Politics / Re: Bukola Saraki Meets With Nyesom Wike In Rivers (PHOTOS) by Riichyy(m): 3:25pm On Jul 07, 2018 |
okachie1: Having succeeded at the supreme court Saraki is now more disposed like never b4 to play his games knowing that he ain't got any more hitch as pertains his next permutations come next elections. The man per excellence is a guru in political moves owing to the number of times he has came out unscathed in the last few years and has always find a way to meander his way through crises i think students of political studies should study Saraki as a way of improving on their skills and knowledge as it pertains to Nigeria politics. I agree u with u �. He is the smartest contemporary Nigerian politician. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Sports / Re: Arsenal Set To Appoint Mikel Arteta As New Boss by Riichyy(m): 10:18pm On May 18, 2018 |
[quote author=Slimmybeaurry post=67675638]Beautiful but the most useless football team of modern era[/quote what can u day of Wigan ? |
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Receives NOUN Doctorate In Christian Theology (Photos) by Riichyy(m): 2:34pm On Jan 20, 2018 |
oliidell: Wao!
Engr.
Dr. Chief
General
President He was refused membership of NSE/ COREN so he is not an Engineer, take note.
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Politics / Re: Yusuf Buhari Not Flown To Germany – Presidency by Riichyy(m): 12:54pm On Dec 28, 2017 |
Well, I don’t blame them. Imagine having access to world-class health care facility and u decide to stay in Nigeria because of politics � ? That doesn’t make sense. Go wherever u want and get a good medical attention provided u have the means. |
Romance / Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by Riichyy(m): 8:37pm On Jul 24, 2017 |
newsynews: Wow!
I was in a bus on my way home when I spotted a really nice figure 8 lady strolling in the dark. I was close to my bus stop so I alighted quickly to meet the girl. Surprisingly, she was very polite and I enjoyed the little chat we had together. It was really dark that night, so I couldn't see her face clearly. I got her number and we fixed a date to meet by the pool side of an hotel in the neighborhood.
D-day came and I called her. Her phone was switched off. Towards 6pm, she flashed then I called her again. She apologized then asked if we could still meet that late to which I obliged. That was when she chipped in that her friend will accompany her.
What?
No shaking
I told her there was no problem about that. With the new development, I decided to tell my friend to accompany me too.
I got to the hotel with my friend and still had to wait for 45minutes before they showed up. Next was a call on my phone telling me that they are outside. On getting there, what I saw was made me weak. Her face was scary but the curves tho...
Her friend was like an old woman or a vulture. They were still doing shakara that they can't enter. Perhaps, they wanted me to beg them. I just turned and went inside. No one told them to follow me in.
To shorten that episode, I bought drinks and meat worth 3200. Immediately they finished their drinks, they got up and left. Maybe they thought we were going to tell then to follow us home.
Wow, smart!
The following Sunday, she agreed to come to my house. Sounded nice till she disappointed by ensuring her line was not reachable. She did that for 2 more Sundays then I had enough. What angered me is the fact that when it's 30minutes to the time she's suppose to come, she calls to remind me. Now when it's time, her phone becomes switched off. At first, I thought it was just coincidence till I noticed that she has been avoiding to give me her friends number cos my friend had been disturbing me for it. When asked how he would deal with the vulture, he said he would use pillow to cover her face or make her face the wall.
Well, I decided it would be best I pay her in her own coin. And all though the amount I spent was small, plus the fact that part of it went into I and my friend's belly, I still felt it would be best to teach her a nice lesson. If she's not taught a lesson, she might repeat the same trick on another humble fellow.
I called her on a weekday to tell her I was having my birthday the following day and that the celebration will be at Ikeja shoprite. I also told her I will be buying her some provisions at shoprite after the celebrations and that she should come with 2 friends of hers. I could almost feel the way she was smiling, giggling and praising me by calling me baby.. sweetheart.
D-day came and I called her that I'm already there with 2 friends of mine. She first doubted cos she couldn't hear any sound of bubbly activities. But when I handed the phone to my friend who knew about the plan, she believed thinking we were really at shoprite.
Few minutes later, she called to tell me they were at the car park in shoprite Ikeja. I told her to give me a minute that I will come meet them.
Since then, she has left my phone with over 30 missed calls.
The idea is to make her vomit the amount she thought she ate from me, no matter how little it was. She was smart at first by bringing her friend to come "chop him money". Now, that amount she chopped has been spent on transporting to shoprite with the hope of eating and going home with big yellow nylon bags. Oh, I forgot to add the embarrassment she and her friends will feel when they did not See Me.
I know some people might want to call me out saying "is it because of the small money you spent?"
Well, nothing you say will stop the joy I derived from teaching a slay queen a lesson. Op is a correct dude, Instaed of her to av told him she wasn't interested and op will move on sharply. Next time she go get sense.
See Me see missed calls. |
Romance / Re: Wedding!! The Ladies Are Holding The Guys Back by Riichyy(m): 2:13pm On May 01, 2017 |
obonujoker: I believe with 1m someone should be able to do a comfortable wedding.... Ha , very difficult tho. |
Romance / Re: Can U Be Committed To A Girl When D Girl Is Keepin Herself 4 Wedding (no Sex)? by Riichyy(m): 8:00am On Jul 03, 2016 |
Yes if i love her and if she's a v. but side chicks must be available for things to go fine. |
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Romance / Re: Guy Refuses To Pay For Friends Invited To Their Date By His Female Friend by Riichyy(m): 3:44pm On Jun 16, 2016 |
The guy acted wisely, by understanding the economy of his pockets. |
Romance / Re: For The Guys: Why Do You Find It So Hard To Be In A NO SEX Relationship? by Riichyy(m): 1:55pm On Jun 10, 2016 |
Ginaz: I don't know why guys hate it when toasting a girl and she goes: "no sex". in fact for some, they will say : "stop joking jooor" and I wonder if really is the sex they say they love or you
for girls, it's like a dream come through when they find themselves in a no sex relationship but for guys, it's like hell fire on earth!
which brings me to my question, guys why is it hard for you to be in a no sex and no touch relationship? Op u funny sha. Well, if we don't av sex with her someone else will. Maybe we shld ask, why won't the girl av sex with her guy? |
Romance / Re: Why Do PHCN Take Electricity Off When Its Rainy by Riichyy(m): 6:59pm On Jun 09, 2016 |
Xbabangida: This may sound like funny question but people might gain one or two things from this. . Why do PHCN or NEPA as we popularly know it terminate electricity supply immediately it starts to rain. Must there always be blackout immediately the clound turns black. This has been happening since independence. Lalasticlala dominique Its because the feeder cables in the Nigerian circuit systems are not strong enough to withstand heavy downpour coupled with storms, which may result in faults dat may cost millions of Naira to rectify. So its best to take out supply while its raining to prevent such faults. |
Romance / Re: Birthday Mate by Riichyy(m): 10:47pm On Jun 08, 2016 |
SlimAdenike: Let's find our birthday mates and zodiac mates. I rep June 16th |
Romance / Re: "I Need A Husband" - A 26-Years-Old Nurse Posted On Facebook (snapshot) by Riichyy(m): 4:56pm On Jun 08, 2016 |
charijee: Husband materials come forth Just like dat ? |
Romance / Re: Know Us Better (Girls Edition) by Riichyy(m): 4:37pm On Jun 08, 2016 |
No,but as my girl. Any suggestion that can be helpful ? |
Romance / Re: Know Us Better (Girls Edition) by Riichyy(m): 4:03pm On Jun 07, 2016 |
Great Job twaci and co. I av a question too, I av been toasting a girl for about 7 months and we 'av seen jst twice. she hardly goes out and has a boyfriend. I love her but she keeps saying she hardly goes out.I don't stalk her with calls and over love, and she hardly ask for things, but whn she does i always provide. She flashes whneva i don't call for some days. Though i av other side babes but still love her, wot do i do to get her. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: How Much Does Bae Give You? by Riichyy(m): 10:39pm On Feb 27, 2016 |
[quote author=Mindependent post=43289756] No be lie o my brother, he pays me well for my services [/quote ] Then u must be a professional |