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 Jokes Etc › Re: baddddddd joke!!! by richpitt(m): 11:23am On Nov 20, 2008 |
@ dgurl u are too much lmao A young Jamaican father-to-be awakened the village doctor in the middle of the night saying "Doc!Doc!Come fas nuh! Is muh wife man! She water dun brek man! She bout to born de chile!" The doctor came over and told the father "Hold de lamp higher! Hold de lamp higher nuh!" The father obliged, and behold, a baby's cry was soon heard. The father cried out: "Praise de Lard! A boy! I's de proud fadduh of A baby boy!" The doctor again told the father, "Hold de lamp higher! Hold de lamp highernuh man!". The father again complied, and to be sure, another cry was heard. The father excitedly proclaimed: "Is twins!! I got twins! I's doubly blessed! Glory be to God!" The doctor instructed, "Hold de lamp higher! Hold de lamp higher nuh!" Sure enough, a THIRD cry was heard! The father, somewhat subdued, in a nervous tone, muttered, "Oh. Thank ya Jesus." The doctor repeated, "Hold de lamp higher!. Hold de lamp higher nuh man!", and a short while yet a FOURTH cry was heard. The father said nothing, being lost in deep thought. The doctor for a fifth time commanded "Hold de lamp higher man! Hold the lamp higher nuh!" The father then asked; "Doc, yuh tink maybe is de light dat attractin' dem?"
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| Romance › Re: Pick-up lines. And Break-up Lines. by richpitt(m): 11:10am On Nov 20, 2008 |
this is funny and stupid lol a guy walks up to a gurl and says The CIA is trying to steal my privates, I need to find a place to hide it
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Time For Some Male Bashing (For A Change) by richpitt(m): 7:39am On Nov 20, 2008 |
have u thot of this ya'all why do u think the ladies can't really do without us  ?In every woMAN there is a MAN, every sHE a HE ?and there issues alwaiz go long in involving us MENstruation,MENopause and the likes It's jst simple without us they are nothing,
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| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: What Is Your Date Of Birth? See If U Have A Match by richpitt(m): 7:25am On Nov 20, 2008 |
waitiinnnn!!!!!!! for my gemini 0525 may 28 boiz n gurlz
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| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Just Post Your Pictures Here (not More Than Two) by richpitt(m): 1:20pm On Nov 19, 2008 |
hmm
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| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Just Post Your Pictures Here (not More Than Two) by richpitt(m): 1:17pm On Nov 19, 2008 |
this is me
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| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Who has Yahoo? I Want to Chat! by richpitt(m): 12:21pm On Nov 19, 2008 |
segxy_211@yahoo.com |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Nigerian Slangs! by richpitt(m): 11:44am On Nov 19, 2008 |
Ori e 4ka si be Iye mi e ja lori omi Sebi iwo ni How evry How e dy go? So ti jasi Y u they cast na? No loud am No long thing Y u the romance mi na?trying to make a fool of me Wetin u they sell?what are u talking about?or meaning u they lie Na who they f**k u?meaning who is decievin u |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Do you have any funny anectodes? by richpitt(m): 11:02am On Nov 19, 2008 |
The only time my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers. In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: 19 Signs That You've Landed in Nigeria by richpitt(m): 8:04am On Nov 19, 2008 |
Mac Donald's is wacked compared to our dear Mr Bigg's and it's in Naija that when u talk a so called Ajebo "fake" to a restaurant and n feigning level tell u sweetheart am bellefull  |
| Romance › Re: Pick-up lines. And Break-up Lines. by richpitt(m): 4:36pm On Nov 18, 2008 |
break up lines If I have to do it all over again it wud be with U, bt i just think we need sometym out. We need some space dear,probably with tym we will fall deeper in love or fall out, |
| Romance › Re: Pick-up lines. And Break-up Lines. by richpitt(m): 6:34pm On Nov 17, 2008 |
oh my bad tcherokee is the name no vex man am nt good wiv names especially wen its a gee |
| Romance › Re: Pick-up lines. And Break-up Lines. by richpitt(m): 6:27pm On Nov 17, 2008 |
I bet ur momma told u wen u were young not to play with fire now see how HOT u have grown to become, thank goodness u didn't listen to her lol Do u alwaiz carry this magical broom of urs around?what broom?the one u swept my heart away with If good looks kills baby, u wud be a weapon of mass destruction and I wudn't mind being a terrorist jst to be in possession of u You know, I think you would look better if you lost 5 pounds, In my opinion those clothes weigh exactly 5 pounds ! Bleep @ hot angel and twzro, i really dig ur pick up n ditch lines u 2 gt mii trippin n am like u are good U look like someone i have met b4, oh my bad twz in the drmland Fallin in love is not the question,the question is when u fall inn love who will be there to catch u??is it U |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: What Is Your Date Of Birth? See If U Have A Match by richpitt(m): 2:14pm On Nov 17, 2008 |
still waitin any geminni 0528 may 28 in the house ?can't wait to meet ya'all holla at me on segxy_211@yahoo.com |
| Romance › Re: What Do You Call Your Lover In Private? by richpitt(m): 9:17am On Nov 17, 2008 |
or u cud call him/her cutestuff Pumpkin Hunniebunnie sweetstuff smiling angel chocolate drop cutie pie angel martinez pwincezz fiona or just call him richiebabie raysparkles what have uuuuuuuuuuuu i tell u i have at one tym or the oda use the above names for my gurls |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: What Is Your Date Of Birth? See If U Have A Match by richpitt(m): 12:56pm On Nov 13, 2008 |
@ yogun my pal is feb 29 also reply here if u really wanna meet ur leaper |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: What Is Your Date Of Birth? See If U Have A Match by richpitt(m): 12:29pm On Nov 13, 2008 |
0528 the magical no and keyz u got it that is my PIN lol May 28 birthmate ?holla back here |
| Literature/Writing Ads › Re: Poetry Contest by richpitt(m): 11:48am On Nov 13, 2008 |
After a long walk, In a dry day to the grass root. A sunny day felt by the innermost of my head. My heart was breathing at an interval of one minute. The weather was stuffy leaving little air for me to live on. But, I found you at a prime time, In the middle of a day. Resusciated with your appealing scent of well-groomed, Dropping in millions like dews with every step u made. I approached you in a polite morale manner, But i was astuned i couldn't pronounce word with the look in your sparkling pupils. I smile with mystery, You chuckled shyly at my amazement before you cast off the spell. "When you are love by someone you love, You feel nothing but love" Everything is cool complemented with: colourfulclouds, fresh air, and the glittering of the sun. The laughter’s and humor, Our nonchalant gesture to our foe Being with u everything is eternally perfect Don’t leave me because every smile on your face tighten the knot of our friendship and unveil the truths. |
| Literature/Writing Ads › Re: Poetry Contest by richpitt(m): 9:44am On Nov 13, 2008 |
to all those people who have lost there love ones, alwaiz keep it in mind that For every coming there will be a going and we meet to part and part to meet,it doesn't matter when,how and where u die what matters most is the sureness of the world after.When u were born u cried while others smile so leave ur life in the doctrine of God so when u die u will have cos to smile while others cry, @ all u are all tha bomb |
| Literature › Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by richpitt(m): 9:21am On Nov 13, 2008 |
"Our purpose is to broaden the horizon of human intellectualization and to really make great men out of a great nation by creating in them a great mind" (Ibn Abayomi) |
| Literature › Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by richpitt(m): 9:18am On Nov 13, 2008 |
Giving someone all your love Is never an assurance that they'll love you back! Don't expect love in return; Just wait for it to grow in their heart But if it doesn't, be content it grew in yours. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, An hour to like someone, And a day to love someone, But it takes a lifetime to forget someone |
| Literature › Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by richpitt(m): 9:15am On Nov 13, 2008 |
"You cannot be a missionary if u are not a visionary,you cannot have a mission if u don't have a vision and ur mission would make ur vision clearer" (Ibn Abayomi) |
| Health › Funny How We Vandalize Our Healt To Get Money Read This by richpitt(op): 1:28pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
We squander health in search of wealth; We scheme,strive and save, then we squander Wealth in search of Health and all we have is a Grave; We live and boast of what we own, but when we die, we own only a stone, Your Health is your greatest asset so make it last my people make your money don't let your money make u peace out so short but i guezz the msg here is passed |
| Romance › Re: Mr Nice Guy, Why Do Girls Rarely Date You by richpitt(m): 12:59pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
make ur point ma'am |
| Poems For Review › Re: For Doz Wu Have Got Lil Love In Dem: U Jst Can't But See This: by richpitt(op): 12:57pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
When i first saw your beautiful face you took my breath away and made my mind race you have beautiful brown eyes, when you look at me I melt my heart beats faster, like I have never felt before. I did not say anything to you for a while but I never could quit thinking about your beautiful smile everything was good, but one day it went bad I quit talking to you and I acted like I was ok but inside I was really sad I love it when you have a smile, I hate it when she has a frown if I could I would give you everything , even a crown I never believed in love at 1st sight until I saw you I am going to tell you I love you and hopefully one day you say I love you 2 this poem I am writing is straight from the heart we will be together one day and never again be apart you are perfect in my eyes and I know you are the one maybe one of these days me and you will have a son it might be years from now but I don’t care your amazing body blows me away and makes me start to stare so I am just going to say I love you, I have loved you from the start I will love you forever, I mean that with all my heart and will alwaiz be there for u, . |
| Poems For Review › For Doz Wu Have Got Lil Love In Dem: U Jst Can't But See This: by richpitt(op): 12:53pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
leave ur contribution and i wud be open to comments n ya'all am not a poet After a long walk, In a dry day to the grass root. A sunny day felt by the innermost of my head. My heart was breathing at an interval of one minute. The weather was stuffy leaving little air for me to live on. But, I found you at a prime time, In the middle of a day. Resusciated with your appealing scent of well-groomed, Dropping in millions like dews with every step u made. I approached you in a polite morale manner, But i was astuned i couldn't pronounce word with the look in your sparkling pupils. I smile with mystery, You chuckled shyly at my amazement before you cast off the spell. "When you are love by someone you love, You feel nothing but love" Everything is cool complemented with: colourfulclouds, fresh air, and the glittering of the sun. The laughter’s and humor, Our nonchalant gesture to our foe Being with u everything is eternally perfect Don’t leave me because every smile on your face tighten the knot of our friendship and unveil the truths. [color=#990000][/color] *i wrote it for an ex but she neva got to see it* |
| Romance › Re: Mr Nice Guy, Why Do Girls Rarely Date You by richpitt(m): 12:37pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
lol funny isn't when our dear Mr V had to join David De Angelo's class to be a confirm DJ, don't u fink dos crap he his selling to U myt have somehow gotten to ears of the so call ladies u are after and myt probably use it as a guide to alwaiz fall ur hand whenever u come up with some lines from Him, I blv has a 9ja or lagus boi,all this stuff bou clinchin a lady shudn't be strange cos u learn on street and when it gets to a more classy lady u learn to blend to the new environ, lol like u can go and meet a local gurl and state speaking so many grammer, u shud noe there will be no flow the list u will get is a nod of head,a smile and prolly a what!!!!or leave!!!! and likewise meeting a lady in a corporate environ n gettin all raz at first meetin although from my stat i have discovered that ladies generally love raw and dirty talks, I don't bou u but i sha noe that i get raw with them and they really like it even if they wanna get mad they still end up smilin and gettin all hittie hittie the whole concept is to noe how to blend and Maneuver |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Some Mean Things to Say to Annoying People! by richpitt(m): 5:53pm On Nov 11, 2008 |
omg!!!!that was so bad i had to copy it for some of my pest frnds and guess what i have some to share also, people say u are an asset and i will say they are wrong cos u are off 2 letters which means u are simply an @$$ u are so short that u took a passport and ur legs were showing in it 1 Like |
