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RomanceRe: Check Out This Romantic Picture Of A Caring Boyfriend by rigarmortis: 2:47pm On Oct 09, 2015
RedBenson:
I dey my bro. I'm not up to anything lately.
alright bruv, enjoy
RomanceRe: Check Out This Romantic Picture Of A Caring Boyfriend by rigarmortis: 11:56am On Oct 09, 2015
RedBenson:
You are not a caring boyfriend then (according to Nigerian girls belief).
guy how far now, what are you up to lately.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs DR Congo (0 - 2): Int'l Friendly On 8th October 2015 by rigarmortis: 9:50am On Oct 09, 2015
its easy for people like oilseh to sit and discus and rant about every substitution on TV, blaming every move by the coach but it is obvious that the guy is a bad coach and abysmal manager.

this no foreign coach policy is just stooooopid, that means we limit ourselves to the ones at home no matter how bad, what about the thousands of Nigerians playing in foreign leagues, making money and developing their talent, it is only bad if you employ a coach because he is white, but a GOOD foreign coach is not bad.

what is olisehs pedigree anyway, former footballer and no known team coach and you just put his as head coach, too bad.

even better footballing nations use foreign coaches that can develop their style.

the last coach we had. whether local or foreign is westerhof, the others were just trial and error coaches/managers.
PoliticsRe: Odinkalu, Fani-kayode In Twitter War Over Hate Speech. by rigarmortis: 4:08pm On Oct 01, 2015
maybe he was too blunt, but its the truth, many other tribes commit crimes with economic tilt, but these guys are just senseless in their killing spree, your leave a little grazing area in front of your fenced farm, they break the fence, herd their cattle in, any resistance, they shoot you with their guns and arrows, beat you, and start a village war.


Whats the rationale behind that?
AutosRe: Clean Tokunbo 2001 Volkswagen Bora/jetta@ 870k by rigarmortis: 3:21pm On Sep 29, 2015
how much
PoliticsRe: Buhari Prevented From Meeting Pope Francis After Late Arrival by rigarmortis: 8:25pm On Sep 27, 2015
its hard to understand someone who only speaks in body language.

He will say one thing and the PAs will misinterprete it, maybe a body language translator will be hired and announced along with the ministers.
EducationRe: Ritualists Now Attacking Schools (photos) by rigarmortis: 8:54am On Sep 23, 2015
theunusualmoon:
Somebody came to beg for money,
Somebody decided to drop two hundred naira on the floor after receiving a thousand,
Somebody wanted to pick the money,
Somebody said :stop don't pick it
Somebody then decided it was good to burn the money,
And then the money disappered after showing no signs of combustion.


Delusions,paranoia,illiteracy,poverty,and above all, erroneous thought patterns.

Op, I'd like to interview these people myself.can you please give us a detailed address.I don't see any reasons why you should obscure the location if you are really certain about the whole thing.
oh just shut up sir!

illiteracy?.......no sir, not everything can be explained by science, spontaneous recoveries cannot be adequately explained by science, neither can many other things.

I am a trained engineer, up to master level, home and abroad, being to more seminars in the country and out than I can count!........but don't doubt magic if you have not witnessed it, all the described above is not up to what a ten year old Haitian can do for fun, magic is real, only thing is that Nigerians practice the negative side of it.
CelebritiesRe: Funke Adesiyan To Omotola: You Wore What Your Daughter Should Have Worn (photos) by rigarmortis: 8:41am On Sep 23, 2015
these girls are razz!!..................damn!

I don't watch the normal "ibo" films though, but from the poster the look cuter than these!

dafuq!
Poems For ReviewRe: The Lady Of The Night. by rigarmortis: 11:41am On Sep 22, 2015
joseph1832:
At midnight she stood
Alone and alone,
Covered by a hood.
The moon cast shadow
On her features
From across the meadow,



Illuminating her feature,
Making her look like the creature
Who stalk the night,
To show her might
Feeding on her prey,
While it stand astray.



Her face pale, and white as snow,
Her skin white, and cold as ice,
Her lips red, and red as a rose,
Her hair soft, and soft as silk,
Her fingers long, long like fangs,
Her eyes blaze, and blaze like the sun.



Indeed, the lady of the night
Never fleas from her freight,
For she has the power
To make all men cower,
For the creatures of the night
Are her slaves and her might.



With the speed of a falling star
And the strength of a thousand tsars,
Equip with heighten senses
Never bowing to her menses,
With a lust that can never be sated
And a weakness for all that is consecrated.



Beware the Lady of the night,
For she will be the end of us all
.
nice lines, do you do poetic hip hop or just pure poetry?
CrimeRe: Kidnappers Of Enugu Imam Demand N20m Ransom- The Guardian by rigarmortis: 9:18am On Sep 17, 2015
Sabrwahaqqo:
Keep sharing your family foto for all I care! ... Mumu cheesy
when you are so pained but pretend not to care

v v v

CrimeRe: Kidnappers Of Enugu Imam Demand N20m Ransom- The Guardian by rigarmortis: 9:05am On Sep 17, 2015
Sabrwahaqqo:
Not everyone is like you huh? Abeg, swerve cheesy
nigg4 is supremely pained> grin

coupled with your jobless situation, a hungry man is an angry man, you know, have you eaten?

why so pained grin

CrimeRe: Kidnappers Of Enugu Imam Demand N20m Ransom- The Guardian by rigarmortis: 8:04am On Sep 17, 2015
Sabrwahaqqo:
Boy, I'm tired af your folly.

Happy night rest!

Don't forget to fukc off my mention huh ?

. I . Am . So .Done . With . You smiley
Keep pulling out shiiity opinions out of your narrow a55.

Is this what you do when you run out of vaaeline?.........maybe you have stolen some money out of your mothers purse and the next thing is to purchase some lotion from the nearest store to ease some piled up stress.

Go get a job dude.

The only thing you contribute to the country is increase in sales of vaseline in every street you move into, to the detriment of you already wasted life.

Such a waste of spermatozoa you are!

Your blasted father should have wanked you into the nearest pit latrine.
CrimeRe: Kidnappers Of Enugu Imam Demand N20m Ransom- The Guardian by rigarmortis: 10:48pm On Sep 16, 2015
Sabrwahaqqo:
my mom is a LovePeddler, my father is the village drunk, i am a product of a one night stand............

And other bla bla blas
And how is that my business?
CrimeRe: Kidnappers Of Enugu Imam Demand N20m Ransom- The Guardian by rigarmortis: 9:24pm On Sep 16, 2015
Sabrwahaqqo:
Oh thanks for proof-reading my boi! grin

So, you already spotted a doc that cures drunkards of their addictionhuh Such a good son you are grin

In fact, we've a lot to thank the lord for since you finally agreed your father is an ape at looks cheesy. Even if u argue , that picture will surely bear witness against you tongue OR is that a photoshopped image af him? cheesy
Your jokes are dry, dead on arrival like your father's brain cells, wonder how he got your mom to open her fetid pvssy for him to take a skinny dip.

you are a pvssy with a yeast infection, your whole epistles aint worth a bucketful of warm spit.
CrimeRe: Kidnappers Of Enugu Imam Demand N20m Ransom- The Guardian by rigarmortis: 5:13pm On Sep 16, 2015
Sabrwahaqqo:
Ok, I can see your dad looks like an ape grin

And yes , perfectly suits what my mind pictured when I said he's a drunkered cheesy
your father being the village drunk should have told you its drunkard, didn't you check the spelling of his ailment when reporting to the doctor?
CrimeRe: Kidnappers Of Enugu Imam Demand N20m Ransom- The Guardian by rigarmortis: 5:04pm On Sep 16, 2015
[quote author=Sabrwahaqqo post=38073366][/quote]the fool actually thinks he makes sense? grin

check out the history of your forbears in pictures

CrimeRe: Kidnappers Of Enugu Imam Demand N20m Ransom- The Guardian by rigarmortis:
Sabrwahaqqo:
Hahahahahaha.

Typical! Typical af an insecure asshole looking for a ticket to ride on somebody like a picket.... But no am no puppet, actually your prefect grin


Dimwit, I know I am your worst nightmare and I really love that. The way you've been ranting and chanting utter rubbish speaks volume af how re.tarded you are. So yes, you're those things you said up there not me and because you're high on drugs right now I won't blame you too much. I just pray again that your folks find out soonest af your mental demise so that they can get u a new one if they can afford it cheesy . Till then keep spitting poo for all I care grin
mr man shvt the furk up, rein in on your whorish mother in conjunction with your sister who are currently on a wild random dikc sucking spree to find out if two heads are better than one before you come here and type shiiit.


every half-wit thinks they deserve an opinion, even the ones like you who cant differentiate between their anvs and a hole in the ground.

fancy an idiot like you who thinks he is my worst nightmare?.......just like one deranged woman in the insane asylum keeps screaming she is Margaret thatcher.
CrimeRe: Kidnappers Of Enugu Imam Demand N20m Ransom- The Guardian by rigarmortis: 4:21pm On Sep 16, 2015
Sabrwahaqqo:
Like I said, your head is not correct. Till u get treated at the psychiatrist's , you'll continue to fail to make sense.

I just hope and pray somebody that knows your parents will hint them up soon. Your case is such a sorry case cheesy , you've started biting trees no doubt grin .
did your father die of poison from biting the wrong tree? daughterfucking roach.

shvt tha furk up, fool, you have no value, behind door diykc taking worthless cyber space junk low-lifer, typical example of the beta-homosapiens who hasn't totally evolved from the homo erectus. your innate low self esteem causes you to go about stocking embers with the hope of raising your flagging ego while hiding behind a keyboard.

nigga, go somewhere quiet and cry, or pour some hot desert sand down your throat, your replies and post are asinine and dry at your best and smacks of a boy shunned by girls with no outlet for his masculinity save the occasion tango with diverse brands of pomade behind the bathroom door, but since there is only so many ways you can make love to your fingers, you come here and try to fill the void by spewing trash and hoping to get attention.

you are worth zilch dude, jump off a furken cliff.




grin
CrimeRe: Kidnappers Of Enugu Imam Demand N20m Ransom- The Guardian by rigarmortis: 4:05pm On Sep 16, 2015
Sabrwahaqqo:
You should go and ask your wretched drunkard of a dad that question , not me you this foolish boy from hell...
BTW,
I can see you're insane already but man not here, Rehab is your calling. cheesy
I insist once again, that your father should have pulled out, would have saved the world the horror of your unfortunate existence, but lo and behold, we can deny mowrohns the pleasures of sekx and mentally impaired women do get pregnant too.

here you are.
AutosRe: AWOOF ALERT!! Clean customized Nissan Altima Going For 590k by rigarmortis: 2:59pm On Sep 16, 2015
please guys stop all the snide remarks, such words can stop genuine potential buyers and deprive a honest man of his daily bread, this is not a case of pay and order, its a case of see and buy, I think its the best form of transaction.

and as a guy who also does business, I know that genuine buyers do the calling, ppl will hardly waste their credit to call if they have no intention while calling everyone who drops a digit is not only unwise busness wise but will be eternal frustrating to the call to hear some just playu with him on phone and end up no sale.

if he is a scammer, go and see for yourself, pls don't rob a man of his potential customers.


PS. I don't know the poster from adam.
CrimeRe: Kidnappers Of Enugu Imam Demand N20m Ransom- The Guardian by rigarmortis:
Sabrwahaqqo:
Like you're a pathetic kidnapper walahi.
Person dey talk say pikin no know book, your mumu self dey talk say hin get handwriting, shoro niyen? cheesy
couldnt understand a furken thing, whatever incoherent rants you posted there I have not the foggiest idea what it means.

well, a nice condom would have spared us the horror of your existence.

I the absence of the money to buy such maybe your father should have pulled out?....you agree?
CrimeRe: Kidnappers Of Enugu Imam Demand N20m Ransom- The Guardian by rigarmortis: 10:57am On Sep 16, 2015
Sabrwahaqqo:
Yeeebos and kidnapping sha.

Smh smh smh
better than this...........

https://www.nairaland.com/2601809/four-fake-prophets-human-parts
CareerRe: Josephine, Airport woman who returned money gets her first salary (Photo) by rigarmortis: 6:46pm On Sep 14, 2015
kestolove95:
Ibo woman dat was born nd brought up in d west...God thank d owner of d money sai dix woman no meet any ibo person b4 she return d money
Your father should have pulled out.

Take that as a compliment, there are worse things that can be said about you.

But this will suffice؛..............

At least, for now.
PoliticsRe: List Of Buhari's Ministerial Nominees Screened By DSS - Naij.com by rigarmortis: 4:55pm On Sep 14, 2015
please someone tell me this are not the people we were told to wait for, for so long.

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