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THIS thing is getting out of hand

Lord have mercy

dennismukoro: Mod ftp things..

FP ko

Shey na oly him win award 4 BET...how about the others?

All this half story will never make FP

[quote author=The.Big.Urban]A muslim that enjoys the pain of others.
Are you sure you are not one of the boko boys?[/quote][quote author=The.Big.Urban]You seem to enjoy the pain of others.
This is how terrorism starts[/quote]Attention seeker...stop fooling around please

[quote author=Al-Baqir]Practically there is no way unless you are out to deceive yourself. Everything that has to do with faith is practiced in line with either Sunni or Shi'a interpretation.

You can only declare by tongue you are neither Sunni nor Shi'a.

Even the popular hadith of the prophet (saws) declared muslims will divide into 73 sects while only one out of these 73 sects enter Jannah. [This is an indication that you can't just sit down and believe you are just a muslim. You simply need to know where and why you belong to a particular Madhhab compare to others.

No ignorant will ever make it to Jannah

Wa salam alaykum.[/quote]“Verily those who split up their religion and became sects , you have absolutely nothing to do with them.” (Holy Qur’an 6:159 )

pesty100: you look like a potential bokoharam, with your picture, I hope God saves your soul sha

indeed sire... indeed

Macelliot: [s] @Malvisguy212 and True2god
Why are you guys still replying Rilwayne001, vedaxcool and Lanrexlan? e.t.c
They are all birds of the same feather feading on Taqiyya(holy lies.)
let them solve the problem between theirselves since the Jihadists has vowed to kill all the other 72 islamist sects for not accepting their own brand of Islam.
[
During Cruxification, Jesus said, "FATHER, forgive my enemies for they don't know what they are doing."
But Vice Versa....
On death-bed, Muhammad said, [s]"May Allah curse be upon the Christian for they builds place of worship besides their Prophet's TOMB"
Which of these defines a true Salvation?
*1) @bolded. Prophet's tomb.... How can someone whom the muslims said He was never Crucified have a tomb? If Jesus wasn't crucified and Allah raised Him alive, then how did muhammad refers to Jesus' tomb in the hatred statement? .........
*2) How can someone who never died be raised Alive?
underline the word Raised Alive.
Can someone be raised alive when alive or raised alive from death?
*3) Prophet Isah said, [color=red] peace be upon me the day I was BORN, the day I would DIE and d day I would RAISED ALIVE... - (noble quran)
.... BORN(confirmed)
.... DIE(muslims said not confirmed)
.... RAISED ALIVE(confirmed).
Why is no 2 missing in Prophet Isah prediction? If no 2 didn't happened b4 no. 3, then the NOBLE QURAN contradicts itself on the MOST DANGEROUS statement.... Muhammad, Quran and Isah contradicts themselves........

I'm not worthy, but Muslims are contradicting themselves. I pray they sees the light before the arrival of Christ Jesus the Son of the Most High Living Almighty God.
God bless you all! [/s]

No wonder...

Your signature says it all about your miserable life

Its really a big load to you neck

[quote author=The.Big.Urban]

How far?

Are you hungry? Fast will soon break?[/quote] Fathead you are

[quote author=The.Big.Urban]

Muslims love censorship. They cant live without it.

Religion of p***[/quote]

Get the nearest transformer and give it a hug

vedaxcool: Realone wat have u done? see as this guy dey shout cease fire, cease fire yet no shots has been fired! Lol the same people acting belligerent are the same people asking for cease fire! Speaking of anger, t2g was Yaweh angry with Jesus when he ignored his let this cup pass over me prayer or when he inquired why he was forsaken? scrap that, I know u have no coherent answer to provide! Carry on with your trolling!

Sire i tire for them ooo.

they are scared of my questions ooo

especially rexy and this true2god of thang

true2god: According to some confused Islamic 'scholars', mohammed is the Holy Spirit. While to some, it is a man among the brethren of moses. To some 'scholars', it is 'that prophet' one of the discples talked about. In a nutshell, they are bunch of confusionist.

oya ni e

Was the question directed at you

Let him give the green light abegg

Mintayo: Yinmu. There is nothing new that you wana say again. Nothing new. Its the same old lies and fabrication and twisting.:p

lol... we shall see

Let Mr. Rexyl give the green light first.


Mr rexyl are you ready?

Mintayo: Lol. I am sure he will come up with the usual lies,fallacy and scripture twisting.
I am waiting too though.

Are you also ready 4 this?

malvisguy212: am telling you the truth. Believe ME,i am not lying.

Believe what?

The other day you lied thst you are flying in the air

GLEL thatz ur name

Rexyl: show me biblical confirmation of Mohammed prophethood then I will follow you there. Hope to see your references soon.

Are you sure you wanna do this?

JOKE 1
An Igbo man mistakenly sent 2million Naira to a wrong phone number via Mobile Money. He realized that before the person would withdraw the whole money, he had to think of what to do if he was to get his money back. To the person's phone number, he immediately sent a text:

"Hello Dark and Worthy Initiate, I hope you are okay. I believe you’ve received the money I sent you for the initiation ceremony into Eternal Mystical Order Of Glorious Satanism in the Ancient Ogboni Fraternity, scheduled to happen at 12midnight tomorrow. That money is only for transport. You shall receive more for pocket money and there are riches awaiting you. 2 weeks after the initiation, the family member closest to you will die under mysterious circumstances and
this death will unlock your ticket to wealth, ability to fly at night and change into all kinds of animals to deliver your various assignments. Remember, you can buy your own syringe and needle meant to draw your blood before you enter the temple. Please don’t be late because the Viceroy of Satan himself will be present to officiate the ceremony. Thanks in advance. But incase you are not ready to join yet, please send back the money otherwise you will die in the next 24hrs". 3 Minutes later, he got a Mobile Money message: 'You have received 2million Naira in your mobile money... If na U gt d Alert, wetin U go do?

JOKE 2
Police officers were at a road block. One of them stops a trailer:
POLICEMAN: Where is your permit?
DRIVER: (Hands in his permit)
POLICEMAN: Do you have an extinguisher?
DRIVER: Yes, its there…
POLICEMAN: Light up your indicators.
DRIVER: (Light his indicators)
POLICEMAN: Do you have a seat belt?
DRIVER: Yes, I have.
POLICEMAN: Hunk your horn let me hear.
The driver hunks his horn. The policeman turns to his fellow officers and says the man has everything and they decided to let him go. As the driver was about to drive away, one of the police officers suddenly shouts:
POLICEMAN: Is your SIM-card registered?
DRIVER: (Completely surprised) No.
POLICEMAN: Park! Park there!!! How can you drive without registering your number? What if you are involvein an accident, how will we identify you?

JOKE 3
Akpos was on the bed with his wife, sleeping. He dreamt he was in heaven. When he got to heaven’s gate, he met an angel who started showing him everything. After a while Akpos asked the angel; can i piss here?.
Angel replied ; it’s not allowed but you can. A short while later again, Akpos asked; can i mess here ?.
Angel replied ; it’s not allowed but you can. Minutes later,again, Akpos asked; can i poo here ?. Angel replied ; it’s not allowed but you can.
Akpos saw a flower and asked the angel; can i use the flower to clean my butt ?.
Angel said; it’s not allowed but you can. As Akpos was about to use the flower to clean his butt, a hot slap landed on his face….then his Wife shouted; you piss for bed, i no talk, you mess, i leave you, i no talk, you poo on top bed, i leave you, i no talk.You now want to use my wrapper clean your bottom, You dey
mad ?..

JOKE 4
E get one particular restaurant wey I dey chop 4 wuse zone 5 E get one oyinbo wey dey always come chop there too

Anytime dis oyinbo chop finish, he go shout "Hey", so I wonder wetin dey make am shout.

I decided to chop wetin d oyinbo dey always chop so maybe me sef go shout too. When I reach d restaurant yesterday evening, I order wetin d man dey chop.

Dem tell me say na chicken & red wine, so i chop am, but i no shout, I collect extra plate, but i no still shout. I say dis oyinbo na mumu o, why e dey always shout like dat now

Na then i just vex ask 4 my bill. The waiter tell me say one plate of chicken & red wine na N75,000 then d extra plate too na another N75,000. Na then I shout hey! heyy!! heyyy!!! !!!! heyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyy ..
I still dey shout till now

JOKE 5
A student failed in law and decided to make a deal with professor. Sir, do you know everything about law?
Professor: Yes.
Student: If you can answer this question, I will accept my final marks, if you can't, you have to give me "A".
The Professor agreed.
Boy asked, "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal & neither legal nor logical?"
The Professor thought about it for hours & pondered but no
answer. He finally had to give up as he really did not know and he gave the boy an "A".

The following day, professor asked same question to his students.He was shocked when all of them raised their hands.He asked one student. The student answered "Sir, you are 65, married to 28 years old woman, this is legal but not logical.Your wife, is having an affair with a 23 year old boy, this is logical but not legal. Your wife's boyfriend has failed in his exam and yet you have given him an "A", this is neither logical nor legal."
The professor collapsed..."

JOKE 6
I was in a taxi chatting with my friend on whatsapp and suddenly discovered that the man sitting beside me was reading my conversation.

Since i did not want to embarrass the man, i decided to change the topic of the chat;

Abeg oga, please tell Kabiru Sokoto or Abu Qaqa that I only took two of the bombs we just manufactured for this operation.Let them know as well that I may find it difficult to get to the target place before the bombs explode because there is
terrible traffic jam now but nevertheless, I am sure casualty figure will be high since we are five in our taxi and all the vehicles in the traffic will be affected too. We have less than 3minutes for the bomb to go off bye bye and take care of my parents and siblings as agreed.

The Man, without allowing the taxi to stop quickly opened the taxi door and jumped out

JOKE 7

In an examination, Akpos was asked to complete the following:
1. He who fights and runs away?
Akpos: E don surrender be dat na, na fear catch am

2. A rolling stone?
Akpos: No fit just dey roll, na person push am.

3. He who lives in a glass house?
Akpos: Na rich politician e go be.

4. A stitch in time?
Akpos: Dey prevent further tear tear.

5. Birds of the same feather? Akpos:
Na the same mama born them.

6. One good turn?
Akpos: Na correct power steering fit do am.

7. A bird in hand?
Akpos: Wetin e wan be again if no be barbeque?

8. Half bread is better than? Akpos:
Puff puff, buns or garri without sugar.

9. A journey of a thousand miles?
Akpos: Na d person wahala be dat na, Why e no enter car or plane jeje?

10. He who laughs last?
Akpos: Get brain problem. Make dem examine am, becos na beginning of madness be dat.

11. A patient dog?
Akpos: Na hunger go kill am.

12. All work and no play?
Akpos: Na bank job be dat bros.

13. Once beaten?
Akpos: Na revenge go follow be dat.

What grade do you think Akpos deserves for this answers?


to be continued...

malvisguy212: in my area many muslims are converting to CHRISTIAN, there was a man married muslim woman, she make all her children practice islam, only one boy refuse to be muslim, his name is enest, many years pass all his brother that are muslim, they became rebellion children smoking weed and many drug, only the christian child was humble cool and respectfull , is mother keep on wondering, are they not the same blood? Why is that there character were different ? The woman convert to CHRISTIAN she was still advising the muslim sons to follow christ uptill today.

Greatest lier ever liveth

vedaxcool: Realone abeg take an easy, yoruba talk say when u beat pikin with one hand make u take ur second hand bring an close. Pls after showing them the light, invite them for iftar. see how they are desperately derailing, the thread unah doo, unah pele, unah sorry oh, I am certain the op meant no harm.
2 Allies hatetheists and christianist working hand in hand to fight the believers, make unah takr easy life no be like that.

ok sir

[quote author=The.Big.Urban]*cries*

Not fair....my own thread got deleted/banned in the islam section [/quote]Sorry sir...you should know by now that the islamic section dont tolerate mentally derailed NL member like you

Betta luck next time..

BTW...if you want to display your skon-skon , why dont you dont that in your house? Nobody will ban you in your house nah biko

Just an adivce tho, no offence meant..

You can thank me later

malvisguy212
true2god
Mintayo
Macelliot
Samunique
Rexyl
Francistony (ooh sorry you aint part of them
Emusan and coo

The story continues here
www.nairaland.com/1793745/light-islam-contd-mission-jesus#24374978

Dp

The story start here
www.nairaland.com/1791446/light-islam-ex-christian

continuation
THE MISSION OF JESUS

Upon beginning his ministry at the approximate age of 30, Jesus made it clear that his mission from God was to get the Jews back on track:
"For the son of man is come to save that which was lost." (Matthew 18:11)
"For I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel. " (Matthew 15:24)
Jesus also made it clear just what God wanted him to do:
"For I have not spoken of myself; but the Father which sent me, He gave me a commandment, what I should say, and what I should speak" (John 12:49)
"Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets. I am not come to destroy but to fulfil." (Matthew 5:17)
A careful study of Jesus' words will show that, contrary to what Christians may think, Jesus had no intention of starting a new religion; he only came to reiterate the message that God had given to all prophets before him: man was to obey God's Laws and worship Him alone.

At no time during his ministry did Jesus claim to be anything more than a human being, inspired by God.
Indeed, he referred to himself as the son of man, and made it clear, in a number of verses throughout the Gospel, that he was merely a Messenger of God: "Why callest thou me good? There is none good but One, that is God." (Mark 10:18)
"... whosover receives me, receives not me, but Him who sent me." (Mark 9:37)
"And this is life eternal, that they might know Thee, the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom Thou has sent." (John 17:3)
"Now ye seek to kill me, a man that hath told you the truth,which I have heard from God." (John 8:40)
"I ascend unto my Father and your Father, my God and your God." (John 20:17)

Despite all his efforts--wonderful words backed up with some pretty nifty miracles--Jesus was soundly rejected, especially by his own people.
Three years after he began his ministry, he was arrested and charged with sedition and blasphemy. Success had eluded him--at the end of his life on earth, he left behind only a mere handful of followers, nor more than 500 at most.

This all changed dramatically, however, when a new preacher,claiming to speak in the name of Jesus, came upon the scene only a few years later.

THE TRUE FOUNDER OF CHRISTIANITY
The followers of Jesus, who called themselves "Nazarenes",continued to incite controversy wherever they went after Jesus had left the earth; they did this by continuing to echo his words of doom ahead for the Jews if they did not get their act together very soon.

One of these Nazarenes, a man named Stephen, finally pushed things too far by letting loose with an inflammatory speech when hauled up in front of the Jewish judges known as the Sanhedrin. Howling with fury at his "Blasphemous" words,the judges jumped up and dragged Stephen out of the city,where he was stoned to death. This story can be found in Acts chapter 7 in the Bible.

The execution of Stephen was observed by a young Jew named Saul. Born in Tarsus, not much later than Jesus himself, Saul had become part of the Jewish sect of the Pharisees; these "legal eagles" had become fanatic in their pursuit of the Nazarenes; following the execution of Stephen, Paul himself began to take a very active role in this endeavor. His performance in this capacity was so good that he was made chief agent for this purpose in Jerusalem, and he was given the necessary documents to extend the purge into neighboring cities.

Approximately five years after Jesus' ascension into heaven, this twenty-five-year old zealot was on his way to Damascus to pick up a group of Nazarenes for return to Jerusalem when he had a vision in which he claimed Jesus appeared, asking why Saul was persecuting him.

Various theories have been advanced as to just what happened to Saul that day--such as sunstroke, a hallucination, and even an epileptic seizure--but nothing is for certain except that whatever did happen changed a zealous persecutor into an ardent preacher.

Saul changed his name to Paul and went off into the deserts of Arabia in order to think about just how he was going to go about carrying out what he believed to be a command from Jesus to go out and preach. Exactly WHAT to do was quite a dilemma for him, however; since the Jews had rejected Jesus and his message, Paul didn't think he stood much of chance of getting through to them, either. He made up his mind that it would be best to simply dismiss them off and target the Gentiles (non-Jews) instead. In order to do this, however, some creative thinking was definitely called for.

The Romans and the Greeks, who made up the Gentile population of Paul's world, were pagans who worshiped a plethora of gods and goddesses. Temples and statues of their deities abounded in the land, and Roman law had it that all people, with the exception of the Jews, must pay homage to the gods.

Paul knew that people with such deep-reaching pagan beliefs were not going to accept the idea that grace and salvation could come from a person who was only considered to be a most upright and righteous human being.

If Paul wanted quick results in his ministry, he knew that he would have to "modulate" things a bit, taking into account the culture of the Gentiles.
Paul Maier, in his book "First Christians", tells us that thirteen years elapsed between the time Paul "received his calling" and the time that he began preaching. During that thirteen years,Paul's creative mind put in a lot of overtime; when he finally returned to Damascus, he came back armed with the knowledge that the Gentiles would demand a tangible god within their new religion, and he was prepared to give this to them.

Paul was wildly successful in his subsequent missionary efforts, what with the accommodations he ended up making for the Gentiles. Although the religion of Christianity takes its name from Jesus Christ, Paul of Tarsus must be considered as its true founder, as he is the one who conceived all of its doctrines, and set up its churches throughout the world of his time. Christians don't deny this, either: "No figure in Christian history stands so tall or has had such a tremendous influence as has Saul of Tarsus..."[3]

In his book "The 100: A Ranking of the most Influential Persons In History", author Michael Hart concurs in saying: "No other man played so large a role in the propagation of Christianity."[4]

There is one big problem with this picture, however: the teachings of Paul, the true founder of Christianity, cannot be found anywhere in the teachings of Jesus or in those of prophets before him.

Not only that, but Paul had little contact with the true disciples of Jesus who also might have set him straight; they were not in agreement with Paul's innovative teachings, and let him know this as much as possible. In the end, however, Paul's brand of Christianity won out because, through his charismatic personality, not to mention the fact that he and his companions out-matched the true disciples of Jesus in important manners such as social rank, wealth and education,he gained such a large following among the Gentiles. Judeo-Christianity, that of the disciples of Jesus, didn't stand a chance.

Let's take a closer look at all of the innovations that Paul introduced into "his" religion of Christianity.

TO BE CONTINUED..

FOLYKAZE: Boko is haram yet you write in English, use western gadget. Are you guys not coward?

Mtsheewww

tintingz: Please mention just two notable people that converted to Christianity and I will mention just 10 people to you that converted to Islam.

Sire...please leave them alone

They want a futile argument, dont let us give it to them

true2god: THE MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY!

They’re not happy in Gaza..
They’re not happy in Egypt.
They’re not happy in Libya.
They’re not happy in Morocco.
They’re not happy in Iran.
They’re not happy in Iraq.
They’re not happy in Yemen.
They’re not happy in Afghanistan.
They’re not happy in Pakistan.
They’re not happy in Syria.
They’re not happy in Lebanon.. SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?
They’re happy in Australia.
They’re happy in Canada.
They’re happy in England.
They’re happy in France.
They’re happy in Italy.
They’re happy in Germany.
They’re happy in Sweden.
They’re happy in the USA.
They’re happy in Norway.
They’re happy in Holland.
They’re happy in Denmark.
Basically, they’re happy in every country that is not a muslim country and unhappy in every country that is a muslim country!

AND WHO DO THEY BLAME? Not Islam. Not their sultan, sheik or ayatollah. Not themselves. THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN! AND THEN; They want to change those countries to be like poor and backward Islam countries. THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY AND OPPRESSED (muslim countries are some of the largest maximun prisons worldwide, Nigerians go to saudi only for a pilgrimage or religios tourism. No sane Nigerian can settle down in any of the muslim countries mentioned above).

@ Rilwayne, aren't you also observing cease-fire (ramadan)?

Mary worshipper ...you will go to hell if you are not a JEHOVAH WITNESS

oya say somthing

true2god: I thought muslims are on global cease fire (a.k.a ramadan). Just wait till 28 or 29 July to resume another global physical jihad, electronics jihad and spiritual jihad. Your colleagues (except the shia and the sunni ISIL in iraq and syria) are faithfully observing the cease fire (a.k.a ramadan), as instructed by allah and mohammed (piss be upon him).

Please emulate your fellow e-jihadist on the 'Islam for muslims' sections by observing a complete cease-fire.

Mary worshipper

malvisguy212: my father is a muslim.AUDU AHEMED. When he convert to christian , he make a vow non of his children will worship satan like the muslim .

Greatest liar ever liveth, well the story continues

i can see people cryin up and down

You aint see nothin yet , this thread is not for argument but to enlight the blinded Ex-tians

You can keep spewing ur pooo , as long as this thread is not closed or deleted. the story continuess

watch out

vizkiz: I have been thinking about that...
[s] They are muslims and dedicated ones too (i suppose) [/s]...so will they join the exercise after all they had done
Just curious

kuss: [s] Boko Haram are the real Muslim following the true teaching of Mohamad [/s]
others appears moderate because they ve stayed too long with non Muslim

One word for you both


































NINCOMPOOP

Sham


Nothin real about it

[quote author=Al-Baqir]If you truly claim "you are just a muslim" and do not have anything to do with "Sunni-shi'a" brouhaha, then such comment ^ is disappointing.[/quote]i don shut up sir