Yeahh the police is your friend, that is why they’ll never show up when innocent farmers are being attacked..

Because English language is versatile, people dey come up with new words everyday, and e dey still blend..

Kobicove:


You took my FTC spot

Nope.. your shit ‘Glo network’ did..

That network can make you give your life to Christ before you finish downloading xvideo

After all the suffer there’ll be no job still




By the way, the rain season nor reach there?!

Nigeria... a Land flowing with Milk and honey comedy and cruise..

And this brings to an end the Messi/CR7 debate


At his age, If Ronaldo could do it again in the toughest league, over there in the farmer’s league, we all know the goal machine would have gotten 5 to 7 goals so far..

Sorry boy, you’ll forever be in GOAT Ororo’s shadow

Because of the VAT issue, I see Buhari starting a coded fight against Wike..



Now we’ll get to see the man with the bigger hairy Ballz

Since this does not concern me, let me use this opportunity to say a warm Good morning to you all Nairaland children

Lool

I smell some foul play here..
They’re probably shocked at the number of people registering, compared to the Northern underage registration

Incredible..


While Messi and CR7 don chop yellow red tire

Pastor Chris just left the group chat..

Buhari has finished this country kpatakpata

Up next to visit baba..



Eastern leaders, and few Igbos

Terrorists

FFK backstabbed his friends for only 30pieces of silver

-Reno Omokri

Me:
What interests me about this job is the fact that you can’t do it on your own, and that is why I’m about to be hired

Depending on your location...


Like in my area, there’s this lady that finishes her filled big container of moi-moi on daily basis, except for sundays.... I noticed this.

“Strong and fresh” on the outside, but HURTING and DYing inside.

We know the matters for them Naija girls

festacman:
Tonto baby, you no kill person. Na love you dey look for. Yes,

Here are some words to lift you

Cause a rose is still a rose
Baby, girl, you're still a flower
He can't lead you and then take you
Make you and then break you
Baby, girl, you hold the power
(Aretha Franklin)

Lmao.. as if she’s seeing this fvck crapp

This APC looter’s group is such a corrupt and terrorists organization..

Lool


Fvckking joke

DuduParaPara:
Good. But "somewhere in Imo state"

Where is that please?

Na wa oh..
You feel you know everywhere in Imo state??

Nigerian politicians and looting seff...

Dem curse them?

The Nairaland endtime e-pastor.... Over to you sir

MichaelSokoto:
waiting 4 Righteousness2 & his end time msgs.

The endtime e-pastor is coming for your ass

tishbite41:
Una never start sef una don dey brawl
Allahu Akbar
Islamabad is just the capital of Pakistan
Allahu kabul

Wahala truly dey

Doesn’t still change the fact that he’s dead and gone



R.i.p to the departed

Lool which other method we wan use look for house ni??

Employers across multiple industries seek skilled industrial engineers for their ability to improve the efficiency and quality of production processes.

On a scale of 10... I’ll go with 7..


Thanks