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Politics › Re: Breaking News!!! Bomb Blast In Kasuwa *monday Market Maiduguri* by rigarmortis: 11:23am On Nov 26, 2014
emiraty:
Na wa oo all these for me? Ok ooooo.
Have a good day ahead
same to you too.

may the piss of islam.e be upon you.
Politics › A Honest Description Of Some APC Cheiftains by rigarmortis(op): 11:20am On Nov 26, 2014
1. General muhamadu.pe Buhari aka the washer man.
If ever your dog, or your pet baboon ever get “infidelously” dirty don’t wash with soap and water, take it to this man, he washes by soaking them in blood and they come out clean, he is very good at it.
Apart from washing dogs and baboons he is also good at brainwashing, brainwashing gullible people into thinking that he is incorrigible, while this same fellow served under abacha and funds were reported missing under his watch.
But no matter how good he seems to appear in the laundry/washer man business he cant wash off the blood on his hands from the human right abuses when he was MILITARY DICTATOR and also his sympathy towards his protégé, the commander in chief of Islamic forces, he once proclaimed that these guys are not terrorists and deserve pardon while likening them to ND militants, he also accused the FG of genocide when his army of butchers were being killed, but turns and ridicules the president if they relax their grip.
This man apart from being a good washerman is also a goo cleanser/fumigator, his ethnic/religious cleansing is legendary, he once proclaimed that sharia law is God sent and it is his duty and vision to make sure it is practised in the whole of Nigeria.


2. Lie mohamMAD. Aka linus software

this man is programmed to lie.

If this guys say goodmorning, check the position of the sun, if he tells you his name is lai, check the newpapers for change of name......the summary is that this man cant tell the truth to save his life, he cant even lie straight in bed.
He bandies unconfirmed statements all the time and twists facts to suit him and his party of aggrieved fellows. He cries sour grapes over things he cant get and has a limited grasp of reality, he lives in his self built utopian world.

3. Rot(tweiler)timi amaechi aka the loony gangster.
This guy embezzles rivers dry while attacking the president on personal terms and careful cleaning the a55 of northern blokes with his tongue.
If your choosing a party is ideological and not to settle cheap scores, thats ok but changing parties just to get back at some enemies at the same time chasing wild vice presidential goose is just foolish.


4. KwankwaARSEHOLE aka the mole.
This guy has been sympathetic to APC all along while pretending he is a member of PDP, openly discrediting and criticising his party destructively. He made a grand show to driving to work while planting cameramen on every turn to take a pic of him in his bomb proof car, he considers himself progressive but switches from majority to minority and still wants to retain the seat....talk of double standards.


5. CockROACHES ocrookOCHA...aka the dyck riding political pr0st1tvte.
This guy jumps from party to party faster than a h00k3r changes clients, it shows he has no ideology and is only interested solely in power, like all power drunk fellows, hitler included, he fancies himself a good orator which spewing garbage filled slogans all the while.
If he gives a beggar #50 he makes sure to capture it on camera while hugging the beggar and smiling to the world.


6. Emperor shekau no nickname[/b]
He is the leader of the holy army of APC, actually a certain retired general is the number one leader, being the field marshal, but shekau, is the visible director of operations, no need to advertise his deeds on this thread that is not my intention.

7. [b]Kashyode fayemi aka the silent kokoro that is eating the efo.

This guy has a silent mien, unknown to many he is feeding fat and steady looting the state funds, it was recently discovered that ekiti state account doesn’t have two pennies to rub together after he left office, his dress sense is an insult to awolowo, he hides under this guise to do damage.


8. RaFOOL aregberascal aka nation of islam gladiator.
This guy doesn’t have any personal ambition apart from championing the cause, religious or otherwise of his northern masters.
He is a confirmed religious bigot, his public school misadventure need not be retold here.


9. Atiku aka the CUSTOMised sleaze bag
What beats walking around in expensive items.....its using customised items, this dude was a former CUSTOMS officer who embezzled funds while serving, he later became a VICE to the country when he was vice president, embezzling huge sums and engaging the president in a show of shame.
Now he wants to be president, but what happens when you cant be president?...you became a vice, and engage in mud slinging to discredit those at the top.


10. Midget hell rufai aka short man devil [b][/b]
You expect elders to act a certain way, buy when they consistently act like coke addicts........something has to be done, when they start spewing jargons and accusing people blindly, then its time to lock them up, i expect the midget to be undergoing treatment for his psychosis by now.
This guy comes up with absurd theories of how the north is dying, how the president is evil, how Nigeria will fall.......scary unfounded stories....really am scared for his health and state of mind.
Politics › Re: Breaking News!!! Bomb Blast In Kasuwa *monday Market Maiduguri* by rigarmortis: 11:15am On Nov 26, 2014
emiraty:
Ok please pray for me
no prayers.

you deserve to be PREYED on, by vultures.

you are as useless as a sack of rotten beef.

no offence.
Politics › Re: Hilarious!!! See Whom Is Contesting For Governor Of Kano State by rigarmortis: 8:54am On Nov 26, 2014
omenka:
You are talking to kids. They can hardly understand. Those guys deserve national Honours truth be told. They fought their way through a gauntlet of gun wielding policemen to protect our democracy. I am proud of all of them!!
you don't know jackshit my friend........

can you defend a positive thing by acting negatively?..........
Politics › Re: Nigeria Won't Break-up In 2015 Says Kumuyi by rigarmortis: 8:53am On Nov 26, 2014
barcanista:
Thumbs up to one of the only few respected man and religious leader. He's never political, he speaks like an elder and a Statesman.
Those so-called frauds and self-acclaimed prophets should hide their heads in shame. Anybody can make political prediction based on carefully analysed trends, its no biggie. "Thus Says the' lord scam is now obselete
what about thus says my bomb?....seems to be working for BUHA.R.I.p
Politics › Re: Breaking News!!! Bomb Blast In Kasuwa *monday Market Maiduguri* by rigarmortis: 8:32am On Nov 26, 2014
emiraty:
WhathuhhuhI can't believe a sane human typed this words.
Hmmmmmm how old are you and what is your educational capacity?
I wonder why an i.d10t like who doesn't know jackshit wants to know about my level of education, BTW, its these words, note the plural, dumbfuck.


and please, in the name of your camelfucking fucking prophet, what does "educational capacity" mean, semi-illiterate m oro n like you, trying hard to pass himself off as passably intelligent, but your dumbfuckery shines through, it cant be hidden in a multitude of words, no matter how lame.


you should question your prophet's sanity for coming up with a bloody assassin manual like the Koran.t and you should also question yourself for believing such a dumb story, but I guess you are suffering from mob mentality, you cant reason for yourself, you brain has been religiously kicked so up into your a55 that you shyte grey matter.


you deserve pity.
Politics › Re: Breaking News!!! Bomb Blast In Kasuwa *monday Market Maiduguri* by rigarmortis: 5:02pm On Nov 25, 2014
kimond101:
Dude I ain't even got time for argument and finger pointing. People like you will believe only things they want to believe.
There's more to life than that which meets the eyes.
Peace.
if I wish you the same peace that the religion of peace is currently bestowing on the middle east and northeast Nigeria, will you accept my "peace" offering?


honestly
Politics › Re: Breaking News!!! Bomb Blast In Kasuwa *monday Market Maiduguri* by rigarmortis: 4:54pm On Nov 25, 2014
ilugunboy:
Stop this ridicule of Islam and Muslims.......you've littered this thread with so much harmful and provocative comments already..... it's seems you are gloating over the hapless dead people.

Times like this calls for sobriety
gloating over dead people?...how can I do that, I am PISSED!!!!!.....and I hate the usual Muslim response of.......these guys are not Muslims, when this kind of thing happens.

Osama bin laden, if he was to fill a form, would put islam in the space made for religion yes/no?.......him being a good man is another question, saladin is a muslim, but also one of my heroes, bin laden is a monster, but also a muslim....fact.


and last if times like this calls for sober reflection then that's what we will keep doing, soberly reflecting while people die, your sober reflection doesn't do jackshit for the dead, you are not respecting them by saying nothing and just reflecting......soberly.
Politics › Re: Breaking News!!! Bomb Blast In Kasuwa *monday Market Maiduguri* by rigarmortis: 4:46pm On Nov 25, 2014
maryam6:
now i knw u r a joke. so, a non muslim can't chant Allahu akbar? Pls get a lyf my broda.
who the fqck is your brother? so you can recognise you dirty bearded, Koran chanting, arab slave, murderous, blood thirsty, rag head brothers again?

a Muslim san chant allahu Akbar, but the ones chanting and detonating are MUSLIMS! in predominantly Christian countries, how many of such have you seen, but just check, Iraq, Somalia and the rest, and tell me if the havoc wreckers are not pork rejecting pvnks.
Politics › Re: Breaking News!!! Bomb Blast In Kasuwa *monday Market Maiduguri* by rigarmortis: 4:41pm On Nov 25, 2014
kimond101:
You are part of the problem with Nigeria.
Religious Bigotism! Not having respect for other peoples belief.
If someone decides to worship a stone instead of his creator its left to his creator to guide him to Himself.
When you call the prophet of Islam names, do you belief you trigger peace?


If Boko Haram claim to be muslims, the truth is they don't practice Islam.
Cause killing, kidnapping, rape, acts of terror isn't of Islam.
I am a muslim and i have studied the Quran and i practice Islam.
Islam condemns terrorism
Most Imams both in Nigeria and oversea condemn the act of terror but you'll never see that
We are in the end times/end of the world where people appreciate falsehood and look down on the truth.
I have heard this "they are not real muslims" shyte, the truth is they started out as muslims, they had clerics who preach violence, the recruited from the mosque before they were unleashed on the world, what did the mosque do to curtail the act, before and after?.......what did they do when the focus was on churches and xtian mainly, its easy to disown a thing once its hurting you PERSONALLY, but what happened in the days of yore?


what happened when some lunatic was calling for jihad?,....you rag heads didn't say anything.

in trying to solve a problem you have to understand the root cause, which in this case is islam
Politics › Re: Breaking News!!! Bomb Blast In Kasuwa *monday Market Maiduguri* by rigarmortis: 3:34pm On Nov 25, 2014
maryam6:
i mean a concrete evidence 2 back ur claims.
all the muslim zombie horde chanting allahu Akbar before wrecking havoc, what does that show you?...........evidence still not concrete or "edible" enough?

"chew" on that for a minute
Politics › Re: Breaking News!!! Bomb Blast In Kasuwa *monday Market Maiduguri* by rigarmortis: 3:10pm On Nov 25, 2014
maryam6:
if only u have an edible evidence den i will believe u.
edible evidencehuh

really, what do you mean by edible evidence, do you mean the religious violence that is "eating" up the NORTHEAST right now?.....

all the killing in the name of AnLLAH?........and his paedophile prophet?

what do you mean by edible evidence anyway?.......are you against western education?

or you need the same grass that the prophet atehuh/....take a trip to the deserts of Saudi and obtain one
Politics › Re: Breaking News!!! Bomb Blast In Kasuwa *monday Market Maiduguri* by rigarmortis: 2:30pm On Nov 25, 2014
juman:
This is heart breaking.

Why must nigeria be one?
even if Nigeria divides, these boko beast with conquer those territories then march towards the sea, one conquest is never enough for people with a religious agenda.
Politics › Re: Breaking News!!! Bomb Blast In Kasuwa *monday Market Maiduguri* by rigarmortis: 2:30pm On Nov 25, 2014
juman:
This is heart breaking.

Why must nigeria be one?
even if Nigeria divides, these boko beast with counquer those territories then march towards the sea, one conquest is never enough for people with a religious agenda.
Politics › Re: Breaking News!!! Bomb Blast In Kasuwa *monday Market Maiduguri* by rigarmortis: 2:23pm On Nov 25, 2014
melotreaah:
Hey bro..... just try and get sense at least for a second. Why would you say islam foot soldiers?? Who told you they are muslims?? They are just using ISLAMIC religion as a camouflage
so its the pope and nuns in rome abi?

may sango shave your head with a blunt razor and shaponno empty three gallons of water into your stomach.
Politics › Re: Breaking News!!! Bomb Blast In Kasuwa *monday Market Maiduguri* by rigarmortis: 2:21pm On Nov 25, 2014
kimond101:
These Boko Hraram people, whoever they may be may Allah expose them and destroy them. They claim to be Muslims but every reasonable person will realize they are demons possessed individuals who plan to destroy Nigeria and tarnish the image of Islam.
Muslims are dying,Christians are dying.Yoruba,ibo and hausas are being killed.
Our government has betrayed us.
We are betraying ourselves due to tribalism and religious bigotism against our fellow brothers.
We need strong hands in this nation.
We need a leader who can take control aswell not only prayers.
Vote For CHANGE!
The key which will bring the change lies in our hands.
dont hide the truth in a multitude of words, boko members are moo-slimes and the Koran is their manual.......there are replicas the world over, ISIS, Hezbollah, al Qaeda, al shabab.....they all have many things in common, they all pray five times daily facing the east, then they stand up, face the east, west, north, south, NORTH-EAST and bomb and maim, more than five times.......daily.


all these because a particular self acclaimed greatest last and greatest prophet named....youknow-who, former camel driver, smoked Saudi best grass, went into a cave and heard a "voice"
Romance › Re: My Closest Friend Had Sex With My Babe by rigarmortis: 11:18am On Nov 25, 2014
THERE IS LOVE IN SHARING.


grin
Education › Re: Apply For SEOF Scholarship For Secondary, Undergraduate & Postgraduates Students by rigarmortis: 11:11am On Nov 25, 2014
voltron:
Sir Emeka Offor. The only reason why NNPC has not met the minimum crude export limit by OPEC since the past 20 years.

Sir Emeka Offor. The only reason why Nigeria imports fuel and the subsidy scam still continues.

Sir Emeka Offor. Who single-handedly mortaged the future of Sao tome's future generations by buying up their crude for peanuts

Ok. The scholarships won't wipe your blackness to white but it will help. Continue, your sins will catch up with you one day if the spirits of the dead whom you have killed due to your corrupt ways do not get you first
you, my good sire, are a mo or n
Family › Re: Dear Nairaland Family. . . . .how Do You Define A 'KRAY-KRAY'? by rigarmortis: 6:56pm On Nov 23, 2014
KanwuliaJara:
One thing is clear.
You have only a NIGERIAN EDUCATION.
Until you have schooled outside Nigeria. . . you have quite a lot to learn about basic reading and comprehension skills!
Try one from MOROCCO for starters!

Thanks for your participation. kiss
Family › Re: Dear Nairaland Family. . . . .how Do You Define A 'KRAY-KRAY'? by rigarmortis: 6:56pm On Nov 23, 2014
KanwuliaJara:
One thing is clear.
You have only a NIGERIAN EDUCATION.
Until you have schooled outside Nigeria. . . you have quite a lot to learn about basic reading and comprehension skills!
Try one from MOROCCO for starters!

Thanks for your participation. kiss
You are not crazy darling.

But you are borderline moronic, its not an insult, there are borderline morons walking around the world, and some in high places, an example is buhari, so its not an insult, i thought you were seeking validation, now its clear you are not quite sane, i wont give you a compliment and satisfy your morbid need to be labelled crazy.

Many people say am crazy, but do i call attention to it, no, i do what i want to do, not giving a damn, do i seek clarification in the form of validation, no.....


For you info, i got my first degree naija, i have a cert. degree in newcastle and have a masters in finland but does it influence my thinking, no. You are no different from the rest of us, you are neither crazy or deviant, you are human.

Post another ''selfie''
Family › Re: Dear Nairaland Family. . . . .how Do You Define A 'KRAY-KRAY'? by rigarmortis: 6:27pm On Nov 23, 2014
KanwuliaJara:
I asked a general question using myself as an example.
Everyone has been referred to as 'crazy' at one point in time.
YOUR VERY SELF INCLUDED. kiss

For the last time. . . this is a CLARIFICATION THREAD.
AN ATTEMPT TO UNDERSTAND PERSONALITY TYPES. . . . for better communication patterns on and off NL.

Calling others crazy because they do NOT suit your senses or sensibilities is not valid.

It only shows you are TIMID! kiss
You have pointed fingers at everyone else BUT YOURSELF. . . .

Are you 'normal' then? wink
My point is, if you care what people think about your PERSONAL life so much thst you create a thread for it then u must give a fvkc, no matter how slight about their opinion, it means you are yet to realise that everyone has two things, an arss3 and and an opinion, you dont need validation or clarification if you are sure of some, eg, are you sure that you are alive, do you need CLARIFICATION on that?.......i guess not, unless you are the crazy philosophical exixtentialist type.

do what that wilt, that is the ultimate motto of free spirits, fvkc ppls opinion, let them stick it up the other thing they have, their a55, keep em guessing your next action, you only live once, why spend time seeking answers for what you are SURE about, there are many mysteries in the world, unravel them, and leave pious ppl alone, dont argue with em..


Dont fight with crazy ppl, ppl from a distance cant tell who is who.
Family › Re: Dear Nairaland Family. . . . .how Do You Define A 'KRAY-KRAY'? by rigarmortis: 5:11pm On Nov 23, 2014
KanwuliaJara:
A EXAMINATION OF THE NL FAMILY SECTION PSYCHOLOGY.

Understanding personalities. wink



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjJaOQFeFQQ&list=PL61EC5873360F314D
Lol, you have a strong personality, which is nice, i like women who are open about their sexuality, even the shy and pious ones wish they were more open, i also like you friendly and open nature, but you seeking validation online shows that you are not as strong as you think and deep inside you, you wish you could conform, i may be wrong though, but deep inside you question some of your actions, you are not as ''libertated'' as you like to think you are.

Your ''selfie'' was a bold statement though.
Family › Re: Dear Nairaland Family. . . . .how Do You Define A 'KRAY-KRAY'? by rigarmortis: 4:41pm On Nov 23, 2014
I see someone looking for validation from strangers, if your self esteem is intact and you really dont give a fvkc, then you wouldnt be asking this questions.

I also see holier than thou peeps..

I see shizophreniacs....

I see viewers.

I see arss3 kissers.

I see everything that makes up the NORMAL human society........
Family › Re: Dear Nairaland Family. . . . .how Do You Define A 'KRAY-KRAY'? by rigarmortis: 4:36pm On Nov 23, 2014
What is going on here.
Politics › Re: Nigerians Can We Forget This Guys? (pictures) by rigarmortis: 2:00pm On Nov 23, 2014
A7:
Incident as such won't happen in the next polls because we now have a strong opposition party to boycott the bloody bastards and their party,
Do you even know the meaning of boycot or do you just like using big words?......

APC boycots PDP or the election?....if they boycot the election, glory be....if you meant PDP then please explain, or did you mean...BOY-CUT, now we know thats what they are good and and no more needs to be said on that, their actions have spoken louder than their words, which is loud enough........the alsatians and doberman and pitbulls plus Apes and primates are soaked in blood.....i did not say it was buhari that said so.
Travel › Re: Nigerian Man Marries His Own Daughter To Get Her UK Visa by rigarmortis: 1:48pm On Nov 23, 2014
The height of ''sophistication''

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