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Natbrowny:
Thats what dey say about calabar girls back in the days.

Ekaette and Emem both grew up in Calabar couldn't stand the 3rd rounds.. Sweating and finding it difficult to get up.

Its just dumb profiling.

One of my Calabar girl that year no wan hear anything sex self.

immortalcrown:
Which means that the woman's attire is for the alumni association of the school, not for her work as a commissioner.

Correct.

Lumarstone:
One thing I like about Alex Otti, the governor of Abia State is that all his educational credentials has no question mark unlike one politician who claimed he made first class degree in accounting without SSCE.

And one can't tie the other show lace or has anything downgrading to say about the other.

immortalcrown:
Wise Solomon, so no student has ever been inspired without an alumnus on a school uniform?

I have a feeling it helps to have successful alumnus from your school. It can boast moral.

Gaspardd:
You just met a girl and boom...you started telling her about how many properties and assets you have ....that's going full retard

But it got him the girl though, yeah not idle for a lasting relationship but practical towards getting a knacking sessions ASAP.

1Sharon:
All you ppl that ask for money and say you'll pay back when your salary arrives..why not wait for your salary then?

Time value of money, that's if you know anything about finance.

[quote author= post=128717919]Mr Nlfpmod Mynd44 Seun

Una See, How Nairaland Forum Member, Come Drag Me, King Of Terrible BAD NEWS, Come Enter Into Nairaland Forum ooooo

If I start To Publish Terrible Bad News, Come E Side Now, Make The Guy No Vex, Because the only language, I understand Is BAD NEWS.......[/quote]It's unfortunate you see it as dragging, you are good in your niche on proudly delivering bad, terrible news.

It's more profitable to look into your customer service soft skills to get more advert placement from client, and not acting like you doing your client a favour.

Don't see this as dragging because it's not, and I am no way undermining your platform just the need for you to be more customer friendly and helpful towards your client.

silvoclaira:
This Op sef
Wetin you want achieve with this clout?

No worries. I see Mr Cover bringing Bad news to your door step in many folds

I want them to take their customer relations seriously and don't feel as if they are doing anybody a favour with advert placement, the client is paying good money for it.

Are you a businessman? How would you feel if you paid 150k for a month advert and didn't get any leads form it? How can you mitigate that? By getting relevant stats from the platform you are advertising with to know if the audience perfectly aligned with your product.

incandescentena:
Op you are wrong.


All because of eye glasses that's why you are pulling all this stunt?

Boogy man bring your very old kala and come and take out the OP Left leg and display it in public for vultures to feast on

Thanks for your input, but it's not because of the eye glasses.

It's about marketing, I have paid good money in other platforms for advertisement but within a week of the advert been up, I didn't get a single call or message making enquiry about the product talk more of buying it.


Getting the relevant information on nature of visitors per day helps a lot. What if Naija.Cover (why is Naija.cover censored on nairaland) only attracts mostly elderly visitors, it doesn't make sense to advertise teenage or girly product there, your advert would not convert.

I was only asking relevant questions to have a better feel of their audience if the product that would be advertised will be relevant to them else I get a better product that is more suited for the platform.

But the best answer I could get was "If you are not convinced, you can check other platforms". How can I be convinced if I don't have the data and analytics.

Please let be guided, this is in no way an attack on the platform but on the customer sales rep. They should do better and show a bit of enthusiasm towards helping clients achieve their advertising object.

CountinBlessins:
You aren't interested in advertising, you just want to destroy your competition.

Gthofh

Prove it.

CountinBlessins:
You are very mischievous and malicious. Are you trying to damage someone's business?

Have some dignity and shame and use your time better

You deserve to be sued

That's a constructive criticism, of course I have a feeling that some would want to take it that way; hence the last paragraph, have you advertise with them and what's your conversion rate? If you don't advertise digitally just jump and pass abeg.

Most people lose business opportunities simply for lack of professionalism, inflated ego and nonchalant attitude towards a client.

Find below is my chat, making enquiry on advertising on their platform; but the reply is just something else. You can be the judge yourself.


But if anyone has advertised with them here should please give me an honest review, the customer care rep doesn't really know his Job and if that's the owner, he should really look into hiring a socials media manager.

Pastoshizzy:
Your mention is uncalled for in the first place. I had the name right the first time. I've had their tracks at any time.

You humour and perspicacity . Rest.

Pastoshizzy:
You're talking about the picture. I was thinking bout the music.

That's the name of the group.

We have always seen through him as an idiot and a conspirator that bring out fables from thin air, knowing that his enemies enemies are friends who will believe any crap from a denigrate.

SyrusdeHansome:
The most disgusting story i`ve read this week,

Bro I just the scroll dey look the pictures with one eye, couldn't stomach reading through the article.

Pastoshizzy:
Me. I'm old skool like Earth, Wind and Fire.

From how they stood, it's actually wind, fire and Earth.

dontrulee:
The quote is meaningless to you because it's above your head.

Develop yourself mentally and perhaps just perhaps you maybe able to catch a glimpse of the quote.
Gracias 🙂

The fact that you have to quote me twice with different version of geberrish prove I need not take your opinion serious.

DevilsEqual:
I didnt read anything yet listed out those books from where?
U didnt even come up with a logical defence on those books which i know u have never ever read in your life
Some of u think there arent well-researched theists in the world...

Open your mind bro...

Every ardent reader most have come across this books, that doesn't means you have read them.

These are book that have peered review and given global accolades by high ranking research institute, and you aspect to take the opinion of a nobody by like you? If you have a good critic on those books you would have been a world renowned researcher by now.

Let me have a link of your critic of those books.

CelestineNelson:
Assuming I am staying in Ondo I would have gone they to confront him for Nigeria's economy woes...

You can travel.

No effort content. This should not be allowed.

KelGraphicz:
Nigerians just love to complain and spoil the name of their country. Even if you give everyone $100m people go still complain

Why dey go in dollars?

Hermesibiru:
Mmm

His son is gay, he can't.

dontrulee:
Education may be the key but it's the wrong key because the door and padlock has changed!

Statically getting some level of education put you on an advantageous position to succeed,everyother thing has a minimal level of giving you a chance to do better in life don't kid yourself.

THE KING SAYS: To be free of the passions and to be calm is the most excellent way.

By the way this quote is meaningless to majority of people, come back to reality.

Careente7:
I went through the comments n was surprised no one mentioned this big fallacy :
“Education is the key”.


No comment; next question.

Because it still is.

DevilsEqual:
That God does not exist
I used to believe this lie until I decided to pick us some books to read
Those books are :
1) Selfish Gene by Richard Dawkins, an evolutionary biologist

2) On the origin of Time and also "Brief Answers to Big questions" both by Stephen Hawkngs, a world-renowned physicist who wrote extensively on big bang theory

3) On the origin of species by means of Natural selection by Charles Darwin... another Evolutionary biologist


Thats it...I gave up on atheism forever...it takes even greater faith to believe the bull crap origin of life stories propounded by those guys

You did not read anything, stop dey lie.

If you read the Bible and also apply the same intelligence devoid of sentiment you would have given up theism.

This guy go humble when them free am, make him go contest for Biafra mayor.

Racoon:
Abeg give it to Hassan Shehata of Egypt of the 2006 - 2010 era. He was the first ever coach to win three back to back Africa Cup of Nations titles. Shehata is one of only two coaches to win the Africa Cup three times, along with Ghana’s Charles Gyamfi.

We read, captain obvious.

skj1377:
How can he scrap EFCC!. Nigeria will collapse before the end of his administration

Which high profile personality is in the custody of the EFCC at the moment?

mohbadliveson:
I remember aunty Lauretta doing a video then and shouting Sai Baba but the boys ignored her

Video?

richidinho:
What is he even saying here?



He want confuse us with grammar

Him just dey whine.

brain54:
Criticizing which person's choice...?

Who dey send una come meet me.

Get thee behind me. Satan.

I rebuke you!

You can't even complete a train thought, what a waste.