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Longstride:
okay.

Yeah, she did, your mom was very good to me, but could be better if she had shaved, her hair almost tore the condom.

Cant risk diving unprotected with the kinda rep your mom has got, you know?................keep the good work of pimping her up. Say hi to your sis.

Longstride:
I guess your mom is a 'good girl' to your dad huh?

Nope..

My mum is actually a bad girl, but your mom......very good girl.

She and your lovely sis both gave me head to see if two heads are better than one.


For the record....؛...................


It was.

Zellie:
[color=crimson]I wish I could punch people over the internet [/color]

too bad you cant, innit?

but one thing you can do without the use of internet is..........take a long, tight rope, make a nose, manage to get your large but empty head into the noose, tie the end of the rope to a ceiling fan, climb on a chair, make sure everything is tightly in place, then kick off the chair.....

and watch what happens to your chicken neck.....

try it, you don't need 10mb for this, trust me.

just like BH their creations are getting out of control

WASH, CLEAN, COOK, SUCK AND FUKC, THATS WHAT A GOOD GIRL DOES.

YOU WANT TO BE A GOOD GIRL DONT YOU.

when are you guys coming to Abuja

berem:
I thought the SAY..TAN...s said christians in the north will massively vote for Jonathan? What am I hearing again?

old post

Some sentences made the the phrase ''at least''


Imelda marcus has at least one shoe.

Pele scored at least on goal in his footballing career.

There is at least one strand of hair on your head.

An drunkard must have gulped at least on glass of beer.

Buhari has at least one million.

what he is saying is that ''at least 1m'' is his minimum balance in each account he maintains, that means, just like some banks have #500 minimum, which you cant cash, he considers an account empty if he has ''at least'' 1m in it

Now considering that he must have ''at least'' 50 accounts, thats ''at least'' 50m laying idle.

Now consider a man who drives bomb proof cars, ok, even if its not bomb proof, its ''at least'' bullet proof, such a man who keep just 1m in an account so ''at least 1m'' is a real number between 1m and infinity times ''at least'' 50 accounts.

#atleast1m

Emphasis on the words, ''AT LEAST''

freecocoa:
Really? No heart was broken? You are only lying to yourself my dear.

I honestly don't want to go back and forth since you say it's for educational purpose, just don't go about spreading falsehood, don't tell men not to commit because your girlfriend broke your heart, this isn't about morality please, somethings just can't be debated, it is what it is.

I dont know how the post translates to being heartbroken, are you trying to sell me the pill?

firstEVA:
Rigarmortis you sound like a heartless man, no pun intended

contrary to popular opinion I indeed have a heart, in fact it is beating right now, 72 times in 60 seconds.........and 71 times when I see something I like.......


it skips a beat...you...know, right now its 72 though, don't get ideas.

freecocoa:
One bad experience and all girls are the same, smh.

You are only depriving yourself my dear, if you fail, pick up yourself and try again, now this doesn't mean you become a f00l, loving someone doesn't turn you into that, love the right person.

She was loving you 90% and you loved her 10% and when the tables turned, she's the devil? Did you stop for a minute to think about how she must have felt when she was the one taken for granted? Listen my dear, it's trying to play too smart and acting out a script so you don't lose out that makes it harder than it should be.

If someone loves you and you don't love them back, be human and civil enough to tell them the truth and move on, if they happen to fall for you and you think you can feel that way too, then put an effort and make it work, if you both fell for each other, then by all means love yourselves without trying to be the one who doesn't lose out, just do things the way is supposed to be done, simples.

why don't you tell me how its supposed to be done...my "dear"?....all is fair in love and war, I found out its more fun when nothing is promised, when you are spontaneous, when she knows your call might be the last one she will get from you, when she knows the kiss she is getting might be the last one goodbye.....she kisses you more passionately, look, I am not saying its right or wrong but that's just the way it is, there is no morality in these matters.

commitment tends to make the thing monotonous and dull, stay above the fray and they will be falling over themselves to impress you while you feign nonchalance.

that aside, this post is for educational purposes only, no heart was broken, before or during the writing of the original post.

zinaLPF:
You have probably been hurt by a female, if so I sympathize. If not, watch that cynicism, it will keep you from finding love and respect.
Truth is the making of this list is itself shallow and ignorant, not to mention hypocritical. Most of the traits on your list cut both ways - men and women both do stupid, self destructive things.

I wish you luck in love!

this wasn't borne out of heartbrokenness, but the need to educate, and mind you my cynical nature has gotten me into many a p*nt.

it doesn't matter, he can make a replica of mona lisa his deputy, it is immaterial, cos he is not going to smell aso rock as civilian president.

birdsview:
I asked her out for 3years..she kept saying no...she kept asking for gifts/favours...I kept giving with the hope that one day she'll get to like me.never worked..there was this time she asked for a favour and I was like " as what"..that's the last time we have such spoken.which is six months ago..its such a relieve

its like a burden off your back man, I know the feeling

sandraokosun:
u are a fool, how do we move this nation when people like u exist. A primary that was watched worldwide live from voting sorting counting, nobody was installed. How come nobody stepped down for each other even sam the least of them. Nobody is complaining of ringing. Unlike ur party that would deprive abiola and mere balewa the option of testing their popularity against jonathan,even when we know they would still enthrol him, but pdp was scared of the unknown. First they said (doyin okupe) apc would not last a year, next they said primaries would destroy, them but atiku was the first to congratulate gmb, next they say buhari can,t win apc ticket in a free and fair election. A man who man 12m votes singlehandly. Why all these buhari fever, lets test the parties in 2015 no more SaTANS STORY

My good man, did you get carried away by your putrid mouth odor, or are you hurling insults at me with lethal intention?

You, my good sire, are a fvkcen mowrawn, you are clinically braindead if you dont know that a show, even one as grandiose as that can be stage managed, if trully APC is not buharicentric and trully democratic, buhari wont be candidate, APCs main things seems to be to dislodge GEJ and replace him with a northerner, no new policies to move the nation forward.

Buhari wants to stabilize OPEC?.....thats how naive he is, still thinks everythn is fiat.

Remove your head from you a55hole a while a think about why fashola or rochas can not be prez under APC.

i guess you cant see beyond your short nose, stewpeed daughterfucker.

May sango shave your pubic hair with a blunt razor..

ilugunboy:
An Atiku's candidacy would have watered down the interest of those that want to get GEJ out of the way......

For once....the politicians in APC put the interest of the nation first....above their selfish and self-preservation interest.


This Buhari's victory has re-enforced my believe in APC to usher in genuine change in Nigeria come 2015.

do you honestly want to tell me that you expect anything less than buhari being "INSTALLED" as the candidate, honestly?

the big cry baby knew the cake was his all day long

berem:
answer his question and stop being sentimental.
What has Jonathan done for Ndi Igbo?

whenever you aren't busy polishing some loser politician's c0kc, you are busy regurgitating shyte

buhari is worse than a convicted killer, because he is guilty of EVERYTHING AND MORE of his accusations, everybody has seen how democratic the INSTALLATION of buhari is, do we really want to go through the inhuman treatment witnessed during the iron hand reign of buhari?