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Infotubia9ja:
It means used, second hand, BANJO, passed around like dirty currency. ....Millage reconfigured over and over again, ashawo jet wain different nash don mount. Jet with dead milage.
Na by God grace engine dey work type of jet.
You get the point now...

Infotubia9ja:
But it's the truth right?

Ogakokorokoman:
BOURNVITA AND MILO ARE NOT TEA.

Bournvita and Milo are popular beverages, but it’s important to note that they are not tea. These drinks are malted chocolate beverages, typically mixed with milk, and contain ingredients such as malt extract, and added sugars.

Unlike tea, which is made from the leaves and plants Bournvita and Milo are processed products that offer a chocolatey taste rather than the natural flavors of tea.

Both Bournvita and Milo contain high amounts of sugar, which can contribute to weight gain, increase the risk of diabetes, heart diseases, arthritis, tooth decay etc. due to their added sugars and milk, Bournvita and Milo can significantly increase your calorie intake if consumed frequently.

For those seeking a healthier option, herbal teas provide a natural, caffeine-free alternative that offers numerous health benefits without the added sugars or artificial ingredients found in malted drinks.

If you want to know how to make herbal teas for different purposes with leaves and herbs around you, herbal tea for different purposes like:

High blood pressure
High blood sugar level
Weight lose
Breast firming
Diabetes
Hormonal imbalance tea
Natural family planning.
Low sexual urge
Lasting long in bed
Herbal tea for weak erection
Arthritis and body pain remedy herbal tea
Stroke /hypertensive
Immune booster
Detox tea
Watery sperm
Staph etc

Reach out to us, we have a book on how to make over 70 types of herbal tea for different purposes and illnesses.
For the spirit of the season we are giving the comprehensive book out for 2,000 naira only.

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NikoWinaman:
You and a neighbor were very good childhood friends (even family friends). You both started having a secret affair at an early age while in secondary school. Though you both attended different secondary schools, you both had your different relationships in school but whenever you are on holidays and back home you both always maintain that secret sexual affair.

After secondary school you both travel overseas to further your education in different countries but still keep in touch with each other and always plan to meet each other back home during holidays. You both continued this secret affair for long till after university even when you both were in other serious relationships.

Now both of you are married to foreigners with a kid each and decided to visit family back home then you meet each other again after not seeing each other for a long time.

WOULD YOU STILL HAVE SEX?

Moresalt:
Haha, you honestly just made me laugh after counting the paragraphs indeed...

Well, tough economic shouldn't rid of our sense of humor completely, or what do you think...

Hmm, 1m? Even with 2m, I could've eaten it if it wasn't messed by dogs. With the way it smelled while it's cooking, even you might want to rethink... Haha...

Moresalt:
One night, there seemed to be a strong argument between my dogs with so much noise. I think it was around 1 or 2 am. I didn't go out cos I'd assume they were just mating or something.

But to my surprise I later found they had been fighting over a relatively big meat that was apparently caught by one of them. I think they come at nights to explore the old garden the former tenant had in the compound.

Now the stomach was already turned and all messed up...

Would you eat it?

I only cooked it for them...

Islie:
Buckingham varsity VC suspended following Nigerian wife’s allegations of affair, misconduct




https://punchng.com/buckingham-varsity-vc-suspended-following-nigerian-wifes-allegations-of-affair-misconduct/?amp

Nwaajasa:
And BAT 🦇

tunde1200:
Peter Obi cannot do half of what he's doing now if elected.

MightySparrow:
https://guardian.ng/life/t-pain-and-four-other-names-nigerians-call-tinubu-and-the-stories-behind-them/

Zonefree:
One harmattan period, I unplugged our evil fridge to plug this demonic boiler cos I been wan bath hot water. I ignorantly put hand inside the bucket of water to check if it's hot enough, na so this wicked boiler knack me for ground.

I stood up and unplugged the boiling ring and plug the fridge, na so the fridge also knack me for ground.

I was on the ground for over five minutes observing the fridge and the boiler. Na that day I conclude say na electric shock kill me for my former life.

mmadu4:
Back in those days we used this as a quick way to boil water . I don’t see it anymore

If you used this a child and you are not married
There is still hope

englishmart:
https://x.com/NigeriaStories/status/1862211796884455460?t=MTTN_qDW3ioj3JaNqNFs-A&s=19[/quote]Unacceptable!
Times have changed. Injustice to one is an injustice to all . The plantoon and I would meted out Justice to the teachers. Follow the teacher home on Okada and beat the teachers simultaneously plus the zone commander would make sure you don’t get any corper assigned for 2 years.
If the teachers get cars - flat tires on all four.
And she was in her mufti - 🤦

beyep:
Woman addresses Asoebi girls after her husband was billed N100k at a wedding party


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5K-kW_WjRw


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Minted4:
Seeking relevance after office.

However I'm sure justice would be served. That teacher must face the full wrath of the law

davillian:
super car its in the Engine of a car not the body....

Deenee34:
The bridge builder
The unifier
The man that believed in one Nigeria
The man that his integrity won't be questioned
The man that has the country in his heart

Happy Birthday Sir....

APOPTOSIS:
It's been 10 years I saw Heads of Goats 🐐 being displayed like this.
This is barbaric😰😰😰, with kids seeing all these on display

Undilutedme:
Hello, Nairalanders. Good morning, I’m going to be short.

I stay in Ondo and I just finished my youth service and currently, I’m staying with long time friend(We’re splitting the rent) till we are able to find our way. Something happened last week Friday that has brought a little misunderstanding (We don’t flow like before) and I want your opinion.

Okay, so I went to my work, I work from 8-5, sometimes 6 and that day, my girlfriend called me and said she was around the house and wanted to wait and see me, I told her it was fine that I would be back soon. I went back later to the house and I met her, my friend wasn’t around then. The house was very neat, but I knew she was the one who swept it, so I didn’t ask. But one talk led to another and she told me it was that my friend that told her to get broom and sweep the room. When she said it, I wasn’t so cool with it because I felt he didn’t have that right to tell my girlfriend to sweep the room. Even if she wanted to sleep it, I should be the one to tell her and not my room mate. I told him and he didn’t see anything wrong with it and insisted that I didn’t like it and he shouldn’t do it next time, because I found it a bit disrespectful to myself and my girlfriend. Since then, he hasn’t been so cool, we talk but not like before. Did I overreact? Do you think it’s okay or wrong for my roommate to tell my girlfriend to sweep the room?

NB; I do not tell my girlfriend to sweep the room when my roommate is around, so it doesn’t bring “see finish “ so, she’s never swept in his presence before, but she does it when he’s not around.

Also, he has his girlfriend that comes to the house too and I have never told her to do anything like that before. So, what do you guys think?

Chisilasweb:
The most corrupt institution in Nigeria is NNPCL

Pluto33:
What of our porous land borders? Particularly up North?