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This is the type I will cherish forever, I just pray she will be a bit beautiful and presentable I will work on the remaining attributes to my taste

xxxtedyxxx:
YOU were on business calls when you received the stalker's whatsapp message?

You dropped the so called urgent business call to reply a whatsapp message?

business call business call. clients abroad clients abroad..that's all you keep mentioning.

You dey mind the imbe....?

so make we come believe her now say true true she was communicating with foreign philanthropist because we no get sense again abi?

Nothing we no go read for nairaland

them can't even lie well

mttcheeew

MariaLavina:
Ladies you don read am so, marry quick ooo

Are you not a lady again?

Atiku is coming

MariaLavina:
I can't wait to grow into a MATURED man.

Don't laff, learn not to judge a book by its cover, you want to put a ring just becos she said she is the table(whatever that means)?

MariaLavina:
So you mean when I grow to a matured man, this won't freak me anymore?

The moment you see comments like that you will shake head, smile and pass

So the one she is going to marry, she will know when he is going to die?
Only God sister, only God

Firstorderwizard:
Today is sundayoo,don't force me to lay curse on you.

why not clear the curse that is on you first?

Firstorderwizard:
Must you comment?

stewp!d small boi

Go and meet a prophet too make we rest here

MissRaine69:
That’s not my fault or problem now is it? They have not seen it all, they have met a lot of women but they have not met all women. There is a difference.

They can't date all the women of course but has dated from each of the classes that women belong to

I can tell you the exact class of women you belong to and every matured man on this forum will narrate their encounter with a lady from that class

MariaLavina:
If I were a man, I will put a ring on your finger right now.


Believe me sis, I hardly do this. But you got me.

calm down, some of the matured guys here has seen it all, nothing can shake them, they have seen different types of ladies, most of them are just overrated,

Thunder fire that minister

Come to Borno state where I am presently, the number of out of school children is more than the population of Akwa ibom as a state

this is iginla's story
I may or may not believe this story

this is iginla's story
I may or may not believe this story

Teenage actress with those lapse I'm seeing?
Teenage ko leanage ni

PEREZPERECTUS:
They may not necessarily had mistaken you for a military man, in Nigeria institutions, it is when you shout and attempt violence that people tend to understand you and are likely to do the needful. This could be why Fela sang "I no be gentleman at all "

You are right bro!

I went to one of my bank branches to withdraw money, I requested for withdrawal leaflet, the lady at the counter said I should use the ATM or my booklet, I told her none is with me, she said the bank no longer issue that leaflet to customers that I have to go home and bring my booklet, oush! I was so mad at her to the extent the whole banking hall thought Arm Robbers just invaded the place, she started begging me to calm down that there is a way out

That was when she started asking me for my BVN, capture my finger and bla bla bla
at last I got my money

ped007:
U use style dey useless oooo

Abi? Don't mind me abeg

ped007:
U use style dey useless oooo

Abi? Don't mind me abeg

deltateam:
Does the force employ smallie people? There's a particular height they check. Seems there are some gaps to your story.

I tall small bro.. but thin, check my dp

obinoral1179:
smallish makes me laugh.... Your landlord must be a good man.

The man is the most humble man I have ever seen bro.

Good is an understatement

That was how my landlord almost died in wuse zone 3 general hospital, blood level was said to be at a very very low level , the man was turning white, he was rushed to the hospital at exactly 6.00am but no one attended to him till 1.00pm when I got there he was lying on a plastic chair begging them, I asked why he was not been attended to, they were passing blames

I left them went to a nearby beer joint and got myself high, by the time I went back there, I started shouting and attempted to slap everyone, due to my action they probably thot I was a military man, omo see how they were busy on my landlord, within 10min the man was admitted, I paid for 3bags of blood, they performed all d lab magic, administered the blood after 2days he was discharged healthy and in good condition

Till today my landlady that used to talk to me anyhow may be because of my size got to know that we smallish people are mighty inside

brothers and sisters if you are going to a govt hospital with your love ones never forget your craze head for house o... you might need it...their only target patients are the rich

ClearFlair:
Ode! He’s coming to rule your household...lol

will you take otapiapia?

ok

Truly Atiku is coming

stop calling her immediately, can't you be a man for once?

Atiku is coming

garfield1:
Seems i will soon be vindicated.they are now using campaign crowd size as an evidence of their victory.what a childish statement.they will soon include it in their petition.apc may be bad but we are better than pdp

so you now help the supposed dead party according to omenka to broadcast their world press conference, wonderment

Whitepubb:
What I've seen and experience would shock you atheist.lmao.don't want to scare you though continue Revolving round the misery of life and in the end you'll still never get an answer. Your only meant to understand when u key to a source. And your source is you. Try getting a higher source if not you'll be ignorantly blank till the end ,hovering round postulations lol.live on bruh

You even have time to answer them, you think people are not reading their post?

We want them to continue to believe that there is no God

The way this APC UK dey funny me ehn

like seriously? APC as a political party based in UK?
Do they vote?

Balling with our resources in far away land

Almost 10% of our budget is been spent in the UK that was why Theresa May was the first to congratulate Buhari on the stolen mandate