₦airaland Forum

ksstroud:
but I don't speak pidgin

then u need a warri friend..... even oyibo person dey speak pidgin well well.

... *Crazy no dey hard to form, na the trekking be wahala. English translation : Easier said than done.
*No matter how hot your temper be, e no fit boil beans. English translation: Calm down, your temper won’t solve the problem.
*Chicken wey run from Borno go Ibadan go still end up inside pot of soup. English translation: You can’t run away from your destiny
*Today’s newspaper na tomorrow Suya wrap. English translation: Keep calm! Nothing lasts forever.
*Cow wey dey in a hurry to go America go come back as corn beef. English translation: Just be patient. Let the game come to you. Don’t rush!
*Akara and moin moin get the same parent, na wetin dem pass through make dem different. English translation: How you start doesn’t matter, what matters is how you finish.
*Leave matter for Mathias and Sabi for Sabinus. English translation: Give everyone what they deserve.
*The difference between kpekere and plantain chips na packaging. English translation: Don’t judge based on appearance alone.
*Escort me, Escort me, na im slave trade take start. English translation: Serious things sometimes start like a joke.
*The water wey dem use take make eba can never be recovered back. English translation: Don’t cry over spilled milk.
if you sabi others abeg add am

What is GOBE?
GOBE is when you give a beautiful girl a lift and she faints in your car, you take her to the hospital and when you get there, the doctor says she's pregnant and congratulates you, that you are going to be a father very soon. You then shout that you are not the father and the girl says you are the father......things is now getting GOBEFUL.
you required for a DNA test to prove you are not the father......things is now getting GOBESTIC.
When the doctor come with the result saying you cannot be a father because you are infertile......you are relieved, But on your way home you remember you are married with three kids at home......now you are now extremely GOBECIOUS.
later you ask urself who is the father of those kids....you are now GOBEDED....... Lols
# copied.
Ben13

sergiozlatan:
LIES!!!
See story na. Magnus & Dakuku arrived with 200 Soldiers (dem dun turn Chief of Army Staff abi?) den d soldiers started shooting (na war film dem dey act ni?)
"Sources" biko who are d sources? Baridolere ko Surulere ni. Nonsense & bias write up. Anything u like write about Dakuku in Rivers State, the young man will still win the rerun election.
Rubbish & nonsense source attached.
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The MOD that moved this to frontpage is a paid mofo. Quote me @ ur own peril

it didn't make any sense yet it made FP.

by the way who were the soldiers shooting at?

when did Peterside stated killing people?

MrPresident1:
No sauce?

tell me how many times u made use of the source. am not a journalist so I don't have name. copied it somewhere.

just read and do whatever u like with the info.

Assistant on public communication and NEW media WHERE IS GOVERNOR FAYOSE?
Lalasticlala help me ask Lere Olayinka na

Fayose hails Dickson victory, salutes Bayelsans
Ekiti State Governor,

Mr Ayodele Fayose has hailed
the re-election of the Bayelsa State Governor,
Seriake Dickson, describing it as a demonstration of
the resolve of Bayelsa people to choose their own
governor and resist imposition of a governor on
them by the powers that be in Abuja.


The governor, who described the people of Bayelsa
as “worthy heroes of democracy that stood their
ground against agents of darkness that were
prepared to short-change them by imposing a
governor they do not want on them,” said Governor
Dickson’s victory was another vindication of his
prediction on 20 things to expect this year.


Governor Fayose said in a statement signed by his
Special Assistant on Public Communications and
New Media, Lere Olayinka that it was shameful that
several people were killed in an election in Bayelsa
State with eight Local Government areas in which
more than 20,000 security personnel, including
soldiers were deployed.


“If the Independent National Electoral Commission
(INEC) could not conduct a free and fair election in
just eight Local Government Areas in one month,
one wonders how long it will take INEC to conduct
the presidential election that will be held in 774
Local Governments in 2019,” the governor said.
He lamented that the legacy of free, fair and
credible elections bequeathed on Nigeria by the
Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) government of Dr
Goodluck Jonathan was already being destroyed by
the President Mohammadu Buhari led All
Progressives Congress (APC) government owing to
the APC’s desperation to take over all States in the
country by crude means.


“The people of Bayelsa have shown that their power
is more than that of the Abuja political oppressors.
They have shown that tyranny can be defeated
through the collective will of the people.


“I congratulate Governor Dickson for this sweet
victory. I salute Bayelsa people for standing firm
against terror. I sympathise with families of those
that were murdered and I urge Nigerians to take
note of the systematic destruction of democracy by
the APC government in Abuja,” he said.

and I copy and share it here.

Bayelsa can't be liken to Rivers in anyway. keep undermining APC in Rivers state.

TrapLORD:
Recycled thread

yeah! but I've seen many on FP.

5 Reason Why Some Men Prefer Ashawo

My neighbour(a female ) asked me why some men prefer prostitutes to homely girls. after a brain cracking session i was able to give her five reasons why i think some men prefer the women of low virtue. she couldn’t help it as she laughed her guts out. I felt i should share these reasons here. Before i do that, let me first of all let you know this shocking truth;
80% of women are prostitute( pardon me ). It only depends if they are WILD prostitutes or DOMESTIC prostitutes. The wild ones are the ones that stands in the hotels for commercial sex trade while the domestic ones are the so-called girlfriends we keep at home with the false impression that we have a decent clean babe all to ourselves, but unfortunately when we are away they sneak out to have sex with other guys and sugar daddies, now tell me how are they different from the roadside prostitute. My brothers, it is the same thing o. So whether you admit it or not if your wife sleeps around with Chief when you are not in town, then you have a domestic prostitute in your house. So don’t judge other men who sleep with the wild prostitutes in hotels because you are in their shoes too. now the 5 reasons some men refer prostitutes are;

1. A prostitute does not expect you to remember her birthday, not to talk of buying her gifts. You don’t also have to take care of her responsibilities like buying her body cream, paying for her hair do, etc. Yet you still enjoy maximum sex for a little fee which cannot be compared to the expenses we spend on our so-called clean babes. A friend of mine said his girlfriend won’t let him touch her or even talk to her because he didn’t give her a particular amount of money she requested. If this young man must give her that money before he would touch her then what is the difference between her and the prostitute out there?

2. You don’t need to remember the safe period of prostitutes because non of them would come back telling you they are pregnant.

3. Prostitutes won’t compel you to get married to them as the last thing on their mind is marriage.

4. Believe it or not, prostitutes are more disease free than the so-called clean babes. This is becos every man thinks her job is risky so there is need to protect himself with a condom and at the end 100 men may sleep with her but with a condom but with the so-called decent clean and homely babes, Emeka thinks she is decent so he doesn’t need a condom, tomorrow Kalu will think the same and do it with her again without using a condom and Alhaji will also think she is decent and safe so he too goes without a condom and at the end she has 100 men who have slept with her without condom yet she still parades herslef as the homely, decent, clean, mummy’s pet babe, and the cycle continues. What a shame!

5. A prostitute does not expect you to satisfy them, they would do anything to satisfy you and make you come for them again unlike the clean homely babes who expect you to take them to cloud nine while they only lie on their backs and spread their legs like frozen chicken.
Now, with the afore-mentioned reason, why won’t men go for prostitutes, tell me! SaintStephen MrRight

ari3l:
Close your toilet for once oga!
Your super duper Daura President has formally declared uncle Jona corrupt free, why come here to say something else.

If there is another person going to jail it should be Tinubu and not my Uncle Jona.

Gini n'eme gi?

when somebody quotas me and insult me, what I do is to check the person profile.

from I discovered from ur profile:
u change ur moniker recently to female so u can use it to insult people.

in answer to ur first post using this account; U are more violent!

don't quota me next time if all u know is insult.

God bless u for not quoting me ... cheers!

openmine:
bro u cant hear me shouting...and am no pdp sympathizer....lets go with the line of argument...someone compared GEJ's unit with that of several units done yesterday where PDP got 5 votes....hope u understand

I do

dasuki may not b d ultimate goal; Gej may.

HopeAtHand:
Nope we dnt like this move by the FG. When we have more pressing issues to address, this sensitive issue should be left as it is.

Nigeria is not ready for state of residence. Every state is identifiable by its indigenes. Its better that way and should be left as it is.

I doubt if its going to have any effect in Nigerians mind. Nigerians will always want to know where who they are dealing it hails from. hence not really curtailing the problem the FG is trying to remove.

openmine:
bro u dont get it..this isnt the governors forum....this is an LGA that might have more than 60 units...200 wud have made some sense(Thats if they wanted to make their obvious rigging sensible) not 5.. common u sef, tink about it...it doesn't make sense....

all of u shouting. don't u think what happened in Gej unit happened in all the polling units that made up the LGA in question?
PDP leading sha

ok

but I didn't read. all I know is that they are looking for way to nail the Gej.

I think the whole drama about dasukigate is to get to Gej.

until I see Governor Fayose I will not stop asking.
WHERE IS GOVERNOR FAYOSE.
I miss his pictures here.

lomprico:
Party agents dont vote, there observe.

the best answer so far.

djkirkoo2:
But you didn't ask same question when kano, Kaduna, & Katsina announced theirs. I course hypocrisy to get out of you in Jesus name. Amen

if u had read well u will see "These result"

by the way. Amen to ur prayer for I don't wish to b one.

its in ur hands: Lalasticlala Ishilove Mynd44 Seun

By Samuel Elekwachi

though edited.

STOLEN!!!

Did you notice that ALL of those who have been
named as having shared in the blood money by
Dasuki are Muslims, Christians and even atheists?

Do you realise that ALL of them are Hausa, Yoruba,
Igbo, Ijaw, Fulani and all of the hundreds of ethnic
nationalities making up Nigeria?
Have you asked
yourself why you didn't hear any shout of
marginalization or oppression when the money
was being shared by Mr Donatus Dasuki?

Let me break it down for you. In that secret place
where they make a feast of our commonwealth,
nobody is Hausa, Yoruba, Igbo, Ijaw or worefa.

There's no Christian, Muslim or traditionalist when
illicit money is to be preyed upon. No tribe or
religion, they belong to one family: the political class
and their interests transcends tribe, ethnicity or
religion. Money is their paradise and their belly is
the only god they worship.


So, next time any of these idiots come screaming
that your tribe is being marginalized or that
someone is trying to wipe out your religion, tell him
to enjoy his journey to hell. If you agree with him
and allow them to turn your destiny to a Ludo game,
then Sorry is your middle name and you suffer from
a terminal disease called 'Congenital Stupidity'. It
has no cure and the symptoms don't show very
early. Once you're afflicted with CS, the end result
is to die in ignorance while defending the idiots who
turned you into a whimpering dodo. Accept my
sympathy.

HEAR JONATHAN AND HIS THIEVES

1- I acted based on Jonathan instruction- Dasuki

2- I didn't give order- Jonathan

3- I collected 350M from Dasuki for consultation-Iy
orchia Ayu

4- I only collected $30,000 from Dasuki not
N100m- Bode George

5-I got N4.6b from Dasuki for spiritual purposes-
Bafarawa

6-I got N650M from Dasuki for my Abuja burnt
office-Thisday Obaigbena.

7-I got N2.1b from Dasuki for publicity-Dokpesi

8- I got another N100m from Yuguda he didn't tell
me from where- Bafarawa

9- I gave N100m each to Odili, Jim Nwobodo Bode
George and others- Yuguda

10- The president asked me to change N10B to
foreign currency for PDP delegates- Dasuki

11-My boss asked me to get $11M from the CBN-
Dasuki account officer.

12-I got order from above to pay Tompolo N13B for
Maritime university land.-Nimasa DG.
With all these looting and many more some
mundane are still shouting no sign of change yet.

May all these enemies of Nigeria embrace
backwardness. Am
proud to be part of Buhari revolution that chased the Jonathan administration away.

Please let us never again allow anyone to use
religion or tribe to try and divide us!

Young03:
and who told u dt i gave up on God.
Its just that, i hear people say that we go to heaven, hell or purgatory wen we die, some even believe we ar still in ds world wen we die.
I wanted to know peoples beleif

bt is that why u av to create a counter thread?

than stand on what u believe. leave what others believe. not everybody is human. hold ur Bible well. God bless u.

by the way I didn't create a counter thread.

wey that guy (young03) wey dey ask where one goes if he/she dies? y did u give up on God to start asking where u go to after earth.

u meet ur creator if he likes u. hope u didn't create urself?

the same question I asked myself when Rivers PDP announced their Presidential election result. these results are ridiculous.

by the way I heard in Gej polling unit APC got zero vote. don't APC have agent there?

NobleAngell:
APC really? You guys are going to keep doing this? You're are gonna keep ridiculing us? You don't think we see what's going on? Keep it up and u are all going down soon. I refuse to defend u guys anymore.

what did they do?

PAINGAIN:
But wait o make i ask. How come na only states wey pdp win na there dem dey do election reruns? Does it mean that apc won fairly in all d states they won but pdp didn't?

the northerners aren't like us. if I tell u some PDP chieftains were supporting APC secretly will u believe it.
to ur question. why will they challenge the result when it was what they wanted.

imagine kanu state without voided vote.

here in South South. PDP and APC are real enemy. though they say no permanent enemy in politics.

NO!

this is madness

what happens to all those accusing PMB of rigging to favor APC?

for the respect of the hero of democracy in Nigeria Democratic system of government; GEJ, PDP must win.

imagine what will happen if APC win there.