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they say GMB is a cow!!! I was thinking if really he is a cow them we need cows to stay where our yams are. since our goat can't be entrusted with our yams. don't put ds politicians (goats) where our yams (treasury) are.
I can't be wrong because Mr. President said so when he was clearing the stealing is not corruption saga.

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MrFunny:
As the 2015 presidential elections continue to draw near, incumbent President Goodluck Jonathan and the presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress, APC, Gen. Muhammadu Buhari, continue to be the favourites to become Nigerians choice for the next four years. I have questions for Gen Buhari and his party and I hope rather than insults we will get answers to these factual questions. Has Buhari apologized to Ben Ogedengbe's family for killing him for a crime that didnt carry death penalty when he committed it. Why did Buhari regime use violence to stop the September 1985 National Conference of the National Assn of Nigerian Students? Has Buhari apologized for jailing Tai Solarin & denying him his asthma drugs simply because he campaigned against military rule?

ok na

linuxuser:
Please tell us what happened to the oil money when Buhari was at the helm as a mnister. Tell too about the 53 suit cases when Coupist Buhari was Head of State. Please remember to tell as well about Atiku, Tinubu, Saraki, Amaechi amongst others now agents of change within APC.

I can't tell u all u want to hear but let it be known to u that buhari is free from corruption, otherwise PDP would have hail him there. talking of those beside him yes angry fellow from PDP now APC. let it be also known that change is d only constant phenomenon. hence if they fell like keying into the fight for change no body can stop them. I can't speak for others but for Ameachi he is right in all he told us. even the President confirmed it when he came to ph..... if they say ameachi is the ATM of APC no pblem because rivers state is the treasure base of d nation.Lol Lol. joke apart ameachi has given us good primary schools n great health facilities. proud to say dat because u can all see it.
pls leave party affiliation apart d PDP cabal is killing Nigeria period.

Vicotex:
What is madness?

Madness is when you think voting for Buhari will automatically turn you to a Mark Zuckerberg

Madness is when you think voting for Buhari will automatically give you 24/7 hour electricity (Let there be light, and there was light)

Madness is when you think voting for Buhari will land you a job in Shell

Madness is when you think voting for Buhari will eradicate your personal & family problems.

Madness is when you think voting a Buhari will automatically land GOODLUCK & FAYOSE in Kirikiri, while TINUBU & AMAECHI moves freely from Lagos to Bayelsa, Abuja to Delta.

What is madness?

Madness is YOU, if you've ever assume any of the above will come to pass

oh my friend u didn't complete it. madness is if u see cluelessness n glue to it.
madness is when u refuse to peruse on rumour dat may have a atom of truth because u are clueless
madness is when u collect 5000 naira as ur share of d national cake and allow d politician to steal 5billion dollars as their own share.

for ur info. there is a cabal dat is holding ds country down for yes. PDP lead leadership can't dismantled them hence we need a change of party leadership. Buhari is d man so far that can dismantle that power dat b.

PDP as a party is afraid
Strong cabal holding the progress of this nation
All those that are stealing Nigeria resources
are all afraid of GMBs change plan. so don't tell me students women etc are afraid of ds stealing government.

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this is one out of the hundreds of ds likes. however thats not there seating pattern. Rivers state primary school structure is just fantastic

I want to believe FFK was hired by PDP because of
his personality; talk talk.
What's wrong if a houseboy marries a house girl.
Abi na oga/madam go marry them.
Am really tired of all these propagandas. The fact
is how many eligible voters are aware of it.
Imagine in my compound of about 30 eligible
voters only like 3 of us uses the Internet hence
only few are aware of all the unsellable product of
propaganda.

tell me

Ishilove:
Hian. The women sef, did he jazz them? Both the man and the women are idiots.

of course he did. it isn't ordinary. charm at work. touch n follow

Icon4s:
Rivers State

looks like d fed house of assembly

pls how true is this.

Danielstainz:
Moral for Apc ... GEJ TILL 2019

guess u can't say a word with mentioning APC. u make APC more popular by dat

My boss drove a luxury car everyday and it was my
duty to greet him and to open the gates for him, as I
worked as a watchman in his villa. But he never
responded back to my greetings.
One day he saw me opening the garbage bags
outside the villa in search for any left over food. But,
as usual he never even looked at me, it was like as if
he never saw anything! The very next day I saw a
paper bag at the same place, but it was clean and
the food inside was covered well. It was fresh and
good food like someone had just brought it from the
supermarket. I didn't bother as to where it came
from, I just took the paper bag and I was so happy
about it. Every day I found this paper bag at the
same place with fresh vegetables and all that we
needed for home. This became my daily routine. I
was eating and sharing this food with my wife and
kids. I was wondering who this fool could be! To
forget his paper bag full of fresh food everyday.
One day there was a big problem in the villa and I
was told that my boss has died. There were too
many guests coming to the villa that day and I didn't
get any food that day, so I thought that one of the
guests must have taken it. But the same thing
happened the 2nd day, the 3rd day and the 4th day.
It went on like this for a few weeks and I found it
difficult to provide food for my family, so I decided to
ask the widow of my boss for a raise in my salary or
else I would quit my job as a watchman. After I told
her, she was shocked, and asked me, how come I
never complained about my salary for the last two
years. And why was this salary not enough for you
now?
I gave her so many excuses but she was never
convinced!
Finally in the end, I decided to tell her the truth, I told
her the entire story of the bag of groceries, and as to
how it was my daily provision. She then asked me as
to when this stopped. I told her that it had stopped
after the death of her husband. And then I realised
that I stopped seeing the paper bag immediately after
the death of my boss.
Why didn't I ever think of this before? That it was my
boss who was providing this for me? I guess it was
because I never thought that a person who never
replied to my greetings could ever be this generous!
The woman started to cry and I told her to please
stop crying and that I was really sorry that I asked
for a raise, I didn't know that it was her husband who
was providing me with the meals. I promised to
remain a watchman andu be happy to provide my
service.
She said to me, "I'm crying because I've finally found
the 7th person my husband was giving this bag full of
food to. I knew my husband was giving 7 people
everyday, I had already found the 6 people, and all
these days I was searching for the 7th person. And
today I found out."
From that day onwards, I started to receive the bag
full of food again, but this time it was the son who
brought it to my house and gave it to my hand. But
whenever I thanked him, he never replied, just like
his dad!
One day, I told him, "THANK YOU!" in a very loud
voice! He replied back to me to please not be
offended when he didn't reply, because he had a
hearing problem, just like his dad!
Oh May God forgive us all, for we have all, as
humans, judged another person without knowing the
real story behind their actions. May God forgive us all
and guide us towards the right path in life...it can only
get better.

WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY!!!
*Our Phones ~ Wireless
*Cooking ~ Fireless
*Cars ~ Keyless
*Food ~ Fatless
*Tyres ~ Tubeless
*Tools ~ Cordless
*Dress ~ Sleeveless
*Youth ~ Jobless
*Leaders ~ Shameless
*Relationships ~ Meaningless
*Attitude ~ Careless
*Wives ~ Fearless
*Babies ~ Fatherless
*Feelings ~ Heartless
*Education ~ Valueless
*Children ~ Mannerless
PARLIAMENT _, CLUELESS
Everything is becoming LESS but still our hopes are
~ Endless.
In fact I am Speechless
Because Salvation remains Priceless!!!! For every hopeless situation, cling unto JESUS to enjoy a fullness of life.

EASY WAYS TO BREAKUP WITH ur spouse!
1.16 Missed Calls? You Killed My Battery So You're Capable Of Killing Me... It's Over!
2.How come mosquito is biting me and not biting
u. i smell conspiracy. ITS OVER!
3.You don't even respect me,I'm talking
and you are busy breathing? It's over!
4.So now ur drinking coke dt has another man's name on it, better go and find him cus it's over between us.
5.So Beyonce's "Drunk in love" is Ur caller tune? I can't trust alcoholics with my future kids.
6.They are shouting bird flu, You are still cooking chicken. you want to kill me? It is over!
7.I called you and you picked up immediately. You lack patience.
8.Why are you using Broom to sweep my Room when you know I support PDP? It's over.
9.You are always abbreviating ur texts, you want our children to be short abi? It's OVER.
10.I told u I love my food hot but u refused to warm the ice cream. U don't care abt me. It's over.
11.You don't pay your tithe, if you can cheat on
God, then who i am?

Contrary to President Goodluck Jonathan’s
dismissal of the Ekiti rigging audio recording as
a fabrication that is not worth his attention, the
spokesperson for his campaign, Femi Fani-
Kayode has admitted that the tape is genuine
but that the characters involved in the meeting
captured in the recording were not discussing
how to rig the 2014 governorship election in
Ekiti state.
Speaking at a press conference in Abuja, Mr.
Fani-Kayode said his team had listened to and
reviewed the recording and that it came to the
conclusion that the opposition All Progressives
Congress turned fact on its head by claiming
that Governor Ayodele Fayose of Ekiti state;
former Minister of State for Defence, Musiliu
Obanikoro; and the Minister of Police Affairs,
Jelili Adesiyan, who featured in the recording,
planned how to rig the election.
“We have listened to the audio clip and we
make bold to say that the discussion that took
place in it did not make any mention of any
form of rigging in the Ekiti state governorship
election and neither did it contain any evidence
of any conspiracy to rig,” he said.
Mr. Fani-Kayode also said rather than
attempting to orchestrate rigging, what the
audio clip clearly revealed was Governor Fayose
expressing concerns that a military commander
was not acting on information about illegal
movement of weapons into certain parts of the
state.
“The Governor and others were apparently
worried that safety of the voters and INEC
officials could be compromised if security
measures were not strictly enforced,” he said.
Mr Fani-Kayode’s admission of the authenticity
of the tape is another chapter in the series of
contradictory responses from the ruling party
and those at the centre of the vote rigging plot.
In an interview with the Wall Street Journal, last
Friday, Mr. Jonathan said he would not
investigate the authenticity of the audio
recording because it was a “fabrication.”
“It’s all fabrications. Why should I investigate
things that are not real?” he asked.
Using forensic analysis that compared the voices
in the recording with public record samples of
the individuals in the recording, Guardian
Consulting, The New York-based security firm,
that helped authenticate the recordings,
confirmed that the tape was genuine.
“The voices from the recording were subjected
to a Forensic Voice Frequency Comparison
against known samples and were found to
match to a 98 per cent degree of certainty,” the
firm said.
Mr Jonathan’s dismissal of the tape as a
fabrication came after Mr Obanikoro denied
taking part in the meeting and threatened to sue
PREMIUM TIMES and Sahara Reporters for their
vigorous reporting on the matter.
Mr. Adesiyan confessed that the recording was
genuine but that it was more of an altercation
between Mr. Fayose and Mr. Momoh after the
former accused the latter of favouring the then
governor of the state, Kayode Fayemi.
“Fayose accused the General who supervised
the Ekiti election of taking bribe from Fayemi
and APC, that was two days before the election.
They called me because they said the General
disarmed policemen and I told him to allow the
policemen to do their job,” he told the Sunday
Punch newspaper.
After initially claiming his voice was
manipulated using speech software such as
Natural Voices, Mr. Fayose later admitted
during a political event in Ekiti that it was his
voice that was captured in the tape but claimed
he was rebuking Mr. Momoh for favouring the
APC.
“If you listen to the tape about military rigging
in Ekiti. Listen to the tape you will see that I
was the one accusing the army of compromise.
Listen, take time to listen. But they would come
back with propaganda and saying it all as if the
whole world of propaganda belongs to them,”
he said.
Counter Allegation
While challenging the APC to do a critical
content analysis of the discussions in the audio
clip, Mr. Fani-Kayode said it was the APC that
rigged the governorship election in Osun state.
“During the course of those elections, some of
their agents gathered in secret locations where
they thumb-printed ballot papers in favor of
their governorship candidate, Ogbeni Rauf
Aregbesola,” he said.
Mr. Fani Kayode also played a video tape he
claimed proved the APC rigged the election in
Osun state.
“It is ironic that instead of purging itself of its
own insatiable appetite for rigging and cheating,
the APC, through its Presidential candidate,
General Muhammadu Buhari, chose to call a
press conference in which he alleged that our
leaders were ordering soldiers to rig in Ekiti
state.
“This is a clear case of the pot calling the kettle
black,” he said.
APC, Buhari calling for violence
At his press conference, Mr. Fani-Kayode also
accused the APC and its presidential candidate
of veiled attempts to instigate violence in the
country, while also undermining the nation’s
armed forces.
“It is now very clear to us that the APC is
determined to cause security breaches in the
next few weeks. This has been confirmed by
their vigorous campaign of calumny against the
military and their consistent demand that
soldiers must not be deployed for security
surveillance at the polling booths in the
forthcoming elections,” he said.
Mr. Fani-Kayode also alleged what he termed
subtle threat of violence by Mr. Buhari at an
APC leadership meeting in Abuja on Tuesday.
“General Buhari said that the patience of the
APC and its leaders were on test. One wonders
what he means by that and what he and his
supporters intend to do once that patience runs
out.
“In an AFP news report of Friday, February 6,
2015, he was asked if he would accept the
outcome of the presidential election no matter
how unfavourable. Listen to his answer: “I am
not going to lose; so I won’t answer that
question.”
“Again, only yesterday, Wednesday, February 18,
2015, in an interview on ARISE Television,
General Buhari was asked what his reaction
would be if he loses the election. His answer
was: “We shall see.”
“As far as we are concerned, these are ominous
and subtle threats to unleash violence on the
Nigerian people and all those that he perceives
are his enemies in the event of his losing the
election,” he said.
Mr. Fani-Kayode said Mr. Buhari has succeeded
in inflaming the destructive passion of his
supporters in the northern part of the country
on many occasions in the past.
“We recall his unacceptable remarks on May 15,
2012 when he said “if what happened in 2011
should happen again in 2015, the dog and the
baboon would be soaked in blood”.
“We witnessed the orgy of violence that they
unleashed shortly after the announcement of
the results of the 2011 presidential election,
which the Sheik Lemu Committee, in its report
to the Federal Government, said was caused by
Buhari’s inflammatory statements.
“We recall with sadness the massacre of some of
our vibrant youth corps members who
participated in the 2011 election as INEC’s ad-
hoc staff in Bauchi State.
“We are concerned that the same thing may
happen again given General Buhari’s divisive
and inciting comments coupled with the APC’s
violent disposition,” Mr. Fani-Kayode said.
He said the attempt by the APC to discredit the
use of soldiers by promoting some “misleading
audio footage of the so-called rigging during the
Ekiti governorship election, in which one
Captain Sagir Koli was the dramatis personae, is
childish and absurd”.
He said the Nigerian Government deployed
soldiers in the Anambra, Edo, Ondo, Ekiti and
Osun gubernatorial elections and all those
elections were devoid of violence.
“Remarkably, the APC won in Edo and Osun;
APGA won in Anambra, Labour Party won in
Ondo while PDP won only in Ekiti State,” he
said.
He added that the basis on which the APC is
agitating for the exclusion of soldiers from the
election by sponsoring court cases is patently
dubious and untenable.
“The reason that the APC and its leaders do not
want soldiers deployed is to be able to
intimidate voters and unleash violence on the
polity once they lose the elections.
“They know that it would be far more difficult
for them to do that when soldiers are on the
streets.
“With these dishonourable tactics and desperate
acts by the APC, we are the ones who should be
worried and who should be complaining but,
unlike Buhari and the APC, our patience is not
running out because we are committed to a
peaceful election and we completely reject the
option of violence,” he said.

temitemi1:
Wake up! Wake up! U have been dreaming . GEJ till 2019!!!

guess I didn't say I was dreaming. gallantly awake n watching all parties movement

I can't stop laughing. A woman was trying to convince my grandfather of 95ys dat gej is good but d man no gree agree. Said ameachi is d man.

dunkem21:
Force am make him conduct elections na.

We don't want to vote again sef.

Na by force?

Lol Lol guys dey fear losing election ooooooo lol

I doubt if the proposed postponement of the
election is about PVC. My take is that its because
of the month February that has turn to febuhari in
the masses mouth. note that 80% of the
uncollected PVC owners are not ready for it.
giving them more time is useless. 50% of d PVC
owners don't have transport fee to there unit. ok.
even if they manage to go for it, how many are
ready to pay their tp to vote those two days?

The kind of words that comes out of our President
mouth ds days surprises me.
Imagine him saying leaders do well in their
second tenure -- can't buy dat "fact"
Came to my state n told us to give him a second
chance to give us good representative as a SS
man.
Its now him realise that loopholes exist in the oil
sector.
So tired of this government.

jorlons:
When he is disqualified let us know but for now keep your water closet shut and don't make me expose your...........



Pls don't make me repeat myself.

Now I'm gonna sound it out for you to grab.


SAAAIIIIII BUUUUHHHAAAARIIIIIIIII

lllloooolllll Lol Lol oh u too much

Setting or organizing a debate for an incumbent
President n other presidential aspirant is like organizing a
debate for a principal n d students.
imagine if another VP aspirant has won d debate
for vice President today, architect namade sanbo PDP
VP would have being in soup.
The debate am keen about is the propose debate
between prof Charles soludo (former CBN
governor ) & Dr ikonjo iweala (minister of finance
n coordinating minister of d economy)
This is d debate Nigerians should demand for.

ok na
yes after reading .....
I need to know d date for .....
Can I propose a
three-way debate with you (representing PDP/
Federal Government), nominee of APC (Utomi or
Fayemi? or any other), and myself (as independent
citizen— I don’t belong to any of the two). Let us
have two bouts of debate between now and 12th
February, 2015 focusing on: CBN/AMCON and the
financial system (if you want); our economy and its
outlook, and agenda/alternative paths to
sustainable prosperity post elections. Choose the
dates and times, and for the sake of Nigeria, I will
fly in. You can invite any of your international media
friends as moderators.

criminals ruling us under our great PDP
nonsense 5 Presidents of aso rock

change is possible

Op u didn't say who u are. Who are u? its best u speak for urself because u own no one but urself