with me.
Monitor ma movement like say I be her pikin.
Calls to know my where about
Wants to read ma chat at any small space
and even made my friends give her update while in school about who I'm with,where I go
This one don Pass love abeg!
Man GATS move on
To be honest I miss her

Make she gettat abeg

Amotolongbo:
After teaching us the skills, what else?

Many of us have already acquired this digital skills on our own. Provide a good platform and environment where every digital skill acquired can thrive and not just die away like you said

With the enabling environment, many of our “yahoo boys” will quit fraud

Can you teach me digital skills/Marketing?

thejourney200:
It is obvious you talk from a place of pain and bitterness. It isn't anyone's fault you are tied down in Nigeria.

Crime has no race or color and anyone who is criminally minded will engage in crime. Many people have jobs that pays well above the bills as savings/investment funds are counted as bills particularly, when it is targeted savings.

A few may be struggling at this point but it is a matter of time and circumstance. As far as they can live a decent life, I am sure they are grateful.

You see this kind of people?. Bro I'll advice you not to explain further. This ones believe Nigeria would get better very soon, not knowing they're on a looong thing!!

Bettycars:
If you are godly as you want to appear, then you would not be this immature and stoop so low to insult yourself. Yes while we thank God, do we deny the fact that overspeeding is what caused the accident when you see the impact or extent of damage on the vehicle

Nigerians!!! Smh and who asked you for the cause!

Bettycars:
Overspeeding.

Shut up and Thank God for his life

jjohndoe83:
Our landing story

Congrats. May you find Joy and Fulfilment in Maple Land. A tear Dropped while reading this!
Congrats once again!!