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Politics › Re: Jonathan’s Planned Adoption As Igbo Candidate Divides Ohanaeze by rigarmortis: 8:10pm On Jan 04, 2015
danjumakolo:
There is no cause for alarm.
The Igbo's vote is not needed.
Presidency will rotate BTW north.. South west..rivers and imo.... Chikenan

Okwia?
Its brain dead horseshit like ou that cause division in the first place, i guess its cattlefucking Fulani cowshit sniffers that stay in imo/rivers?

And what happens if Buhari cant get 25percent in all the 5 states?
Politics › Re: Jonathan’s Planned Adoption As Igbo Candidate Divides Ohanaeze by rigarmortis: 8:05pm On Jan 04, 2015
datribune:
These cancellations ar utterly disrespectful & condescending. When u ar on a public forum try & act mature if u want to be taking seriously. I kept replying & u kept cancelling my posts. dis is a public forum if u don't agree wit a post u argue & make ur position known. U need to grow up
You are pond scum, if i could i would cancel your very existence and not just your shiitty posts.

Be the tribalist that you are, instead of the periodical pan nigerianism when it suits you.

Daughterfucker, GEJ will be rammed down your a55 and throat cum feb 14.....that is settled, i have friends from taraba and its GEJ all the way with them.

Now to stop you from posting shiii, tear off one arm, shove it up ur a55, tear off the other and stuff it down your throat, that way you can shake hands in your stomach.

fhool
Crime › Re: Photos: I Regret Slashing My Girlfriend’s Neck With Razor Blade – Lagos Barber by rigarmortis: 12:57pm On Jan 03, 2015
abdulll6afh:
Why you de surprise this jonathan administration killing is not prohibited uncle jona is their oga in sacRifIcing blood
Why post this rubbish, looks like you dont have anything tangible to do with your hands, cut the right one, shove it up your a55, cut the left one, ram it down your throat, that way you can shake hands in your stomach, hejiot.
Crime › Re: Photos: I Regret Slashing My Girlfriend’s Neck With Razor Blade – Lagos Barber by rigarmortis: 12:53pm On Jan 03, 2015
People of the soup
Politics › Re: Buhari Certificate Saga An Assault On The Military - Lai Mohammed. by rigarmortis: 12:49pm On Jan 03, 2015
Lets pause for a second, and pretend it was GEJ who refused to tender his certificate, will Mr. Mohammed be so sanctimonuos in his lenghty missive?..

Will APC ignore that fact?

Will APC supporters let go?

Remember when a certain deluded fellow with a simple name like steven davies came up with his theories, did Mr. Mohammed wait to confirm before using it to his party's advantage?

Even after the guy took back his words on camera did APC tender any apology?

It was cool to drag generals who served the country in mud then, it wasnt seen as disgracing the country, but now that a simple act of showing your certificates is an issue, its bad, in fact is tantamount to disgracing the country, if you ask me thats talking from both sides of the mouth.

PDP has never pretended to be saints but APC who market themselves as progressives and incorrigible men should live up to their own standards.

Tender the cert, save face, let the election decide, simple.

Less talk.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Palestinians Blast Nigeria For Abstention In UN Vote by rigarmortis: 9:41am On Jan 02, 2015
FlexTrex:
@Mortiple, you hit it right! The HATE for Mr. President has a sinister tone to it. It is pervasive and evil.Yes Mr. President and his regime have some short comings but he isn't much diffenrent from our past leaders, heck, he is better than most. But some people hate the very sight of the man.
They debase the president, presidency and his family at every opportunity and would rather throw the country into anarchy that have him continue a day more.
I used to be undecided but these haters are swaying me in the direction of Dr. GEJ.
Same with me, the hatred for the man is nauseating, to the extent that some people will rather have the country burn, others will assume saintly mien while mingling with crooks and motor park touts in the quest for power.


Jona all being said is not as bad as painted, the country is in decades of rot, it cant be transformed overnight, like it or not there are improvements in infrastructure and economy, even in the army, though they are fighting a novel warfare.


I said it some weeks ago that boko will soon be defeated in the captured villages again because i got an info that some state of the art war tanks are on their way to fully paid for, to nigeria, now the tanks are here and boko has gone from confrontational to suicidal war again, and this kinda war takes infiltration into the enemy camp all these takes time.


How many people are even aware of the said tank, it wasnt turned into propaganda like some past govt who will commision boreholes and primary schools live on NTA, and that is one shortcoming of jona, he doesnt have this in-your-face aggressive adverts of yore..


Some will think boko capturing of villages stopped because they are on break or because they want to observe xmas, now you know..
Foreign Affairs › Re: Palestinians Blast Nigeria For Abstention In UN Vote by rigarmortis: 9:18am On Jan 02, 2015
F22RAPTOR:
Lol...I didn't think anyone would notice
I thought my mind was playing tricks on me, i double and triple checked the handle.
Family › Re: Some Childish Things Some Men Do by rigarmortis: 8:00am On Jan 02, 2015
OP change the topic to some childish things I/MY FATHER does.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Palestinians Blast Nigeria For Abstention In UN Vote by rigarmortis: 7:44am On Jan 02, 2015
omenka:
We are sorry guys, but we had to do what's best for us at the moment.

It really hurts living under the hammer of a belligerent neighbor like Israel but we've got our own unique problems as well to which we've been seeking solutions. A vote for you guys wouldn't have helped our course honestly.

You just have to understand the expediency of the position we took. It is called "self preservation".
Upon my word!

Contrary to popular opinion omenka has sense and can make rational posts.

Big ups brother, this is a sign that 2015 will be great.

I just wish you will bring out more of this current form........

In fact, I pray.....

Once again big ups, perfect post, perfect grasp and understanding of the situation without the usual aportioned blame to the usual suspect
Politics › Re: Female Suicide Bomber Killed At Army Barracks by rigarmortis: 10:10am On Jan 01, 2015
barcanista:
The bastard will not be missed
Except by your boss
Politics › Re: PDP Want INEC To Disqualify Buhari:- by rigarmortis: 8:05pm On Dec 30, 2014
berem:
So Jonathan is planning to rig elections in Adamawa state through his foot soldiers? Hahahaha!
The truth is finally coming out!
You are as d.um.b as a doornail, dont you know that foot soldiers can be used interchangeably with ardent supporters, if his supporters there give him 25percent how does that translate to rigging, did buhari poke a hole through your brain when you were given him head, causing your brain matter to drain out, hence you high level of dumbfuckery moronism?
Politics › Re: PDP Want INEC To Disqualify Buhari:- by rigarmortis: 8:01pm On Dec 30, 2014
egift:
Jonathan spent 9 years in primary school. Could not pass WAEC (had to seat for GCE). The two result could not equal 5 credits. He took the last profession at the bottom of the brochure. All of Jonathan's academic exploits is Zoo! Zoo!! Zoo!!!

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The wind of Change is here to stay.
Not the question, even if he spent 10yrs in a spot he has the certificates to show after spending the alleged donkey years.

Buhari should show us even a photocopy of his certificates, my brothers are in the military, and they still have their certificates, the military does not take possession of your certificates, let him show us.

And for those who dont know, many ppl entered the military in the 60/70s by connect straight from the farm, no formal education whatsoever.
Family › Re: A 44 Year Old Father Of 5 Impregnates A Teenager In Delta by rigarmortis: 6:05pm On Dec 29, 2014
cococandy:
I am ashamed of all of you .
I hope you will blame your daughters when one old man lures her into acts she's too little to understand the repercussions of.
I can't believe we have people of your type of thinking in modern day Nigeria. But then why am I surprised.under 18 kids are called minors for a reason. If they are not old enough to vote why should they be old enough to have sex?
Simply because they are not old enough to understand.
Any adult who engages them in such is merely taking advantage of them because they don't know better.

What is wrong with you guys for Christ's sake?
So one can't trust a man of this day to be around her teenage daughter because the adult who should know better prefers to shift responsibility to the kid.

Are you guys for real?

For those of you asking if she was rappedd, yes she was. If you have sex with someone below the legal age of consent, it is raape.

Phew.

Fvcking illiterates and paedophiles everywhere angry
Maybe too much of cococandy is causing you sugar coma, you better wake up from your self inflicted malady.

If it were a baby or lets say 11yr old that was manipulated, i would personally seek out the culprit and despatch him to the greater beyond with a bullet in his skull, but a ''teenager''?......spare me!

When i was in high school, i was in a university staff school, these so called teenagers shunned us and flirted with the university boy!......did i say boys!......i mean, men with serious goatee, abrahamic in length!


If the girl had been naive she would have reported to her parents in the line of....''uncle so and so touched my bom bom'' but she kept quiet till she was put in the family way by a family man!.....

And if you read my former post well you will see clearly that i am not excusing the acursed ram in human skin.
Family › Re: A 44 Year Old Father Of 5 Impregnates A Teenager In Delta by rigarmortis: 5:45pm On Dec 29, 2014
Misblah:
"experience is the best teacher but save yourself the stress nd hurt by learning from the experience of others". Sex is sweet bt its sweeter with the right person, at the right time under the right roof.
Rubish.

I have had se.cks under the wrong roof, infact under no roof, in the back seat of a convertible, at the wrong time (2am), at the wrong place, (club parking lot), with the wrong person, some randy random Hot wench whose name i have forgetten, whose face i cant recollect, but whose shape was devastating,........

And it was sweet as fukc!


Your good mom was wrong.
Family › Re: A 44 Year Old Father Of 5 Impregnates A Teenager In Delta by rigarmortis: 5:34pm On Dec 29, 2014
Inasmuch as the man is one old garroted he-goat, the girl also shares from the blame, afterall she opened her shop and allowed the man's member to slide to and from in her wet young tight cooch, without the slightest force applied save for the promise of good things to ''come'' in the form of cash, materials and devil knows whatnot.

Am sure if the man had tried to ''lure'' her into dipping her hands in burning coal, she would have persistently demured, but to pull down her pants was effortlessly done, a teenager knows right from wrong and has a conscience, she should take responsibilty for some of her actions.


Some of these girls are something else, if king kong has the right price, he would have is stiff staff, rod and balls licked clean.
Food › Re: Exchanging Food During Christmas: You Like? by rigarmortis: 10:16am On Dec 25, 2014
Better than exchanging sickness.

She gives you gono, you give her syph, all in the drunkeness, or should i say ''spirit'' of the season.
Politics › Re: Wikileaks: "Buhari's Ethnocentrism Would Jeopardize Nigeria's Unity" - Tinubu by rigarmortis: 10:13am On Dec 25, 2014
The APC presidential candidate and his VP are both baby amateur polititians playing with hardcore pro polititians like tinubu, buhari himself is one naive megalomanaic power hungry fart hoping to fool gullible people by banking on his pseudo anticorruption toga, he isnt fooling anyone but himself.

Not atiku, tinubu and the rest, he is just being used for a front, he will be discarded when he is done with.

So sad for the old man who should be enjoying his old age but running around fooling himself, anticorruption campaign with ppl like atiku and tinubu...........

Tuna fish swimming with the sharks.
Politics › Re: Illegal Immigrants From Niger Caught With Nigerian Voter Cards by rigarmortis: 9:31am On Dec 21, 2014
kingthreat:
You just used 5 paragraphs without objective to explain why yoou and an ostrich reason alike. Reetarded cunttt!! grin grin grin
And you just summarised your whole life in one.
Politics › Re: Illegal Immigrants From Niger Caught With Nigerian Voter Cards by rigarmortis: 8:57am On Dec 21, 2014
kingthreat:
I talk with intellects not tribal bigots who cannot state opinions without their tribalism stinking out.
intellectuals is more acceptable in this context, my good man. Considering that you consider yourself one, i wonder the kind you converse with.

If you indeed reason devoid of sentiments you would see the logic in my statements, not playing to any sides but making a point, which is, it is foolishness to swell numbers in a place where you have the majority, the energy is better off used in places where you need to increase your fold.

Considering you pompous airs, i feel you consider youself an intelligent fellow, but how you fail to grasp that is beyond me, forgive me, but you are a little slow, and to think you were the first sperm cell to win the race to the egg is more astonishing.

Any, in a village peopled by m0rrons, a half wit will consider himself king.


Enjoy your day.
Romance › Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex! by rigarmortis: 8:35am On Dec 21, 2014
1. Bl0w jorb

2. Watching you ex struggle in a bad relationship while you are single, mingling and doing fine.

3. Weed/indo

4. Cold Water, after 4 hours in abuja harmattan sun.

5. Revenge.

6. You have a new job, but your boss doesnt know yet, he yells at you to finish the project in impossible time, he shouts and curse, you smile, he asks what the hell is wrong with you, he calls other staff to the office to ridicule you.


He types out a query, you collect it and type you resignation at the blank side of the paper, You hand him your resignation letter and tell him to go finger himself.


7. Nigeria winning world cup.

8. Arsenal winning uefa

9. Miami heat becoming NBA champions again.

10. GEJ winning next year election
Politics › Re: Illegal Immigrants From Niger Caught With Nigerian Voter Cards by rigarmortis: 8:08am On Dec 21, 2014
kingthreat:
Stop talking like you are blind to whats been going in Nigeria. The state in question is Jigawa, a PDP state ruled by Sule Lamido. Last elections this state voted overwhemingly for Jonathan despite his weak support during the campaigns. Now you're blaming Buhari. What an abysmal reasoning.
I dont support the guy blaming GMB but if you reason along the line that jigawa is a PDP state already, then it is LOGICALLY possible to reason that those guys were imported to vote against the numbers PDP has there, it makes no sense for example to for GEJ to import ppl into bayelsa since he is gonna win there, but if you say osun, its arguable, get my point?........

Trust me, it wont be the first time, but this is a new development, in days of yore cows were given rights, counted in census and allowed to vote, then they moved to 8yr old kids and now full grown aliens.

By the way, note that buhari has 150 of these ''god-in-India'' herbivores...ok, that was a bad joke, but the rest?..................


FACT؛

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