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madridsta007:
Interesting thread. I used to ask this question to myself till, I came close, attempted to date a Nigerian lady in a certain European country. I'm not going to disclose the name of the country.

They are largely, feminists, in fact more feminists than the progenitors of feminism, the Swedish. Sadly, they come through as uncouth, belligerent, arrogant and seem to always live on the edge of some unrestrained emotion. And of course, a good percentage can not cook. I remember when I once made pepper-soup for a love feast- many ladies couldn't believe I made it. I was like, huh? The ones that act this way, are persons who have gone through a lot in solidifying their stay in the West, that their capacity to reason sensibly takes flight. This is not only Nigerian ladies, though. Black ladies. They just have this 'problem.' A good percentage. Why will a Nigerian man, with a Nigerian-like home training, get someone who could potentially ask for a divorce the next day?

Hence, the reason why men go and take what is the less riskier route, a lady from Nigeria. It is less risky. The black ladies often get their 'sense' when they are in their mid/ late thirties. Then, it becomes a bit difficult to find someone serious.

i really respest ur honesty and wisdom bro...... in summary, naija females, be high risk.

bigfrancis21 i hail you

I was stopped too in mile 12 ketu by police when the saw my knickers was comafflage. The bloody idiots said I have to go home naked dat had to confiscate the pants. Same question s dem ask dis guy. But for me the police was so pissed by my face he said AJEBUTTER ni eleyi ke.....

Luckily, he collect money like N850 naira wey dey everybody pocket dat dey. And I dey travel to catch arik airline the same morning to Europe and na dere my mind dey throughout say to mysef " u going to miss ur flight today " see me see wahala oo

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Anoda questionaire anniversary - how much all dis tilING cost mate - material and labour.


If u don't answer am going to cement de entire floor in the house.

So....... what do you want it to be

AutoJoshNG:
Driving in another man's land could be an adventure to some while being a nightmare to others. In order to have an effortless experience, it is important to have an understanding of the driving laws that apply to such land. Therefore, you need to equip yourself with the following information on the requirements for driving in Nigeria before you do:

1) You must be familiar with the Nigeria road network or use a GPS (Global Positioning System) for easy navigation.
2) Show evidence that you are permitted to import your vehicle temporarily (if any) into Nigeria.
3) Ensure that the vehicle you are driving is road worthy and has the following :

* Vehicle licence.
* Vehicle Inspection Certificate.
* Proof of Ownership Certificate.
* Road Worthiness Certificate.
* National Vehicle Identification Tag
* Any other vehicle document that is deemed to be relevant.

4) Ensure that such vehicle carry the number plate of the country of origin affixed to the appropriate spaces at the front and rear of the vehicle.
5) If the vehicle is to remain in Nigeria for more than 90 days, you are required to change the number plate to a Nigerian number plate.
6) Ensure that you have an international driving permit issued from your country as well as your country's normal driving licence.
7) If you intend to drive in Nigeria for more than 30 days, you must obtain the appropriate Nigeria driver's licence for the category of your vehicle.
Ensure you have details of your host, local agent of the organization you are representing and your country's embassy in case you miss your way.

We'd like to hear your experience while driving in a foreign country.

What about kola for the boys and girls in blue........ agberos sorry police

selna:
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how come na siena dey post topic and you say make i call simon??

by the way i want in on the 500k one jare.....

Can we see how the area be like for pinture??

Kolababe:
This looks too Strange and mysterious to be true but according to a broadcast sent on bbm by one Shoye Benson and some other Bbm users with the photo displayed this was said to have happened last night along Opebi road in Lagos. Read the Broadcast.

"I was my colleagues's car along Opebi road last night going home from work when i sighted this curvaceous woman (see my DP) who caused a little traffic as she walked naked in public. The funny thing is that she was walking proudly like a model and Instead of coming to her rescue, some of the passersby started photographing her but she seemed less concerned with the attention she was creating along the busy road. She eventually turned towards a building, i think it was an hotel or club. It’s not clear whether the woman had gone berserk or what really forced her to walk naked in public. My concern is this, we need to be more prayerful in this era. A lot of strange this are happening As i head home last, night the question that kept popping up in my head is, what could have made such a beautiful lady go expose her womanly pride in such a public? May we never be victims of circumstances. Amen! "

Here’s the photo..


http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/07/man-claims-he-saw-lady-cat-walking.html

What some ppl do for FAME and FORTUNE

exhibition:
What of Indomie?

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Condoms

Cherishing:
poor donkies easily butchered in pieces, black man's meal is white man's pet. SMH

Wetin hunger de cause sha!

why won't the escaped chimp from the zoo run back to their cage

Who is a white man??
They eat dog in Romania, Poland , Russia german etc including pigs

So also in China Thailand and so on. Now who is the white man u tokin.

Try and go to this places and learn something

i live behind the store o.......

Lets see what she looks like.......pls

You can put it in ur dp.

Christianwalas:
This question brought some argument between me and bae last night, as I was not at comfy when she said that she goes unclad in presence of her elder brother. That she dont see it as a big deal.
I have female siblings, and have not seen them unclad for once.

What's your take on this?

Every familia is different o..... My sister would run naked breast and all to the toilet like she forgot to piss for 2wks. then she go carry same breast come living room to ask wetin we dey chop.....

we got use to it and whats the big deal.....

@Rotecch77,
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2. Twyford WC
3. Water Heater
4. Kitchen & Bathroom sinks
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8. Bathroom sink cupboard

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DevGuru:
I opened another and it was a conversation with her immediate elder sister - ?

Can you upload some of the recordings please??

Elle277:
From way back all is well with the two of you, she even stood by you during the hard times, devil don't like it when there is peace, so he had to use the jealous sisters to wanna destroy your marriage..probably there is no love in their marriages and they want to destroy your naive wifes own..pls don't divorce her.. just play those recordings to her and see her next reactions,, talk to her, advice her, she will def come back to her senses and you will see how those devil agents will run away from your home..bros the devil you know is better than the saint you will remarry in future...she is not a bad wife, she's just a naive one that needs some talking..you have a great fam,, and all that has bn happening is temptation, you've win one(both of you during your health challenge) now you guys have to put this set of devils were they belong,,pls try cos its only you that will make it happen through your decision...my humble opinion!

Hmmmmmm

I so much respect ur wisdom

but for the lady to be behaving as such there is more she has done. 1st thing on de agenda is a paternity test.

SpeedndAccuracy:
Hmmm...

If corper marry corper...

Dem go born...

Na una talk am o

Dem go born iron ...... and you know how hard that is!

please can u post picture of this POP - China ....sq.m = 2,300

omonighoblessing:
my dear.......its between him and his God......
he's lost what the next will gain

can i pm you??

hope i am not been too nosey

omonighoblessing:
thank u jare my sister

u look pretty sha

i wonder y he left you??

Chelseafan1:
Hi ricki, you didn't contact me again, I replied ur mail but I never got a response from you.
The POP guy and I went to visit a nairalander's site yesterday, everything is set, agreement has been reached, the guy is starting work this week, I'll supervise the work to make sure we give my oga what he wants.

My Oga (client) is here reading this message.
He called me from the States on Saturday, we talked at length, visited his site yesterday, a 10-hour trip by car, now we are set to start his job.

A really nice and cool man he is.
Will post pictures later.

oga mi much respect....

i didn't see any mail o

DanHausawa:
Hello guys,
I recently bought a piece of land in kaduna in the low density area earmarked by federal government. Its a 120 ×120 size.

I want to start building in 3 weeks. My question are:
1. can N4m build a four bedrooms apartment for me?
2. How much cement and blocks do i need to build the main house and still manage to build the gate house, gen house and BQ
3. Can i still have a stone coated roof within my budget?

Thanks

YES
my chicken coop is around 2m now and everthind is done waiting for ceiling only....
but it is ugly and i dont mind. i did it at the back so it will become boys quarter later on

bplenty:
@ricki

It would be nice if you can please post them pictures. Thanks.

Oga mi, I dey Stamford bridge right now o I have a place around ipaja so i rummage around there a lot when i enter town.


but i can send my guys to go and take a picture for you. Every time we get doors from there that the way we do it. It is a better concept even the frame is built around the doors. Giving it a nice finish, squared and not expensive at all.

check this out https://www.nairaland.com/1799959/re-pictorial-representation-kitchen-cabinet




for me it is important to get thing right first time and all of that comes from experience.....

Simply tell your carpenter to build ( if you dont mind ) frame around a new set door before fitting them into the wall. Simple mate just like in the picture

metroparrot:
[img]http://www.olisa.tv/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/yv3-638x400-1.jpg[/img]
Yvonne Jegede has just exposed a Delta State-based beauty pageant that handpicks its beauty queens and cheating other contestants in the process. According to the actress, she was chosen as this year’s chief judge and was flown to Delta State for the grand finale of the pageant. But to her surprise and to the horror of the other judges, the pageant organiser walked up to the judges’ desk at the event and dropped the name

Welcome to real world sweetie. It is all over world and in all area of business be it sport i.e boxing, football, wrestling e.t.c including politics, winners always are picked at the onset.

KolaShangOne:
Some few doors have width issues and will be changed completely.

That means the frame comes out too? The best way I know dem dey do this at iyana ipaja sawmill is both doors, frame and keys are all fix right there left to be transported to site. THats is i think the best way for locally made doors and the bricklayer had to work around the fully made door+frame and not the other way round......

But meanwhile:


Application for Tender

can we have de ones removed Sire??

question tendered with upmost respest...... ofcourse

Chelseafan1:
Thanks man

Hmmmm chelsea fan indeed, na Papa God save me this morning. Some big wig saw me using fone for the big owner office o.

Your club na wa o

whats the engine size??

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dre11:
An Elder in church has been caught stuck inside his friend's wife during an adulterous sex






http://opera.pulse.ng/gist/nice-reward-man-gets-stuck-in-friends-wife-during-illicit-sex-id5187937.html

pictures na....

EgunMogaji:
From space.

Forgive me egunm, I thought you was doing a duplex o......

It is well sha (like dem dey say)...... but how deep is the well?

Now i have to go and retoast my omoge using muffy's mansion now. kai

How i go explain the change in location though........

hmmmmm

bplenty:
doors.

how much dem buy those doors i want to buy some too ...

Larwin:
Bplenty, am happy for u cos u found save hands handling your project. It's not common. God will help you in completing it.

I love the professional advice coming from ppl here most especially mufutau55. Am really learning a lot here.

And oga KolaShangOne, you have already have a good profile. I believe more doors are opening already for u.

For your borehole drilling needs, you can contact me on 08037010771 /08060689660.
We are professional earth scientists and will provide the best solution for your water needs

pick ur fone na

1Segzy:
@ricki
Hope your site is fenced and gated. Two small kids died in my area not too long ago in a soakway pit full of water. According to sympathizers, they sneaked out of their house after school without letting their parents know where they were going and decided to go for a swim in the soakaway.

I might need to buy couple of lifebuoy from amazon and ship it down dere quickly den. However, i am also planning a swimming pool in my property does that meant i cant now because of kid in the area? hmmm oga o.

Maybe i will go for the fish pond portable ones then....... ppl what your take on this?