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tunamenga:
Hell straight from hell

Lolzzzz if m to get u right.. NIGERIA is 1st hell
Hmmmmmm u may not be wrong

tunamenga:
Hell straight from hell

Chibuhealth:
B4 that girl will reach 11 or 12, they will deflower her by then she will start snapping half unclad. May God protect her from wolves!

Ahn So u didn't get to 11-12 b4 u got deflowered ba?... Eya o ma see oo N besides it must be dt fat pot bellied landlord of urz "lolzzz..... In lil kesh's voice permit me to call ya IRANU ABASHA

Hmmmmmm.... I will ask my neighbour driving Dangote truck with loaded cement to make a halt @ Ikeja N let's see if our new Mr teeth macho can fit to lift up with his teeth of life...... Lolzzzz

qualityovenbake:
I taught she was meant to travel today to US.

Yes u taught but I really can't pick out those u TAUGHT about her travel to d US today..... No mind me ooooo, I just sey make I laff small n u made it happen, thumbs up

M just trying to imagine when d so called criminals scream FI d FI n da gullible electorates who have been given salts, cups of rice, wrappers, t-shirts n umbrellas will now shout CHANGE D CHANGE... wat are they even trying to change biko "gosh" dt slogan is chicken poo even though they stole part of it from ever directionless cabals called d ALLIANCE OF POLITICS CRIMINALS "APC"... I would rather spend time in d toilet POOING than screaming CHANGE d CHANGE or even d crazy CHANGE itself...... They all should just shut d F up about the word CHANGE

Justdulla:
Very unreasonable post you made..is the government supposed to provide job for everyone?? or did the government cause the mass influx of citizens to lagos state everyday...What is wrong is wrong,stop spewing thrash online abeg... If you cant reason objectively,then think theoritically.

U should have been in jail for not having an upright reasoning... So the ones govt can't provide jobs for should now do wat, when they try to apply for loans from all form of commercial banks even down to d micro-finance banks wt do they get " scary conditions dt can never be met" but instead d so called unavailable loans get dished out to d likes of Bruce family Co Since they can't get soft loans, do u expect em do sit at home n later on crime fetches em mind n they get to face jungle justice or maybe if they are lucky they land themselves in our acclaimed "POLICE IS YOUR FRIEND CELL" guess dt poster only asked a reasonable question wt has d govt put in place to cushion/reduce or even eliminate street trading or hawking.
Even as I am very much against d act of street trading n hawking we must not deny d fact dt these are some means some families get to feed, pay em bills, send em kids to school "THEY JUST CAN'T AFFORD TO BE CRIMINALS I GUESS" YES the govt can't provide jobs for everyone but I believe d govt can reasonable means/mechanism of getting oneself engaged, both d rich n d poor.... N pls don't come spewing dust about some poverty alleviation programmes..... Cox u and I still know d proposed monies/loans still revolves around them them like my naija peeps will say.... R. I. P 2 DT LAD..kindly use ur brain 2 think b4 u talk not talk b4 u think

Triczchic:
Ur ignorance knows no bounds.. So u see the majority of the women in the world on ur streets, bus-stops, eateries, shopping malls etc...all in ur state of residence?

Guess @ dis juncture I will really need to school ur myopic I.Q on what ur acclaimed "ignorance" means.....
Ignorance is an attitude of 1 who doesn't know N still refuses to learn N i see dt characteristic in U blazing like d sun.... I mentioned those numerous examples to brighten up ur shaft knowledge on what d term "MAJORITY" could very much simplify..... I have seen various women across all these places I mentioned n thus i don't need a prophet to tell me "Majority" dress indecently..... Pls don't thank me for schooling u Cox i know u don't know " lolz"..... I promise not to trample on d right u have chosen to be Dull... #enjoy

Triczchic:
Ur fact should be supported with research. Can I see ur research? No..cos it does not exist. U do not know, have never met or come across a tenth of the women in the world so ur opinion on "Majority" is actually baseless.

Im actually not pained. Doesn't affect me in any way.

U really sound bizarre when u said my fact is baseless.... Do u walk on d streets, Bus-stop, eateries, shopping malls etc pretending u Re blind n dt ur eyes can no longer see... Next time u happen to go out please keep ur eyes open#U WILL SEE D FACT

Triczchic:
Majority can never be the same as Everybody. Majority gives no one the right to generalize. How many women have u or anyone come across to think they have the right to generalize? Mtscheeeeww..abeg!

Dunno who u are..don't care to know since u cared not to ask my take on the fallacy..rather u chose to label me.

Lolzzzz, I very much believe when they use d word "majority" carries d vote, which u will agree with me covers even d few against it...... STOP feeling pained Cox of the generalization. It wouldn't be so if it wasn't so
MAJORITY OF GIRLS DRESS SHAMELESSLY dt 1 can barely notice d few dressing decently#FACT

Triczchic:
I'm not pained. Just tired of ur desire to generalize this issue. Some guys just don't understand that all women cannot be labelled same.

Majority of d girls I see daily tend to dress indecently n only few get to dress upright.. Isn't d majority enuf proof to generalize... N besides u can't exempt urself from the wrong fallacy too dt all men are dsame??

dason4life:
Reggae Music, dread-lock & Weed

Lolzzzz, but quite true sha

All of em are quite hilarious but the ones dt got me are
1. D April fool stunt
2. The insult of ur father which got d crazy response dt says in fact "ur father n mother"
1 thing we just can't change is our parents... God bless em

kayalla:
we thank God

Yes boss.... Sleep nne Cox tomorrow ye might need to work more

kayalla:
if them no sell no commission na, the salary is not enough. marketing strategy higher level

Men n Brethren, behold one of em has been bold enough to say something..... Lolzzzz carry on oh.... Hope sey u sell today

D likes of these female folks will get up in d morning, have em bath n tell em parents they are off to work WHILE em parents too will bragingly tell em neighbours "my pikin don go work".....
OLOSHO on d loose.... Isorait

Lolzzzz @ dt man's sleeping position, dat buddy will be feeling like he us in wonder land.... Anyways when he feels like vomiting, d toilet surely isn't far from him

Adaure4ever:
"Gods own country". Oh pls don't insult God..
Nigeria is a satanic 3rd world hellhole.

Lolzzzz u are so pained dear.. But trust I do understand, just like I was suggesting to a friend dt if only these hawkers can just come together 1 day n join em heads together to hawk dis nation somewhere diff... Cox a friend once told me u won't forgive ur soul if u live in Nigeria n still find urself in d second hell "wherever dt may be"..... Nigeria is 1st hell

Hmmmmm with what I have read so far, he was once a pdp member n now in APC crew,got killed by his Ex "pdp"... Should I be surprised... Nope.., guess I can only see a sinner who must have sinned n got paid back in his own coin.... I judge u not, #R.I.P

Lolzzzz.... D man can not just come n go n die hahahahahahah.... If he were from Nigeria n possibly from d East, i would have thought his surname could be OSO

Lolzzzzz so y can't our own Efcc or some kinda bullshit institutions go after him.... Oh my bad I just remember Mr Buhari d amiable corruption slayer can't slay d corrupt ones who financed his presidential race.....

JBismarck:
Wow! Frankly speaking, Ambode beats my expectations in terms of performance. I was expecting I governor that would be taking dictations from Tinubu, hence my refusal to support him during the 2015 electioneering.

Mind you, I didn't support Fashola in 2007 as well due to this same Tinubu's influence. Maybe Tinubu's influence is a good thing after all. I think it's high time I started liking Tinubu as he seems to have knack for supporting/selecting high performers.

Kudos to Ambode, best of luck.

Meanwhile, WEST side is still the BEST side and moving forward ahead of others. You may hate, I care less.

U are already expecting someone to hate ur comment/statement or whatever....gosh u stink like poo N who bloody cares if u care less..... If u like u can choose to be careless.. Ya biz

malvisguy212:
Read the story of the prodigal son, did the father love the child ? Yes, when the child ask for his inheritance, even when the father knows , the boy is making a big mistake, did he interfere in his decision ? No, he allow the boy to make the mistake so that he will learn, hoping the son will return one day.

U that u read d story so well.... When d son returned n asked for forgiveness, was he banished or cursed
THE point u peeps are not convincingly making is dat God Knew Adam was going to sin..... If that be d case, Y banish him when he is aware such thing will surely happen..... He saw it n it happened n thus dt makes him God.... Y banish him when he knows it's gonna happen

malvisguy212:
you have freewill to love God or hate him, God will not interfere in your decision,God know Adam will eat the fruit, but God did not interfere, it's a choice, abandon your favourite sin or continue, God will only give you pastors to advice you.

U just said God knew Adam will be sinning n though he gave him d freewill of making his decision...... N if God truly knew he was gonna sin against him... Y banish n curse him when he actually sinned.... Can u pls explain

Now dt u have indirectly n successfully exposed ur status of being single.... # the guys are surely coming.... Trust me when I say d good, badt n ugly will surely DM u.....though something inside of me tells u ya lying but just want men to flock around u...... U will c da cute guy on Twitter don't worry, Inugo

scribble:
Oshiomole is worst dressed governor on Gods green earth

There is no best dressed save maybe Ambode

Lolzzzzz if u observe m so happy n there's no way to get @ me.... Just show me oshiomole on dt is wacko khaki stuff # u have successfully killed my joy

Lolzzzz @ Africans belief, so when he gets done revenging his death. Who will he return d matchet, shoe, cap, eggs to..... Guess they have to open d coffin to collect em back

nwamummy96:
Militant is Jonathan while terrorist is buhari

Lolzzzz ya kolo iyaf tayed.... Please stop smoking dt shit

All I see is a man who doesn't want to be used by d devil..... Cox as d saying goes an idle man is d devil's workshop

ReabridCharles:
Truly, God should help you not to eat your words.

The market forces will now come to play at the table. The move by the government is indeed a good move come too late. When people were calling for it, they were silent. Only dishing out and not taking now. Now the experiment has failed, they are running back to the basics.

This government has done real damage to the economy. That's a point you and I can agree upon. But with dis move, it's time to clear up some mess. The government can now spend it's time worrying about other tins aside forex.

I never liked Buhari, I have my reasons but it doesn't mean I don't want him to succeed. If he does succeed, he just won me over to his side. Then if he doesn't, I guess I just have to keep hating him

Thanks op... good one... keep the analysis coming...

Well written Mr op.... But on Mr Buhari hatred hmmmmm my broda I also can't really explain while I hate him like poo but his inability to even implement his almighty acclaimed change mantra only helps in increasing d hate..... Well my legs are crossed watching him sha

Deekay9ja:
Thats all..

Blood of Zachariah

Deekay9ja:
Thats all..

Blood of Zachariah kukuma kill me.... Itz ur plan to scatter my ribs with laff ba..... Iyaf won

frubben:
U forget to add church, enough bashing

yes ooooo....most especially those numerous offerings, when I was young "I'll b like awon yama yama kuku kill me" since u don't want me to buy bonz after church service....u will hear our next offering is 4 Sis Nkiruka who just gave birth "Sho?? M ii d baby daddy..

omack:
the guy always goes shirtless

Lolzzzzz bet they won't show d pics of him performing for em... He will surely do d performance shirtless