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MiaBeer:
Jokes apart. You are hurting and really need help. I can rehabilitate you before bandits start knocking on your hut in Nigeria

Nigga keeps stalking and mentioning me 7 times in a row and I'm the one hurting. Your mom's puxxy is hurting

From taking 200 shafts a day fact

MiaBeer:
Look at the time you spent writing this rubbish. I actually have over 7 employees. Some of them used to be losers like you but unlike you, they are not in denial here. Challenge me to rehabilitate you and your late mother will be happy. I know you, so stop deceiving yourself. Loser!

Hahahahaha. You got Jokes man. What else? You are richer than Elon musk?

MiaBeer:
Your other handle rigarmortis is weak and tired. And all the burukutu you took led you to think you can deceive us here.

Nairalanders, dannyrhymes600 and rigarmortis are the same FYI. The same person is a loser and my geek employee decoded him.

dannyrhymes600 has been trying to scam people by selling old Nigerian coins to them. Please be careful. He tried to sell the coins to me and it failed.

Bobo, your comebacks are as weak as your fathers watery sperm.

Geek employee decoded that I'm dannyrhymes600? Lol. Collect your refund. The only person scamming you is your geek employee.

Of course we know this geek employee only lives in your delusional head.

Next thing you will say is that you are Obama right?

Painment is real. You've tried weak insults, you've tried stalking, you've tried "decoding ". Why don't you try suicide? Your mom tried it and it worked for her

MiaBeer:
Well, there was no autopsy when my late mum died. She probably killed herself because of the shame I brought on our family. I pity born losers like myself

Hahahahahahaha

MiaBeer:
You need to be given the Chinese option and executed for what you have put your family and late mother through. May your soul rest in pieces. Amen.

Sifia pains


Oga no go kill yourself o. 2mro fit better for u.

I doubt it though

No offence

MiaBeer:
You deserve to be cursed. Damn, how could you have done this kind of horrible act? May the devil accept you sha.

Feed your mom first na. Are you no tired of getting handouts off her selling that stinking meat for coins,?



No offence

MiaBeer:
You deserve to be cursed. Damn, how could you have done this kind of horrible act? May the devil accept you sha.

Who are you cursing me na

I didn't furkc your mom, it was only blow jorrrrb.

I didn't enjoy it though, she spread her dirty mouth and almost bit my dikc off. No be small injection I take the next day.

The only good thing is that she swallows. Why do you think they call her swa swa nwa

All the above was before her unfortunate demise ofcos

MiaBeer:
May your late mum's soul rest in the lord. At the same time, may thunder fire your blokos for failing to listen to your parents and teachers

Be original even in your insults na. Why do you keep plagiarising?

No offence?

I can tell you are very pained. Its the inbred gene in you

dannyrhymes600:
Mumu you woke a seven year old post just to prove your generational curse

Lol. The guy no get job. He had to resort to stalking.

His insults are boring though. No creativity. I will keep drilling sense into his brain though it seems like pouring water in a rock. The guy is too dense.

dannyrhymes600:
Lol you are curses and bitter at the same time, no wonder the op said he fúcked your mother

Cc. Miabeer.

Ok I lied. I didn't f6ck her. She just gave me a sloppy Mouth Action

MiaBeer:
I am trying to set up another avenue where born losers like you will rehabilitate your useless lives. Let me know if you are interested because there's an increase in rape by touts and miscreants like you. That cost me close to 2 mil, see my signature for details if you are not a born loser like rigarmortis. You think we don't know you are the same. Stay off weed for your sake. Olodo!

Painment. How am I the same with dannyrhymes600. You see losing it nigga. Lol. No offence.



You quote me 50 times and type long asinine epistles that i dont even bother to read cos it's full of kindergarten nonsense and low IQ reasoning .

But how can I blame you, I don't expect the product of a leaking condom from alcohol diluted sperm ejaculated from the nuts of a village drunkard into the fetid cvnt of a two kobo olosho to post Shakespeare level stuff no offence.

How is it possible that you are the first sperms to cling to your mom's rotten eggs? Makes one reason how slow your other moronic brotherly watery sperms are.

No insults here. I'm just curious.

And no offence of cos

MiaBeer:
There are probably many 'runzgirls' in your family, are there? You come across as someone who has no respect for women. You probably have unresolved issues with your late mum. Stop writing rubbish. Damn

Hahahahahahahaha.

Your mom was the first runz girl I fourked. Lol, it's possible your are my son . But failure doesn't run in our blood and I'm positive I used a condom. The sec was bad though. Cos your mom has a bucked puxxy.

Painmemt you had to resort to stalking me >:

Lol.

Bless your simple soul. No offence

MiaBeer:
Be quiet. Your mumu is trekking on third mainland bridge with your useless reasoning. Keep waiting for bandits to recruit you. Don’t go and look for something reasonable to do, Olodo!

Lol. Serious painment. Ndo o.



Drop some plantain leaf on your moms grave today. Flowers are beyond your reach. Let her manage it

no offence

MiaBeer:
First, there is no word like painment and that is one of many reasons why your are a fake engineer. May your mum's soul rest in peace. Amen.
You are a loser and I will soon put a curse on you if you are not remorseful. Loser!

Plentiful Painment.

Its not my fault that Maggots and vultures ate your mom's rotten corpse for dinner. And you buried the leftover carcass in a dunghill.

You shouldn't have left her dead corpse on the streets now, yeah everyone knows she was mad and died like road kill jackass, but even dead dogs have owners for forkcs sake.

Painment Don dey make you ment. No offence

MiaBeer:
Be Quiet Loser! You are yapping about bandits openly and privately waiting for them to enlist you the same tire promise of virgins after you die. Almajiri thugs like you will never stop amazing progressive Nigerians. Now, large kiwi polish and a kettle for you. Olodo!

painment

MiaBeer:
Which certificate is better than my blue. You think I am there in Nigeria with you suffering and smiling. Go and look for something better to do with your worthless life instead of parading yourself as a fake engineer. Who dash monkey banana? May your mum's soul rest in peace and may thunder scatter your abunna there

I see that your mom as finally dashed you #200 to buy cheap data after selling her "meat" to various drunk men? It's been a while, no one wants to buy "meat" from an ugly old hag anymore. Please you thr data wisely, Google 20 ways to make money online, you can also Google 1000 ways to die.

Yes o, we know that you are in the aloof inugo. When that nmkpulu nmiri wears off you will know ablood is not that same as okpoko. Enjoy your high

Jostoman:
Since the life of the northerners don't matter to the northerners again, other people will just be looking at them too or maybe they are waiting for Southerners people to come and protest for them. God knows that this great woman Aisha Yusuf has done her best.

So you don't know that insecurity can't stay localised for long? Boko haram that was in the Borno area is now rampant in the NE. Gradually it has transformed to banditry and spread all over the North. Same with herdsmen crises that was in plateau state has come to the south. You think bandits will be satisfied to just capture the north only. Keep praising foolery

Areola14:
People should be more careful with people comments... Most of the people that bears yoruba names on this platform are not even Yorubas, mostly they are other tribes! They make some comment to take aways attention from them... How can someone bear I stand with tinubu and be saying something that will bring the Yorubas down? For the chief... I cannot say what really happen! I don't trust most of these chief's.. in Nigeria, gone are the days, u think because u are rich, u are secure, nah lie oo! Now, rich people are really facing it .. revolution has started already! No one is secure again!

I slightly disagree with you bro, revolutionary movements are initiated by the masses, legitimate citizens of the country who are fed up, this one is done by criminals who dont differentiate from poor or rich. Imagine that the olufon of ifon was kidnapped and killed at the same spot and nothing was done till today, now it has happened again.

This is like an incentive for criminals to continue

Aufbauh:
Fake identity.
The Ugandans are at it again.

Dis you try to check the ID on Facebook before posting?

Be careful, and beware of character assassination during background check with the HR. Except you dont intend to use them as reference.

for the main time, be resepctful, write them an email or letter indicating that you intend to payment and your mode of repayment and how you intend to stretch it.

very important you document that.

if its an email, send to HR and copy the head of HR, if its letter make it is stamped.

very important bro

good luck

oladipuposadeeq:
so would you have suggested the man used koboko as for me its better to give him this punishment than man handling person papa,husband or boyfriend at least he and his wife can laugh over this unlike when koboko is used to draw Nigerian map over ones body

There is a fine for that offence. He contravened the road traffic/highway laws.

The soldier resorted to self help and being the judge and jury in the case. He is equally wrong

MiaBeer:
Shoe shining thug, one kiwi polish and two kettles for you. Major league loser.

hehehehee

have you eaten that you want to buy kiwi?

wait until your mother sells a random drunk some piece of that pussy and use the money to buy okpa

i dont need your kiwi

kiwi gbukwe gu dia



no offense

MiaBeer:
The only help you will get is jail time for impersonating that you’re an engineer when you’re not. Who dash a cow rearing almajiri shoe shining thug like you. Loser!

why is it so hard for you to believe that i am a fake engineer with masters in thug analysis?

is it because you have no single school cert holder in your clan?



no offense

MiaBeer:
Worthless motherless herdsman. Go jump in the lake loser. You will always be a loser for the rest of your life. Your late mother curse is now working on you. That’s why you hate other mothers. Olodo!

i dont hate mothers, only yours

she opened her fetid cvnt and allowed a drunk jobless man insert his dirty shlong and unleash his watery worthless wasted seaman schnapps diluted semen into her gaping hairy hole

now the world is worse off cos of your existence

MiaBeer:
Loser, if it makes sense for you to hug a transformer, doesn’t it really show what a lowlife you are. Fake engineer

Do you lack comprehension skills? I'm sorry yoyr deadbeat dad couldn't afford to pay for good education.

Why don't you come for help?

While we are at it, the gofundme vagina operation project for your mom offer is still open, we don't want a younger and daft version of yourself roaming the streets

MiaBeer:
One kettle and 7 virgins for you, when you himug that transformer. Olodo.

One sniper for you when you finally sat something that makes sense

MiaBeer:
We all know your poor mum abandoned you and others were blaming her but look what you turned out to be: a mannerless he goat and thug. I know your mum is dead and you have no shame in you but you need focus more on your rehabilitation ok. Poor thing! Remember to wash that smelly little priik and assss with enough water or alcohol in your kettle

Abandoned?!!!!!!! Niqqa you have the mind to mention that??

Your dead beat dad abandoned you as a swimming spermatozoa!!!!!

You fertilised your mom's fetid eggs, which is a miracle, how you made your way through the hurdle of exotic bacteria and variety of vaginal viruses to win the first prize in the midst of other slowpoke swimming sperms is remarkable.

But alas, you fell off your mom's coochie and landed on your empty head, the small brain left in your head came into the world damaged.

You need coaching.

Come and meet me in gwarimpa, I can help you. But I will soon leave.

MiaBeer:
Who is your mate! Keep drinking until Gwarimpa hisbah catch you and bulala you little abunna. You all are pretenders. Where’s your useless kettle?

No hisbah in abuja mate.

I know you haven't been here before. Looks like London to you.

Just showed your ignorance once again.

My kettle is in your mom's puxxy, It fell inside and can't be found till now. Can you be a good guy and fetch it out with a sickle

MiaBeer:
I am shocked by the degree of your gullibility though. What are they feeding you losers out there? Now, milk that cow in Gwarimpa for me. I don’t have much except a golden kettle, guuuff and mat.

There are no cows in gwarimpa mate.

Bring your two engineers, along with the screws lose in your head. Let's see if we can screw them back

MiaBeer:
Amam Na nne gi n’ala otu ka nkita but that shouldn’t have made you an almajiri appeaser though. Now that you have admitted that you didn’t have first class, please admit that you didn’t study engineering, that you were making it up just because you’re a loser.
After, the admission, one more gold kettle and a mat for you

Mbanu, I can't lie. Lol

I studied engineering with masters in thug analysis. Hehe hehe. That one is true.

Onye bu nna gi bikonu? You can't recognise your ofeke father again?

I'm in Gwarimpa now. You can come and meet me let me help you with a few drinks. We can then discuss about how to start the godfundme for otu nne gi

MiaBeer:
Thanks for admitting that you’re a mannerless thug. You wish you studied engineering and you also you had first class. This the result of all the useless burukutu and qunnu you consume every day. You have been warned to stop skipping your medication but you won’t listen.
One more kettle and a mannerless cow for you

No ooooo.

Don't misquote me, I didn't have first-class.

But your mom...........hehehehehehe, we all know why they call her nwayi onye obioma in the hood. O na l'otu gwogwo.

MiaBeer:
Keep confirming to Nairalanders that you’re a fake engineer and a mannerless thug. After dealing with me, you will think twice before you dream of quoting someone again. You’re a born loser and that’s why you talk about others parents.

who is denying it, i am a mannerless thug with first degree in engineering and masters in thug analysis.

but its a fact that your mom indeed has a gripless cvnt and you deadbeat dad forced himself on her, it is debatable however, if you are indeed a product of a leaking condom because it is widely known that your dad cannot afford 2 fifty kobo coins to rub together.

although it is a widely held belief that you leaked into your mom through a fake condom