Only in lagos would u c someone well dressed begging for money with claims that he was robbed, n Only in lagos would u c small 4*4" apartment raised to a 5 storey building,

Mr Poster, U'r one cheap dude, U mean for 4 years d babe asked u 2 calculate all u have spent, It shows u spent a little,  But if this babe is a GLUTTON, immediately she said those words, u would have DIALLED her number, may be when it rings she take those words back. But anyways thank your starts, she is know somebodies WAHALA, BYE BYE TO BAD RUBBISH  Wink


I support this dude o, poster if u can really calculate all u've spent in four years then brov u no they try o, abi na only her bdaes u dy spend give  the babe ni??
Just collect ur money back atleast beta off loosing both ways for u, i dnt fink that can happen to me newaiz, lai lai, wah insolent

It depends on what you mean by shift cos the IT teams in the bank run shifts

As funny as it may seems I once slept and woke up without ma clothes and up till now i still blame it on the friend that passed the night with me lol, 2. Was ma big bro lol secondary school days he thot me Organic Chemistry in his sleep and up till now no one cud have done it better than he did, still talks in his sleep tho,

As for your girlfriend who does chores in her dreams i fink i would advice you go with the Poster who says You should sit her down and talk to her to own up and after that I guess you could both work on helping her situation, Prolly try to but her actions into common sense and device a means to sort her out, (Praying cos u have headache, i personally dnt fink its the right thing.)

A snoring friend once passed the night at ma crib and when it became alarming i gave him a hot slap(pretend as if i wz sleeping he looked arnd for a while n went bk to slip) and i swear down he didn't dare snor for the rest of the night, (I guess he was scared he might receive another slap)

Thanks so much Mukina for names, am sure gonna need it sometime soon

From all readings it has been stated that fasting wud start on the 22nd, Shaban will be 30th on friday,

Btw How do u fink you cud help our Muslim brothers in places like Lagos (where NUDITY) has become the ladies way of life plus the constant advert and bills you c everyday would cope,

may 28 is d date so no hatin

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately in your own interest. Do not check the aswers before answering.


Let's find out just how clever you really are,


Have a fun filled day.



Ready? GO!!!



First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second
person. What position are you in?






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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place, so you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but don't take as much time as you took for the first one, OK?

Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are, ?






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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?


You're not very good at this, are you?






Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.



Take 1000 and add 40 to it, Now add another 1000 . Now add 30.
Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add 10. What is the total?




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Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.



If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right,
, Maybe.



Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?




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Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!



Okay, now the bonus round:

You may have seen this one before let's be sure.


A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
done.


Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?




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He just has to open his mouth and ask,
It's really very simple, Like you!

they r all kwl

it gt to be a joke cos i noe ur mum can do better lol

she is gt swag's on mehn i dig her

so tiny i cnt see it lol the last on ei saw was wen she toss the pant

hallellujaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

NOTE its not about the queen's wealth it is all about the Britains'

How did the great britain become rich
it's a question that has been running in my mind for a while now and i wud really appreciate u nairalanders contributions.
Thanks ya'all
"It may interest you to know that royals pay almost double the tax rate than their fellow countrymen.As for Elizabeth's money,well you can thank her great grandmother,Queen Victoria for that. When she ascended the throne in the early 1800's,the royal family was almost broke and was also looked down upon by the aristocracy.
Victoria was the one who invested what little money the family had and it's been growing ever since" right or worng? and if right what did the grandmother invest in?waitin for ur responses ya'all

i]or u cud call him/her
angel martinez
pwincezz fiona
or just call him richiebabie
raysparkles

U don craze

If i be woman and you call me the above names, i would chop off your nuts!

lol have u heard kanye's u cud be my black kate moss its the xter that matters

I like the kind of way i they live now,

am unique finito

cud this be love?

you cannot blame me for noticing your beauty,

i cnt help but fink what an angel our baby will be considerin ur bwty nw

hmmmmmmmmmmm that's nice moyo

have u got any pickup or break up line??@moyo feel me in